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02x08 - Postman Pat Has Too Many Parcels

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Postman Pat". Aired: 16 September 1981 – 27 September 1982.*
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Each episode follows the adventures of Patrick Clifton, a friendly country postman, and his black and white cat Jess, as he delivers the post through the valley of Greendale.

02x08 - Postman Pat Has Too Many Parcels

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Intro

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Oh

black and white just as these dummies

picks up all the post bags in his fans

Postman Pat Postman Pat Postman Pat that

is black and white cast

all the birds are singing

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really

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everybody knows

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Red's plans

all his friends will smile as he waves

to

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you can never be sure they'll be knock

ring letters through your door Postman

Pat Postman Pat Postman Pat and his

black and white cat

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Pat feels he's really happy

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it was a busy day in Greendale Ted was

Parcels

on his way in his lorry to mend the hole

in a week

but without early as well but he was

going slowly

he had such a load of parcels today and

some of them wanted to escape this is

some people throw them it's a possible

now I wonder who well there's an address

on it

I better give it to plot warning parcel

for you well thank you very much

sorry I'm a bit late by morning pet I

found this lying in the street morning

miss Hubbard give me I must still drop

it

my bag is so full today put this me pet

I hope you'll take walk here it's taken

a bit of a knock and I don't think mrs.

Kok it will be too pleased to get a

muddy parcel now don't worry miss

Hubbard I'll give it to what before I

deliver it it's very nice of you to pick

it up for me thanks I've never seen so

many parcels bye for now soon be done

now let that Lots finished

Lots Done

oh no more parcels oh I'm so sorry I

don't know where they're all coming from

it's worse than Christmas what's going

on all the parcels in the world seem to

be coming to Greendale just take as many

as you can then come back for another

lot that's the only way little by little

you'll manage I think I need a bigger

bang and arms like a gorilla

now then Jess where are you going to sit

them up a bit to make room for another

parcel you know one of these days there

won't be enough room for me to get him

Too Many parcels

then you'll have to drive the van

[Applause]

[Music]

first stop today was Thomson ground son

was there with Dorothy pointing to

colored pictures in a big glossy catalog

that had some parcels for her

hello sandy hello but you look busy

you can say that again I've had a huge

load of parcels today oh sorry

hello Dorothy yes they are I can't think

where they're all coming from it's this

year cut along but it's got everything

is all the things that can't fit into my

van folks love it they're ordering stuff

like mad and then all come through the

post it's got some records and videos

all sorts of cool oh I don't believe it

comes in a nice neat parcels cheerio

well I don't know how we're going to

close yes but you'll have to help

that was on his way

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[Applause]

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he arrives at Ted Glen's workshop Ted

was looking out for that oh but there

was a big pile of fossils for Ted

there's no need to throw them

sorry about that Ted there's just too

many of them

everyone's ordering from that catalog of

Sam's well you'll have to move with the

terms but you can't just go on

staggering about with a bag overflowing

with parcels you hurt yourself but I

can't get the van down the small lanes

all through the alleyways me but you

want a high-tech solution I'll have a

think about it I'm sure I can come up

with something well I hope you can

before I get squashed under a pile of

parcels teary oh boy but

[Applause]

Major Forbes

the next day major Forbes was on the

lookout for a parcel he had sent for

when he spotted Pat behind a pile of

parcels morning major

hello Pat by Jove

there's my parcel right at the bottom

pile just don't oh it's all right Pat

I've got it

hurry up this is getting worse and worse

I can't even see where I'm going

one of these days I'll bump into someone

and I was just saying I could do with a

new car when some oh yes wonderful

I know but ordering napkins by post is

one now Pat you don't need to be so

rough about delivering the mail I'd been

having some broken legs to mend I'm

sorry doctor it's this mail-order

madness that come over the whole of

Greendale well I think the post office

should do something about it it's not

good for your health or for hours if it

comes to that I'll put a word in with

your boss in pen castor thanks dr.

Gilbertson bye it was time to call on

Ted

Ted again he was fiddling with the

mechanical dish mornin Ted

more parcels hello but have a look at

this

I think it'll solve your problem the

mark 1 super speed postal scooter just

what the modern postman needs in the age

of mail order it looks grand Ted I like

the parcel box in front is the room for

a cat there's room for everything why

don't you try it out have a test run

well I don't know how you've done it so

quickly I'll just try to sit down

what are you doing Ted

[Applause]

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are you alright but I think it needs a

few adjustments before you use it with

real putt that's packed he makes a great

Mr Pringle

racket these days when he goes around

with a village post with the parcels now

[Applause]

[Music]

mr. Pringle wondered what the noise was

steep hill slowly but homely hello what

is this one of yours PC Selby was

Mrs Goggins

looking for Pat morning mrs. Goggins can

I have a quiet word morning PC Selby I

thought you might be popping in oh I've

had some complaints it's this high speed

postman of ours paroled

Pat he's only trying to do his job right

enough but he's making a Dickens of a

racket and endangering life and limb let

me have a worked with Pat I know he'll

listen to me no need for him to be in

trouble I'll leave it to you then Thanks

see you mrs. Goggins

that looks like pcs Selby was that BC

Celebi just now yes it was paired and it

was you he was talking about who don't

tell me I can guess he's really annoyed

with you all that noise and smoke

tearing around on that scooter thing but

how else can I deliver all the parcels

on time if they keep on coming like this

well Pat just as it happens there's a

parcel for you to do for me who can be

sending one to me it's not something

from one of Sam's at along with it it's

one of those truism a proper postal

trolley what do you reckon to this

Reverend wonderful oh you see the Lord

will provide no it came from the post

office in Penn Caspar it's to help me

deal with all these parcels I must be

going five parcels to deliver cheerio

I bet come on Jess but you can give me a

ride when we've done but Jess wasn't at

all sure about that who ever heard of a

cat pulling a trolley

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Postman Pat Postman Pat Postman Pat and

his black and white cat

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