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01x03 - Postman Pat's Secret

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Postman Pat". Aired: 16 September 1981 – 27 September 1982.*
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Each episode follows the adventures of Patrick Clifton, a friendly country postman, and his black and white cat Jess, as he delivers the post through the valley of Greendale.

01x03 - Postman Pat's Secret

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Postman Pat Postman Pat Postman Pat and

his black and white

cat early in the morning just as day is

Dawning he picks up all the post bags in

his

van Postman Pat Postman Pat Postman Pat

and his black and white

cat all the bud are singing and the day

is just beginning Pat feels he's a

really happy

man everybody knows his bright rad van

all his friends will smile as he waves

to greet them

maybe you can never be sure there'll be

knock

ring letters through your door

Postman Pat Postman Pat Postman Pat and

it's black and white

cat all the birds are singing and the

day is just beginning Pat feels he's a

really happy

man Pat feels he's a really happy

man Pat feels he's a really happy

man

it was a special day for Pat but he was

keeping it a

secret now then Jess don't you give my

secret

away Mrs Goggins was looking out for Pat

she was very pleased about

something hello Pat she said

there's a lot of post

today Pat didn't look too happy until he

saw that most of it was for him but who

could be writing to

Pat one envelope had a drawing of a cat

on it and the writing looked very much

like Katy

potages why don't you open them then

you'll know who sent them so Pat did

what a surprise they were all birthday

cards he stood them in a row along the

counter there was one from every person

on his round that was nice but how did

everyone know it was his birthday today

he'd kept it a secret all these years

and now they all

knew

funny

how on Earth they found out I couldn't

say but let me wish you a happy birthday

too and many happy

returns Pat bought six chocolate

kittens then gathered up all his cards

and letters and went on his

way

[Music]

at Greendale

Farm the Twins were looking out for

Pat happy birthday Pat They said as he

came in with the

post thank

you Mrs pottage had just come in from

the kitchen happy birthday she said Pat

showed the twins his

cards

we've made you a cake how did you know

it was my birthday said Pat we're not

telling said Mrs pottage it's a

secret H it was a secret said Pat with a

laugh here's a sugar Mouse for Jess said

Tom thank you very

much now let me see have I got

everything cake Mouse

cards

goodbye Jess spotted the

mouse he thought he'd catch it before it

got

lost no said Pat save it for tea time it

won't run

away but Jess wasn't so

[Music]

sure hello Reverend

[Music]

a letter for

you oh thank you been expecting this and

here's something for you to greet you on

your

birthday thank you said Pat it was a

leatherbound

Bible oh thank

you but how did you know

He who reads shall learn very kind of

you

goodbye good

[Music]

[Music]

speed

there were some letters for Thompson

ground come

in Pat arrived just in time for a cup of

tea thank

you oh your

letter

Alf Thompson came in hello Pat he said

happy

birthday he gave him a walking stick

with a handle made from a sheep's horn

he'd made it himself that'll be good for

keeping dogs

off thanks said Pat but how did you know

it was my birthday or you'll have to

find that out for yourself just keep

your eyes open said Alf smiling you're

quite a famous the spokesman you

know whatever does he mean thought Pat

he was getting more and more puzzled and

his van was filling up with

presents Jess didn't like the stick he

thought the horn might butt him when he

wasn't

[Music]

looking granny Dryden was busy cooking

when Pat arrived with the

letters he'd brought her groceries

too as the mobile shop couldn't get up

the lane to her

Cottage

morning

post granny Dryden had knitted something

for Pat's

birthday whatever was

it a woolly

vest it'll keep you warm in the winter

said granny

Dryden it looked very

itchy but Pat said thank you it's it's

just the right size how did you know it

was my birthday he I can't hear a word

you say said granny Dryden I need a new

battery in my earring

Aid uh I'll bring you one tomorrow said

Pat

[Music]

goodbye at Miss Hubbard's Cottage there

was a glass of fruit juice waiting for

Pat

there were two letters for

her Miss hubard drank his health and

wished him a happy

birthday

cheers she gave him a steering wheel

cover made of red velvet thank you

that's

lovely she didn't tell him how she knew

it was his

birthday

goodbye

at intake Farm George Lancaster showed

Pat his special prize

hens they look Champion said

Pat they are their Champion layers said

George just look at that he gave him two

dozen for his birthday and a dozen for

the Village

School thanks for the eggs George

then Sam Waldren arrived and gave Pat a

punet of

strawberries and a carton of double

cream for his birthday tea thank you

[Music]

Sam

Lucy was on the lookout for Pat at the

Village

School the children had made a picture

of him on a big sheet of card with Happy

Birthday written underneath and all

their names they had also made a model

of his van but they wouldn't tell him

how they knew it was his

birthday Pat had presents for them a

chocolate kitten each and the eggs from

George

Lancaster goodbye

[Music]

the day's round was nearly finished

Pat was just looking to see if there

were any letters to collect when Peter

fog came along on his

tractor he stopped to wish Pat a happy

birthday Pat told him how everyone

seemed to know about it don't you know

why said Peter fog laughing I wish I did

said

Pat Peter showed him a news paper it was

this week's pencaster

Gazette have a look at this he

said Pat was amazed there was an article

about him headed Postman of the year it

told all about his work how he helped

everyone where he was born and the date

of his

birthday well said Pat how did they find

all that out keep it as a souvenir said

Peter thanks said Pat I'll show it to

the wife she will be

pleased all right Jess I'm coming I know

it's been a long day but we're off home

now it's a Pity no one knows when it's

your birthday Jess never mind we'll have

a little party

tonight Postman Pat Postman Pat Postman

Pat and his black and white

[Music]

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