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02x12 - Postman Pat and the Beast of Greendale

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Postman Pat". Aired: 16 September 1981 – 27 September 1982.*
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Each episode follows the adventures of Patrick Clifton, a friendly country postman, and his black and white cat Jess, as he delivers the post through the valley of Greendale.

02x12 - Postman Pat and the Beast of Greendale

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just as these dummy picks up all the

post bags in his fans

Postman Pat Postman Pat Postman Pat that

is black and white cat

all the birds are singing

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Pat feels

everybody knows

Red's plant all his friends will smile

as he waves to breathe

you can never be sure they'll be knock

rings letters through your door Postman

Pat Postman Pat Postman Pat and his

black and white cat

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Pat feels he's a really happy

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it was a warm morning in Greendale and

there were plenty of letters and parcels

to deliver I just didn't see it good

this me pet I hope you'll take more care

it's taken a bit of a knock sorry miss

Hubbard it's all this post to deliver I

didn't see your body there's just too

much fussing about hmm the bike looks

alright I'll pop round when I have a

minute just the thing for the twins

nasty cold nicer stuff we had in the old

days when I was a girl morning doctor

hello Pat well I never

sorry Pat was soon out in Israel

delivering the day's post to the

countryside trying not to hurry

first stop Glen's workshop who's that

Tooting now then but what so sorry Ted

can't stop in a rush today bye

well I'll be foolish but he not work

just when I fancied a good matter but

Pat had no time to stop him better

there was supposed to be

first mrs. pottage heard him pull up

outside morning morning Pat you're just

in time for a cup of tea very kind of

you just half a cup please you're not

telling me there's so much post that you

can't stop for a chat

that reminds me I'll have to find time

to call on miss Hubbard I ran into her

bike this morning rushing about well

that's what miss Hubbard said hey is

that the right time I don't have to get

a move on there's a lot to do today

thanks for the tea bye mrs. pottage high

fat outside Jess wasn't looking too

happy hey Jess what happened

Oh sandwiches who's done that

they've eaten the whole lot the sandwich

rubbers of Greendale strike again it

can't be the hens this time this is a

case of piecing selbee but no time to

stop for clues

no salvages miles away from home

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there's news all right in the village

and all the carrots gone some just

livened others half-chewed I don't

believe it carrots monster has done this

first my sandwiches now your carrots it

must be a very hungry monster I'm going

to wring PC Selby he'll know what to do

him at least so much dangerous so much

somewhat big and dreadful come out I

don't know where

who are old hat Dorothy was in such a

fluster that she has forgotten all about

lunch

Pat and Jess went on their way

feeling more important

and keeping to look out for the monster

there was something going on at granny

dragons cottage all the washing had been

thrown into the rain

what's all this oh but look at me

washing the limes broken and me new

sheets are all dirty in the road I mean

this pillowcase is done I don't know

what's happening but there's been

trouble all up the Dale someone nicked

my lunch and all the carrots out of

Dorothea Thompson's garden and now

you're washing it's some beast from the

Moors you mark my word bye granny drive

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jess was wishing that the beast was a

nice fat mouse he was hungry

and so was back and watch me I'd

recognize that bike anywhere it's miss

Hubbard's oh how glad I am to see you

what is it miss Hubbard have you had an

accident I was on my way home when this

thing with whom and and an enormous head

covered with a white sort of bag came

out of the field it's not exactly what I

fell off it looks as though you've met

the beast that's what I called it

then it pinched the apples from my

basket so I took a swipe at it with my

bra lit and jumped the wall I'll tell

pcs he'll be as soon as I get to the

village so don't worry will you be all

right then oh yes mind how you go Vlad

cheerio

there was a registered letter for the

major morning he was busy in the garden

morning major

a registered letter for you look at this

pet my best begonia and I know who did

it a huge monster it was rampaging all

round the cartons with a mysterious

white shroud over its head I must say it

has made a mess I do hear it's the

famous beast of Greendale risen from its

lair in the Moors I will have to hunt

the thing down get help from the village

chase it back - - from wherever it came

from hang on listen

bells at this time of the day don't

think why unless by June the Beast is

after the Reverend and he's calling for

help

come along pet not a minute to lose

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morning Reverend glad to see you hittin

well hello major Forbes henpecked I

hunted we thought it was you ringing the

bell no I'm not ringing the bell how can

I be the bell-ropes inside and I'm right

men we'd better investigate

lead the way major well I think you

should go first Pat I'll bring up the

rear are you coming with me major

well no bad strategy I'll stay here

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nothing to worry about I don't like this

all he needs to do is to take the bull

by the horns but no oh yes well no which

a pity it took me so long

who knows what she's been up to apart

from getting entangled in this bell rope

and making a racket and we all thought

it was the Beast of Greendale booster

watch it's no Beast

it's only Lucy's holding all make up for

any damage she's done I think you'll

have a few gardens to dig and put to

rights beast of Greendale

yes hi everyone well I'd rather ride in

my wrench

for one thing it doesn't beep

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