- Welcome, everyone, to
the 2025 Youlympic Games.
[dramatic music]
- It's 72 degrees in our
air conditioned studio,
Hollywood is, for the
moment, not on strike,
and I can't think of a
better day to kick off
what is sure to be an amazing event.
- Now let's go live to Sam,
who's just about to
introduce our athletes.
- [Sam] Representing Brennan Lee Mulligan,
it's Brennan Lee Mulligan!
- Really proud of yourself, huh?
[Sam laughing]
- [Sam] Representing Ify
Nwadiwe, it's Ify Nwadiwe!
- What's good?
Congratulations to World
Series champs Dodgers,
and Oscar Winner "Joker: Folie à Deux".
[Brennan laughing in disbelief]
- [Sam] And representing Katie Marovitch,
it's Katie Marovitch!
Katie's moving in.
- With that, it's time for the
Youlympic opening ceremonies.
- [Katie] No!
[operatic singing]
♪ Good for your pride ♪
♪ Bad for your health ♪
♪ Everyone try ♪
♪ To best yourself ♪
- [Katie] Wow!
Okay, incredible!
- [Demi] Jordan, my excitement
is through the roof.
- So, apparently, is
Game Changer's budget.
Let's see what event we have up first.
- Players, it's time
for the vertical jump.
- No! We did that!
Sam, we did that already.
[Sam laughing]
Sam?
- [Demi] Now as a reminder, Jordan,
our players will be judged
not against each other,
but against their own
scores from last week.
- [Jordan] That's right, one week ago,
our players stepped foot
on the "Game Changer" stage
oblivious to the fact
that they'd be here again
a few days later.
Let's take a look.
[groovy music]
- [Sam] Get ready for a "Game Changer"!
Tonight's guests, making a
federal case out of second place,
it's Brennan Lee Mulligan!
- Hello! That's all.
[Sam laughs]
- [Sam] A nerd who could be his
own bully, it's Ify Nwadiwe.
- Um, actually...
Shut up!
- [Sam] No one like her
except Jack Stryker,
it's Katie Marovitch!
And your host, me.
I've been here the whole time.
This is "Game Changer", the only game show
where the game changes every show.
I am your host, Sam Reich.
I am joined today by these
three lovely contestants.
Now, you all understand
how the game works.
- I don't know.
- As of right now, no, I have no clue.
- The odds that I will
understand this game,
I would say, are low.
- That's right, our players have no idea
what game it is they're about to play.
The only way to learn is by playing,
the only way to win is by learning,
and the only way to begin is by beginning.
So without further ado, let's
begin with the vertical jump.
- You understand what
we're here doing, right?
- Yeah, it seems like-
- We're doing-
- Once again, Sam Reich
has found a novel way
to punish you for doing your best!
[Sam giggling]
The man is sick! He's a sick, sick man!
- First up is Brennan Lee Mulligan.
- f*ck!
- Let's see what personal best
he's competing with today.
- I am realizing I have
not jumped in five years.
[Everyone laughs]
Okay, ready?
- Come on, Brennan!
- Glad I wore jeans. Okay, here we go!
- [Jordan] It seems like Brennan's getting
a lot of motion to start,
but then comes to almost a complete stop.
- You'd be mistaken to think
that he hit any of the red.
He did not.
- Brennan, your score to beat
is eight feet and three inches.
- I know that you guys are saying
what's written on the prompter
and I don't hold it against
you personally, but-
- Brennan's already mistaken.
Not off to a great start.
- Oh no! That's from the heart?
- There is a prompter.
- What the f*ck!
- But we're just speaking the truth.
- Goddammit!
- [Demi] Brennan's sizing up the pole.
- [Jordan] Completely different technique
this time, it seems.
- Oh!
- Wow!
- [Demi] All right, wow.
- I hurt my stomach a little bit!
- That did feel better.
Brennan learning from his past mistakes.
- That was great.
- [Sam] Brennan, your new
score, eight feet, nine inches.
- That's a whopping six
inches on his last score.
- That's great.
- Brennan, that's a point
for you for besting yourself.
- Okay.
- Next up is Ify Nwadiwe.
- This is cool. Where
can I get one of these?
- I think I'm gonna just vert.
I'm not going to get a running start.
- Whenever you're ready, my friend.
- Okay.
- Oh my god!
- Oh my lord.
- I've been waiting for a
physical "Game Changer".
- So good. So incredible.
- [Sam] This is nearly
a full inch over.
- I can't take all the credit.
The credit mostly goes
to the Black tradition
of seeing a high sign and jumping up
and seeing if you can touch it.
- A tradition that I have always lost.
[everyone laughing]
- Have you been in the
same clothes since Friday?
- Would that be weird if that was true?
- Yes.
- Yeah!
- Okay.
- Ify, your score to
beat, nine feet 10 inches.
- Okay, I think we should
raise it a little higher,
just because, since I
was already at the top...
Oh, my feet. They don't feel good.
- [Katie] Oh my god.
- [Demi] Ify activating the
uncle mode on his shoes.
[Brennan laughing]
- [Jordan] He is wearing, in fact,
the worst possible shoes for this.
- Crocs famously go under water.
[Sam laughing]
- All right.
- [Brennan] You got it, Ify.
- We got this. Yep, yes.
[players cheering]
[Ify panting]
- Yeah!
- [Sam] That looked very good,
Ify, but also very similar.
- I think it was better.
- What support from
your fellow contestants.
- [Katie] Listen, we're
on the same team now.
- [Ify] Yeah, this team-
- We're against all of you.
- Yeah, yeah.
- Except that you're
competing with yourselves
against each other.
- Explain that slightly
more, so I know how to feel.
- We were having a beautiful moment!
- No, no, no. Be quiet.
[players laughing]
- You are competing with
yourselves for points
against your fellow players' points.
- Get ready to eat my dust, Marovitch.
- Stop it!
- Get ready to eat my dust!
- We were having a
beautiful moment, Brennan!
- This is just another day for me.
Every day, I'm beating myself.
Beating myself off.
[everyone laughing]
- Ify.
- Yes.
- Your height was nine feet 11 inches,
an inch higher than you accomplished-
- Incredible.
- ...but four days ago.
That's a point on the board for you.
- Next up is Katie Marovitch.
- [Jordan] Let's see how
she managed last week.
- [Sam] [laughs] Katie
goes right for the wall.
- You just saw Ify. You're
going with my strategy?
[Ify and Sam laugh]
- That's a good point.
- I'm just checking.
- [Katie] Thank you.
Thank you for that.
Oh no, I feel weak. I feel
like my legs are jello.
[Sam laughing]
Should I jump with my...
- [Ify] Okay!
- [Brennan] Hey!
Not bad, Katie.
- You got higher than me.
- I suck.
- You can't say that after I
say you got higher than me.
- [Demi] Looks like Katie
has an easier bar to clear
than either Ify or Brennan.
- [Sam] Katie, your height to
beat is eight feet two inches.
- [Ify] I believe in you.
- I wore worse shoes and a blazer.
- Now, it is possible she could
ask Ify to borrow the Crocs.
[Ify chuckles]
I do believe Katie can
best her own personal best
if she simply believes in herself.
- Thank you so much.
- Let's just hope
she doesn't psyche herself out
before she starts the actual challenge.
- [Demi] Let's pray she doesn't choke.
- And then let's just
be quiet for a little.
- Katie looks beautiful,
but I don't think she's
going to do a good job.
- Katie, you're going
to do an amazing job.
- Thank you.
- This is like a Diane Keaton look.
- It is! That's exactly
what I was going for!
- Who jumps better than
Diane Keaton? No one!
- No one!
- Yeah!
- That looked pretty good, Katie.
- It feels like gym class
for me, the same anxiety.
- [Demi] Waiting for our judges
to tally the final results.
- [Sam] Katie, your height,
eight feet three inches.
That's another inch,
and a point for you as well.
- Yes! Woo!
- It looks like "Annie Hall"
should actually be Annie Tall.
[Katie laughs]
- Ash, if I could have
the clothespins, please.
- [Katie] Oh, lord, this one hurt.
But it's all right.
That's not a complaint.
- Thank you.
- Thank you, Ash.
- Let's see how our players
got along last week.
- Players, your challenge is a simple one.
Who can pin the most
clothespins to themselves
in one minute?
Keep in mind, by self, I
mean not clothes, but skin.
- Okay.
- Can it cover bone as well?
- Absolutely.
- Great.
- Your teeth are bones outside.
- Your teeth are bones outside.
- That's true.
- Hair is fair game, too?
- Hair is dead skin cells.
- Okay.
- Sounds like a yes.
- Yeah.
- In that case, on your mark, get set, go.
- These hurt! But in a fun way.
- Oh, that looks bad.
- [Ify] Pre-Friday Ify,
he wasn't ready for this.
- [Katie] Oh, lord!
- This is scary.
- [Demi] It looks like low budget
"Hellraiser" Halloween costumes.
- I do feel sad for people
that have to do this show.
- [Sam] All right, players,
your scores to beat.
Brennan, 19 pins.
Ify, 22 pins.
Katie, 17 pins.
- That's so many.
- It is the least of the
amounts I just mentioned.
- Don't let him get in your head, Katie.
Don't let him get in your head.
- Ready, players.
On your mark, get set, go.
- [Demi] Brennan taking an early lead,
doing two at a time on the lips.
- [Jordan] Very interesting
to start with the mouth,
one of the most painful places.
It seems like maybe that's
where you'd go last.
- [Demi] Ify plugging
up his nose early on.
Gonna make that hard to breathe
for the remainder of the minute.
We've got some players
dropping clothespins now.
Okay, we have Brennan
going under the shirt.
- 10 seconds.
Five, four, three,
two, one, and stop!
- Now, I loved Katie's strategy of doing
the sort of Bugles finger witch
things with her clothespins.
- If hair is allowed,
why didn't they all just
do nothing but hair?
- That was my immediate thought.
- I have very thin hair and it
would have fallen right out.
- I wish they could answer us.
[Sam and crew laughing]
- Brennan, to beat 19 clothespins,
you pinned to yourself 19 clothespins.
[Katie gasps]
No points for you.
Ify, to beat 22 clothespins,
you pinned 21 clothespins.
[Katie gasping]
No points for you.
Katie, to beat 17 clothespins,
you pinned 25 clothespins.
[Brennan clapping]
- Oh my god!
- Strong performance by Katie Marovitch.
- The most that anyone has
pinned to themselves so far.
That is a point for you,
bringing you into the lead.
- Woo!
- What?
- Ash, if you could please
remove these clothespins.
- Thank you very much, Ash.
- Next up, it's the pasta shapes
portion of our competition.
Round robin style, I'm going to ask you
to name as many pasta shapes as you can
without repeating
yourselves or each other.
If a player can't think of a pasta shape,
they'll be out, but the other players
will both continue.
- Cool.
- [Sam] Until you run out of pasta shapes.
Brennan, we will start with
you whenever you're ready.
[exaggerated Italian accent]
- Fettuccine.
- Rigatoni.
- Spaghetti.
[Brennan chortling]
- Gnocchi.
- Angel hair.
- Tagliatelle.
- Farfalle.
- Ravioli.
- Bow tie.
- Macaroni.
- Hold on. [stammering]
Don't count me out yet.
Do not count me out. You
would be sad to count me out.
Spaggallacci.
Go ahead, look it up. Spaggallacci.
- We do have to verify whether
spaggallacci is a shape,
and there's a chance it is.
- [Ify] Yeah.
- [Crew] I'm not seeing spaggallacci.
- Okay, maybe you're spelling it wrong.
- Ify, you are out of this
particular challenge. Katie.
- Orzo.
- Risotto.
- Isn't that just a type
of rice preparation-
- That's true!
- Wow.
- Damn!
- Yes!
- Jordan, I'm sorry I said
risotto was a pasta. I f*cked up.
[Jordan sighs in disappointment]
[everyone laughing]
- [Sam] Your scores to beat,
Brennan with four pasta shapes,
Ify with three pasta shapes,
Katie with four pasta shapes.
We'll start this time with Ify.
- Orzo.
- Couscous.
- Spaghetti.
- Tagliatelle.
- Fettuccine.
- Ravioli.
- Bow tie.
- Angel hair.
- Linguini.
- Rigatoni.
- Tortellini.
- Cavatappi.
- Cavatappi?
- Cavatappi is a corkscrew-shaped pasta.
[Sam and crew laughing]
- Macaroni.
- Cavatelli.
- Lasagna.
- This is so much more.
- Bucatini.
- Manicotti.
- Gemelli.
- [Sam] Seeing a nod from Jordan.
- I have nothing left to prove.
I beat my score. I'm out.
- Rotelle.
- Did the both of you study in between-
- Yes, of course we did.
- In between shoots?
- Of course we did!
- No, Sam, I was having
a stroke last Friday.
Yeah, we studied!
We took the shame and we got better.
- You didn't even know you
were gonna be doing this again!
- I bought a board game
about different bird species!
You think I'm not googling pasta?
- [Sam] Brennan.
- Rotini.
- I was just going to say rotini. I'm out.
- Wow!
Brennan, to beat four pasta shapes,
you achieved seven pasta shapes.
That's a point for you.
Ify, to beat three pasta shapes,
you achieved five pasta shapes.
That's a point for you.
Katie, to beat four pasta shapes,
you achieved six pasta shapes.
That's a point for you.
Katie is still in the lead.
Next, players, I would
like to reintroduce you
to a furry friend of mine,
the delicious Mayday.
- [Brennan] Aw. Mayday.
- [Ify] Okay.
- [Sam] Who can keep a cat in their lap
for the longest amount of time?
Whenever you're ready handlers.
- Little sweet muffin. [smooching]
You're a little muff.
Where you goin'?
May I have a second to prepare?
- Yes.
[Ify laughs]
- Wow.
- You did not need to go
to the bathroom, did you?
- What?
- Next up, players,
I would like to reintroduce you
to a furry friend of mine.
- I was going to ask if we could break
for 10-1, if that's possible.
- Brennan needs to pee.
We should let him pee.
- [Crew Member] Copy that.
- Dude, I'm just rubbing
a little bit of bacon on my fingers, man.
- That is so f*cking devious.
- [Katie] Wow!
Give me that!
- It's gone, it's gone!
It's all in my pants!
- A "Benny Hill" scenario
occurring in the studio.
- It's all down there.
- I don't care!
- Brennan has shoved a full
sandwich into his pants.
- Oh my god!
Sam, I have to go to the bathroom.
- [Sam] Brennan, your time to beat,
five seconds and seven milliseconds.
- Okay, I peed!
[Ify and crew laughing]
[Sam chuckling]
[Ify's laughter intensifies]
- [Jordan] The technique
is working flawlessly.
[Ify's laughter continues]
- [Jordan] The cat is quite literally
eating out of the palm of Brennan's hand.
- We're good! You're a
sweet little guy, Mayday.
- We should cut it there.
You caught the cat.
- He got excited about the sandwich,
and he was jumping for joy.
- You caught the cat!
The cat jumped! The cat
escaped and you caught it.
- Mayday loves the sandwich,
and he said yippee,
and he jumped up, and
if you check the camera-
- Just mind yourself,
the precedent you're setting right now.
- You don't know what
you've done, Brennan.
- [Demi] Luring him in with food
and refusing to let the cat leave,
Brennan employing the
tactics of a predator
to win this challenge.
[Ify and crew laughing]
[Mayday meows sweetly]
- Aw!
I love him.
Mayday, you can go back. There you go.
- Incredible, Brennan.
- [Brennan] Does someone have a...
Thank you, I appreciate it, Ash.
- Someone shove this down my pants.
- [Sam] Brennan.
- Yes, Sam.
- 51 seconds does beat five seconds,
and so that is a point for you.
- I can feel every
ingredient of the sandwich
on a different location on my genitals.
- Next up is Katie Marovitch.
Let's see how she did last week.
- Hey, da-boo-ba.
- [Sam] Oh!
- No! Didn't even go on my lap.
[Sam laughs]
- [Sam] Katie, your time to beat
is two seconds and three milliseconds.
Let's see how you do.
[Ify laughing]
[Mayday meowing sweetly]
- Hi!
Yep.
- Wow, this strategy is really paying off.
- [Katie] Hi, baby!
Do you want some? There's yummy bacon.
Oh, that's yummy bacon.
- Katie's behaving in a way
that's making me uncomfortable,
but the cat seems to be fine.
[Ify and Sam laughing]
- I'm fine with this. It
can work for both of us.
History will remember me as the man
who shoved a sandwich down his pants.
- I'm loving this tongue.
- Are we going to comment on that?
I get called a predator, and Katie says,
"I'm loving that tongue," we got nothing?
- Adorable.
- Goddammit!
- I've got greasy little hands.
- [Sam] Oh my god.
- And the cats love 'em.
[Mayday meows]
- Oh, there he goes. Mayday!
- I gotta get this out of my crotch.
- Yeah.
- Katie, one minute and 18
seconds does beat two seconds,
and so that's a point for you.
- Thank you.
- [Demi] Ify's up next.
Let's check in with how he did last week.
- How's it going?
How's it going, buddy?
Yeah.
- [Katie] Aw.
- I know, I'm big and scary,
but I want to give you pets.
- [Jordan] Ify's the
first one to have a really
effortless energy with the animal.
- [Sam] Mayday looking
curiously around the room.
[Brennan chittering]
[Katie meows]
- Oh!
- [Sam] Treating Ify as a scratching post.
- Yes, and now-
- [Sam] And we're off!
Ify, your time to beat, one
minute and four seconds.
- You know, I can go run,
grab a greasy sandwich,
stuff it in my pants,
but I don't believe in that.
- Wow.
- I believe in the strength of
my powers as a cat whisperer.
- Gonna raw dog this next challenge.
- [Demi] Ify approaching,
no sandwich in pants.
We'll see how this goes.
- [Jordan] The cat is seeming
a little bit agitated.
- [Brennan] Mayday's going to take
one sniff of those greaseless fingers.
- Hey, it's okay. How you doing, buddy?
Yeah?
- Ify off to a strong start.
- [Sam] Mayday getting lost
in Ify's eyes. 30 seconds.
- You want to readjust?
- [Jordan] I thought the cat
was attempting to run away,
but it seemed Mayday was
trying to get closer to Ify.
- [Sam] What is it about
big men and little cats?
- [Brennan] It's great.
- It's a good look.
- You know, something you never see
is a little man with a
really, really big cat.
[Brennan chortles]
- That's such a good point.
- Ify, you have beaten your time.
- [Brennan] Yeah, you never see that.
- [Katie] You never see that.
- All right, well, as they say,
so long and goodnight.
- Does sound like Ify's
about to k*ll the cat.
[everyone laughs]
- [Brennan] Oh my god! Come on!
- Wow. Incredible.
- [Katie] That was great.
And you have integrity.
- How many points do you
get for integrity, Sam?
[Sam and Ify laughing]
- One minute and 57 seconds, Ify.
That is a point for you. Congratulations!
Mayday, thank you so much.
- [Katie] Thank you, Mayday!
- Next up, Ash, if I could
have the joystick, please.
- [Katie] Oh god.
- [Sam] That's right,
it's the snowboarding
portion of our competition.
Because we couldn't afford
a company move to Big Bear,
we whipped up a little
video game for you to play.
How does one score points, exactly?
Well, in the spirit of "Game Changer",
you'll have to play to find out.
- Yeah, this is like that-
- SkiFree. This is an old PC game.
- I don't know what you're
talking about, Brennan.
This looks legally very distinct to me.
I'm on a snowboard.
- [Jordan] First up is Ify.
- Let's do it.
Oh, okay, there it is. There it is.
Woo!
- [Katie] How do you jump?
- [Ify] You go off the ramps.
Okay!
- Ify, your score to beat, 74.
- Whew!
[Ify, Demi, and crew laughing]
- I've actually never seen
anyone do so poorly at a game.
- You should've been here last week.
- Yes, last week-
- Ify, unfortunately,
one does not beat 74.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. I did the math.
- So that is zero points for you.
- [Jordan] Next up is Katie Marovitch.
- It's not doing...
Oh.
[Sam, Ify and crew laughing]
Wait!
- Katie, your score to beat is one.
- Oh god, I hate this. All right.
Yes!
- [Sam] 20 does beat one,
and so that's another point
on the board for you,
bringing you to five.
- Next up is Brennan.
- Brennan, your score to beat, zero.
- I'm not even actually
sure how that's possible.
- If I pull this towards me-
- You'll go down.
- I will begin to go down-
- Go down the hill.
- To the left, I will go
left onscreen. If I go-
- Correct.
- [Sam] That's up.
- [Katie] Oh my god.
- I've died, with one less.
[Sam, Ify and crew laughing]
You scoot up the mountain
to try to get your bearings,
and you die before the beginning at zero.
Okay, flow state, flow state,
flow state. Here we go.
- Brennan has seemed to
find a hack to the game
where if you do almost nothing, you win?
♪ Looks like we made it ♪
- Could try some moves off
those jumps if you want.
- I'm fully good, man.
[Ify and crew laugh]
- [Katie] No!
- 46 points is more than zero,
and so that's another
point on the board for you,
bringing you to four.
[Brennan sighs]
Next up, if I could please
have onstage our onset PAs.
- Oh my god.
- Now, players, you've been
on set for a few hours now.
These PAs have had name tags
on them until this very moment.
Regardless, there should be
some familiar faces here.
Whom do you recognize?
Go ahead and write down
as many names as you know.
- We're back to anti-ADHD games, I see.
- Players, these are the very same PAs
that you faced down last week.
Have you learned their names since then?
- Believe it or not, Jordan,
I've had this challenge before,
and it's a doozy.
- I introduced the PA who
handed you your boards
as her name being Jessica.
[buzzer dings]
Demi.
- Um, actually,
her name is Katie.
- Oh, that's incorrect.
- Goddammit!
- Let's see how our players did last week.
- This is my literal nightmare right now.
- Now, Katie has written vastly more names
than there are people standing over there.
- You're not supposed to be looking
at other people's boards, Brennan.
- Was that stated to be against the rules?
- Was this stated to be-
- I swear to god, Marovitch!
- Players, in case you
haven't been introduced,
Nate, Matt, Wesley,
Alex, Cory, Kelsey, Edda.
- [Ify] Mm.
- Got them all.
- Ify, we'll start with you.
- Okay, that's who we're
starting with, huh?
Okay, we got Alex, Nate, Derrick, May-
- Okay, Derrick's not a person.
- Elise.
- [Sam] May is not a person.
Elise is not a person.
- [Ify] Greg.
- Greg is not a person.
- [Ify] Gwen.
- [Sam] That is two! Bravo.
- I feel like there's more than
two people there who's like,
damn, I thought Ify would know my name.
And, you know, that's going
to haunt me for a while.
- Brennan.
- Okay. This is painful.
I wanted to get everybody.
Nasty Nate. Got you.
- [Sam] Wow!
- Alex, Wesley, Cory,
Edda, and then I panicked
and wrote Mandy and Lauren,
who are not here today.
Matt, and sorry, what's your name?
- Kelsey.
- Kelsey. Matt and Kelsey.
- Katie.
- Jeremy.
- No Jeremy.
- Jenny.
- No Jenny.
- Mike.
- Good guess.
Mike is a very common name.
- Lauren.
- No Lauren.
- Molly.
- Okay, not here.
- Will.
- Not here.
- Emily.
- No Emily.
- Ryan.
- No Ryan.
- Todd.
- No Todd.
- Sam.
- That's me!
- And Josh.
- I love how you threw that
much spaghetti at the wall.
- I have worked with Cory.
Cory has glasses now, which
I did not approve, Cory.
- [Jordan] I will say, we have such a
diversely named group of PAs
that are all so fun and different.
It's almost like it would
be impossible to forget
any of their names individually.
- Some of us don't have our own shows.
- Don't throw me under the bus!
[Brennan and crew laughing]
- Brennan, who here looks familiar to you?
- We got Nate Miller, who is not nasty.
I was introduced to him
as Nasty Nate by Ify.
- Wow!
- And found out that
that was not based on
any prior interaction.
That was just a called
shot by Ify Nwadiwe.
He went, "Nasty Nate!"
And I went, oh, Nasty Nathaniel. Hello.
Nate Miller, Matthew Ulsh,
Wesley Jones, Alex Owen,
Cory Shanbom, Kelsey
Siegfried, Edda Gonzalez.
- I did not ask for last names, Brennan.
- You didn't have to, baby!
I left ashamed!
[Sam and crew laughing]
- [Sam] Ify.
- Nasty Nate.
[Brennan and crew laugh]
Alex, Wesley, Kelsey, Matt, Cory.
I'm sorry. I put Tina.
Yes, there's one person who
I besmirched. I'm sorry.
- Ify panicking on the last name
and resorting to a name
from "Mambo Number Five".
[Ify and crew laughing]
- I'm actually getting
word from production
that Ify will be buying
an Uber Eats gift card
for the person whose name he forgot.
Very generous of him.
I heard it will be for
a lot of money, as well.
- Katie.
- Nate, Matt, Wes, Alex,
Cory, Kelsey, Edda.
- [Sam] With seven names,
six names, and seven names,
that is a point for each of you.
PAs, thank you so much, as ever,
for all the hard work
you do for this show.
- Thanks, g*ng.
- Thank you so much.
- Thank you!
- Katie and Brennan both spending
the weekend on Pastapedia
and studying the call sheet.
[Ify and Brennan laughing]
- Next up, Ash and Nico,
if we could please set up the course!
- I feel like we discovered
who the two most competitive
people at Dropout are.
- It's you and me.
- 100%.
- 100%.
- Players, it's time once again
for a good old-fashioned crab walk.
- [Katie] Ooh!
- [Sam] Starting from the curtain,
you'll crab walk to the other
stage wall, grab a crab,
and bring it back with
you to the starting line.
- I'm the least physically fit person.
- [Sam] On your mark, get set, go!
- [Jordan] I would argue that crab walk
is one of the least
flattering ways to walk.
- By the way, in the future, Graham,
whenever you're using the slow-mo cam,
you can just give me a heads-up
if you can see my n*pples or not.
[everyone laughing]
- [Sam] Brennan off to an early lead.
Brennan having toothed
his crab, and he's back!
Keep it going, guys! Keep it going!
Ify doing what looks like...
Keep it going, Katie! You got this!
- [Brennan] We believe in you!
- [Sam] Katie mimicking the
speed of an actual crab.
- Oh god.
- Yeah!
Bravo, Katie!
- [Brennan] We believe in you!
- Your times to beat,
Brennan, 16 seconds and 29 milliseconds.
- Copy that.
- Ify, 19 seconds and 96 milliseconds.
Katie, 45 seconds and 80 milliseconds.
Please take your positions
behind the starting line.
Are players ready?
- Ready.
- On your mark, get set, go!
- [Demi] Oh. Brennan off to
a strong lead, as before.
- [Jordan] Ify is scooting,
which feels like cheating.
The crab Ify's portraying
is extremely sick.
- [Demi] Ify moving like John
David Washington in "Tenet".
- [Jordan] And Katie
Marovitch, slow but steady.
- Jordan, I do feel like pointing out,
I've never, ever seen a
crab move like any of that.
- [Sam] Brennan, 12 seconds
and 15 milliseconds.
- Woo!
- That is a point for you.
- Well done.
- Ify, 15 seconds and 38 milliseconds.
That is a point for you.
Katie, 24 seconds and 88 milliseconds.
That is a point for you as well.
- Way to go.
- [Sam] The score is Brennan
with six, Ify with five,
Katie with seven.
Ash, if we could please
bring in the final setup.
Your challenge is to eat
the most Parmesan cheese.
- [Jordan] Disgusting.
- Let's go!
- [Sam] Our stagehands-
- Let's f*cking go!
- ...are standing by ready to
grate fresh Parmesan cheese
straight into your mouth holes.
- Let's go!
- We will weigh the blocks
of cheese before and after,
as well as what dropped from
your face into your neck cones
and let you know what
cheese has been displaced
into your respective bellies.
You will have one minute.
- I'm so hungry.
- On your marks, get set,
go!
- [Demi] Indistinguishable
from a "Saw" trap.
[Sam laughing]
- [Jordan] I'm loving
Brennan's technique here.
A full tongue out.
- [Sam] And Katie with the
alms for the poor approach.
- Please, more cheese!
- Players, your scores to beat.
Brennan, 52.1 grams.
Ify, 26.4 grams.
Katie, .4 grams.
Please take your positions
behind the table.
- This is the one I'm worried about.
- Oh, I can go-
- [Demi] Jordan, are you aware
if our competitors will be
receiving LACTAID after the show?
- I am not, and for that
I say to them, abbondanza.
- Players, how're you feeling?
- Can I have a clothespin?
- Yeah, for sure. Ready, Katie?
- Yes.
- On your mark,
get set,
go.
[tense music]
- Now, Ify's holding the block of cheese.
- [Demi] Katie, the only
one employing a strategy
of having the cheese in her hands first.
Brennan's dog collar slowly filling up,
making him look like Artax
in "The NeverEnding Story".
[Sam and crew laughing]
- [Sam] 10 seconds.
Five! Four!
- [Jordan] Ify has a truly unbelievable
amount of cheese in the cone.
- [Sam] Three, two, one, and stop!
Bravo, players!
Leave that cheese alone.
- What're you doing there?
What're you doing there? You
getting some extra cheese?
- Players, you are back
and have been de-cheesed.
Brennan, with cheese on the upper layer
and bacon on the bottom layer,
you are a walking, talking
breakfast sandwich.
But how'd you do?
Brennan, with 65.6 grams,
that is a point for you,
bringing you to seven.
Ify, with 44.5 grams,
that is a point for you.
Katie, with 3.4 grams,
that is a point for you.
The scores, Brennan with seven,
Ify with six, Katie with eight.
[car alarm honking]
- No! No!
- Stop it!
[car beeps]
- Now, Jordan, if that sounds familiar-
- This point goes to Brennan,
bringing Brennan closer and closer-
[car alarm honking]
- Whose car?
- [Crew] Do we know whose car it is?
- This has been going on
for a minute. Should we cut?
- What was that about?
- Well, Sam needed a
way to end the episode
without it feeling complete,
and then invite our cast back
for a pickup day without
them being suspicious.
- Devious.
- Not as devious as
what's about to happen.
- No!
- No!
- That brings us to round
three of the Youlympic Games!
♪ Thought that was hard ♪
♪ This will be worse ♪
♪ Your own petard ♪
♪ An awful curse ♪
- [Demi] As a reminder,
Jordan, in round three,
our players will be judged
not against each other,
but against their personal
bests from rounds one and two.
- That's right, one hour ago,
our players stepped foot
on the "Game Changer" stage
completely oblivious to the
fact that they'd be here
competing against
themselves an hour later.
Let's take a look.
- Once again, Sam Reich
has found a novel way
to punish you for doing your best!
The man is sick!
He's a sick, sick man!
My d*ck is covered in
grease, man! Let me go home!
Man, I gave you everything I had!
- Let's begin with the vertical jump.
Ify, your height to beat,
nine feet 11 inches.
- You got this, If.
- [Sam] If you manage to
best yourself in round three,
you will earn double points.
- Okay.
- You got this. Come on!
- That did look very high.
- [Katie] That was crazy.
- And Ify did request that
this vertical tester be raised,
and so we will now see-
- You got it. You did it.
- [Sam] ...if that was any higher.
- I want mine raised too.
- 10 feet, one inch.
- What?!
- [Sam] 10 feet, one inch.
That is two points for
you, bringing you to eight.
- I know I said I gotta be better
than myself tomorrow an hour ago,
but I gotta be better than
myself an hour ago today.
- Brennan, your height to
beat, eight feet, nine inches.
- Copy that.
- Now, I do have to wonder
if the remaining meat
in his pants is going to weigh him down.
- [Jordan] Brennan testing
the strength of his jeans.
- [Sam] Looked pretty high.
- Sam being nice.
[Brennan and Ify laughing]
- [Sam] Interesting
psychological experiment,
to see the ways in which this
pushes you all even harder.
- Yeah, that's great.
[Brennan and Sam laughing]
- [Katie] Love that.
- Eight feet, 10 inches.
- Brennan, that is two points for you.
Katie, your height to beat,
eight feet, three inches.
- I've removed some clothing items.
- You got this, Katie.
I believe in you.
- [Brennan] You got it.
- [Jordan] Katie seeking
emotional support.
- Here we go, here we go!
[Katie screeching primally]
[Brennan and Demi hushed laughter]
- [Katie] That was bad!
- We'll see. We'll see.
- [Sam] I don't know, we'll see.
- [whispers] f*ck you.
[Sam and crew laughing]
- In the first one, it was like, you dog!
You're going to make us best ourselves?
Round three is just like
looking into a mirror
at your own soul and being
like, what is a human?
- Katie, at eight feet, two inches,
the same as your first go,
I'm afraid that's no points for you.
- Great effort. Don't let him break you.
- Next up, Ash, if I could
please have the clothespins.
- [Jordan] I will say,
Demi, as a commentator,
this is not one I would
want to have to do again.
- [Demi] Not at all.
- Players, are you ready?
- Yes.
- On your mark, get set, go.
[tense music]
- Once again, a lot of
people starting with mouth.
- [Demi] My theory in going
for the mouth and nose
is that if they don't win,
they'd rather not breathe at all.
- I personally would be
clipping these to my hair
right and left.
- Immediately.
- [Jordan] Katie seems
to be adding to hair
and looking stunning, might I add.
- And five, four, three,
two, one, zero!
Hands off, players. Hands off.
- I've never felt less comedic in my life.
[Sam and crew laughing]
- All I can say is, wow.
Brennan, 25 clips means
two points for you.
Ify, 24 clips means two points for you.
Katie, 33 clips.
- Wow!
- The most of anyone in
this competition by a mile,
means two points for you.
Holding yourselves to a high bar.
- We did it!
- Yeah.
- We're going to find the jokes again.
We're in a weird psychic place,
and we're going to find them.
- Players, it's the pasta
portion of the competition.
Starting with Katie this time,
we'll go round robin style.
Katie.
[tense music]
[Sam laughs]
- Oh, say it?
- Yeah.
- Spaghetti.
- Orzo.
- Lasagna.
- Macaroni.
- Ravioli.
- Bow tie.
- Tortellini.
- Fettuccine.
- Angel hair.
- Pappardelle.
- Linguini.
- Tagliatelle.
- Manicotti.
- Cavatappi.
- Cappellacci.
- Cappellacci.
- Yeah.
- [Crew] Cappellacci, yeah. It's a pasta.
- I will say, if you kind of string
some Italian phonemes together-
- [laughs] No!
- It's probably a pasta.
- I'm sorry for doubting you, Ify.
Katie.
- Jumbo shell.
- Couscous.
- Rigatoni.
- Ditalini.
- Rotini.
- Have we said farfalle yet?
- You said bow tie, which is-
- Farfalle.
- I didn't know that's a
different one. That's...
[Sam laughing]
I didn't know.
- I'm so glad we have Jordan here.
- I'm not!
[Sam and crew laughing]
Gnocchi.
- Fusilli.
- Ziti.
- I think I'm out.
- Capellini.
- Rotelle.
- Ramen.
- Interesting. It's called ramen noodles.
- Curious choice.
- We did say types of pasta.
- We have opened up a gigantic
wormhole in this game.
- Penne.
- Udon.
- Oh my god.
- I'm blowing your mind!
- You're blowing my f*cking mind.
- Orecchiette.
- Soba.
- Katie has left Italy and
is traveling around Asia.
- Vermicelli.
- Okay, I'm going to take myself out.
- Oh my god.
Ify, seven beats five.
That is two points for you.
- Yes!
- [Sam] Brennan, 12 beats seven.
That is two points for you.
- Betty Mulligan [indistinct],
this one's for you.
- [Sam] Katie, 12 beats six.
That's two points for you.
The scores, 12 to 12 to 13,
as we head into our next challenge.
Players, you know him, you
love him. Say hello to Mayday.
- [Brennan] Oh, Mayday, Mayday.
- [Katie] Mayday!
- Let's see how they
did merely one hour ago.
- Ooh, that butthole.
- Look at that butthole.
- [Jordan] Mayday showing us
his full butthole in approval.
- Beautiful butthole.
- Ah, just made me miss Iz for a sec.
- Ew!
- She said buttholes on the show!
- Oh.
- It's not a lewd statement.
Grow up!
- Katie.
- All right.
I'm not going to cheat anymore.
- Katie!
What would Diane Keaton do?
She'd dig deep, she'd
jump 30 feet in the air,
and she'd get it done.
- All right, handlers.
Whenever you're ready.
- Hi, sweetie.
Hi, baby.
[Mayday meowing sweetly]
- [Sam] Oh!
- Katie's doing some
light and quiet singing
to calm the cat.
♪ I love you. ♪
- [Demi] Does not appear to be working.
[Sam and Ify laughing]
- Wait a damn second!
- No, it's good, it's
good. This is all legal.
[Mayday meowing anxiously]
- Mayday seemingly screaming
to get away from Katie.
[Ify laughing]
[Mayday meowing miserably]
- That's you besting yourself, Katie.
At one minute, 42 seconds,
that is two points for you.
- I love you, Mayday.
- Ify, whenever you're ready.
- Let's see, buddy.
- [Katie] Aw.
- Let's see.
- [Katie] Love tuxedo.
- Hey.
You remember me?
- [Jordan] Mayday doesn't
seem quite as at ease
with Ify as he did last time.
- Likely PTSD from the effects of Katie
holding onto him as tight
as she possibly could.
- I was not holding-
- Mayday flashing back...
I'm not doing your job.
[Katie laughs]
- I'd advise Brennan to
please stay in his lane.
- Oh, looks like we're
getting word from production
that people should watch out,
'cause I'm right behind 'em.
- Oh!
- Using Katie's rules.
[Mayday meowing miserably]
- And it doesn't matter,
Ify, because you are good.
- And you're good, baby boy.
- Wow, Ify.
- What a good cat. Good job.
- Thank you.
- That was great.
- At two minutes and six seconds,
that is two points for you.
- Up next is Brennan Lee Mulligan.
Now, what I think is important to remember
is that it seemed like that
cat didn't like Brennan at all.
- That's not the challenge.
- And Brennan, whenever you're ready.
- [Demi] Lance Armstrong
stepping up to the seat here
without his performance enhancing...
Oh, no, he's got something.
[Ify laughing]
- [Demi] Brennan once again doping.
- What is it? Bacon?
- [Jordan] He's holding
something very small in his hand.
- Is that more bacon?
- It fell out of my underpants.
- Oh god! p*nis bacon.
- Heat meat.
- That might be animal abuse.
- [Sam] How we doing on time, Sam?
- [Sam] You've got 10 seconds left
and you're there, Brennan.
- [Demi] Now would be the funniest time
for Mayday to simply leap
off of Brennan's lap.
- [Sam] Brennan, you did it.
- Love you, buddy.
- Bravo.
- [Brennan] Thank you guys.
Good job, bud!
- Thank you so much, Mayday.
- [Katie] Thank you, Mayday!
- [Sam] Thank you so much, again.
- [Katie] We love you!
- [Sam] Brennan, at one
minute and 18 seconds,
that's two points for you.
Next up, players,
it's the snowboarding
portion of our competition.
Ify, we will start once again with you.
Your score to beat is 74.
This is just a Souls-type "Game Changer"
and all I gotta do is focus
up, lock in, and tear it up.
- Here we go! Here we go!
- You got it!
- Let's go!
- [Katie] Wow!
- Ooh! Okay, ooh, ooh!
- [Sam] Ify!
- Oh! Yeah!
- Woo!
- At 121 points!
- Just had to lock in!
- Two points for you!
- I just had to lock in!
- How did you do that?
- Just start swinging in.
- Katie, your score to beat, 20.
[Katie groans]
- You got it, Katie.
You got it.
- Hit a ramp and start swinging.
- [Brennan] Here we go, here we go!
- [Ify] Diane Keaton plays video games.
- Yeah! There it is, Katie!
- [Sam] She's still going!
A score of 160!
- Let's go! Let's go!
- Means two points for Katie! Brennan!
- There's nothing you can't do.
- You got this.
- Let it rip.
- [Sam] Your score to beat is 46.
- That was just one jump.
- Come on!
- Flow state! Flow state! Flow state!
- Flow state! Flow state! Flow state!
- Flow state!
- Flow state! Flow state!
Landslide!
- [Katie] Come on, come on,
come on, come on! Yes, yes, yes!
- [Ify] Oh, yes!
- Damn, Brennan. And that
is two points for you.
- [Sam] Next up, players,
I'm going to reintroduce you
to some familiar faces.
- Oh no!
- [Ify] Oh, okay. We crazy now.
- Players, there are four more
PAs than there were before.
How many can you name now?
- [Demi] As a reminder,
two of our competitors
successfully named all seven,
while one made up a name for one of them.
- [Sam] And pens down, please.
The PAs we have not introduced
you to so far onstage,
CJ, Hollie, Bix, and Gina.
Brennan, how'd we do?
- Nate Miller, Matt Ulsh,
Wesley Jones, Alex Owen,
Cory Shanbom, Kelsey
Siegfried, Edda Gonzalez.
My apologies to two out of four of you.
Maddie, Bix, Lauren, CJ.
- Pretty darn good. Ify.
- [Ify] Nate, Matt, Wesley,
Alex, Cory, Kelsey, Edda, CJ,
and then, you know, they
kept talking, right?
And it's just like, "Mambo Number Five",
and DMX "What These b*tches
Want" went in my head.
Linda, Tanya, Charlene,
Theresa, April, Mandy, Cindy.
None of those-
- Good stabs though, Ify.
I appreciate the stabs.
- Yeah, you know?
- [Sam] Katie.
- Nate, Matt, Wesley, Alex,
Cory, Kelsey, Edda, Gina,
Bix, Hollie, CJ.
- Woo!
- Damn, Katie.
- Now that we're silent,
I'd love to give Ify
a second chance to name
the ones he missed.
[Brennan, Sam and crew laughing]
- Two points across the board
for each of our players,
showing real improvement.
And a third round of applause
for these incredible PAs
who make our show possible!
[all cheering]
Thank you all so, so much.
It's time for a good
old-fashioned crab walk.
- [Demi] As they set up the
course, I'd love to take a look
at how our competitors
did just an hour ago.
- [Katie] I'm going to try to
make a better face this time.
[Sam and Ify laughing]
- [Brennan] Graham, great angle,
hiding my n*pples behind my knees.
That's really good.
- Sam, I have a question.
If I choose to take my
shoes and socks off,
can you blur them so no
freaks masturbate to my feet?
- Yes, Katie. I will do that for you.
- I will point out to Katie that a blur
will not stop some of the freaks.
- The blur might make some
people masturbate more.
- Feel free to magnify my feet.
- Players, are you ready?
- Yes.
- Yes.
- In that case, on your mark, get set,
go!
Oh!
- Ify appears to be injured immediately.
- [Demi] Oh. That won't stop him.
He's sliding down, and now
throwing himself backwards,
once again doing the "Tenet".
- I got, like, rug burn on my thumb.
- Oh! Damn, man.
- Can we keep the crabs?
- You can keep the crabs.
- Yay!
- Keep the crab.
- Brennan making a curious
choice to not get rid of crabs.
- When you put sandwiches in your pants,
you make peace with getting crabs.
- Katie, your old time, 24
seconds and 88 milliseconds.
Your new time, 16
seconds, 46 milliseconds.
- Whoa!
- Yeah.
- Are you serious?
- It's worth noting
that your third attempt
was better that Ify's first attempt.
- I'm athletic!
- Brennan, your old time, 12
seconds and 52 milliseconds.
Your new time, 12 seconds
and 49 milliseconds.
- Wow.
- Whoa!
- Jesus Christ.
- [Sam] Holy sh*t.
Ify, you suffered an injury
in the opening moments.
- Yes.
- [Sam] Your old score, 15
seconds and 38 milliseconds.
- Yes.
- Your new score,
- Let's go!
- Woo!
- Yes!
- [Sam] Bringing you up to 20.
Players, let's see who can eat
the most Parmesan cheese, again.
- [Demi] Brennan defending his throne.
- A provo-throne.
- I wish this was provolone.
- Some call provolone
the cheddar of Italy.
- [Sam] Players, if you could please take
your positions behind the table.
♪ When the moon hits the
sky like a big pizza pie ♪
♪ That's the cheddar of Italy ♪
- Brennan, I do want to know,
cheddar is the cheddar of where?
- England!
- Players, with one minute on the clock,
on your mark,
get set,
go!
- [Jordan] I'm feeling
nervous about this round.
- [Demi] Brennan's tongue looking like
the first snow of a wintry season.
- [Jordan] What I'm seeing is Ify get
most of the cheese on his neck.
Katie's strategy certainly
is the most clean,
but is it the most effective?
- Oh we're almost out of cheese here!
- [Jordan] Katie's struggling.
Katie's drinking water.
- [Sam] 15 seconds left.
- [Jordan] Katie's having a hard time.
Katie's pouring water into the cone,
and that's certainly not going to go well.
- [Sam] Five, four, three,
two, one, and stop!
- [Demi] Katie accidentally
waterboarding herself
near the end there.
- [Jordan] Thank god we
have an on-set medic.
- Unbelievable performance.
Bravo, players!
Players, the weights are in,
but before I announce them,
Ash and Nico, if we could
please bring out the risers.
[celebratory music playing]
- Oh my goodness! I love it.
- Katie.
- Yes.
- Having eaten 6.5 grams,
that's two points for you.
- [Brennan] Woo!
- [Ify] Woo!
- Good girl!
- Ify, having eaten 77.2 grams,
that's two points for you.
- However-
- Yeah, Brennan-
- Brennan, having eaten 91.2
grams of cheese just now,
that's two points for
you, bringing you to 23.
Our gold medalist!
Brennan, please take your
position on the riser!
From second place to first, Brennan!
Katie and Ify, you may share
the second place riser.
- Hey.
- Hey.
- Get up here.
- Why? All of us?
- Everyone get up here.
- Oh.
I'm covered in cheese head to toe.
Top to tip.
Everyone here is in first place,
because everybody here came
in and did their f*cking best.
- Mm-hm!
- Yeah.
- Each of us has a crab.
Each of us met a cat.
Each of us ate way more cheese
than we would have predicted
at the start of the day.
- [Katie] That's right!
- [Ify] Yeah.
- And we put it all on the line! Why?
Because we show up and we don't know
what the f*ck we're going
to do, year in and year out!
And I will stand proudly with these people
anywhere they want to go.
Get ready to eat my dust, Marovitch!
- Stop it! We were having a
beautiful moment, Brennan!
- Brennan, you win our
gold silver bronze medal,
as well as this quote
from Matthew McConaughey
about his hero being himself
- That is psychotic.
- That does it for us
here at "Game Changer".
I am your host, Sam Reich.
- I'm your host, Demi Adejuyigbe.
- And I'm your host, Jordan Myrick.
- Reminding you that in the end,
you're only competing with
yourself, that rat b*stard.
Goodnight.
[inspirational music]
[inspirational music fades]
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