- [Sam] Get ready for the "Game Changer!"
Tonight's guests, a C.H. intern,
turned international
sensation, Caldwell Tanner!
[upbeat music]
[audience applauding]
Superhuman with a stylus, it's Kiana Mai!
[upbeat music]
[audience applauding]
Yeah, and we're sorry, it's Nathan Yaffe!
[upbeat music]
[audience applauding]
[contestants laughing]
And your host, me, I've
been here the whole time.
This is "Game Changer."
The only game show where
the game changes every show.
I am your host Sam Reich.
I'm joined today by these
three lovely contestants.
Now you all understand how the game works.
- No.
- What?
- No.
- That's right, our players have no idea
what game it is they're about to play.
Although they might be
tipped off by the fact
that they are three of
my most favorite artists,
on God's green earth.
- Oh wow.
- The only way to learn is by playing.
The only way to win is by learning,
and the only way to begin is by beginning.
So without further ado,
let's begin, Players.
I'm so excited, it's the
long awaited "Game Changer"
meets Drawfee, meets
NaddPod, meets Kiana Collabo!
- Yay.
- It's all mixed.
- It's mixed like a pallette of paint.
- I spit in everyone's cup.
[contestants laughing]
- It's not hygienic
- Players, little known fact about me.
When I'm not hosting game shows,
I'm dropping sick beats.
In fact, I'm releasing an LP pretty soon,
but I've seemed to have come
at some kind of creative block
when it comes to the cover.
Ash, would you mind
bringing out the LPs please?
[contestants laughing]
- This one goes to Nathan.
This one goes to Kiana.
This last one goes to Caldwell.
- How high up are you in this?
- I was inches away from the ground,
and it hurt when I landed.
[Caldwell laughing heartily]
- Players, your drawings
must include a title,
but also whatever else you like.
You have three minutes
before it's pencils down.
- And go.
- Ah, we have so many supplies over here.
- This is like every 12
year-olds manga artist's dream.
[all laughing]
- [Sam] Those three covers
have three slightly different vibes.
- The worst part about this challenge
is that we have to spell.
- I'm not a good speller either though.
So maybe it would be more
authentic, if you were incorrect.
- Starting this off on such a low note.
[Sam laughing]
- I love conceptualizing
an idea while executing it
at the same time.
[Sam laughing]
- It's like I'm working in like
Don Draper's art department
about to show him
something he's gonna hate.
- I wanna see a carousel.
[Caldwell laughing]
One minute left, Players.
- I feel like
- I'm reverting back to a kindergartner.
So happy right now.
- Kiana, you look satisfied.
I think finishing ahead of
time expresses bold confidence,
and I'm here for it.
- Chilling. [laughing]
- Nine, eight, seven, six,
five, four, three, two, one.
And [laughing] pencils or
in that case, markers down.
Caldwell, let's start with you.
- Great, I went pretty minimal with it.
So I gave you like a a stage
name called Samb Ripes.
- Oh yeah, that works, the silent B, yeah.
- And this is of course
Pee Pee Poo Poo Blues.
[all laughing]
- [Kiana] Is that what the wet spot is?
- Yeah, it is a little wet spot.
- Did I leave that on the ground?
- It's unclear, I think that's
for the listeners to decide.
- Oh boy, it's only uphill from here.
Kiana.
- I have, I can be your angel,
or your devil, or your Sam.
- You know what, I think
this is my standup album.
[contestants laughing]
I think that that's how it reads to me.
It's like I tell some naughty jokes.
I tell some wholesome jokes,
and sometimes-
I'm just a little zany.
- I'm just me.
[all laughing]
Nathan.
- Hi.
- What do you have for me?
- You're just such a cool guy.
[Sam laughing]
The devil can't even handle it.
- The devil can't even hang.
- He's just all he can
do is light your ciggy.
[all laughing]
I made the four, the number four,
but I didn't make the two, the number two,
which is like that was a choice I made.
- I love all three of these, g*ng.
Really awesome.
I am going to say this
first point goes to Nathan.
- Oh wow.
- [Sam] Nathan, bravo.
- Thank you.
[concluding drum roll]
- Players, you are doing excellent so far.
Oh, hold on one second.
Hello, oh players, I'm getting a call.
It's the early 2000's.
They wanna see a tr*mp Stamp challenge.
It's Dropout cast members, Grant O'Brien,
Lily Du, Carolyn Page!
- I hear you need Tramps.
- Hello.
To get stamped.
- You got the stamps.
- I've always wanted a tattoo,
and I've really been afraid to get one.
Maybe I'll get this one
filled in with a tattooer.
- I was going-
- Is that what they're called?
- [Crew] Yeah.
- Tattooer.
- A tattooer.
- Tattoo artist.
- A tattooist.
- If you each do me the favor of standing
right by each of these tables,
- Got so much room to work with.
- That's right, nice broad canvas for you.
- So G, what are we looking for here?
- I want something that
says this guy's dangerous,
but also not to you.
[Caldwell laughing]
- Lily, looking for anything specific?
- I want something that
really says, "That's a tr*mp.
[all laughing]
- Wow Kiana, good luck.
Carolyn, okay.
- I think I want like I used to be a nun,
but like now I'm like a dragon tamer.
- Wow, okay Players,
you have three minutes.
- Whoa.
- Only three!
- Before it's pencils down.
- Are these markers, do
they wash off with sweat?
'Cause I am-
- Oh god.
- Damp, damp, damp.
- More like a damp stamp.
- I think Caldwell like splashed,
when he touched my back, it was-
- Oh, it's marking.
Would you be opposed
to me doing a real Sharpie on this thing.
- No, go for it.
We need the real deal here, oh yeah.
- I want mine to be like trashy.
Like she got syphilis at the Jersey Shore.
- Now what's wrong with that?
- Nothing, I just know it's
a personal experience of Grant's.
- You're all well known artists.
This would be a very expensive tattoo
to actually get someplace.
- Yeah, how much would
you charge for this?
- I think that's probably true.
- Yeah, it's not fair
Caldwell has so much
more space to work with.
- Yeah, we're just tiny girls.
That's not a lower back tattoo.
- He's a big tr*mp.
- Kiana, I love what
you have going on there.
- Should I get it permanently?
- Honestly-
- Oh, please.
- Lily, of any of these
you'd be the most likely to.
- Dang, that's really good.
- Seven, six,
- [Group] Five, four, three, two, one.
- Cheers.
- Happy New Year!
Now whether that really
classifies Caldwell,
as a tr*mp Stamp,
or whether it's really more
of a Red Dragon situation.
- You work with what you're given.
[all laughing]
- What is it, what is it?
I wanna see.
- My god, Caldwell.
Please, I would love nothing more
than for you to possibly justify this.
- You said early 2000's.
- Yes I did.
- That put me in a certain mindset.
- [All] Sure.
- In my head, it's the Twin Towers.
[all laughing]
- Somehow it's worse.
[all laughing]
And.
[camera clicking]
[Grant laughing heartily]
- I might get that filled in.
That's really good.
[all laughing]
- Kiana.
- Yes.
- Describe to me
what you were going
for with Lily's tattoo.
- I was going very 2000's.
I feel like I've seen like
these kind of tribal almost,
like designs before.
But then if you know me, I
love women, and I love boobs.
- [Sam] Yes, it's so good.
Lily, I'm not gonna lie.
I think this kinda rocks.
- [Grant] Yeah.
- That's beautiful.
- The color palette's
really good, isn't it?
It's really cool.
- I've always wanted a
tiny bit of extra cleavage,
above my a*s.
[all laughing]
- Nathan.
- Yeah.
- Talk to me about what happened here.
- So I was just sort of trying to get
like any sort of lines to show up.
She's got a sword, and she's
like strangling a snake.
- It is actually
from a sheer illustrative
standpoint, really cool.
And I love the idea.
- Oh god.
- [Lily] It's giving web comic.
- Early 2000's.
[all laughing]
- For sheer legitimacy,
I think it goes to Kiana.
That is point for Kiana.
Thank you, tr*mp Stamps, always good.
- Thanks, bye.
[concluding drum roll]
Players, you're doing swell so far.
What's going on over Caldwell?
- What?
[all laughing]
Keep going.
- How'd you get all those points?
- Wow, Caldwell, you're
doing exceptionally well.
- Thanks, you know I'm
just here to have fun.
- Ash, for this next challenge,
could I please have a round of drinks?
[mellow piano music]
Unfortunately for you
players, you get the napkins,
and not the drinks.
Players, it's 2:00 AM,
you're at a dive bar,
you're five drinks in, and
suddenly you have an idea
for the next big thing.
You jot it down on a c*ck napkin.
The next morning you
submit it for a patent
and boom, instant billionaire.
So go ahead and show me
what that big idea is.
You have only three minutes
before it's pencils down.
[mellow piano music]
Did you ever have an app idea
you thought was gonna change the world?
- I invented the idea of walking your dog.
- I feel like that was a big deal.
- People just weren't doing it before.
I did not think of the app.
If I jumped on the app,
god, can you imagine?
- This is also gonna help Dropout
to start Dropout Ventures
hoping this can sort of be a seed round.
If you'd like to invest
in any of the ideas
that you're about to
see, please gimme a call.
Operators are standing by.
- That's a bad one.
Done a bad one, do a good one now.
[contestants laughing]
These napkins are so absorbent.
- They really are.
- Really let the ink bleed out
in all the directions.
- Better or worse than a human back?
- It's a poor artist
who blames their tools.
And I am blaming my tools.
[Sam and Caldwell laughing]
- Kiana, once again looking very focused.
Making me thinking perhaps
it's even a good idea.
- Mm.
[Kiana and Sam laughing]
- And 10, nine, eight,
seven, six, five, four,
three two, one.
- I'm just embellishing.
[timer buzzing]
- Pencils down.
[all laughing]
Nathan-
- Okay, great.
- Let's start with you.
- Hey Sharks, has this
ever happened to you?
- Ooh what?
- You're too busy to vacuum your own home,
so you got one of those
automatic floor cleaners.
- [Caldwell] This is crazy.
- But it can't reach the top shelves.
[Sam laughing heartily]
You've got all this dust
left on your top shelves.
What if I told you, that
we have the technology to-
- It's more than one!
- To combine gyroscopic technology
with self-cleaning device.
- Oh my god, Nathan!
- The helicleaner.
And that's supposed to be you Sam,
with dollar signs in your eyes.
It didn't quite work at scale.
- It's a flying Roomba.
- It's like a flying Roomba,
but it's not a Roomba.
- I'm legit impressed with that, Nathan.
- You just have to
install so much facial rec
for that thing not to run into you.
[all laughing]
- Kiana.
- I have so many good ideas.
- [Sam] Totally.
- But sometimes I'm like too shy
to like tell people if I have a good idea.
- Makes sense.
- So I have something to let people know
when I'm having a good idea.
It's a little light bulb
attached to a backpack-
[all laughing]
- That rules.
- There's little brain monitors,
so whenever your brains go,
and you have a good idea, it lights up.
So it's like a spotlight on you.
- Sam, we're gonna need 20
to 30 chimps to test this on.
- Bring Grant back out.
[all laughing]
- There's also a backpack
attached for the giant battery.
- I like that even in
your dream version of it,
it's energy inefficient.
- Yes.
- Caldwell.
- What I'm presenting to you
here is the sweeping bag.
Picture a sleeping bag you can sleep in,
and it cleans you while you sleep.
It's got a vacuum attached right to it.
Could it be for sex?
That's for you to decide, my friend.
- You pointed at me really aggressively.
- I just call 'em like I see him, friend.
I'm sorry this is so smudged.
- This pitch really went off the rails.
- And if you buy this idea,
I'll throw in an extra idea
I was noodling with for free.
Big shirts.
[all laughing]
They're shirts but they're big.
[contestants laughing]
- Was that number one?
- I'll never tell, until you buy.
[all laughing]
- Wow, you know these
were really good pitches.
But something about the
performance of this pitch.
I think I'm gonna have to go
with Caldwell for this one.
- Yeah.
- Oh, thank you,
thank you so much.
[timer buzzer buzzing]
[concluding drum music]
- You know, players, with
over 800 Pokemon captured,
you would think that we would've
caught them all. [laughing]
- Do you realize what you've done?
[contestants laughing]
- Today, you'll be
creating some all new ones.
- [Caldwell] Great.
- Ash, could I please
have the Pokemon cards?
[upbeat music]
- [Nathan] Wow, Ash.
[Kiana gasping]
- Ooh.
- Whoa.
- [Nathan] That's great.
- [Sam] Players,
these Pokemon cards are blank.
It's up to you to draw your new Pokemon.
Come up with its name,
and describe one power.
You have three minutes,
before it's pencils down.
[rock music]
Nathan's looking at me a lot.
Yeah, you don't worry about it.
And I think all of you are Pokemon fans.
- Oh yeah.
- The most massive Pokemon fan.
- Do any of you play this game?
- I do, and I actually
worked on a Pokemon TCG show.
- In a way, you have a
professional advantage, you know.
- I super do, Pokemon is my life.
- Trying to do one drawing
I'm proud of today.
This might be it.
- Honestly, that you were
proud of that Tweety Bird.
[Caldwell laughing]
Scandalizing.
- I'm proud of my country, so.
[all laughing]
- Once again, is Kiana
finished ahead of time?
- I've been thinking on this for a while.
- Wow.
- Players, that's five and four and three,
and two and one.
- [Sam and Kiana] Pencils down.
- Bravo.
[contestants laughing]
Now, players, I would love nothing more
to be able to judge these myself.
But I think the job would be better off
going to someone who has more experience
in the world of Pokemon than I.
Introducing now, the English
voice of Ash Ketchum,
Sarah Natochenny, Sarah,
Thank you so much for being here, Sarah.
I understand you and Kiana
already know each other.
- Oh hello, how are you?
- It's nice to see you.
- Are you actually covered in paint?
- Yes.
- [Sam] Not for real.
- That's just great.
- Or I would've been in real trouble.
Sarah.
- Yes.
- Seems only fitting that with Ash
becoming a Pokemon champion.
You now are on the judge's side.
- Yes, that was naturally.
- Naturally, three new Pokemon,
one of which you can take into battle.
It's a question of which.
Let's start this time with Kiana.
- So my Pokemon, it
answers the morbid question
of what happens if you leave
a Pokemon and its Pokeball
just way too long and it's forgotten.
And it's called Snatchem.
[Sarah clapping]
- Yes, oh that's great, oh my gosh.
- A ghost type of the Pokemon that died
inside the Pokeball.
And it's just hunting
other Pokemon for itself,
'cause it's a Pokeball now.
- And what's its power?
- Snatch 'em up, it just says,
"Your Pokemon's been eaten, sorry."
[all laughing]
- So when it eats another Pokemon,
does it spit out a big bone afterwards?
- Yes.
- Okay, one.
- Like one big, like turkey leg bone
like you might see at a
Renaissance Fair, kinda deal.
Caldwell, what do you
have to share with us?
- I really liked the direction I was going
with the previous challenge.
And I feel like I wasn't
done exploring that.
So I'd like to present BigShirto.
- BigShirto.
[Sam laughing]
- I think this is kind of a
similar hermit crab approach,
where there is like a
little Gastly creature
that maybe like some sort
of perverted Ghastly,
an abominable Gastly,
that lives in your laundry
and becomes a laundry ghost.
And BigShirto's move is
of course, it's wet now.
- It's really good.
- Thank you so much.
- We like this.
- I want Big Shirto.
- Nathan.
- I got, I got, uh... I drew Sam.
[Sam laughing heartily]
- [Sarah] Just a little guy.
- He's just a little guy.
- Just a little guy that flips a coin.
- He's just a little guy, I mean-
- Oh, he flips a little coin.
If heads-
- Heads.
- Your opponent becomes confused.
Whenever I flip a coin,
I'm looking for the hands.
- Big question, of these three Pokemons-
- That's too hard, I can't.
- Who do you like the most?
- I like them all, I gotta catch 'em all.
- You gotta catch 'em all, I know.
- Ah, you're too good.
Okay, so the the best Pokemon is Snatchem.
But my favorite character is
Sam, he's just a little guy.
- He's just a little guy.
- A little guy, I think
this point goes to Nathan.
- Yay.
[Sarah and Sam clapping]
- Congratulations Nathan.
- You're a Pokemon Master now.
- He's just been here the whole time.
- Pandering to the host has
served you in this instance.
- Yeah, even though you
weren't the one picking.
- For you.
- This is your new host
for "Game Changer."
It's Sam, he's just a little guy.
- Yeah, I like it better too.
Players, I'll be honest with you.
This whole subscription
video OnDemand thing
is only working out so well.
So Dropout is getting
into the next big thing,
breakfast cereals.
Ash, could I please have the cereal boxes?
[upbeat music]
- Oh my god.
- Of course.
- Puff Puff Pass goes to Nathan.
Granola But Sexy goes to Kiana.
f*ck the Roof of Your
Mouth goes to Caldwell.
- That's great, thank you.
- These cereals need mascots.
And those mascots need catchphrases.
You have only three minutes
before it's pencils down.
[upbeat music]
Favorite cereals, anybody?
- Remember that Rice Krispy Treat cereal?
- Oh, the best.
- Yeah, it didn't taste like
Rice Krispy treats though.
Whatever sort of like conglobing
agent they were using,
it had that like slightly different
plasticky marshmallow taste.
- Yeah, this is before sugar
gave me literal palpitations.
[Caldwell laughing]
- I'm gonna be honest, I
just like plain Cheerios.
- I'm a Raisin Bran defender.
- Ooh.
- If we're going like
boring cereals, Grape Nuts.
- Totally.
- It's all crunch baby.
- Totally, I like how we got more grownup.
If this is another me,
Nathan, I swear to god.
- I'm gonna win the whole game.
I only wish I had drawn you more.
[markers scratching]
That's a great sound.
[all laughing]
- That's 10, nine, eight, seven, six,
five, four, three,
two, one, and pencils down.
- Ooh.
- This time around, why don't
Nathan, we start with you.
- Okay, I guess I should have
come up with a name for him.
This is Nathan, the Puff Puff Pass sloth.
- Wow, what a likeness.
- And he's saying his famous catchphrase.
There, um, wait, what?
[Sam laughing heartily]
- That's really good. [laughing]
- And he is wearing a big shirt.
- [Caldwell] It's really good.
- Oh look, the Big Shirt to boot.
- He loves the Big Shirt.
- He loves Big Shirt.
- Like that a lot, Kiana, what
do you have in store for us?
- So I had Granola But Sexy.
[Nathan laughing]
- The perfect compliment.
- So I made a granola bar.
Who's sexy.
- She is amazing!
- Yeah, this is right at
up my wheelhouse, honestly,
I'm glad I got this one.
- Wow, and what is she saying?
- "Eat me", I was thinking it could be,
I'm a GILF granola, I'd like to f*ck.
- Oh my gosh.
- Caldwell, what do we got?
- So I had f*ck the Roof of your Mouth.
So I've drawn Whalin' Wally.
[contestant laughing]
- [Kiana] Oh no.
- And his catchphrase is "Ow."
[all laughing]
And then there was like supposed to be
a little game on the
back, but he just left.
It says, "f*ck this, I quit."
- Because his mouth hurts so much.
- Yeah, because whales, they have baleen,
so they're not actually used
to the roof of their
mouth getting stuff in it.
- Yeah, totally.
- And that's what the
commercials are about,
is he's like, "I'm a whale, I eat krill.
Why are you making me eat this?"
And the kids are like,
"You're gonna eat it,
and you're gonna like it."
- Instead of stealing the cereal,
they're forcing him to eat it.
- This particular point
is going to go to GILF.
- Yes.
- But honestly all three
of these, works of art.
- This triptych of like
vice, sex, and violence here.
- Yes, yes.
- The three primal needs.
- Drugs and sex and
violence up here on stage.
All we need is rock and roll.
That's where I come in.
[concluding drum roll]
Players, it's time for
your next challenge.
- We got big problems.
- Oh, god.
- We got big problems.
- Brennan, what's the problem?
- I'm f*cked man.
- Tell me why.
- We were supposed to get a big monster
for the next season of Dimension 20.
We needed a big one, all right.
And right when we get the perfect sketch,
a big truck comes by and
it smashes it to bits,
the big fight's
- [All] No!
- The perfect final boss Monster.
So you need to think terrifying.
You need to think emotionally resonant.
- Oh my god.
- And it's gotta be an
interesting mechanical fight.
- You heard it here first g*ng.
We need a last-minute monster.
Ash, could you please
bring out the model clay.
- Oh boy. [breath heaving]
- Thank you.
- Now players you have, on
the basis of those models,
character names, which you
can use as the inspiration
for what you create.
Caldwell, what's your character name?
- Blorgan.
- Kiana, what about you?
- Charlie McJones.
[contestants laughing]
- And Nathan.
- Frumptillius the Third.
- Good luck g*ng.
- We're doing the finale
for three different seasons tomorrow, so.
- Yeah gotcha, that makes sense.
- We keep it running
pretty tight over there.
- [Sam] Pretty tight.
- How would you feel about
it being an allegory for something?
- God, it's gotta be an allegory.
- You got it man, you got it.
- Gotta be an allegory.
- Ooh, comin' right up.
- Caldwell is totally prepared
to present you with just shapes.
[all laughing]
- It's a dollar bill, and he's angry.
- So close to something we've done.
- [grunting] There we go.
- Caldwell, are you
using the posing model?
- Oh, if I've learned anything
from playing a lot of D and D,
you gotta think on your feet.
- Ooh.
- There you go.
- Here we go.
- Am I f*cking you up?
- No, not at all.
- You're not f*cking me up
anymore than the fact that I have
to make something out of clay and like-
- I feel like it's a little
dream come true for you
to actually play Paul Hollywood.
- If you tell me it's very
clever what I've done,
I am gonna lose my mind.
[Brennan and Sam laughing]
- [Sam] There have been examples
of actual last minute minis
on the set of Dimension 20.
For instance, Cat Tree.
- Cat Tree.
- [Brennan] Jujubee made
that up in episode one.
It was there 24 hours later.
- Wow.
- What Rick and his team
do, it's pretty miraculous.
And you guys have to
do that good or better.
[contestants laughing]
- Brennan, which player's making
you the most mad recently?
Should I f*ck up Murph?
- f*ck up Murph.
- Yeah, okay I got that one.
- f*ck up Murph.
That's what I want to see.
- How do you have a full body made?
He's gonna be shaking his head so much
- Players, that's gonna be 10,
nine, eight, seven, six,
five, four, three, two, one,
and clay down.
[timer beeping]
- Step away from your bakes, please.
- [Sam] Step away from your bakes.
- Fire represents your life.
- Caldwell, let's start with you.
- Okay, this is Blorgan.
- So here are the things
that we have working for us, right?
Posability means action shots
when we go to the mini shoots.
- Absolutely does.
- You can absolutely pose it.
Now, sword falling off in the middle.
- That's comedy though.
- Dragon head, fearsome.
We're hearkening back to mythology.
I love climate change on the chest.
- You do.
- Because, well here's the thing.
People are always saying about
allegory is "Too subtle."
- I agree, you want it spelled out
like it's in a political cartoon.
So you have a ton going for you.
The way you are pronouncing Blorgan
rather than the more
fantastical Blor-gone.
- That's just more soft.
Blorgan is just the name Morgan
with a BL in front of it.
So I do have to take a point off for that.
- Kiana.
- My guy's name is Charlie McJones.
And I am incapable of
hearing a Mc in any name
without thinking McDonald's.
So I made this guy.
[Brennan gasping]
- [Sam] My god.
- He's a little skeleton.
- He's perfect.
He has flesh arms and legs,
which is really disturbing.
That's the scary part.
And he also has a little burger.
- That ranged burger
attack is very special.
And also, like most Irish people,
he has a sort of insectoid thorax.
- Of course, of course.
- And compound eyes,
which all the Mulligan
cousins have as well.
So that's very special.
I think Charlie, I really
dig Charlie McJones.
- Charlie McJones.
- [Caldwell] Really cool. Bravo.
- Can, can I pass?
[Sam and contestants laughing]
Skip this one.
- You can't.
- Okay, Frumptillius the Third.
[Sam cackling]
And he's sort of like a little freak.
[contestants laughing]
- [Sam] I gotta say I kind of love him.
- He does have a butt, and-
- Is that a weiner?
- He's the Third, so
they're reproducing somehow.
[all laughing]
- So the things that
Frumptillius has going for him
is that monsters are
supposed to strike fear
into your heart.
And I'm really upset by what I'm seeing.
- Yeah, absolutely, I fully agree.
So Brennan, which of these creatures
do you think you're taking
into your big Dimension 20 finale?
Nathan, while I'm doing this,
can you look more proud of yours?
[contestants laughing]
On a practical level,
due to the artistry, the compactness
and the storytelling,
Charlie McJones is going
to be our winner today.
- Charlie.
- Kiana, congratulations.
- Can't argue with it.
- Brennan, thank you so, so, so much
for sticking around my friend.
- Hey buddy.
- Nice meeting you.
- Thank you so much, Brennan.
- Awesome job, everybody.
[concluding drum roll]
- Players amazing work so far.
Does any of you know the date today?
- Is this the next game?
- It's the third.
It's my niece's birthday.
g*ng, I am so sorry, but I promised her
a face painting party.
It's time that you save me, Uncle Sam,
from a serious family faux pas.
Introducing now three of her guests,
Luke, Savannah, and Jacqueline.
Kids, come on out.
Yeah, we did it, we did
it, we did it, awesome.
So Luke.
- Yes.
- I'm gonna ask you to sit
at the far chair over there.
Let's see. Savannah,
let's put you right there.
And Jacqueline, let's
put you in the middle.
Now I have the feeling that
our kids may have a sense
of what they want face
painted on them already.
Luke, what would you like?
- I want a cool looking tiger
who is going through a divorce.
- A cool looking tiger who's
going through a divorce.
- Interesting choice.
- Yeah, I was always asking for that.
- Jacqueline, what about you?
- I want a stock trading floor.
- A stock trading floor.
- Oh, wow.
- What about you Savannah?
- My face, but smaller.
[all laughing]
- Your face, but smaller.
Instructions clear, players?
- Yeah.
- How did I get off easy
on this one?
[all laughing]
- You have only three minutes,
before its pencils down.
- Okay, wait, are you good at this?
[Caldwell laughing]
- That's a great question.
- Luke, we are gonna find out.
- Be sure to make it
pretty, because my mom says
she's gonna make me keep this on
for like three days or something.
- Three days, okay no
pressure, no pressure.
- Okay, your face, but smaller.
- Yes.
- All right. I'm just gonna
do this, the tear right there.
- What do you usually get?
- Butterflies.
- Butterflies.
- Yeah.
- And I do think the tiger's
maybe trying out some different
like facial hairstyles.
- [Kiana] Do you have any favorite colors
that I can use?
- [Luke] Can you get him
to look out the window?
- Oh, I'll try my best.
I have to imagine it's not toxic.
There's probably gotta
be a law about that.
- You need it smaller, your face.
- Yes.
- Yeah, like it's your
face, but it's smaller.
- So you wanna be like a geologist?
- Yeah.
- That's really cool.
- Are you good at painting?
- Nope, but I'm doing
my best just for you.
- Okay.
- Wow, you look like a tiger, buddy.
[Jacqueline giggling]
Wow.
- That's really good.
- That's really good.
- Nathan, that's really impressive.
- Thank you.
Usually you're looking at
what you're drawing on,
and then you have to look
back at the subject matter.
But I'm drawing on the subject matter.
[Sam laughing]
- You know, if you
can't be good, be funny.
- Like a Mr. Beast video.
- Like a Mr. Beast video?
- Yeah.
- Yeah, can't go wrong.
- Nine, eight, seven, six,
five, four, three-
- All right, we did it.
- Two, one.
And brushes down, Players well done.
- Good job, you did great,
you're a perfect canvas.
- Really great.
Caldwell, tell me about this cool tiger
who's going through a divorce.
- So I think the coolness is
maybe a little subjective.
The tiger thinks he's cool,
because he's grown out the goatee
that his wife wouldn't let him have.
[Sam laughing]
Actually Luke is modeling it really well,
which is the tiger,
like looking in a mirror
and then kind of having a slow breakdown.
[Sam laughing]
- It got on my lips.
- Luke, what do you think of this?
- I think it's good.
- Luke says it's good.
- Woo.
- Kiana, go ahead and hand
your mirror to Jacqueline
and tell us about this,
stock training floor.
- Here you go, you can hold that.
- Oh my god.
- All right, so I don't
know anything about stocks.
I just know maybe there's
like a little fun graph.
- Yes, for sure.
- So I drew a graph.
- For sure, I see the-
- And the stocks
- Fun graph.
- Are going down.
And then I drew a little
Jacqueline herself
on her own face in a suit,
she's kind of the boss.
- I love this.
And Jacqueline, what do you think of this?
- It's funny, but it's great.
[all laughing]
- Yeah, thanks, that means so much.
- Funny, but great, I love it.
Last but not least, Nathan.
- She wanted her face, but smaller.
- She did.
- What did she get?
- Wow, okay.
- Anything to say beyond that, Nathan?
- Well, it's her face, but smaller.
- Yeah, it certainly is.
- What do you think?
- Yeah, don't sugarcoat it.
- It's okay, but yeah.
- Yeah, it's okay.
Let's be honest here g*ng,
I think all three of you
have done such a good job here.
I'm not sure I could
single any one of you out.
I think points across the board.
[all applauding]
Yeah, this round, you
absolutely deserve it.
[concluding drum roll]
That brings us to the end of our show.
- Sorry, let's hold real quick everybody.
Is anybody driving a yellow Honda Fit?
- I am, that's my car.
- Oh, Sam, your car's getting towed.
- Every time I park in
the middle of the street.
Players, I gotta go take care of this.
But in the meanwhile,
please, whatever you do,
do not deface the back wall
of the set, however you like.
I wouldn't be able to stop
you for a whole 10 minutes.
- Okay.
- On your mark, get set, don't.
- Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
- Oh yeah.
- Let's f*ck' do this.
[heavy rock music]
- It's just a big gorilla,
not Homer Simpson.
- You really gotta shake 'em.
- Oh, the red looks so nice.
[heavy rock music]
This is such a bad idea,
the shirt's so big.
- These fumes are really cool.
Is this okay?
- Should I do them on the other side?
- Yeah.
[Kiana laughing]
- You're so smart.
- You gotta use every piece of the meat.
There it is.
This is okay, right?
[contestants laughing]
- Well, players, my car
has been impound-oh no.
What did you do?
- Do you like it?
- Do you like it, we did it for you.
- Honestly, it's pretty cool.
- Yeah.
- Nathan, I love the-
- The King Kong.
- Yeah, grabbing a little me.
- There's just a symphony of dicks.
Just an absolute tribute to the phallus.
- I'm glad you noticed that, Sam
- Caldwell, the fact that
you found two phalluses
in the loop de loop is really impressive.
I also love, "I kiled god."
[contestants laughing]
- Now there's two I's?
- Kiled.
- Does it feel good to have
your handwriting made fun of?
- I think for those alone,
this particular point is gonna go to you.
[timer dinging]
That brings us to the end of our show.
Our winner tonight, Kiana Mai.
Kiana, you win this little Bob Ross plant.
- Oh my god.
- [Sam] Congratulations.
- We look the same.
- [Sam] Don't spend it all
in one place.
That does it for us
here at "Game Changer."
I am your host, Sam Reich,
reminding you that adjusted for inflation
a picture is now worth 700 words.
Good night.
[bold orchestral music]
[bold orchestral music continues]
[audience applauding]
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