02x01 - Postman Pat and the Hole in the Road

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mostly

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just as day is dawning

he picks up all the post bags in his

fans

Postman Pat Postman Pat Postman Pat that

is black and white cast

all the birds are singing

is just

Bill's easily

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everybody knows

Red's plans all his friends will smile

as he waves to

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you can never be sure

bring letters through your door in

Postman Pat Postman Pat Postman Pat and

his black and white cat

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Pat feels he's really happy

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down at Greendale village school they

had a model volcano just think children

sinister bringing of all that rock going

bubble bubu

whoosh under the ground you'd get your

feet hot said Lucy no you wouldn't said

Bill Thompson you could wear you worries

it was a long time before Willy's were

invented said mister Freeman the

volcanoes made our lovely Greendale

Hills long before there were any people

nevermind wellies great holes in the

ground with rock boozing out like toffee

did you say toffee said Tom I like

toffee I said it was like toffee said

mr. Brean because it was all oozy and it

was so long ago that it was even before

the dinosaurs came you can all do a

lovely painting tomorrow for open date

but it's home time now

pat was waiting at the gate with Julian

hello ma'am

time to go home

the next morning it seemed very quiet in

the village

when happed came to collect the letter

yes I certainly will

did you see it was Mia Thompson groaned

dear yes yes I'll tell him bye for now

what was all that about mrs. Goggins oh

well that was PC Selby it seems that

there's a great gaping hole in the

middle of the road leave Thompson ground

he says it's big enough to swallow a cow

oh I know what that means

road closed diversions cones and

bollards all over the place how does he

think I'm going to get through with all

these letters and parcels talking about

holes in the ground

Julian was all about volcanoes and

earthquakes last night hey Pat it's only

a hole in the road Oh we'll manage

somehow bye for now

bye test

I wonder if dinosaurs would get letters

what did dinosaur tracks look like it's

a huge fish ages

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I was out on his friend Pat stop for a

chair what do you reckon to this hole in

the road health motto I've seen now I'm

plowing since early morning late hole

just outside your farm PC Selby shut the

road up oh dear how am I going to get

home

I'd best be off

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just in case there were any new holes

but no one knew about dye version so we

can't go our usual way

hi hi no PC cell believed I'm versions

every time it ends up me going the long

way round pay up

what's this not another and it's going

back the other way

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what more diversions there everywhere

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here we go again oh this is awful I'm

getting dizzy playing right and then

left then right again

I should go straight home maybe if I

went left but I can't could go right

here

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I've just spotted where we are Jess

we're back where we started

don't follow me sir I'm lost if you

follow these signs you just go round in

a big circle

hey Pat I can't be bothered with all

that let's shift this clutter out of the

way no problem

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is this what all the fuss is about set

out it doesn't look much to me I've seen

bigger said Pat baby one now then there

then what's going on there look out here

comes trouble

BC sold me come on legs you know this

roads closed you must have seen the

signs I'll have to take your names and

addresses here can you almighty don't be

daft Arthur you've known us ever since

we were in short trousers never mind

that

we have to do it proper Nannan how do

you spell proceeding you've got a pencil

shot there on your by any choice

property oh thanks Dorothy said that

just what we need Dorothy I'm you got

anything to sharpen a pencil hang on but

if you could just hold this and then

Arthur first you pencil to Dorothy then

if you take these I think there are two

E's in proceeding but is it to see on it

has anyone seen my notebook let's go

think it's going round in circles like

my van

if we might everything go throughout the

old instead we could probably when Pat

called on Miss Hubbard she was acting

very oddly rodding about the garden with

a stick warming pad morning miss Hammond

you've not lost something have you

certainly not

I'm just taking precautions without

warning

BC Selby told me all about it though I

wouldn't let it bother you miss Hubbard

it's only a small hole in the road

cheerio

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hold on technically hello what hello man

there was a parcel for him

sorry I'm a bit late today sit down

it's this blooming hole in the road I've

had to go all around Greendale to get

here don't worry leave it to me I'll

have that all filled in no time

a bag a cement a bit a gravel and some

char that'll sort it out all leftovers

from a jobbing pen caster I knew it did

come in handy one day

pat was on his way

having delivered all his letters it was

time to go back to the posters

and he stopped Thomson Greville to see

how things were going there was a whole

new set of signs leading into a field

and it's my own century that's if you

can find he won't be all right as soon

as Ted gets that whole building come on

slowly as you go just what I need

we'll have a soup well that chair sets

are you coming Beauty Arthur mind the

job but something seemed to be keeping

PC silty oh did somebody shout help said

Pat he's not looking for these No Luke

is he gone entrada knee Jersey what are

you doing to my nice new tag

fast-setting stuff that and you can you

know you'll have to take your boots off

and leave them in charge said Pat come

on after up with you boots

don't be shy

one to transport Oh

steady on boots are gonna walk and we'll

need a new there danger police boots

everybody should see that I hope

Dorothy's kept some tea hot

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Postman Pat Postman Pat Postman Pat and

his black and white cat

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