- [Sam] Get ready for a "Game Changer!"
Tonight's guests, alias
wet hair, messy face,
it's Vic Michaelis!
[upbeat game show music]
[laughs] That's just his buzzer
sound, it's Jacob Wysocki!
[Sam chuckles]
- Hi, Mom. Hi, Dad.
- [Sam] And Baba Booey,
Baba Booey, it's Lou Wilson!
[Lou mimics regal trumpet fanfare]
- I'm here!
- And your host, me.
I've been here the whole time.
This is "Game Changer."
The only game show where
the game changes every show.
I am your host, Sam Reich.
I am joined today by these
three lovely contestants.
Now, you all understand
how the game works.
- No.
- No, Sam.
- You know that we don't.
- That's right, our players have no idea
what game it is they're about to play.
The only way to learn is by playing.
The only way to win is by learning,
and the only way to begin is by beginning.
So without further ado,
let's begin by giving each
of our players 50 points.
- Oh, hell yeah.
- Hey, point.
- Players, Sam says-
- Ugh!
- Touch your nose.
- Already. It's just starting already.
- Sam says, touch your head.
- Oh no!
- Touch your ear.
- Uh-uh.
- Easy, players, right? A game for babies!
- You say that now and then
it's gonna get super hard
and everyone's gonna think we're babies.
- [laughs] Sam says, touch
two ears with one hand.
That is points away from all three of you.
- Why?
- I said two ears
with one hand.
- [sighs] Okay.
- It's fine, we all lost it.
We're all still...
- We're in the same playing field
so it's basically if we
still have 50 points.
- We are a united front.
- Let's take this one player at a time.
Jake, you played this game before.
Lou, you've played it before.
Vic, welcome to the world of Sam says.
Beginning with you, Sam says,
do something cringe.
- [chuckles] Hmm.
- [whispers] No, it's fine.
Can I have a dollar?
[Sam laughs]
- What do you need a dollar for, Vic?
- I just like, I don't have
any cash on me right now.
Hey, guys.
- Hey, what's up?
- [Sam] Vic-
- Can I have a dollar?
- I'm so sorry, but my wallet's upstairs.
- Can you grab it?
- I don't, I mean it's like...
- Sam, we're on camera.
Can you go grab your wallet really quick?
- Vic, do you need money?
- No.
- Sam, can I please have a dollar?
- Vic, I'm literally
blushing and cringing.
I'm gonna send you back to your podium.
- Does Sam say I can go back to my podium?
- Yeah, Sam says you can
go back to your podium.
- Thank you.
- Great job.
[hands slapping]
- Oh!
- Wow!
Jake
[Jacob moans weakly]
Sam says, do something cringe.
- Mesa Jar Jar Binks.
[Sam and crew laughing]
I just wanted to do an
impression of my favorite guy.
- Short but sweet, Jake, I like it.
Lou, Sam says, do something cringe.
- I've always wanted to do a cartwheel.
And I think breakdancing is super cool
[cast and crew laughing]
and I always had a dream
when I was in high school
that I would lose a bunch
of weight over the summer
and learn how to breakdance.
- Mm.
- And so I'm gonna try
and do one earnestly.
- Cool.
- And I'm not looking at the camera
because I'm a little uncomfortable.
[Sam and Vic laughing]
[Lou inhales and exhales]
[Lou thuds and grunts]
[crew laughing]
- sh*t.
- [Sam] Oh no!
- I'm gonna try it one more time.
[cast laughing]
- You were close.
- [Vic] Legs up a little bit more.
- Legs up. Okay.
- Just a little bit more
power off the ground.
- Right.
- There you go. Okay.
[Lou grunts in pain]
[Jacob chuckling]
- Three very solid entries.
I think that is gonna go to the player
who made me legitimately
cringe the most, which is Vic.
- Thank you.
[bell rings]
- Players, Sam says, from now on,
whenever a player curses, a
point goes in the swear jar.
[whimsical music]
Thank you so much, Ash.
- Oh my gosh.
- What's the cutoff for swears?
- What's a swear?
- Are we like PG-13?
- Great question. Damn is a swear.
- Whoo!
- Whoa, PG rules.
- It's a lot of fudges
'bout to get thrown around.
- Sam says, dance.
[smooth electronic music]
Sam says, freeze.
[music stops]
[cast member laughs]
Sam says, freeze whenever
you hear the word freeze,
"Sam says" in front of it or not.
[Jacob chuckles]
Ready?
- No!
- Simply a sentence my
brain doesn't understand.
- And dance.
[smooth electronic music]
- No, no, no, no!
[Sam and Jacob laughing]
- I believe that it is
points away from Vic and Lou.
- Shake it off.
[buzzer blares]
- But I think that Jake
caught on soon enough.
Ready, players? Sam says, dance.
Freeze.
♪ Pump up the music ♪
♪ Pump, pump up the music ♪
- That's gonna be a point away from Vic.
- What?
- Who continued to dance
after I said freeze.
- Oh, right, but...
Okay, right, right, right.
- [Sam] "Sam says" or no.
- And we get it. And we're
warming up is sort of the thing.
[buzzer blares]
You know, we're warming up.
Here we go. We got this!
[Sam laughing]
- And Sam says, dance.
♪ Pump up the music ♪
♪ Pump, pump up the music ♪
♪ Pump it if you please ♪
♪ Pump it up and freeze ♪
♪ If you're still dancing,
you lost a point ♪
[Sam laughing]
- I don't know, so I'm
just gonna keep grooving.
- [Vic] Yeah, I was going...
- Couldn't quite hear it
and I know it's a trick, so I'm just-
- [Vic] Something something the point.
- I'm sorry, players, that is
points away from Vic and Jake.
[buzzer blares]
The music did say freeze.
- Right, for sure.
- Naturally.
- Sam says unfreeze
and back to your podiums, please, players.
Sam says, turn on a fetishist,
starting with Jake.
- You can't take this
back, just so you know.
- Yeah, it's one of those things-
- It's gonna be online
- where it's like,
this is online.
- [Lou] Yeah, exactly.
- I'm gonna go niche.
- That's the way to do it, I think.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Bigger.
Bigger!
Make it bigger, bigger!
Look how big my belly can get!
Bigger!
And then you can c*m. You're allowed.
Some people just like
when bellies get bigger.
- Is that true?
- It's like an inflatable thing.
Some people put tubes up their a*s.
- Wow! [laughs]
You learn something new every day
here on the "Game Changer" stage.
Let's take one point of Jake's
and put it in the swear jar for a*s.
[buzzer blaring]
- Oh!
[cash register rings]
No, it's okay. It's okay.
- Jake, I don't want you to
see this is an attack on you,
but I just do have to know.
He said the other C-word.
- What's the other C-word?
- It's the one that
comes out of a male's...
- What are you doing right now, Lou?
[Sam and crew laughing]
I f*ck'...
- Hey, guys, guys.
[Sam and crew laughing]
Let's stop, let's stop.
[buzzer blares]
Hey, hey, hey, hey. Come
here, come here, come here.
- Sorry, my man, sorry.
- What's going on?
- I just need to know!
- Hey, hey, hey!
- I just had to get you back-
- Hey, hey, hey! Uh-uh, uh-uh!
- Yeah, we're even?
- We're even.
- There we go. Okay?
- We're even.
- Thank you.
- We're even.
I just had to get you back on one.
- Guys, he's doing this to us!
[Jacob wheeze laughs]
- He's doing this to us.
- He is doing this to us.
- He wants this!
- He wants this.
- For his little TV show,
and we're not gonna do it.
- Lou, what you got for me?
- Just gonna go with a classic.
- Whoa.
[Sam gasps]
[Jacob hums sultry music]
- [Lou] Oops.
- Whoa, Lou. Oh my god.
- Do you think you deserve it?
And here it is. Your big prize.
[Jacob vocalizes sexy music]
It's a winner!
[Sam laughing]
- [Sam] Oh, wow.
- [Lou] Ooh, ooh! [giggles]
- Making use of the props
that aren't in play yet. Wow.
- You can c*m now.
[Sam laughing]
That's a good person.
- [Sam] I really like it.
- That's a good person! [laughs]
- Vic.
- Yes.
- Sam says, turn on a fetishist.
- May I grab something?
- Go for it, Vic.
- Hi, how you doing? You having fun today?
This is fun.
This is a really great
setup that you have here,
I think, in general.
- Oh, okay.
- Um, okay.
Okay, hi. [slaps hands]
All right, I-
- What?
- All right, we've seen this before.
- Thank you so much. Okay, are you ready?
[pastry gently crunching underfoot]
Oops. [laughs]
[Sam laughing]
Oh no!
[food crushes underfoot]
Oh no, the water cup. It's full!
[water splashes]
Oops!
Oopsie! You can c*m now.
[Sam and crew laughing]
- It's so early to have wet
feet for the rest of the show.
- I am not sure I know
what that fetish is.
- Like stepping on stuff?
- Stepping on stuff?
- Oh yeah. I know about
this through my DMs.
[Jacob and Vic laughing]
- I think we're gonna say
that point goes to Vic.
[bell rings]
- Thank you.
- And I'm so sorry, Lou.
- Did you not say "Sam says"
before I did all that foot stuff?
- [giggles guilefully] I do have to say-
- I showed them my feet, Sam!
[Sam laughing]
I showed them my feet for nothing?
- You have-
- c*m!
- Don't.
- We can say c*m.
- We can say c*m.
That's true.
- [Jacob] Oh.
- c*m's on the table.
- c*m!
- c*m's the new F-word, all right?
- [Vic] c*m.
- What if we all just, we
gave everybody a countdown
like a three, two, one, and
then we told 'em to c*m.
- [Lou] And then just a big one?
- Like just a classic group JOI, okay?
- Yeah, okay.
- [Contestants] Three, two, one,
c*m!
- Players, Sam says, pull
out your buzzers, please,
and place them atop your podium.
We're gonna play a little buzzer game.
Sam says, buzz in if you know the answer.
What is the capital of Ohio?
- Bingo!
- Lou.
- Cincinnati.
- I only said "buzz in."
I did not say answer.
So that is a point away from you,
[buzzer blares]
bringing you to 46.
- Okay, okay.
- Sam says,
answer if you know the answer.
What is the capital of Ohio?
- Columbus.
- That is correct, Vic,
and that is a point for you.
[bell rings]
I didn't say buzz in and answer.
- Are we together? Are we together?
I just wanna check in real quick.
- 'Cause, no, no, no,
here's what it is, right?
I'm getting these points,
and then I can pass-
- What are you at? What
are you at right now?
- No, it does not matter.
I'm saying-
- What are you at right now?
Tell me how many points you have.
- No, Lou, hey, hey, hey-
- Sam says, buzz in and answer
if you know the question,
what is the capital of Ohio?
[buzzer buzzes]
Vic.
- I know the question.
- And it is?
- I was not listening.
[laughs] I didn't get that far.
[Jacob mimics object impacting]
- That is, of course,
the sound of the buzzer.
- [laughs] Jake.
- What's the capital of Ohio?
- That is correct,
and that's a point for Jake.
- f*ck, right neighborhood.
- Sam says, buzz in and
answer if you know the answer,
what is the capital of Idaho?
[buzzer buzzes]
Vic.
- Boise.
- That is a point for Vic.
[bell rings]
Well done, Vic,
and I'm gonna take that
point away from you-
- Sam!
- [Sam] Because you said "f*ck."
- Our blood pressure is bad right now.
- I'm sweating.
- I just know that.
- We've literally got a PA
on each of you this episode
just in case we miss anything.
- Who's the PA on me, and
how much money do you want?
- Whoa!
[Sam laughing]
- Players, Sam says, do
something cool in slow-mo
starting with Lou.
- Can we go on a trip? Let's go.
Hey. c'mere. Come on,
let's get outta here.
We'll get that.
All right, thank you,
everybody, for your patience.
I'm gonna smack one of these
cookies and make it explode
in a fun kinda way.
- Cool.
- Do you want me to do it towards you?
- [Cameraperson] I'll take it towards me.
Let me just set it up for you real quick.
- Okay, great.
- [Cameraperson] Go ahead.
- All right.
[slow-mo whooshing]
[impact pounds]
[Sam cackling]
- [Kevin] I got it.
- Getting our cameraman
covered in cookie dust.
- Damn, you got blasted!
[Sam laughing gleefully]
I know what's about to
happen, and I'm so upset.
- That is one point from Jake
into the swear jar for damn.
Vic, what you got for me?
- Can you follow me down?
- What's this gonna be? I'm so excited.
- [Kevin] On you.
- So...
Okay guys, I just wanna...
[slow-mo dramatically whooshing]
[impact echoes]
[upbeat seductive music]
[Sam laughing]
- Damn!
- [Jacob] That was cool.
- Oh!
- [Sam] Wow!
- This swear jar.
- That is one point-
- [Vic] Thank you.
- in the swear jar from Lou for damn.
- [Lou] This is so cool.
- Great entry, Vic.
Jake, Sam says do
something cool in slow-mo.
- Cool, can we just kinda
get like, a frame right here?
Just kinda straight on. Cool.
[slow-mo swooshing]
[Sam and crew laughing]
[slow-mo buzzing and whipping]
Ah!
- [Sam] Wow!
- c*m, that looked cool.
- c*m, yeah!
- c*m, yeah!
- I think that's gonna
look pretty cool, Jake.
I really do.
- [Vic] 'Cause I'm gonna c*m.
- I do think that that
point has to go to Lou.
[bell rings]
And sorry, Vic.
I didn't say "Sam says."
- Sam says!
[buzzer blares]
Okay, no, it's fine.
- That is gonna be-
- It's fine. It's good.
- a point away from you.
- I think what you guys
both did was awesome.
- No, that was so good.
[hands slap]
- See, we're all so different,
but we're all so brilliant.
- We're all so brilliant.
- So brilliant.
- Sam says, make a prediction
about the rest of the episode.
Players, you each have inside your drawers
a slip of paper and a paper.
Sam says, pull those out and
make a written prediction
about something that's gonna
happen before the episode ends.
[bright pensive music]
Lou's had this challenge once before.
- And I don't like it.
[Sam laughs]
- I don't know if I did that right.
- Sam says, go ahead
and drop that in this
little pouch here, Lou.
Sam says, go for it, Jake.
- Do you think people are
gonna be mean about my feet?
- People are gonna be
weird about your feet.
- Thank you very much.
- Those comments are gonna be wild.
- Sam says, decode the image.
Players, inside your drawers,
you will find a pair of decoder glasses.
Please put those on and follow
the instruction therein.
Sam says, put on your decoder glasses
and follow the instruction therein.
- You son of a c*m, there's no way.
[Sam laughing]
[contestants blowing kisses]
- Good job, players.
You can go ahead and put those
away. Thank you very much.
- Who do you think we are?
[Sam laughing]
- Sam says, you can go ahead
and put your decoder glasses
away, thank you very much.
Sam says, do something
great for the season trailer
starting with Vic.
[jar lid unscrewing]
- [Jacob] Is it real cash?
[Sam laughing]
- I'd show something like that, maybe.
- Yeah, I like it, Vic.
- [Vic] Just, you know, like-
- I like it. Way to think on your feet.
Jake, what are we thinking?
- Are you serious?
You're gonna put that on the
board right now? That's f*cked.
I'm sorry, I gotta go. That's so f*cked.
f*cking put it...
No, it's not funny, Sam! It's not funny!
You hit a nerve, okay?
I'm sorry, everybody. I'm sorry.
Uh, I'm gonna go.
Stupid, you're all stupid.
- [Vic] That was a total
punch to you and I.
- That should cut good.
[Sam and crew laughing]
- That was one hell of a
performance, Jake. Three?
- Yeah, it's fine. It's fine.
[buzzer blares]
- It wouldn't have read the
same, probably, with fudges.
- Mmf.
- [Sam] Lou.
- I'm not just gonna do something-
- Sam says, do something
great for the season trailer.
- No. [chuckles]
- This time I'm the
confetti machine. [blows]
Ugh! [spits confetti]
[crew laughing]
[Lou blowing confetti]
Ugh, ugh, guys, it's in my mouth!
- Incredible entry! That's fantastic.
- Great stuff.
- Oh, you okay?
[laughs] Still with one shoe.
Great entries across the board.
I do think I'm gonna have to go with Lou.
- [Vic] Absolutely.
[bell rings]
- And take another point
away from you, Jake,
because I didn't say "Sam says."
[buzzer blares]
- I don't care.
- I think that's a good attitude.
- If I start to care, I'm gonna go mad.
[Sam cackling]
- Sam says, don't look now,
but here is a pig in a little hat.
[jaunty country music]
This is Henry. Henry is 100 pounds.
- Oh.
- [Sam] Roughly the size
of one and 1/2 corgis.
Henry is wearing a little homemade hat.
- What kinda hat?
- [Sam] It's a little cowboy hat.
[Lou laughs]
- [Lou] Oh man!
- [Sam] Henry, just like a dog,
wags his little tail when he's happy.
- Is he doing it right now?
- [Sam] It's going like a helicopter.
- Stop.
- You're hurting us, Sam!
Wait, you brought something beautiful here
and made us not look at it for points!
- If we all look at it, it's
like none of us lost a point.
- Yeah, let's all look at it. Ready?
Three, two-
- No, I'm holding on two.
- United front, united front!
- United front!
- United front!
- [Sam] Thank you so much.
- [Vic] Thank you.
- [Pig Handler] Come on, bud.
[calls pig with kissy sounds]
- [Jacob] Bye, Henry.
- [Sam] You're the best.
- [Vic and Lou] Bye, Henry.
- Sorry, players, but that's
just how the game works.
- I can't wait to watch this episode.
- Sam says, a little memory exercise.
Sam says, from now until I say stop,
precede every instruction
with one that came before it.
- Okay.
[Lou sighs in exhaustion]
- Sam says, blow a raspberry.
[contestants blowing raspberries]
Sam says do a jig.
[players blow raspberries]
Sam says, puff out your cheeks.
[players blow raspberries]
For this next one, skip the jig.
Sam says, howl like a wolf.
[contestants blow raspberries]
[feet tapping stage]
[Sam laughing]
[contestants howl]
- Bravo, players. [claps]
You didn't fall into my trap there.
- Never.
- Sam says, dedicate
the episode to someone
starting with Jake.
- Hi, I'm Jake Wysocki.
I'd love to dedicate this episode
to the Marine Mammal Institute
in San Pedro, California.
They keep seals feeling healthy.
- That's so nice, Jake.
Very wholesome and a worthy dedication.
I like that a lot.
Vic, salmon says, dedicate
the episode to somebody.
- I would like to dedicate this episode
to the Delta Airlines flight agent
who insisted that despite
paying for seats together,
we shouldn't get them because sometimes
you k*ll 'em with kindness.
Sheryl, this is for you.
- Way to make that personal, Vic.
- Thank you.
- Lou, Sam says,
dedicate the episode to somebody.
[Lou blows raspberry]
[Vic sighs in realization]
[Sam laughing]
[Lou howls excitedly]
- I wanna dedicate this
episode to my two best friends,
Jacob Wysocki and Vic Michaelis.
[crew laughing]
Sam-
[Jacob screams in frustration]
Sam's trying to pit us against each other.
[Jacob continues screaming]
But we love each other so
much, and we don't give a c*m
what anyone does to
say that each one of us
is in a different station.
[Jacob grunts angrily]
We're one family fighting
with one voice for one cause.
- Yep. For sure, for sure.
- This one goes out to my best bros.
[hands slap]
Love you guys.
- Love you.
- Sam says, stop the memory exercise.
That'll be a point for Lou
and points away from Jake and Vic.
- [Vic] For sure, for sure.
[buzzer blares]
- And unfortunately, an
additional point away from Vic.
- Yeah.
- Because I said "salmon says."
- Salmon says? Of course.
- [Sam] I said, "salmon says."
- Absolutely.
- Thank you, players.
Very moving dedications.
Moving right along.
Sam says, don't flinch.
[contestants scream]
- [yelps] f*ck you, dude!
Honestly, take the point.
Oh, ah!
- Well, that's not fair.
- You've gone too far.
- And it's fine.
It was good. That was good.
- You should be reined
in, but that was good.
- I wrote that on my prediction card.
[Sam laughing]
[Lou and Sam clapping]
Just sayin'.
- I'm so sorry, Lou.
- No, it's okay.
- I do have to take a point
away from you for cursing right now.
- That's okay. You can have that one.
Hey, let me tell you,
the day I don't curse
when a body falls from
the sky, call somebody.
- Yeah.
- Sam says, place your buzzers
atop your podiums once more.
Sam says, it's "Jeopardy" rules now.
I'll perform the action.
You tell me what the Sam
says would have been.
- Cool.
[buzzer buzzes]
[Jacob mimics object impacting]
- Jake.
- What is, Sam says jump?
- That works for me.
- It's "Jeopardy" rules.
[bell rings]
- Additional point for Jake. Next up.
[buzzer buzzes]
Vic.
- What is, Sam says jump twice?
- That is correct. That
is a point for Vic.
Well done.
[bell rings]
Last one, players.
f*ck.
[buzzer buzzes]
Vic.
- What is, Sam says,
halfheartedly jump once and then curse?
- Not what I had in mind,
Vic, but I do like it a lot.
I think I'll give it to you, Vic.
The answer I was looking
for was simply jump.
You can go ahead and put
your buzzers away, g*ng.
[Vic scoffs]
Sam says you can go ahead and
put your buzzers away, g*ng.
Sam says, roast me starting with Lou.
- I'm scared. He pays us.
- I got your back.
- That's right. No, hey, hey-
- You guys are gonna be really mean.
- If you're gonna gauge
how hard we're gonna go.
- Mm-hmm?
- Let's f*cking go for
like, an 8 out of 10.
- Yeah.
- 8 out of 10?
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
- Let's f*cking go, oh. [sighs softly]
- Yeah, just sh**t for the Moon,
and even if you miss you'll
land amongst the stars.
- Let's go for it.
- Can I borrow that fan?
- Yeah.
- Hey, what's going on, everybody at home?
I wanna talk to you about a
guy. His name, Sammy Reich.
Now, of course, Sam Reich is
the CEO and face of Dropout.
But something else you
should know about Sam
is that his father, Robert Reich,
worked for the Clinton
Administration in economics.
His son makes comedians'
lives a living hell.
[Sam laughing]
And at least, last I checked,
drives a yellow Ford Fit, so.
- [laughs] It's a Honda Fit!
- I'm sure his father's proud.
- [laughs] Really liked that a lot, Lou.
We are gonna take one point
away from you for hell.
[buzzer blares]
And one point away from Jake.
[buzzer blares]
- Guys, that's tough. That's really hard.
I'm really sorry.
- [Crew Member] The PAs
say that it was twice.
[Sam and crew laughing]
[buzzer blares]
- I mean, if the PA said, I
think it has to be two points.
That sucks. Man, I hate that.
- This is not united, Vic.
- Jake, Sam says, roast me.
- Can I?
- Yeah, of course.
- What's up, Comedy Central?
That was David Hasselhoff.
[Sam and Lou laughing]
You know everybody's
wondering, "Where's Sam?
It's his roast."
He's in his bedroom
filming a YouTube Short.
[Sam and crew laughing]
How will we know when he's here?
Just listen for the cackle
that sounds like a thrifted teakettle.
[Sam laughing]
Sam's a bit of a mommy's boy.
- Oh boy.
- We all know how comedy works.
Exploit the people you love for content.
That's exactly how you sell subscriptions.
Anyways-
- [Sam] I feel guilty.
- I've been Jake Wysocki.
Coming up next, Brendan Schaub.
[Sam and crew laughing]
[Lou clapping]
- That was tough to beat,
I'll be honest. Vic.
- Please give it up for
Jacob Wysocki. How funny.
It's hard going second, right?
And what's the animal you're in?
The bears are suing him for
sort of vibe appropriation,
which has been been tough.
Hey, can I get an ah?
- Ah.
- Don't scream at me, Sam.
Okay, so listen, the man of the hour.
I just genuinely wanna say
from the bottom of my heart,
I appreciate you and
everything that you do
despite the fact that
you kinda have the vibe
that your kids call
you by your first name.
I wanna just say like, I
really, really appreciate that.
- [Sam] That's very funny.
- And I hope they wanna spend less time
at their mom's house, yeah?
- Way to go, Vic.
I do think I am going to
give that point to Jake,
who I think did the most
thorough job roasting me.
- Thank you.
- Yeah.
- And take a point away from
Vic because I didn't say,
"Sam says."
- Says.
And that's gonna sorta
be, I think, my thing.
- Players, Sam says, rescue
me from the paparazzi.
- Give us a photo, Sam!
[camera shutters snapping]
- No, no!
- [Vic] Hey, hey, hey!
- Knock it off!
- Get outta here!
Get outta here!
[paparazzi clamoring]
You guys, get outta here!
- This is stupid!
- You're good, you're
good! He's done, he's done!
- Hold on, hold on, hold-
[camera shutters snapping]
Hold on! Stop it!
- What's up? What's up?
- Look at me!
- I have a family!
- You can't print this!
[camera shutters snapping]
This is explicit!
- We'll catch you slipping.
- [Sam] I have a family!
- [Paparazzo] We'll
catch you slipping, Sam!
- How's it going, Ryan?
- How's it going, Jake?
- Hey, nice to see you, Ryan. Be well.
Thanks, guys.
You safe? Is he safe?
[Sam laughing]
- [Crew Member] Everybody,
let's hold real quick.
We're getting some
interference on the mics.
- My mic literally dropped.
I think it might be.
- [Crew Member] Sam, it's not you.
Could we just have the rest
of the cast test for us?
- Are you sure it's not?
Because literally my
mic pack is right there.
- It's off of his body.
- [Crew Member] It's not.
- Okay.
Lou, give us a quick test.
- I truly can't tell what's real anymore.
- Was it Jake?
- [Jacob] I'm real.
- Jake, can you give us a test?
- One, two, three.
Buckle my shoe.
- [Sam] Vic?
- That is points away
from Lou and Jake.
- [Lou] I'm gonna k*ll your...
- No, that's not fair, dude!
- Exactly, exactly, dude!
What the f*ck is that?
And you, you!
- [Jacob] That's not okay man!
- I'm f*cking done!
Everyone behind these
cameras is f*cking over!
If you're in a hole
dying, I won't be there!
- I'll help ya.
- Well done defending me
from the paparazzi, g*ng.
Lou, that's gonna be three points away
for his reaction to losing points.
[buzzer blares]
- If I could take 'em for you,
I would.
- Watch it, all right?
- Players, Sam says, propose
a visual effect to go here
starting with Vic.
- As I'm sort of talking to you
and having this conversation
I am slowly morphing into Miley Cyrus
as her character Hannah Montana,
and as I continue to talk,
[chimes twinkle]
the Hannah Montana of her fades away
[tender pop music]
sort of as she gets older
and realizes that she
doesn't have to pretend
to be somebody else, much
like us as we get older
realize that we don't
have to be somebody else.
Her song, "The Climb,"
but sort of like an off-brand
version of that plays.
And I as Miley just sort
of fade and disappear.
- Oh, Poetic, Vic.
- Thank you.
I appreciate you saying that.
- I liked that a lot.
Jake, Sam says, propose a
visual effect to go here.
- I think I'm gonna do one for me.
- Love that.
- And make a dream of mine come true.
- [Lou] Mm.
- [Sam] Let's go.
- Here's the order of
operations that will happen,
and then I'll act it out.
- Cool.
- It'd like to get hit
with an energy beam.
- Okay.
- And I wanna go Super Saiyan,
and I want the hair and the
like. [mimics energy whooshing]
- Oh!
- Pretty sick.
- And then maybe I sh**t a beam.
- Ooh, love that.
- Oh yeah!
- If that's okay.
- Hit 'em with a Spirit b*mb, baby.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Awesome, I'm in.
- Cool, cool, cool.
- Should we get out of his shot for this?
- Yeah, this is all you baby.
- Yeah, cool, cool, cool,
cool, cool.
- Let it rain.
- So the beam comes.
[beam energy crashing]
[Jacob screaming]
[Jacob breathing heavily]
[energetic pulsing music]
You haven't seen all my powers.
[energy crackles and hums]
[Jacob growls]
[Jacob screams powerfully]
[intense dramatic music]
[Jacob breathes intensely]
[scoffs] Is that all you got?
[Jacob screams]
[energy beam crashing]
- Hell yeah!
Love that, Jake!
[ki energy sword unsheathes]
- Is there a sword at the end?
- Yeah, it was a sword
at the end like Trunks.
Like Trunks's sword. [shouts]
- I love that.
- What a performance to boot!
- That was pretty good.
- Holy sh*t!
Tough to beat, Lou.
Sam says, propose a
visual effect to go here.
- Okay, all right, so here
we are. We're back again.
[snaps fingers rhythmically]
I'm snappin', all right?
This is the core right here.
[groovy dramatic music]
Now, of course we're gonna have
a little Steven Soderbergh box
that kinda flies off into the corner.
That's of my points
because that's what it's
always been about, baby.
It's about getting those points back.
Now we're gonna have a little
quick Steven Soderbergh box
of my foot to remind everyone
all the things we've done
to get up to this point, how
much it's taken to get here.
Baby, here goes the heist.
So now we're gonna follow
me, right? I'm on the move.
I'm kinda the mastermind
of this whole thing,
and so I'm kinda walkin' and talkin'
explaining the heist to you guys.
- [Jacob] Uh-huh.
- 'Cause together,
we're all gonna use our
talents to make this happen.
You're gonna hack into the mainframe.
- We're in.
- You're the cat burglar
who's gonna do the cat burglar stuff.
- Meow.
- I'm sitting here. I've
got the call, it's time.
So then we're gonna walk back down.
- [Jacob] Whoa.
- This is now the main Steven
Soderbergh box is me walking.
We're seeing the points again.
We're seeing the foot again.
We're seeing Jacob on the computer.
- We're in.
- And we're seeing Vic doing the thing.
- Meow.
- I'm gonna have a cup of coffee
because that's just how cool I am.
[music abruptly stops]
[sips] Delicious.
Now it's all gonna crash into one,
and we're gonna do kind of
like a transform effect,
and we're gonna see that this
point total is no longer 42.
[bell rings]
But 43,
and I love it when a plan comes together.
- Wow.
[cast clapping]
- Let's give that point
to Lou Wilson. Lou-
- Yeah.
- That was fun.
Thanks for letting us be a part of it.
- Thanks for being in it.
- Yeah.
- Sam says, don't look now,
but here is a nude picture
of my father playing the flute.
- Okay. Might be culturally interesting.
- The former Secretary
of Labor Robert Reich,
p*nis out and everything.
- Is it real?
- It's real.
[Lou chuckles]
- Why do you have that?
- Yeah, why do you have that?
- [Jacob] Can I ask where you got that?
- In a garden setting playing the flute
as if he were a little garden gnome.
- Oh.
- Oh...
- How big's the hog?
[Sam and crew laughing]
- Gotta know.
- Gotta know.
- Garden gnome.
- Sam says, meet puppet me,
otherwise known as Zam Reich.
[upbeat game show music]
- Whoa!
[Lou laughing joyously]
- Wow, that's pretty wonderful.
- That's pretty great.
- [Vic] With the podium and everything!
- [Jacob] Hi, Zam!
- Hi, how are you?
- He talks?
- Yeah, sure do.
And by the way, you look amazing.
- You look amazing!
- [Zam] You look amazing.
- I was just about to say the same thing.
- The repartee!
- Now, Sam says, your trigger phrases
are "Zam says" coming from Zam
and "Sam says" coming from me.
- Double time.
- Ready, and Zam, take it away.
- Zam says cry.
[Lou sobs weakly]
A lot of pathos.
[Lou sobs]
Zam says stop.
- Sam says cry.
[Lou crying]
[Jacob sobs softly]
- I just really wish we were all tied.
- Zam says stop.
[Lou continues crying]
- Sam says stop.
[contestants sobbing]
- Zam says stop.
[Jacob whimpering]
- Guys, Sam says stop.
[Jacob wailing]
[Lou weeping]
- Zam, they're not stopping.
Didn't Zam say stop?
- Zam did. Zam said, "Sam said stop."
What did Sam say?
- Oh, I see. If Zam says, "Sam says stop."
- Mm-hmm.
- And Zam says,
"Sam says stop..."
- [Zam] Then they should not-
- Right.
- Have stopped.
Except that Sam did just
say, "Sam said stop."
This is really confusing.
- And it's enough to
give you brain freeze.
[Sam cackling]
- The freeze thing was
still in effect from before.
- From dancing. No, no, no, come on.
We got this, we got this.
- Thank you very much, puppet Sam,
otherwise known as Zam.
- Thank you, real Sam.
- Now Vic, I think I caught you stopping
in the middle there so that's-
- Sure, sure, sure, sure.
- a point away from you.
Jake, I think I caught you not
stopping at the bitter end.
- Yeah.
- [Sam] So that is a point away from you.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Lou has it right.
You were in fact supposed to freeze
whenever hear the word
"freeze" Sam says or no.
That's a point away from all three of you.
[buzzer blares]
Sam says, embrace a new look
for the rest of the game.
If I could have the wardrobe, please.
- Oh, this is fun.
- Hello!
- [Jacob] Hey.
- Okay!
- Players, go ahead at once.
Decide whatever look you'd like to adopt
for the rest of the game.
Entirely up to you.
I will be giving a point to my favorite.
Sam says go for it.
[energetic electronic music]
- Yes, please.
- This is gonna be so hot.
- [Lou] Oh, that's great.
- Just a little bit like,
yeah, for sure.
[lively music]
- [Sam] Oh sh*t. [laughs]
[crew laughing]
- This is criminal.
- You know what it is?
I think the tail wins Lou this point.
I think this goes to Lou.
- I've done a lot for fetishists today,
so I'll take that one.
I'll take that one comfortably.
- Players, Sam says dance.
♪ Turn that frown upside down ♪
♪ Frizzy hair, move it round ♪
♪ Jonathan French is
my favorite novelist ♪
♪ Disney's "Frozen" is my favorite movie ♪
♪ Who were the villains
in "Batman Forever" ♪
♪ Frozen Ivy, Mr. Freeze ♪
♪ If you're still dancing
you lost a point ♪
- Oh, okay.
- The fact that you end it with,
"And if you're still dancing,
you've lost a point."
[Sam laughing]
[Jacob clapping sarcastically]
- And that's a point away
from all three of our players.
- Bravo!
- You make me look like
this, you make me dance,
and you still take my points away?
I put on a tail for you, Sam!
- One indignity isn't enough?
Players, Sam says, call everyone "Daddy"
for the rest of the game.
- Yes, Daddy.
- Okay, Daddy.
- It feels like this has
bigger implications for me.
- Everybody at home,
all the daddies at home,
you may in three, two, one...
- [Contestants] c*m.
[Sam laughing]
- And don't do it until we
give you permission again.
Is that understood, you sick
little daddies out there?
- Last interpretable prompt
of our challenge, players.
Sam says, one-up each
other starting with Lou.
- What's it gonna be? What's he gonna do?
- Classic group game. Here we go.
- Don't do it. No.
- No, not a cartwheel.
I'm begging you, man.
- We're back, baby.
We're all the way back.
[impact thuds]
[Lou grunts]
- Elegant callback, Lou. I like it a lot.
And I will consider the callback.
- One-up that.
- Sam says, Jake, you're up next.
- Right, okay. Jacob, lead this off.
- That was the most powerful
blasted I've ever felt!
You thought that was my full power?
Wait until I extend into
my deep, dark true power!
[Jacob groans powerfully]
[energy buzzes and thunders]
[Jacob screams mightily]
Hair is twice as tall.
There's so much energy.
[energetic music fades]
[Jacob screams intensely]
[energy bursts]
[scoffs] Is that all you got?
[crew laughing]
- [Sam] Vic.
- Right.
- Sam says, one-up each other.
- So Lou, you keep saying you want us
to go down to 45 points, right?
- I do.
- How about this?
I'll go to 30 points.
- You can go to 30 points
if you want to, Vic.
- Yeah, I'll go to 30 points.
Let's all go to 30 points.
Should we just do it at the same time?
- Ready?
- Three, two, one.
- Dang.
[Sam laughing]
- How about, okay, here's what we'll do.
I will swear to meet to Lou.
- Great.
- Lou, then you jump in
and we meet to Jacob.
- Great.
- So if for whatever reason
Jacob backstabs us and stabs back,
then we're all stuck at the same point.
Okay, ready?
- [Lou] Great.
- We're gonna go down to 30. Okay, ready?
- Kick it off.
- f*ck.
[buzzer blares]
[cash register rings]
f*ck.
[buzzer blares]
[cash register rings]
- [Vic and Lou] sh*t.
[buzzer blares]
[cash register rings]
f*ck.
[buzzer blares]
[cash register rings]
f*ck.
[buzzer blares]
[cash register rings]
sh*t
[buzzer blares]
[cash register rings]
f*ck.
[buzzer blares]
[cash register rings]
- Seven more from each of us. Okay, ready?
- Let's just say the S-word
together seven times in a row.
- Okay, sure. Ready?
- Great.
- Yeah, yeah.
- Three, two, one.
- [Contestants] sh*t, sh*t, sh*t.
- [Vic and Lou] sh*t, sh*t.
- So that does suck.
[Sam laughing]
- Look, sh*t f*ck.
[buzzer blares]
Let's just make it even.
- Thank you, Jacob.
- I love you guys.
- I love you.
- I freaking love you guys.
- [Vic] I love you.
- The points are even across the board.
Vic.
- Yeah.
- You said Jacob instead
of daddy four times,
and Lou instead of daddy three times.
[buzzer blares]
Taking another seven points away.
- Right, for sure.
- Lou, you said Vic once.
[buzzer blares]
- Dang, Daddy, that's some crazy stuff.
[Sam and crew laughing]
- But Vic, I do think that
that was a really interesting-
- Come on, boy.
- One-ups personship
and so I will give it to you.
- Thank you.
- [Sam] Bringing you back up.
- So I'm at...
- How many points do you have?
- You know, I just think that the points-
- [Jacob] Wait, no, but seriously,
how many points do you have?
- Sam literally, Daddy...
- [laughs] I'm so sorry, Vic.
I do think we should take
another one away from you.
- [Jacob] Dang.
♪ 25, 25 points today ♪
- Players,
I gotta plow forward.
- [Jacob] Okay.
- Sam says, start a conga line.
[upbeat festive music]
- Oh yeah.
How fast are we going? What is the step?
- Bump, bam, bump-bump-bam.
- Get more people.
Get more people
- Hey!
- Hey, everybody!
- Bang, all the daddies in here!
- Come on, daddies!
- Come on, daddies!
- Bump-bump-bump, bam. All
these daddies, get in here!
♪ Everybody, bump-bump-bump bam, bam ♪
- Reverse it!
- [Sam] Oh!
- Oh! Oh, that way.
Getting weird.
♪ Da-da-da-dah, da-da-da-dah ♪
♪ Da-da-Dah ♪
- Call it, Daddy!
- Wrap it up, Daddy!
- [Sam] Conga line, everybody! Good job!
[cast and crew clapping]
- That was fun to do.
What a group of Daddies.
- Sam says, let's revisit
those predictions from earlier.
- [Lou] Whew!
- First one, "We will always
be friends no matter what."
- That was me.
- And what do you think, Jake?
- I think we would all
get lunch after this.
- "Nobody will have over 50 points."
That's a pretty safe
prediction there, Lou.
- What can I say?
- Pretty safe prediction.
"Sam will yell at Vic."
I don't believe I've yelled at you, Vic.
- Oh, oh, Daddy.
- I believe I-
- I'm so sorry. Daddy, I'm so sorry.
Let me refresh your memory.
Hey, hey, can I get an ah?
- Ah.
- Don't scream at me, Sam.
- Okay.
[Lou snapping fingers]
Pretty darn clever, Vic.
- Yes, Daddy. Yes, Daddy.
- I am going to say that
this point goes to Vic.
I think that was a pretty
clever layup there.
- Daddy needs it.
- Ah, players, you've
been excellent sports
through a very frustrating game.
- Thank you, Daddy.
- And so I wanted to give all
three of you a little prize.
A pick-me-up, if you will,
at the end of this episode.
There is a surprise waiting for you
in the parking lot outside.
I mean this with all sincerity.
Sam says, party.
- Okay, okay.
- Okay.
- Oh my god.
- [Jacob] Party on.
- Shut up!
- What? Is that a party bus?
- [Vic] Shut up!
- We got a party bus!
Hello!
- My god! [shouts]
[party-goers shouting excitedly]
[electronic party music]
I'm so happy to see y'all. This is great.
- Honestly, the best day of work
I think I've ever had in my life.
[group laughing]
- You guys wanna play truth or dare?
- Wow!
- Oh!
- [Group] Yeah!
[electronic party music]
[party-goers shouting]
- Jake's kissing tongue.
- Jesus!
[party-goers cheering excitedly]
- [Jacob] Hey, cheers. Spin the bottle?
- Come on, hit one!
- Spin the bottle!
That's the one they're
gonna use in the promo.
[party-goers cheering]
[party music continues]
- So you guys are the best.
- Oh my gosh, give us complements.
- I love my friends.
- That's a statement.
- You're not Sam. You don't
have to make me feel wrong.
- Sorry, yeah, you're right.
- Is that what happened today?
[tense foreboding music]
- [Jacob] Yeah.
- [Vic] Oh yeah.
[tense foreboding music intensifies]
- Please welcome back to
the stage our party-goers!
[electronic party music]
- Whoo!
- [Sam] Yeah!
- Zicke zacke, zicke zacke, hoi hoi hoi!
Zicke zacke, zicke zacke, hoi hoi hoi!
- Players, did you have fun?
- It was a good time.
- What a lovely afternoon.
- Yeah.
- See, I'm not just some
heartless gamemaster.
I want you to have a good
time on the show. Good times.
- Why are you saying it like that, Daddy?
- Lou.
- Yeah?
- You cursed three times aboard the bus.
- Oh, g*dd*mn.
f*ck you. f*ck you, Daddy.
- Hope somebody recorded those curses.
- You took your shoe off
entirely, affecting your look.
- Yeah, yeah!
- Yeah!
- [Sam] You... [laughs]
[boot liquid splashing]
You called nine people
not Daddy aboard that bus.
- Make a right at the light
and you're at Jeremy's house.
- Jeremy, Sam, Vic, Vic, Vic.
Me and Kimia are...
Jacob.
Kurt. [smooches]
- Wow!
- [Sam] And Kimia told you
she was freezing twice.
- Are you sweating? It's freezing in here.
I feel like wherever I'm
sitting, it's freezing
and I might just move.
- [Lou] Yeah.
- And you did not freeze.
- Oh!
- What?
[Sam laughs mischievously]
[Jacob laughing]
- That is 15 points away from you,
bringing you to 16.
[buzzer blares]
Three points in the swear jar.
Jake, you swore only once.
- How long have you known?
- The whole time.
- Damn it.
- The whole time.
- Good on ya.
- You took off your belt.
- I just want this off so bad.
- You called only six people not Daddy.
- [Group] Skinny-a*s parents.
- That was cool, Lou. I mean Daddy.
- Oh.
- Hey!
- [Group] Lou!
- Spin it, Kurt!
You're not Sam. You don't
have to make me feel wrong.
- Kimia once again said
she was freezing twice.
That's two points, a total
of 10 points away from you.
Vic, you swore zero times aboard that bus!
You had zero wardrobe infractions.
Kimia told you, especially,
she was freezing,
not in the earshot of these two.
- Do you feel the air?
It's like, freezing in here.
- Is it?
- That is three points I
have to take away from you.
- That's...
- You called 13 people not Daddy.
[Lou chuckling]
- Kurt, you do the other part.
Blowjob is not a curse
word. Confirmed by Paul so.
You and Patrick-
- Oh no.
- So Lou is definitely allergic.
Lou!
- [Group] Lou!
- Lou going crazy!
- Kurt! [claps]
Kurt, it's your turn.
Kimia. Lou, Lou, stop.
- We put an entire-
- Lou and Sam and Daddy going, "Wow."
- [Sam] That is 16 points away from you,
bringing you to 10.
[buzzer blares]
- This is the rudest thing
you've ever done to me.
[Sam cackling]
- The points at the end of our game,
Vic with 10, Lou with 16,
Jacob Wysocki with 22.
[crew laughing]
Jacob, you are the winner of our game!
- Wow.
- You win a lovely building block set
because you're so good at
following instructions.
- Thank you.
[triumphant upbeat music]
Anyways, thanks, Sam. It's
been a real nightmare.
[Lou and Sam laughing]
- That does it for us
here at "Game Changer."
I am your host, Sam Reich, reminding you
that when I say jump, don't.
Good night.
[cheerful triumphant music]
[audience applauding]
- Hi, Mom and Dad!
[cheerful triumphant music fades]
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