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01x10 - KeiKabou "KB" Holland

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "1 vs. 100". Aired: November 15, 2010 – January 11, 2011.*
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Based on the Dutch game show Eén tegen 100, the game features a single player (the "1") competing against 100 other contestants (known as "the Mob") in a trivia match.

01x10 - KeiKabou "KB" Holland

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[Music] [Applause] [Music]

hello and welcome again to one versus 100.

tonight this group of 100 exciting people came here for a single reason to beat the player and win their money

let's meet the one who will have a chance at winning one million dollars please welcome from washington dc

peek-a-boo holland [Applause]

and they're they're blowing you you're ready to attack aren't you oh oh yeah oh yeah they don't scare me they do not mob

well you're from washington dc washington dc that's i was just there i love it there oh okay it's a great great

town good for you bob

and you got your family there oh yeah yeah i'm the only one still out here you're you've been living out here for how long uh i was in the marines for

four years down in uh san diego u.s marine corps are you awesome is this the right solution i don't know that's like a popeye

[Music] i got a lot of problems anybody here with you oh yes uh

my lovely ex-girlfriend whoa did you did you did you know she was

gonna be here sometimes they show up i'm told no we're still very very good friends and you

know i trust her judgment you know hey when we go to vegas she brings me luck so hey wow

[Music] well peekaboo this game is

you're gonna win or they're gonna win

you know i'm gonna ask you and i'm gonna ask the same questions if any one of them answers wrong they're out of the

game the more of them you knock out the more money you're gonna win if you eliminate all 100 people at any

time peekaboo your winnings will jump to one million dollars

when you get this one answer wrong you will [Applause]

[Music] it is not an option you're a marine my friend raw semper fidelis

but i still got to knock you out though all right let's meet the mob you're facing tonight in addition to the seven

people who survived from the last mob we have four spelling bee champions

we also have six janitors [Applause]

number 42 i'm looking at you're moving around you we're the best you are the best you're hoping to clean up tonight

hey but anyway [Applause] number 42 what's your name sir my name

is randy well i'm glad you're here randy somebody else you're definitely to want to say hi to these next guests we have

nine hooters girls [Applause]

[Music] number 21 what's your name my name is lindsay hathaway and you work at a

hooters i do i work in san diego at the mission valley location [Applause]

are you based in san diego yeah so when you're based in san diego you have to visit the hooters oh it's it's

we have meetings it's great to see you all thank you all for coming here tonight thank you for having me and returning to the mob we have the

game show champion who beat ken jennings brad

and rutter peekaboo we've got our reigning mob champion they have answered the most questions correct

in a row we have annie duke is here we've also got rex pokinghorn

that's a perfect number for him 86 oh yeah cause he's out of here i understand

are you ready to play ready to play bob are you

ready one versus 100. you have to answer three questions

correctly before you have a chance to get out of the game everyone you eliminate on the first three questions is worth one thousand

dollars here we go if you pick up one of these at a bar which will probably be a virgin

a rob roy a shirley temple a harvey wallbanger oh

mom please answer now

okay i i don't drink you got three helps you can ask them off you talk to two people

one of them has the right answer one of them has the wrong answer you can pull them off you get more information about a specific answer or you can trust the

mob and then you will be committed to the mob's most popular answer um

i i don't want to be bothered with the mob all right i i know a wall banger that

can't possibly be a virgin i mean a wall banger come on i'm going to go cause

shirley tube was a little actress another one so i'm thinking she'd be like the virgin so

let's go i'ma [Applause] [Music]

this question just feels wrong all right let's see if you're right correct answer is

[Applause]

[Music]

you just won three thousand dollars found it needs everybody to eliminate is worth one thousand dollars it's one

versus ninety-seven peek-a-boo who would most likely be

cured on the tv series house a baby with rabies

a deceased priest of beaver with fever 97 mob members please answer now

all right do you ever watch the show house you know what i've seen it a couple times and the only time i think i've seen him he was stabbing somebody

with a needle like the size of you know my foot but he saved a person's life so we

know he's not a veterinarian which is a beaver and you can't cure somebody that's dead

so it's not b so i'm pretty sure it's a baby with rabies i'm gonna go with eight

he says it's a the correct answer is [Music] [Applause]

let's find out how many got it wrong for one thousand dollars each person eliminated [Applause]

[Music] [Applause]

number 86 has been 86 just like peekaboo said what did i say don't tell me you thought

a beaver had a fever dude i just that will teach me to not watch

that show i've never seen it before well i'm sorry that you're out but he psyched you i guess

you eliminated a mob champion congratulations you've got a good winning streak going

we'll find out what happens right after this

[Applause]

you have knocked out 25 members of the mob that's right what do you do for a living i do tech support for a website

and you enjoy your work oh i love it it's great but this would be like an added oh yeah christmas bonus this would definitely be

a nice christmas bonus oh yes what would you do with the money there's a few things i have to do

with the money uh first i can't tell the age but my mom is she wants a huge birthday party like all

her friends from all of her life and i really want to be able to throw that for you know back home in washington dc so

it would be really nice well i hope uh you get to do that you get to throw a big party and i would

like to be invited with the janitors and the hooters girls so we have a cross-section of life

are you ready to keep going i'm ready to keep going all right it's one versus 75.

everybody now is worth 1 000. all right man

what is featured on the logo for elmer's glue a mascot with an earring

a mascot with a nose ring a mascot with a tongue ring 75 remaining mob members please answer

now

do a lot of projects as a kid nope

uh you got three helps yeah i'm gonna need help you can ask the mob you can pull the mob

or you can trust the mom okay uh

i think i'm gonna trust the mob you're gonna trust the mob

you automatically lock into the most popular answer chosen by the mob on this question okay yep let's find out what

the most popular answer from the mob is

nose ring okay [Music]

well that's good if they were if that's right good enough for that right that's good hey let's find out if

that is correct or not the correct answer is

[Applause] [Music]

let's find out how many of them got it wrong for a thousand dollars for each incorrect answer

[Music] [Applause]

now this is your first chance to get out this is up to you you've used up one of your helps

you have knocked out 50 one of these people you're more than halfway

to a million dollars however

you have 51 000 right now you can take that with you right now

you could give that money to your mom for the party do you want the money

or do you want the money [Applause]

bring on the mob

this one versus 49. everybody

is worth 2 000 you must answer the next two correctly before you have another chance to get

out next question if you had a nickel for every dime that's in a dollar how much money would

you have 20 cents 50 cents

a hundred cents 49 mob members please answer now

all right a nickel for every dollar okay you know what y'all everybody be mad but

i'm going walk this out this 10 dimes in a dollar all right

10 nickels so that's 10 times 5

that's 50 cents [Applause]

[Music]

let's see if he's right the correct answer is

[Music] all right let's see how many got it

wrong for two thousand dollars each incorrect answer [Applause] oh

two thousand dollars just another

hold on a second everybody we need a moment of silence i think we all feel the same pain right now

we've lost all the hooters girls science number 22 what is your name uh canvas

now what what happened wha what were you thinking on this i'm not really good at math but you are uh

but you are a hooters girl so you do the computer does everything you won't really have to do anything i

just worry about the tip well i wish you all the best in your in hooterville thanks

all right you got 41 people left

peekaboo is gonna have to answer another question before he has a chance to get out let's see what happens when we come

back [Music] [Applause]

you knocked out more than half the mob peekaboo we've lost some hooters girls

we've lost them all but we've got three janitors left we got three janitors

randy is number 42 number 43 what's your name sir rodney randy and rodney yeah

tweedledum and tweedledee wow you are so taking them all

i have a job for you when this is all done don't worry about that you will yeah all right well you're gonna have to answer one more question

before you can get out now everybody you eliminated now is gonna be worth two thousand dollars it's one versus 41.

how much gas is needed to drive the course of the boston marathon in a hummer

more than one gallon less than one gallon exactly one gallon 41 mob members please

answer now

all right okay i know a marathon is like 26 something miles

i have a big truck and i know you don't get anything in the 20s per gallon

so it's not one gallon it's definitely not less than one gallon it's a hummer

hybrid which they don't make so i'm gonna say it's more than one gallon egg

[Applause] [Music] is

[Applause]

83 000.

what's going through your mind right now i got 34 i got that's a lot of money but

it's a lot of money but this do you want the money what do you want them

[Applause] you have two helps left

[Applause]

[Music] now after this you can get out after

every question okay all right let's go everybody your eliminator is worth three thousand dollars

what is the stage name of matthew miller the popular orthodox jewish reggae rap

star lotus yahoo black shabbos

vanilla iceberg 33 mob members please answer now [Music]

have you seen this guy no clue i have no clue oh you have two helps left

okay i'm definitely gonna need help

i'm gonna need help you can ask the mob or you can pull the mom ask the mob we

pick two people randomly one has the correct answer one has the incorrect answer or you can pull them up

you can pick one of those three we'll find out how many people chose that you could talk to any one of them

uh let's um go to pole the mob

and i want to know more about answer

a all right how many people chose a

26 of the 33 chose a 26 of the 33 who would you like to speak

to uh i like 99. all right what's your name my

name is chris langen now let me ask you why did you choose a i pretty much kind of was guessing b that b and c kind of

threw those two out and went with option a all right well thank you very much for your help

it's kind of you kind of guessed but you do have one help left if you

wanted to move to that you could ask the mom no no no no i thought mata said was uh something japanese but

you thought it was a sushi bar yeah i'm gonna go with uh today you're going with a i'm gonna go with n

[Music] you're risking it all if you're wrong it's 83 000 at risk

yeah all right you went ahead and you said mates yahoo you agreed with a man who wasn't sure at

all that's right but 26 out of the 33 did agree let's see what the correct answer is

[Applause]

[Music]

[Applause] we lost so many people number 36

that is the man who beat ken jennings on jeopardy right

there oh i've never heard of that guy bob i've

seen him he's really good well i'll have to check him out next time he's around well you'll have some time because we're

saying goodbye to you but you had a you've had a great run i look forward to seeing you again man thank you

what are you thinking right now you feeling confident you know what with that right there my confidence got a

little boosted i don't know i don't know peekaboo has a hundred and four thousand dollars he's trying to

make it to a million but there's still 26 mob members waiting to take it

let's see what happens when we come back

doing really well you've knocked out almost three quarters of the mob

you've got a hundred and four thousand dollars right now you're an ex-marine your ex-girlfriend's

here it's all perfect you're at a hundred and four thousand dollars peekaboo do you want the money

or do you want the mob the next question each person is worth 4

000 got one health left [Applause]

i came here for the money bring on the mom [Applause]

everybody who eliminate now is worth 4 000 per incorrect answer okay

here we go which multimillionaire has had the most formal education

lebron james dakota fanning donald trump

26 remaining mob members answer now please [Music]

all right what are you thinking man dakota fan and ain't even in high school

yet all lebron james did do was high school so i'm assuming donald trump

had to at least complete a couple years of college

i'm gonna go with c [Music] [Applause] [Music]

you're risking 104 000 if you're wrong dakota fanning we're assuming is a

multi-millionaire lebron james you said donald trump

i'm still hooked on dakota fanning is possibly a multi-millionaire

you guessed donald trump let's see what the correct answer is

you're right man man oh congratulations let's see how many people got it wrong at four thousand

dollars please somebody [Applause]

you're up to 128 000 right now

hold on a second brandon number 42 man oh i don't know i you know i i thought

it was the football player i really thought it was he's basketball that football it was a sport that's all i get

sorry we'll have to say goodbye to you now but your buddy's gonna hang thank you man well

you are 20 people away from one million dollars

how do you feel [Applause]

128 000 is a lot of money you could walk away with that right now do you want the money or do you want the

mob [Applause]

20 people away from a million or you can walk out of here with 128 grand

i got a help left bring on the mop

[Applause]

you are a carpet salesman sent to completely cover the earth deserts on

which would you make the most money the biggest one in africa

the biggest one in asia the biggest one in north america

20 mob members please answer now

[Music] all right you have one help left what do you think

well i remember this movie called sahara

i think sahara's in africa and they said something like that's the largest desert in the

you know where you get lost and die and go in any direction and your compass won't work i'm gonna rent that tonight

you know what you have one help lev no i'm not gonna use it you're not no

the biggest in africa [Applause] [Music]

[Applause] [Music] [Applause] you just risked it all

[Music] if you risked 128 000 on this let's find

out if you're right oh oh

peekaboo why are you feeling upset because now i'm thinking that thing is someplace else

like asia's like big so it could like be over here on the left and southern part which is close to

africa why i thought it was africa anywhere and north america don't have that big of a desert palm springs palm

springs and asia's huge but i don't really think that's a desert climate isn't it cold

you've locked in your answer yes i hope you're right and we're gonna find out if you are

right after this [Applause] [Music]

[Applause] [Music]

has knocked out 80 mob members you had one help left

but you locked in your answer it's locked in the question was you are a carpet salesman sent to completely cover

the earth deserts on which would you make the most money and you locked in the biggest one in africa

and you've been doubting yourself yeah my geography's off

hey you know i didn't read i'm a marine but i didn't go to africa

all right all i did was go to mexico if you're wrong right now peekaboo

128 000 is gonna go to the mob

but if if you're right i think there's a chance you're right there's a chance

i don't know how much but i just i felt something maybe because i'm african-american listen

i don't know let's see if we're right you locked in on the biggest one in africa

the correct answer is

oh [Applause]

20 people better be gone because i can't take much more this

let's see how many people got it wrong at five thousand dollars for each incorrect answer

eight people got it wrong that's five grand each that's 40 000

more dollars brings your total up to 168 thousand dollars

you knocked out the last janitor number 43 i'll miss you i said i'm stupid

how you doing how you think i'm doing you didn't just see me almost pass out

you've got one help left you've knocked out 88 people you are 12 people away from 1 million

[Applause]

got andy duke right here any duke poker player yeah i wasn't sure between amd's come come cause i'm obviously getting

stupider you should come to the box she's gotten 32 questions right that's a lot of questions

you are so close you are 12 people away and you have one help left

do you want the money or do you want the

mop left 168 grand

[Applause]

bring on the [Applause]

map versus 12. every person you eliminate now is worth

6 000 okay you touch your grandma's elbow and feel

a spark what do you have an excess buildup on

besides shame is it protons

neutrons or electrons

12 mob members please answer now

don't have to use my last help [Applause] you're gonna ask your mom

all right we're gonna randomly choose two of those 12 mob members one of them has the right answer one of them has the

wrong answer you're gonna get to speak to both of them all right and then make your decision

from what you think okay here we go let's find out who those two people are that has been selected randomly number

39 yes how are you i'm fine what is your name sid sid how are you in uh in science and

math science is not really my great strong point but i'm good in men and uh which of these three did you

select sir well i selected c electrons and it was sort of a guess on my part i i was

really leaning towards protons but then i changed it at the very last minute thank you sid

number 70. what is your name sir my name is rick nice to meet you rick and what do you do

for a living um a manager at a furniture store at a furniture store yes which did you choose i choose b you chose b

neutrons and why is that um because uh the nerves feel electricity catching your arm i thought that was the right

one okay so we have chosen two one of them is right and one of them is

wrong and we know now that it is not a you have two to choose from here

you have b neutrons or c electrons

they both sounded a little bit like a guess it depends on i guess which one of the dudes you like better

this guy he's trying too hard to act as if he doesn't know the answer

you're saying he's hit he's making sid he's making faces he's like oh i'm not too good you think he's playing mind

games yeah yeah yeah yeah and then me i thought it was between protons and electrons i wasn't even thinking about

neutrons so that's why i'm gonna go with 39

and electrons because it's electric shock i guess so you know shock static shock electric

shock so i mean but then again

i don't know now 70 is looking kind of confident over there all right peek-a-boo you're gonna have

to make a choice you know it's not a you can choose between b neutrons or c

electrons peekaboo 168 000

depends on this cancer [Music]

i'm gonna see [Music] [Applause]

[Music] [Applause]

yeah my mama still love me you know i'll be all right

you know it's been a great game for you so far yeah why you saying like it's over

i'm in the moment [Applause] 168 000 at risk don't you like this man

let's find out if you're right sir you chose c electrons

the correct answer is

why y'all take some oh

[Music] [Applause]

yes

you just got that right we're gonna find out how many of them you have knocked out and how much money you have won

right after this [Music]

[Applause]

thank you for watching he's kicked out 88 mob members

there are 12 remaining mob members right now but that could change because on the last

question you touch your grandma's elbow and feel a spark what do you have an excess buildup of besides shame and you said

electrons and you were correct sir now let's find out how many people got

that wrong for six thousand dollars for each incorrect answer

it was who we knew number 70 rick i hit b by accident i

already knew it and then when he asked me i tried to hold that kind of not what you said before but i'm glad you're here

and thank you thank you very much that was wrong with me that's one person at six thousand dollars you just won an

extra six thousand your total right now is 174

000. you are 11 people away from one million dollars the

only way they win is if you lose you know that what would you do with a million dollars

a million oh go back to school you know maybe not work as much i got a couple jobs now so

i'll be able to do a few things now you can walk away right now with 174 thousand

million dollars do you want the money if you want the mob geekery

i really you know you know i'm a gambling man

you have no helps left but you are but i really didn't even need them the last two times that's what

i'm uh [Applause]

you know what i want the money for my mama

yes but mama ain't raised no food so i'm gonna take the money

now just for shiggles i'm going to patent that let's see what

the next question would have oh of course let's see what would have happened if we would have gone on

which airline trades on the new york stock exchange using the symbol luv

is it lufthansa northwest

or southwest people of the mob put in your answer now

now the pressure's off you got 174 thousand dollars but we're

we're gonna see what they did and we're gonna find out what you would have done i would i would think that because it's

luv why would you go well i mean it just seems too obvious and too easy to just go pick left answers you know i know

northwest and southwest are airlines but i would go with theme southwest you would have said c c yeah southwest

i mean i'm probably wrong okay just for fun peekaboo let's find out what the correct answer was

[Music] [Applause]

and just for fun let's find out how many mob members would have gotten that wrong for seven thousand dollars each

incorrect [Applause] four answer

at 7 000 would have given you another 28 000. you would have won 202

000 but you did not because you walked out of here with 174 thousand dollars

you my friend 174 thousand dollars your girlfriend is here your ex-girlfriends

do you think maybe sort of 174 thousand dollars jesse might be reconsidering real soon

congratulations all the best to your mom oh thank you all the best thank you

go salute the mother you defeated

he just walked away with 174 000 made his mom proud

11 mob members remaining back to face our next player we'll see who it is

[Applause] [Music]

congratulations to tonight's ten thousand dollar you versus 100 winner

[Music] [Applause]

[Music] [Applause]