Smurfs (2025)

[bunniefuu]

[narrator] In the beginning, the universe was in perfect balance, kept in peace and harmony by four magic books.

The Alliance of Evil Wizards made it their mission to capture these books and shroud the universe in darkness.

[chanting]

[narrator] One of the books, called Jaunty Grimoire, got away.

That's me! Cha-cha-cha!

[wizard 1] Ze magic book!

[wizard 2] Where is it?

Find it at once!

[narrator] She was rescued by

a group of

mighty blue guardians.

[Smurf 1] Those evil wizards

won't get you.

[Smurf 2] I've got her, Ron.

[Smurf 3] You're safe with us,

little one.

[narrator] They swore

to protect the magic book.

The fate of the universe

depended on it.

So they hid her away

in a secret location.

Now shh! Don't tell anyone.

I'm in Smurf Village!

[Smurfs] La, la, la-la-la-la

Sing a happy song

La, la, la-la-la-la

Smurf the whole day long!

La, la, la-la-la-la

Sing a happy song

Check this out.

[dance music playing]

[Smurf 4] Everybody know

What we came to do

Everybody here

Want a chance with you

You know that's your cousin

And your brother

And the trees and the bees

And the birds

Want to dance with you

But I heard

You were feeling blue

I don't know

If you're feeling cute

But you're looking

So put-together

I just started feeling cool

We got to coordinate

I match with you--

Red, green and gray

I'm still here

We got mass appeal

Whatever color you feel

Because

[Smurfs]

Everything goes with blue

[Smurfette] It look good

On me, good on you

Butter-fly in that suit

Everything goes with blue

I look in the sky

I see you

You're a star

Bright and blue

Everything goes with blue!

We got to coordinate

I match with you--

Red, green and gray

I'm still here

We got mass appeal

Come on, No Name.

[Smurfs]

Everything goes with blue

[Smurfette]

It look, it look, it look

Good on me, good on you

Butter-fly in that suit

But you know

[Smurfs]

Everything goes with blue

[Smurfette] I look in the sky

I see you

You're a star

Bright and blue

[Smurfs]

Everything goes with...

[Smurfs harmonizing]

[Smurfs pant]

Ha! Now that's what I call

a banger!

Great job, Smurfs!

[Smurfs] Yay for us!

A few timing issues,

but you almost had it

this time, No Name.

Same time, same place tomorrow!

Adding it to the calendar,

Papa Smurf.

Thank you, Calendar Smurf.

Isn't it grand

living in a place

where everyone has a thing!

Excuse me?

Oh, you stepped in it now,

Papa.

Papa Smurf!

Quick follow-up, if I may.

And here we go.

I still don't have a "thing."

And a quick follow-up

to the follow-up:

Don't you think

that that's a bit odd?

Like, Hefty Smurf is hefty.

I smash things.

And Worry Smurf worries.

You know, maybe everybody else

just doesn't worry enough.

[No Name] And Brainy is...

[Brainy] Hmm.

[No Name] ...really smart.

And Grouchy is...

Don't even say it.

[No Name] And there's

Camouflage Smurf.

I'm right here.

[No Name] Out-of-Focus Smurf.

Clumsy Smurf.

[exclaims, grunts]

[No Name] Way-Back-There Smurf.

I'm way over here.

[No Name]

Handlebar Moustache Smurf.

Quiet Smurf.

[whispers]

[groans] What did he say?

I have no idea.

But do you see

what I'm saying, Papa?

Well, you're No Name.

That's a thing.

[sucks teeth] Is it, though?

'Cause if my thing is

my distinct absence of a thing,

I'm actually...

nothing.

Hey, Sound Effect Smurf,

can you back off?

[imitates reversing truck]

Even he's got a thing.

And he's only been here

since Tuesday.

Oh, I wouldn't worry

about it too much, No Name.

Some Smurfs just take

a little more time

to find their thing.

It's in there.

You just got to find a way

to let it out.

I've been thinking.

We don't have a Magic Smurf

around here.

Maybe that could be my thing.

Oh, Smurfs can't do magic.

But I'm sure there's

something else for you.

Hey, List-Making Smurf.

What's left

on our giant list of

Things-to-Try-to-Find-

No-Name-a-Name list?

[gasps] Well, let's see, Papa.

Okay, to date we've tried...

[mumbles]

...10,248 things.

How many do we have left?

Um... two. Clog making and...

[gasps] Ooh.

...shark taming.

Well, that's wonderful news!

Let's try clog making.

That's a great idea,

Papa Smurf.

Right, Smurfs?

[Smurfs] Yeah! [clamor]

I guess I could learn

to like clogs.

[Smurfs cheer]

Just take your time, No Name.

Don't rush it.

I'll just be right here.

You got this.

If you could make something

with a square toe,

that'd be great. Thanks.

[gasps]

[imitates crash,

imitates expl*si*n]

[exclaims, gasps]

[Smurfs] Aw.

Ugh! Terrible clog!

[imitates trumpet]

You know,

there's always shark taming.

[Shark-Taming Smurf]

That one's already taken.

Oh. That's too bad.

Hey, I have a great idea!

Let's go pick

some Smurfberries.

It's hard to feel bad with

a sack full of Smurfberries.

[sighs]

Oh, I must admit, Smurfette,

there is a gnawing emptiness

inside me

that all the Smurfberries

in the land couldn't fill.

It's hard to be

the odd Smurf out.

I think I might know

a little something

about that feeling.

What do you mean?

Well, I'm the only Smurf

created out of a block of clay

by our mortal enemy,

the evil wizard Gargamel

in the hopes of luring

all Smurfs to their doom.

I mean, that was a lot

for me to process.

So how do you handle that,

Smurfette?

Well, I just think about

all the friends who love me

and that I love back.

And I get the strength

to keep on keeping on.

You'll find your thing,

No Name. So don't give up.

Thanks, Smurfette.

I cherish us.

I cherish us too... infinity!

I cherish you infinity times

infinity plus one.

It's not a competition.

But if it was, I'd cherish you

infinity times infinity

plus one times pi

times infinity,

and I'd win. [chuckles]

Smurfette's right.

I need to stop dwelling

on what I don't have

and start dwelling

on what I do.

[sighs] But why is that

so hard for me?

Who am I?

Where do I belong?

Heavy heart, but I carry on

Searching for the answers

But I'm only

Moving backwards

What they say

When they think of me

Does a name

Tell you anything?

Does happy ever after

Ever really happen?

I'm always on the outside

Looking in

Never finding nothing

I'm always on the sidelines

In the end

And you only see

The downside

When you're always

On the outside

I try to find a reason

To be strong

I'm holding on

For something

But no one ever knows

What's going on

'Cause you keep it

On the inside

When you're always

On the outside

Always on the outside

When you're always

On the outside looking in

Looking in

[hums]

I need a chance

To prove them all wrong

And see the world

From the side I never walk on

I know there's something

There for me

I still believe

I wish I had my own thing.

[sighs]

Aw, poor thing.

It's in you.

You just need a little help.

Uh-- What's happening? Whoa!

[grunts]

[gasps] Huh?

[sniffs, sneezes]

[grunts]

Hallelujah! Hallelujah!

Hallelujah!

Hallelujah

What the shell?

Sorry!

[Smurfette pants]

Quick question:

What's going on?

Um, well,

I wished for a thing and...

[Smurfette] You got magic!

[shouts]

Smurfette!

Papa Smurf! Papa Smurf!

[laughs] You seem to have

a bee in your bonnet.

What's on your mind, No Name?

It took 10,248 tries,

but I did it.

I finally found my thing.

Well, that's fantastic!

What is it?

I know you said Smurfs

can't do magic.

But I can.

It's the thing I really wanted!

[chuckles] Wait,

what are you talking about?

He never stopped trying

to find his thing

and I'm so proud.

Show him!

Okay, um... [clears throat]

...let's see, uh...

Va-va-voom!

That's what I'm talking about!

Stop!

[alarm blaring]

[gasps]

[person 1 gasps]

[panting]

[whimpers]

[person 2 snoring]

[person 2 mumbles]

[mumbles, exclaiming, groans]

[shouts]

Sire, it's Joel! It's Joel!

We found Smurf Village!

Huh? Smurf Village?

Wonderful, Joel!

How did we do that?

There was an energy pulse

detected

on our energy-pulse detector.

Shall I send in your brother?

Gargamel? Absolutely not.

That imbecile

will only get in the way.

Just initiate

extraction measures.

Yes, Lord Razamel. Most evil.

[gasps]

What is that?

He found us.

There's so much

I didn't tell you.

Your Smurf location

hath been acquired!

[Papa Smurf]

Everyone, listen to me!

Your lives

are in terrible danger!

Smurf Village

isn't safe anymore!

We have an emergency plan

in case

this very thing happened.

Find Ken.

Finekin? What does that mean?

Find Ken!

[smurf 5] Oh, no, Papa's gone!

[imitates ambulance siren]

[smurf 6]

Who will protect us now?

Why? [cries]

Wait, wait!

Everybody calm down.

We need to be rational here.

There's only one evil wizard

who would do this.

Gargamel.

No Name, use your magic

to find Gargamel.

That is not your greatest idea.

I just got Papa Smurfnapped!

Just focus. Concentrate.

[sighs] Okay. Gargamel.

Gargamel. Gargamel.

[Gargamel hums, laughs]

Success!

My sweet Azrael,

what sound do you think

a Smurf makes

right before he expires?

[meows, screeches, chokes]

[laughs] That's

the sound I imagined, too.

You're such a delight,

my furry angel.

[person 3] Gargamel!

Yes? Huh?

Did you just speak human,

Azrael?

[person 3] Show thyself!

[gasps]

[Gargamel gasps, shouts]

[Azrael shouts]

Oh, it's Smurf Village.

Oh, no,

not the evil wizard Gargamel.

Look, Azrael,

a poor abandoned Smurf.

[laughs]

Let's smoosh it.

Ha-ha. Sucker.

Huh?

All right, Gargamel.

Spill the beans.

What did you do with Papa?

Papa? [stammers] Nothing!

Release me from this cage

at once!

Something tells me you're

not telling us everything.

You got Papa snatched.

If I had Papa Smurf,

I'd be gloating about it

right now.

Well, maybe we should give him

a makeover he'll never forget.

Hey, Smurfs!

Hey, Clumsy.

Guys! [grunts]

Is this-- [grunts]

Is this any-- [grunts]

It's just-- [grunts]

Didn't Papa say to find Ken?

"Spin this track

from beginning to end

Through this portal

you'll find Ken."

Thank you, Clumsy.

[Clumsy] You're welcome.

No Name, this is how

we're gonna get Papa back.

Let's do it.

[imitates trumpet]

[pop music playing]

[No Name gasps]

[Smurfs shout]

This is not going to end well.

[Smurfette shouts]

[No Name gasps]

I hate being eaten

by a grammy-phone.

Run away!

[gasps] Whoa.

[No Name] Whoa! [chuckles]

Whoa. [grunts]

[Brainy Smurf]

What's happening?

We're obviously in some kind

of non-Newtonian portal.

Where is it taking us?

To the land of Ken.

[chuckles]

[all] Whoa. Whoo!

[No Name laughs]

[all whooping]

[all grunting]

Whoa.

[grunts]

Smurfette?

I'm here! Hefty?

Here! Worry?

Here. Brainy?

Present. Vanity?

Here! Grouchy?

Here. Unfortunately.

Where are all the mushrooms

and Smurfberries?

Where are we?

It's Paris.

How do you know that,

Smurfette?

Je ne sais pas.

Je ne sais what now?

Uh, I'm not really sure.

Let's just stick to the plan.

Find Ken, save Papa.

Let's go, Smurfs.

And Turtle.

And Turtle. Sorry.

[Razamel]

Hello, fellow wizard members

of the Evil Alliance.

[inaudible dialogue]

[groans] We cannot hear you.

[microphone turns on]

Oh, oopsies. Sorry,

I was just, um, inquiring:

Did you all have fun weekends?

Cut the codswallop, Razamel!

We can't link

our four books together,

erase all goodness

and shroud the universe

in a cloud

of Dark Magic forever

if we only have three books!

That's just Logic 101.

[Razamel] Yes, and I feel

terrible about that,

and that's why

I'm super excited

to share some great news

with the council.

Ah! You have your magic book?

Well, no, not that great.

[stammers] But I am so close.

[groans] He says that

every time, you know?

It's been 106 years!

And Razamel,

how much longer

do we have to wait for you?

Do we need to replace you,

Razamel?

No! Please, no!

[clears throat] Sire, a word?

Joel, I'm on

a very important Zoom.

It's them, sire.

Who them?

The them.

[yelps] Quick bathroom break,

ladies and gents.

Thank you!

We're one step closer

to total evil dominance!

Huzzah for the bad guys!

Huzzah, I say!

Yes, sire. Huzzah, indeed.

[Razamel panting]

Why did we design the Zoom room

so far away

from my evil lair, Joel?

Well, that's where

your laptop is, my lord.

[Razamel] My podcast

microphones are set up

in the Zoom room, Joel!

Why wouldn't I use my podcast

microphones for my Zooms?

[panting]

[gasps, chuckles]

Yes! Papa!

[chuckles]

One hundred years

in the making.

He hid, I seeked, and I won!

You've won nothing, Razamel.

Oh, really?

Who's in a jar in my evil lair?

Hmm? Hmm?

Where's the book?

Um... sh**t.

I don't know. I saw Papa,

and I grabbed him.

Maybe it's in his pocket?

[sighs] Look at him, Joel.

He's... He's the size of

a slice of apple pie.

Would a book fit

into a miniature

man's pockets, Joel?

Uh, honestly, it would depend

on how big his pants were.

Oh, go back

from whence you grabbed him

and find that book! Now!

Yes, sire.

[sighs]

It's good to see you,

Papa Smurf.

I cannot say the same.

[Joel] Ah, I've got something!

In the same portal

that picked up Papa Smurf.

Seize it, Joel!

Bring that magic book

back to me.

[chuckling] Yes... yes... yes!

[cackling]

[meows]

What is this wretched place?

[Razamel] Gargamel?

Razamel, you found me!

I knew you wouldn't leave your

own brother stranded forever!

Oh, I missed you so much!

Uh, yes, yes.

Reunited, and it feels so good.

Oh, and you're the one

who took Papa Smurf.

Well, all right, all right.

Well done, baby bro.

Too bad you didn't

get the rest of the Smurfs.

And you never will.

My Smurfs are hidden away,

safe and secure.

[dogs barking]

What did you do, Hefty?

I just asked 'em where Ken was!

[Vanity]

I don't think they speak Smurf.

Don't bite my face!

Actually, a dog's bark

is worse than its bite.

[Smurfs grunt]

[all panting]

[dog barking]

[Smurfs shouting]

[horn honking]

[engines revving]

[Smurfs shouting]

[Smurfette] This way!

[No Name] Watch out! It's

a k*ller brush death machine!

I'm a bird! A beautiful bird.

[Smurfs groaning]

Who are these guys?

City Smurfs.

Salut! My name's Moxie.

And we're the International

Neighborhood Watch Smurfs.

Paris Division.

Ooh. That sounds important.

[Moxie] It is.

What kind of Smurfs are you?

Um, we are...

the standard kind.

Smurf Village Division.

Smurf Village? Where's Papa?

That's why we're here.

He told us to find Ken.

We'll take you to him.

[speaking French]

[in English] We got you.

Follow us. Hup, hup, hup.

[City Smurfs chanting]

[Moxie]

Ken's inside the discotheque.

[Moxie chants]

["Don't Stop the Music"

playing]

[Smurfs gasp]

[Moxie]

Get across the dance floor.

Avoid feet!

[No Name gasps]

Please don't stop the music

I wanna take you away

Let's escape into the music

DJ, let it play

I just can't refuse it

Like the way you do this

Keep on rockin' to it

Please don't stop the

Please don't stop the

Please don't stop the music

[City Smurf grunts]

Baby, are you ready

'Cause it's gettin' close

Don't you feel the passion

Ready to explode

[record scratches]

...just came here to party

But now we're rockin'

On the dance floor

Actin' naughty

[record scratches]

[crowd cheers]

...hand in hand

Chest to chest

And now we're face to face

I wanna take you away...

[Smurfette grunts]

Almost there.

Almost where?

See you on the other side.

[gasps]

[Turtle chuckling] Wee!

So, where's Ken?

[Ken] I'm right here.

Let me guess.

Papa Smurf's in trouble.

How did you know that?

I'm Papa Smurf's brother.

We had a plan

in case the worst thing

in the world ever happened.

And it looks like it just did.

[gasping]

[Ken] Oh.

Uh, sorry about the mask.

I was just doing

a quick exfoliation.

I never have time

for self-care.

I always make time. [sighs]

Is the book safe?

What are you talking about?

Papa never told you

about the magic book?

[Smurfette] Pardon me, Ken,

but we didn't even know

Papa Smurf had a brother.

Don't take this the wrong way,

but you Smurfs don't know

Smurf about Smurf.

[scoffs] With all due respect,

Ken, we all Smurf.

In fact, I've probably

personally Smurfed

more than you'll ever Smurf.

[scoffs] That sounds

like a load of Smurf.

Can you Smurf that Smurf up?

I can Smurf that Smurf up

and have it

delivered to your house.

Hey, come on, Smurfs.

Stick a Smurf in it.

Smurf that.

I don't like his Smurfitude.

Ditto!

Ditto infinity

times infinity plus six. I win.

Let's just leave it at that.

Fine!

This is the handiwork

of the evil wizard Razamel.

He plays for keeps.

How do you know that?

The part that he plays

for keeps or the Razamel part?

Well... both?

I know a lot of things, fella.

[spittoon clangs]

Cool. Cool.

All right.

So let's go find

this Razamel and...

And smash him!

I like this guy.

[clears throat]

Let's get Papa Smurf back.

"Let's"? You're staying here.

I don't work with amateurs.

Well, joke's on you because

I like being called an amateur.

It means doing something

for the love of it.

And that's me.

That's what I do.

Love. [scoffs]

That and a dime'll get you

a phone call in 1986.

What?

Exactly. [scoffs]

You don't get it.

[City Smurfs chanting]

Your enemies are everywhere.

And you have to be ready

to take 'em out like that!

[imitates fighting]

[panting]

That's one of the most

disturbing world views

I've ever encountered.

[scoffs] Funny coming

from a bunch of Smurfs

who don't even know

who they really are.

What's that supposed to mean?

It means...

Smurfs are descendants

of mighty guardians.

We swore to protect

the four magic books

from the

Alliance of Evil Wizards.

But your Papa walked away.

Why would Papa

keep that from us?

You'd have to ask him.

I will when we rescue him.

Oh, no,

you're not coming with me.

Oh! We'd love to come with you!

No! I just said

the 100% opposite of that.

[Smurfs] Yay, we're going!

So, how do we do this?

[Smurfs]

Yeah, how do we do this?

[groans]

Okay.

We do this

by storming Razamel's castle,

and we take no prisoners!

Except for Papa.

We'll make sure and grab him.

Hold down the fort, Moxie.

Roger that, Captain Ken.

Did you bring the turntable?

The old-timey one?

No, we just went through it.

Come on, guys.

The last one through

is supposed to bring

the turntable!

How do we make a portal now?

We're not mind readers, ace.

And it doesn't matter,

'cause my friend can

get us there with his magic.

[scoffs]

I never heard of a magic Smurf.

My magic confidence

is at a soft "four" right now.

Failure is the best teacher,

No Name. Dare to fail.

Failure would actually be bad.

Papa's counting on us.

Okay, Magic Smurf...

[sighs]

...take us to Razamel's castle!

[Ken] Uh...

[chuckles]

Give it another shot, No Name.

[chuckling] Okay.

[breathes shakily]

Come on, come on.

Take us to Razamel's castle.

Please.

[gasps]

This is good!

Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle

once removed.

You need some serious therapy

and a hug.

[yelps]

Well, they're all going to die.

[Gargamel]

Oh, look. He hates this.

[chuckles] This is so much fun!

Wow.

Can you believe

it's been 62 years

since you sent me on my mission

to infiltrate Smurf Village?

[Gargamel] Remember?

Oh, yes. Yes, I do.

I just didn't think

you'd ever do it.

You're hilarious!

Didn't you get my emails?

No.

They must have gone to spam.

Spam?

Why would they go to spam?

Fine! I blocked you.

You blocked me? Why?

[groans] We can discuss

all of this brotherly business

later during a sidebar.

But for now...

Where is the magic book,

Papa Smurf?

It's gone. I destroyed it.

[chuckles]

You are the worst liar.

I know you didn't.

You know why?

Why?

Because you're weak!

Like your best friend, Ron.

Don't you talk about Ron!

[exclaims]

Look how upset he gets!

Don't worry,

I'll get you to talk.

Those other blue rat monkeys

must have taken

the magic book with them.

Where are your Smurfs now,

Papa?

I'll never tell!

[alarm blaring]

I have something, sire!

What is it?

The energy-pulse detector

picked up a fresh portal.

The Smurfs are trying to

infiltrate the castle.

Fortunately, our force field

knocked them off course.

And I know exactly

where it's sending them.

Joel? Let's go.

Wait, you're taking him?

Uh, Joel is my favorite

hench-minion.

It worked!

[Ken] It did if you were

trying to k*ll us.

Brace for impact!

[all scream]

I think I just

Smurfed my pants.

[screaming continues]

Hug the walls!

[all grunt, groaning]

Uh, this doesn't

feel like Razamel's castle.

That's because it's not.

This is bad.

Oh, no.

Turns out our magic Smurf here

is a bit of a dud.

Maybe you ought to just

stick to clog-making.

We've been bounced to

the inter-portal way station

in the Australian Outback.

And now we have to deal

with the Snooterpoots.

Snooterpoots?

[Ken] They're tricky creatures

who survive out here

by taking advantage

of lost inter-portal travelers.

They like cake.

Here, hold this cake inside

that rock until they bite.

Bite? Why do I have to do it?

I don't want to lose an arm.

Don't be a bully, Ken.

I'll do it.

No, no, I got us

into this mess.

If anyone needs

to lose an arm, it'll be me.

Hold it out!

[screams]

[Smurfette] No Name!

[all grunt]

[all screaming]

[whooping]

[Smurfs grunting]

Keep your hands and feet inside

the vehicle at all times.

Vehicle?

And watch your pockets.

Hey! My glasses! I need those!

[Snooterpoots chittering]

Cake! Cake! Cake! Cake! Cake!

What's going on?

I can't see anything.

Trust me, it's a good thing

you can't see what's coming.

[Snooterpoots chittering]

[Smurfs shout]

[Smurfs laughing, cheering]

[chuckles]

Cake. Cake. Cake. Cake. Cake.

Cake. Cake. Cake. Cake. Cake.

[all grunt]

[chewing]

Double double chocolate

with extra chocolate

from Fou de Patisserie, Paris.

That can only mean one thing.

Hello, Kenneth.

[Ken chuckles] Mama Poot.

Am I that predictable?

Well, obviously not or I'd have

known you'd skip town on me.

Oh, come on.

We'll always have Paris.

Ooh la la.

[Smurfs oohing]

[imitates kissing]

[Ken groans]

Look, Mama, I-I can explain.

Save it for your bridge club,

tough guy.

Words are cheap.

Actions are what matters.

Actions and, uh, cake.

Well... looks like

things worked out.

You're doing pretty all right

for yourself.

Yeah, Kenneth,

business is booming.

Every yahoo thinks they can

navigate the multiverse

these days, so...

Ow!

Hey, that's permanent!

[groans, yelps]

[Mama Poot] Looks like you

yahoos could use a lift.

Yeah. We really could.

[Smurfette grunts]

It's an emergency.

Ah, it always is.

It's gonna cost ya.

We brought cake.

Lots of cake.

[exclaims]

You swindling scoundrels!

You don't get to talk

to my Poots like that,

you hear me?

Don't listen to him,

my shaggy babies.

The emotionally unavailable

Smurf didn't mean it.

[baby voice] Okay?

Great. Now I'm all out of cake.

Stop it.

You know, I also take cash.

[exclaims] Or a watch.

But Mama Poot, this was a gift

from my grandpa.

Give her the watch, Ken.

[Mama Poot]

Yeah, give her the watch, Ken.

Jeez.

Thank you.

All right, Snooterpoots,

it's showtime!

Well, ticktock. Where to?

Meter's running.

Razamel's castle.

Oh, no, no, no.

Heck no. No, sir.

Not interested. Deal's off.

What do you mean,

the deal's off?

[Mama Poot] Here.

This is just the wristband.

Ah, fine!

Okay, look,

h-here's how this goes.

You never saw me,

we never talked,

this never happened.

You can't back out now.

Papa Smurf is in trouble.

Guilt doesn't work

on me, sister.

Please, Mama Poot,

we have to save Papa.

Just drop us off.

No one will ever have to know

you were involved.

The Alliance of Evil Wizards

knows everything.

Nobody, and I mean nobody,

comes back

from Razamel's castle alive.

The walls of the moat

are made of the bones

of the ones who tried.

[thunderclap]

[Snooterpoots gasp]

Um... okay.

We've got a magic Smurf.

Maybe he can stop

those wizards.

So you're telling me

your magic is strong enough

to take on

the whole evil enchilada?

The whole evil enchilada--

what-what is that?

These wizards have one goal

in mind:

To rule the world with evil

by getting rid of all

the goodness in the universe.

And nothing will stand

in their way.

So tell me, Magic Smurf,

how you gonna handle that?

I will tell you how.

No Name, come back!

[Smurfs gasp]

[panting]

No Name!

No Name, stop!

[No Name pants, gasps]

I can't do it.

I can't take on

the whole enchilada.

[groans]

[No Name panting]

[Smurfette sighs]

I don't have it in me,

Smurfette.

I know I'm gonna

let everyone down.

Hey, don't beat yourself up.

Pressure gets to all of us.

You just have to believe

in yourself.

Yeah, but I-I don't even know

how I'm doing

all this magic stuff.

This isn't me.

I can't face off

against a powerful wizard.

Listen.

That voice inside your head

telling you

you're not good enough?

That voice is not who you are.

You're the only one

who notices that voice.

Whoa!

Yeah, "whoa".

You just need to decide

who you want to be,

and every day you'll

become yourself a little more.

And before you know it,

that voice will go away.

It worked for me.

[piano playing]

I know what's on your mind

I've been there, too

One too many times

It's time to let go

Go live your life

You've got a story

That you got to write

You were born to be great

Born to be real

Born to be wild

You were born to have faith

Faith in yourself

Born to survive

Don't ever let anyone

Say you're not anyone

When the world says

Give it up

Keep going

'Cause you're onto something

[vocalizing]

Don't ever let anyone

[vocalizing]

Say you're not anyone

Say you're not anyone

[vocalizing]

So when you feel

Like nothing works

When you try

But it's getting worse

Getting harder

By the minute

You don't have

To be a cynic

You don't have

To have a limit

The universe is telling us

There's something

More to life

But you've been only seeing

What's in front of your eyes

You were born to be great

Born to be real

Born to be wild

You were born to have faith

Faith in yourself

Born to survive

Don't ever let anyone

Say you're not anyone

When the world says

Give it up

Keep going

'Cause you're onto something

[vocalizing]

Don't ever let anyone

[vocalizing]

Say you're not anyone

[piano fades]

You feeling better?

Yeah.

The part with the kangaroos

was a little weird, though.

What was that?

I don't know.

No.

Snooterpoot Village!

Come on.

[groaning]

Mama Poot! What happened?

Razamel took two

of my Snooterpoots

and the rest of you Smurfs.

He just took 'em!

He took 'em back to his castle.

Razamel was here?

Oh, yes, he was.

And he just made

the biggest mistake

of his miserable little life.

You still want a piece of him?

[Smurfette grunts]

Oh, yeah.

We'll take the Scream Buggy.

And I'm driving!

The Scream What-y?

Why is it called

the Scream Buggy?

Well, she runs on the fuel

of your fear.

What? Why?

Ha!

No idea.

[grunting]

Huh?

Buckle up!

Hold onto your little

Smurf nubs!

I'm out.

You can do this.

You! Brick me!

[laughs]

[both screaming]

[Mama Poot] Yeah, yeah!

More fear! More fear!

[Mama Poot laughing]

[screaming continues]

[Mama Poot] More fear!

[laughing]

[Razamel] It's raining Smurfs!

[screaming]

[Razamel] Hallelujah!

Oh, my sweet Smurfs. Come here.

[all] Papa!

Let me look at you.

Are you okay?

We were so worried about you.

Especially me.

Oh, I could never

forgive myself

if any of you were harmed.

Joel, please hang

my travel cape.

Joel, what do you call

a group of Smurfs?

A gaggle? A herd? A troop?

A m*rder?

Let us out of here, Razamel!

Oh, way to give it

thirty percent, Papa Smurf.

Great stuff.

Now give me my book.

We told you we don't have it!

And where is

my so-called brother?

He's relaxing

with his feline associate

in the solarium, sire.

Oh, how I hate that cat!

Um, could we accidentally

help it shed its mortal coil,

Joel, my dear?

As you wish, lord sire.

Joel!

Fetch me a Clamato. Room temp.

Hey, what about us?

Prisoners don't

get clam drinks!

But I do have another treat

in store for you.

I hope you like... party games.

We're going to play one called:

Let's Squish A Smurf

Every Time Papa Doesn't Tell Me

Where The Last Magic Book Is

Till All You Smurfs

Are Squashed!

[screams, grunts]

That doesn't sound

like a fun game.

Joel, be a doll and move

these fetid degenerate goblins

to the Squishadrome

for to squash.

[slurps]

I warned you

about getting complacent.

[clears throat] Smurfs,

can you give us a minute?

[muttering]

[Papa Smurf chuckles]

The book is still safe.

But why are my Smurfs here?

It's way too dangerous.

Well, maybe if you hadn't been

hiding away in Smurf Village

for the past 100 years

none of us would be in trouble.

You know

I had my reasons for that.

Do you think Ron

would have just walked away?

[all] Uh, who's Ron?

[No Name screaming]

[Mama Poot] Whoo!

Bringing her in hot!

[No Name] Ow!

[grunts]

[sniffs, exhales]

That cleared out the sinuses.

[laughs]

Hey! You dead?

[groaning]

That was absolutely terrifying.

I think I swallowed my gum.

I'm coming for ya, Poots!

Mama's coming for her babies!

It might be good

to not yell so much

and give away our location.

Right, right. Ah, okay.

What is this place?

Munich, autobahn,

Razamel's stupid castle.

He thinks it's so spooky.

So how do we get in there?

Well,

it's an impenetrable fortress,

so we're gonna

have to sneak in.

Okay,

let's get some ideas going.

You know,

blue-sky time, no judgments.

[gasps]

We pole-vault over the wall.

That's a terrible idea!

And that's a judgment.

Maybe we can exploit a weakness

no wizard can resist.

What kind of weakness?

A fried weakness.

[bell rings]

Your food is here.

[butler] Who ordered this?

Razamel Q. Wizard.

[butler]

Mmm. That sounds right.

He complains when

his tunic gets too tight

but he's the one

who gets himself in this mess.

[gate buzzes]

So you can just order

any kind of food from anywhere?

Absolutely.

Just make sure you

tip the driver ahead of time

or they'll lick everything.

Okay, here's the plan.

We'll sneak into the castle

inside this bag

and when we get delivered

to Razamel,

kablammo! We save everything.

We should have gotten

more fries. I'm a stress eater.

Mmm. Oh! That's good.

Oh, it's the quill pen

that my great-great-great

grandfather Zazamel

used to sign

the Treaty of the Alliance

of Intergalactic Wizards.

Razamel always

worshipped this pen.

[screeches]

[gasps]

Uh...

I'll just put it behind this.

Enjoying the solarium?

[yelps]

Yes! Uh, very much. Thank you.

You're probably admiring

Dadah's urn.

[gasps] This is Dadah?

Oh, yes!

Dadah in all his glory.

Sometimes,

when no one's looking,

I sprinkle him

into Joel's protein shakes.

[gags]

[Gargamel] You know,

Dadah always

wanted us to rule together.

Remember how he said

that was going to happen?

And rule together we shall!

[growls]

[grunts]

[gasps]

[screeches]

Once we get our hands

on that Jaunty Grimoire,

the whole universe

will be under

the darkly magic control

of the Intergalactic

Alliance of Wizards.

And finally,

all goodness shall be

eradicated forevermore.

Sounds amazing!

So you'll introduce me

to the Alliance, then?

Of course! Proudly!

But first, what do you schay

we schmoosh some Schmurfs?

I'd say that sounds like

music to my ears!

And, hey, I just wanted to say

I'm so glad to be back

and that we're together again.

I love you, Razamel!

Best friend

brother friend brother.

Love.

Ah, well, ditto I'm sure.

Come along, Azrael.

We're going to watch

the Smurfs get squashed.

[German pop music

playing on radio]

[horn honking]

[butler] Absolutely repulsive.

We're inside the castle.

Maybe you should slow down

on the fries.

You're right. Just one more.

Are the plates ready?

[sighs] Yes, sir.

[gasps]

Hand!

Ooh, ring!

No ring, Mama.

Where's Terry the food taster?

I don't know, on break?

Fine, I'll taste it.

But if I die, I'll k*ll Terry!

[gasps]

[butler] Wait a minute.

Did you forget

to order fries again?

You ate all the fries!

I love salty

potato-based treats

and I will not

apologize for that.

Hey, don't look at me.

I didn't make the order.

Just check again.

What do we do now?

I don't know.

Can you magic some up?

[bag rustles]

Hand incoming!

O magic powers from

up on high, bring us fries.

Bring us fries!

[butler] Oh, here they are.

Onion rings!

Who ordered this garbage?

They're Razamel's favorite.

[sighs] How did you know that?

No idea. It just came to me.

[all yelp, grunt]

This way.

[No Name gasps]

[bellhop sighs]

[chain clicking]

[gulps]

[sighs] Oh.

[hisses]

Ready, Joel?

[groans]

Oh, good, it works.

First Smurf, please.

Please, Razamel!

Don't hurt my Smurfs.

Then tell me

where the magic book is.

Somewhere you'll never find it!

Then let's loosen those lips!

Who shall we squash first?

Eeny...

meeny, miney--

I'll go.

[grunting]

[chain clicking]

Hear that?

That's the clicking sound

of evil.

Let's go Smurf that wizard up.

Last chance, Papa!

[footsteps]

We're here...

to save everything!

[Gargamel gasps]

Deal with my awesomeness.

My, those are dated moves

for such a bold entrance.

State your business, stranger.

Free Papa Smurf at once!

And give me back my babies!

Or what?

Or I shall uncork

all of my awesomeness

all over this place!

[sneezes]

Wha--

Huh?

[blows nose]

There must be a cat in here.

Is there a cat in here?

[meows]

I knew it!

Man, the dander gets me.

Is that what I think it is?

Uh-oh.

Could it be?

Jaunty Grimoire!

Oh! I knew

you couldn't hide forever.

I thought you said

the magic book was safe!

How long have you been

on my head?

And how did I not

feel you there?

I have soft hands. And feet.

And I've only been up there

since you made a wish.

Cha-cha-cha!

I'm magic! [chuckles]

Wait. Were you doing the magic?

Um, yeah, kind of.

Yeah, but

the moonwalking was all you.

Yeah, actually,

that was me, too.

I didn't even do the moonwalk?

[sighs] There's no such thing

as a magic Smurf.

Chin up, pal.

Don't quit on yourself.

You made a wish for a thing,

so I just gave you

a little head start.

You got a lot more magic in you

than you think.

You just got to let it out.

Oh! There's Papa! Hey, Papa!

Thank you for bringing

the final magic book

right to me.

[gasps] Oh, look who it is!

It's our lost little

wizard girl family member.

I'm not part of your family,

you freak.

Tut-tut.

Methinks these voluminous

Polaroid photo albums

from your childhood...

Huh?

...would tell a different tale.

Here you are

when you were clay.

Oh, here you are

throwing horseshoes

at a Sunday barbecue.

Ooh! And look at you laughing

at the caricaturist

who drew you

in front of the Eiffel Tower.

That's me?

You may have looked different,

but you were always one of us.

Why don't I remember

any of this?

Oh, and here you are enjoying

the wizard's favorite snack,

French fries.

Oh, how you loved your fries!

That's a lie! I hate fries!

Huh?

I knew I didn't like her

for a reason.

She's the darn enemy!

No, I'm a Smurf!

And P.S., news flash, and FYI,

that's not who I am now.

[cackles] You can never change

what you really are.

Don't listen to him, Smurfette!

You're with us, now and always.

That's right! I'm with him.

And them.

You're sure about that?

You did exactly what

you were created to do.

You brought me Papa Smurf

and Jaunty.

The final piece

of the evil puzzle.

Ergo ipso delicto... I win.

Time to rule the universe.

I want to stay with Papa. Papa!

Jaunty Grimoire!

What a wonderful moment.

Too bad it has to be

interrupted by... reality!

No!

Chiballog badoo!

Bomba gee joo--

Wait a minute.

What am I reading?

Ah, yes, that's better.

May dark power course through

your pages now and forever!

[gasps]

I don't want to be evil!

I... am... Grimoire.

No!

Yes. [chuckles]

Well, thanks for saving me

a lot of squish time. See ya!

Wait. I'm not going with you?

To meet with the other wizards?

Um, that's a big fat no!

[cackles]

This is the end of the road

for you, Gargamel.

But you said "Ditto"

when I said I loved you.

I lied.

I'm telling Mother!

Mother never respected you...

or your stupid cat.

[gasps]

[meows]

Goodbye, Smurfs,

and so long, brother...

forever!

[groans, thuds]

[grunts, groans]

[shouts]

[meows]

I'm so sorry, everyone.

[Joel] I'm sorry, too.

This is my first job

out of college, though.

I need a good review

on my LinkedIn.

Well, you're not getting one

from me.

Fair enough.

[whimpers]

That's pretty impressive

engineering.

I can't believe I'm the one

who's gonna get smashed.

[sighs] At least I'll be thin.

[grunts]

I'm gonna miss you guys.

[groans] I love you.

[Mama Poot] Huh.

[gasps]

What? What are you doing?!

It doesn't go down like this.

Yes, I may loathe the Smurfs

with the fury of

a thousand burning suns,

but I loathe my brother more

for disrespecting me

and my sweet, sweet Azrael.

[meows]

And I've had enough of

said respectlessness.

Run, Smurfs! Run!

[both gasp]

[shouts, grunts]

Prisoner escape!

Prisoner escape!

[exclaiming]

[meowing]

Good idea, Azrael.

Engage wing spell!

Look at me. I'm going to

need a bigger litter box.

[roars]

Oh, my.

Bring it!

[Papa Smurf] Come on, Ken!

I don't run from a fight.

We're not leaving you, brother.

All Smurfs

and Snooterpoots spoken for.

Excelsior, my sweet Azrael!

[Smurfs, Gargamel cheering]

I'm not feeling so majestic.

Oh, boy.

Assume crash positions!

[Smurfs, Gargamel screaming]

[children laughing]

Happy birthday--

Oh...

[Smurfs exclaiming, grunting]

[Smurfs groaning]

[groans]

This is all my fault.

This is all my fault.

I can't believe I did

exactly what

that wizard wanted me to do.

I'm so sorry, No Name.

No. This is my fault.

The only reason

any of this happened

is because I wanted

to find my thing.

If I hadn't been so selfish,

none of us would be here.

No. It's not your fault,

No Name.

And it certainly isn't yours,

Smurfette.

This is all my fault.

I kept secrets from you all.

And that was wrong.

I didn't want to lose any of

you the way we lost Ron.

Who's Ron?

He was the greatest Smurf

who ever lived.

I should have told you

about him a long time ago.

[Ron] You're safe with us.

[Papa Smurf] I've got her.

[Ken] Those evil wizards

won't get you.

Ron!

[Papa Smurf]

Oh, he was a Smurf of

tremendous courage and valor,

and really, really great hair.

It's good to see you,

my brothers.

It's been too long.

We just had Smurfberry juice

and waffles together.

Like I said,

it's been too long.

That magic book will be mine!

Well, that was

a bit of a letdown.

Now that's more like it!

[Papa Smurf] He dispatched

baddies with a Smurfy blend

of elegance and lethality.

I think it was safe to say

that Ron loved everyone

and everything

no matter how small

or insignificant they may seem.

I love you, brother. Or sister.

[Papa Smurf] Oh, he was way

ahead of his time.

[gasps]

[Papa Smurf] But Razamel soon

got the upper hand.

That's really something else.

I should probably start with

this one next time.

[grunting, thudding]

[gasps]

[Jaunty crying]

Baby Jaunty!

[Jaunty screaming]

[Ron shouts]

No!

Hang on! Papa's coming!

I got you!

Save the book!

You're next!

More vortex. [imitating vortex]

Grab my hand, Ron!

I probably should have

cut my hair,

like you guys suggested.

You always were a free spirit.

It was an honor and privilege

guardianeering with

both of you.

No!

Fi-i-i-i-ist buu-u-u-u-mp!

[Papa Smurf] Ron... was gone.

Now, I won't ask you again.

Give me that baby book.

No.

No?

Hey.

No! Not in the face!

[sighs]

That's why

I created Smurf Village.

So I could

keep all of you safe.

I couldn't lose any of you

like we lost Ron.

There isn't a day goes by

that I don't think about him.

I know, brother.

It's time I told you

about our higher calling.

We Smurfs are

Guardianeers of Good.

What does that mean?

It means...

that we have always been

protectors

of peace and harmony

in the universe.

Even Smurfs

who don't have a thing?

Yes, No Name.

But it's not just some thing

you call yourself.

And it isn't who you are.

It's who we are.

It's the sum of all its parts.

It's brains and brawn.

It's a Smurf who always fights

for what she believes in.

And even a Smurf who thought

he didn't have any thing

but is willing

to give everything.

I'm not gonna sugarcoat this,

Smurfs.

The bad guys want to destroy

everything good in the world.

And they can do it.

But we're not gonna let them!

Because there is nothing

we can't accomplish

if we do it together!

Now let's get that book

and save the universe!

Let's do it for Ron!

Let's get to Guardianeering!

[all cheering] Ron!

Wait! Where are we going?

Way to k*ll the mood, Glasses.

He's right.

Razamel and that book could

be anywhere in the universe.

Attention!

Attenzione!

I know exactly

where the wizards have taken

all four books.

Now, I will share

this information

with you vicious garden weasels

on one condition.

Name it.

That I be in the room

to see the stupid, angry look

on my stupid, angry brother's

mean, stupid, angry face

when he sees you all

alive and thriving.

It's a spite mission.

I think we got it.

We all get what we want.

But after that,

our little alliance is over.

Yeah, okay, deal.

Where to, freaky-deaky?

To the ninth dimension,

the nexus of space and time

that represents

all possible worlds and all--

Just get in the car!

Oh, yes. Sorry. Of course.

[pop music plays]

[Gargamel] Yeah!

[Gargamel, Smurfs screaming]

Hello, everyone!

I have big news.

And it involves me

and my magic book.

Oh, what a surprise.

Raz-a-mope is late.

[scoffs]

What could you have been doing?

Having your hair cut

by a blind raccoon?

[chuckles]

[gasps]

[groans]

Do you know what?

I'm sick of being treated

like garbage by all of you,

with your sarcastic comments

and mock merriment.

[scoffs] Late and lame.

You're all lame!

[laughs]

You'll make

wonderful hench-minions

now that I'm

the lord of the universe.

Solo! Me. I. Moi!

[laughs]

Well, time to start chanting.

[plays note]

Oh, yeah--

no chance I'll hit that note.

And here we go!

Ommm beklartz...

...flunknard!

[car horn beeping]

Wh-- Hmph.

[engine revs]

[Mama Poot laughing]

[Smurfs grunt]

You have got to be kidding me.

The Guardianeers of Good

are here.

We'll try not to hurt you,

but we're not

making any promises.

It's not bragging.

That's just me being real.

Oh. This is bad.

He's linked all the books.

Ken, we need a plan.

We're Guardianeers, Papa.

We are the plan.

Charge!

[Smurfs] Charge!

Hold on!

[laughs] Well, that's adorable.

Kachow!

[all groan]

Your goodness is mine!

Into the vortex, Smurf spirits.

[Papa] Razamel stole

their Smurfy goodness.

We can get them back

if we break the spell

by rescuing Jaunty.

Where are you going, traitor?

Traitor?

[stammering] Oh, well,

I brought the Smurfs to you!

This was a spite mission.

[sighs] It was.

Hmm?

In the water bottle you go.

No!

He's distracted.

You thought I forgot about you?

[chuckles]

Whose goodness

shall I take first?

No!

[Papa groans]

[Smurfette gasps]

Papa!

[groans]

Don't give up,

my precious Smurfs.

You're Guardianeers.

It's up to you now.

[Smurfette gasps]

Smurfette?

My work is done.

I finally delivered

everything you wanted,

Your Evil Lordship.

What is this?

I have always

been on your side.

What? No!

Well, well, well.

That's what we

in the evil business

call the long con.

Welcome home,

sinister Smurf demon.

Thank you.

[gasps]

Psych!

[grunts]

Got you, Jaunty!

Thank you, Smurf-- [yelps]

[yelping, laughing]

[screams]

[grunts]

Stop! That's the

interdimensional abyss.

Anyone who goes in there never

ever comes back the same.

[Razamel laughs]

You've got nowhere to go.

[groans]

[Smurfette screams]

What do we do now, Jaunty?

Warning! Lose the heels.

You're really not gonna like

this first dimension,

Smurfette.

Why?

[all grunt]

Clay?

[groans] That's why I feel

overly thick and bloated.

Where's the book?

[Smurfette gasps]

Give that back to me!

[screams]

That's what happens

to handsy fellas.

Find a door!

Go, Smurfette!

[No Name groans]

[Razamel] Ow! Whoa!

[sunshine drawing yelps]

[No Name grunts]

[gasps] This is

the worst dimension!

Stay away from erasers!

Oh! What's that?

What?

[laughs] Made you look.

Oh, come on.

Help! Help!

A mean old wizard got me!

[screams] Eraser!

[Smurfette gasps]

That's my book,

you freakish popinjays!

[video game music playing]

[No Name, digitized] Oh, no!

I can only run

from left to right!

[Smurfette, digitized]

Here! Jump up these tiny hills.

[No Name] This dimension

isn't so hard, actually.

Hand over

the eight-bit book, Smurfs,

or face the wrath

of my evil picket fence!

It'll take more than a fence

to stop us.

[in Japanese]

[laughs]

[in English] Ugh! This is

my least favorite dimension.

[screams] What are you?

I'm a t*rd,

the most rugged micro animal

in the universe.

Our motto is

"Live tiny, die never".

Hi, t*rd,

nice to meet you, bye!

Nice to meet you, too! Bye!

I just want a friend.

Will you stay here

with me forever?

Absotively not! [grunts]

[Smurfette gasps]

Is this...

Smurf Village.

We're home.

[sighs] Cha-cha-cha!

All you have to do

is get me to Papa Smurf's

mushroom house

and I can hide away for

another hundred years, easy!

[laughs]

[Smurfs gasp]

Welcome back.

Papa.

Oh, you're okay.

I've never been better.

It's good to have you home.

We did it, Papa.

Keep her safe.

I knew you'd come through...

[as Razamel] ...Smurfette.

[stammers] I don't understand.

Oh, let me explain.

We're in the surreal dimension.

It's made of your dreams

and nightmares.

No.

Thank you for your service.

Time to rid the universe

of all things good.

Bye-bye, puppies.

Ciao, daisies. [laughs]

He's done it.

He's sucking all of the

goodness out of the universe.

What the shell?

Release Jaunty!

Huh?

We're not gonna let

this happen, Razamel.

And just who is going

to stop me?

You? [laughs]

You are nothing!

I'm not nothing.

Oh? Then who are you?

I'm... I'm...

That's what I thought.

[Smurfette gasps]

You're nobody.

No Name!

No Name!

[echoing] Can you hear me?

[echoing] Who are you, No Name?

Who are you?

Yeah, who?

I, uh... I-I don't know.

You should've just

stuck to clog making.

[screams]

Stay with me, No Name.

Please.

[screaming]

[echoing] You got more magic

in you than you think.

That voice inside your head

telling you

you're not good enough?

That voice is not who you are.

I don't know who I am, Papa.

And I don't think I ever will.

I know who you are.

You're kind and fair.

You're strong

because you're determined.

You remind me a lot of Ron

in that way.

Really? How?

He was resilient.

When Ron got knocked down,

he'd get right back up

on his feet.

Just like you.

But Ron knew who he was.

He had a thing.

[scoffs] Not at first.

Some Smurfs just take a little

more time to find their thing.

And, No Name... it's your time.

[rhythmic thumping]

[gasps]

La... la... la-la-la-la...

What? What are you saying?

La, la, la-la-la-la...

I know who I am.

Hey! We're not done!

Oh, I've had just about

enough of you!

No Name!

But-But how?

Who are you?

Call me

I'm-The-Smurf-Who's-Gonna-

Kick-Your-Big-Giant-Butt Smurf!

[screams, grunts]

Uh, The Smurf-Who's-Gonna-Kick-

Your-Big-Giant-Butt Smurf?

I don't know, I think it's got

a bit of pizzazz.

You don't like it, do you?

[groans] I don't care

what you call yourself!

One lone Smurf can't take on

the whole evil enchilada!

That's the difference

between you and me, Razamel.

I'm not alone.

La, la, la-la-la-la

La, la, la...

Smurfette...

La, la, la-la-la-la

La, la, la-la-la

[gasps]

La, la, la-la-la-la

Sing a happy song

La, la, la-la-la-la...

Why are you singing

that dreadful song?

Because we are

the Guardianeers of Good.

And I believe you have

something of ours.

[gasps, gulps]

Whoa.

Wow.

[grunting]

[groans]

[Gargamel groans]

No!

[all gasp]

Huh?

No, stop it!

Stop this right now!

[Smurfette] Whoa!

[grunts, exclaims]

[Smurfette gasps]

Amazing.

What?

No! [grunting]

Wait. [grunts]

What are you doing?

Smurfette, I command you

to help me at once!

You're an evil wizard

and always will be!

Not true. Who I am is up to me.

I decide.

I am a Smurf.

We may be small,

we may be adorable,

but don't mistake

our kindness for weakness.

Because kindness always wins.

Unite in Smurfitude!

[Razamel gasps]

No! My books!

They're not evil anymore!

[laughs]

Cha-cha-cha!

Cha-cha-cha!

Ooh! That's good.

[Turtle screaming]

Oh. Hey, everybody.

Oh, I hate you.

I know.

[grunts]

Thank you, No Name.

I mean... what did you

call yourself again?

I'm-The-Smurf-Who's-Gonna-Kick-

Your-Big-Giant-Butt Smurf.

You're right. Terrible.

I can beat that. [chuckles]

Wait!

What about

Kick... [bleep] ...Smurf?

[Smurfs gasp]

Uh, Kick...

[bleep]

...Smurf is definitely

inappropriate.

You're lucky Sound Effect Smurf

is here.

Sorry.

I don't know what the...

[bleep]

...I was thinking.

Hey! I said "Smurf."

[zip]

[sighs] You know, maybe

I'll stick with Magic Smurf.

It-It's got a nicer ring to it.

It's classic.

Kid... you earned your name.

Give it up for Magic Smurf!

Magic Smurf!

That makes so much sense.

[Razamel groans]

How did this happen?

You came up against

the Guardianeers of Good.

[Razamel groans]

This is for Ron.

You missed me, idiot.

Did I?

No! No!

Help me, dear brother!

I... I...

love you.

Funny how you're finally

able to say it now.

How about Azrael?

[purrs]

How do you feel about

my precious feline associate?

He has feelings, you know.

[groans]

I love you, Azrael.

[scoffs, meows]

In the immortal words of

Azrael's favorite pop crooner

and social provocateur,

Jonathan Mathis,

"too much, too little,

too late".

No! No!

You will all pay!

Well, that was quite

the successful spite mission.

I'm off.

[banging]

[Smurfs gasp, clamor]

[Worry Smurf] It's Razamel!

Did somebody say... Ron?

[Ken gasps]

[Papa chuckles]

[both] It's Ron!

Judging by the smile

on everyone's face, looks like

the Guardianeers of Good

took care of business.

These Smurfs were more

than up to the task.

And they did it their own way.

Ron! I thought

you were a goner!

Well, if by goner,

you mean I was stuck

in the tenth dimension

guarded by every variation

of vicious dragon

in every possible variation

of the universe

then you'd be right.

I was a goner.

So, what did I miss

in the last 106 years?

Well, that depends.

Are you thinking about time

in a linear fashion

or as a series of flat circles?

Uh... What?

Exactly.

What do you say we get out

of here and head back home,

where life is good and things

don't crunch our brain so much.

That sounds pretty Smurfy

to me.

["Higher Love" playing]

Ooh, baby, do you know

What I'm worth?

Ooh, heaven is a place

On Earth

[Subhi singing in Hindi]

Take you up

To a higher love

[singing in Hindi]

Take you up

To a higher love

My dear Smurfs,

we will no longer hide away

from the world.

Whenever we're called

to action,

we'll be there.

Because we're

stronger together!

[cheering]

[Subhi singing in Hindi]

Take you up

To a higher love

Higher love

I'ma bring heaven straight

to your doorstep

It's all nirvana, baby

Come and adore it

I'ma be the only one

That you're needing

I'll give you something, boy

For you to believe in

Keep it high, that vibration

Live or die, your salvation

Keep it up, up, up

Keep it up, up, up

Higher love

[upbeat music playing]

[gasps]

[screams]

Best friends

forever and ever...

Help me!

[echoing] Joel! Joel!

[chuckles]

[chuckles]

Break time's over, Joel.

We have unfinished business

with those Smurfs.

Yeah!