03x01 - Devil's Island

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in the movies the heart

I ever do you some of the guy on the bandage in my

I might fall from the tall building

cause pearl even knows except to start

I've never spent much time in school but I totally it is plenty it's true my body

I've gotten burned over Cheryl Tiegs blow up for a future but when Wanda

man jumper bridge or cars and from a

Eastwood was so fun

each one of you has to plug in the middle of the battery charge and it's got to be done fast now cold here has to

use the stun machine while still in freefall and if he falls below 1,500 feet he may be in trouble so keep your eye on your

altimeter cold

open rear hatch were on jump run

you

we're running out about to hurry up

is complete you

okay that's it let's break off

all right answer cause what happened

cold hey there's nothing wrong with coke that wasn't in the script that's cold

you

now what are you dreaming about well I was dreaming about a boat big Marlin Sun

and a lot of cool to be failed to mention women mom how you know how tired I am oh hey don't you ever knock

I hate rejection good ask me to go anywhere I only got a month before they

need me on that picture I just want to show you something Mary Connors so so she's touring Mexico

it's up there that's but bad for me she skipped out on bail and I've got a bundle riding on her Terry Mexico is like a big country

unless I know that but I know exactly where she is so your car broke down and the mechanic had to send up for a new

engine and so I managed to trace the order yeah well how's that song go I guess my bag got I read there's a Shh that's

William Farrell he was accused of misappropriating Millions and that guy there is his right-hand man and all-around thug Fred dole now Mary was

arrested as an accessory to the swindle she was his fiancee the government wanted her to stand witness against him

did she uh no she didn't get the chance she yeah took off that's where you came

in no that's where you come in huh fat chance there's no way you'll talk Colton to go

into Mexico after some girl I couldn't figure it out at first I

think I finally understand yeah what's that kid well why you decided to go after Mary Connors there must have been

something in her picture that struck a chord touched something deep deep in your psyche like everybody that sees

[ __ ] Spacek wants to take care of her right or goldie hawn be your pal or Jane Fonda go out March you read all that

into me called you know I study psychology at both Columbia and Fordham this is a classic case the Laura complex

a fantasy about somebody you've never even met it's actually a very common syndrome like love at first sight or

obsessive behavior over an object I like words let's hear how they sound of music

today I go again I guess I'm just an incurable romantic

well don't worry kid you'll get cured more venom

hey Cole look at that beautiful water swim it should feel good right now

this is what I had in mind I have to do kid I have to get the point they before Mary Connors leave she cold I've never

seen you so dedicated before

cuz you pay

just you what a fabulous island is flat del Diablo Devil's Island just not to

hospitals you'd better believe

hey Jeremy rocky over sayyeda miss

Connors and reduce myself Yomi it is my business to know

everything about this province even when I'm away I'm Colonel Hector Garcia well

Joker stuff may I join you sure sounds to me as though you're

exactly the person I need to speak with do you happen to know that the mechanic over at the garage oh oh I should he's

gonna marry my sister well then perhaps you could tell me if you think he'll finish my car before the head may I ask

where you're headed no place in particular I'm a gypsy mm maybe you

would like for me to tell you your future ICC Zhu Li si ma what kind of

champagne will an order for us tonight huh well it says right here that you

will be having Dom Perignon oh look it says right here I will be long where no

actually Colonel I am just a tourist and I'm kind of you're taking in the Mexican natural sights can you tell me about the

island the beautiful island you have on your face a beautiful island huh be

grateful you don't know anything about it is it prison for the scum

fugitives criminals enemies of the state you know it is impossible to scape from

it and have pride now remind me to stay friendly oh it

will be my pleasure they be almost bearable

there's Mary's robe

you

cold clear she's out here

don't know about you but that's the most beautiful most serene looking woman I think I've ever seen I wonder how serene

she'll be when she finds out why we're here I figured on taking her back extradition there's no time for that to take them

off that put us past the bail deadline what do we wait what's what's the approach maybe approach old you have to

understand that the highly sophisticated woman in there men go after her all the time we have to come up with something

totally unique you know open up with a real zinger zinc yeah maybe we throw her off guard

you gotta give this one a whirl how to do after that will save you from backup

Colt Seavers what are you doing here looking for you oh this is Howie Munson

Mary Conners how do you do all right Joe sit down sit down have a drink of hate how he likes to drink alone okay

may I do how many years has it been

oh don't go thinking that out you know how I am cuz we should have stayed in

touch yeah well I never forgot you the girls first romantic right I think

about how many times I lost my voice hearing via those football nation's I'll

add you a little puppy dog it definitely wasn't mutual at first high school

anyway you took off in your hot rod seek your

fortune in Hollywood do you ever find it yeah uh Hollywood too just right next to

Los Angeles thank you for remember miss Patterson literature huh

keep your fortune in yourself that can

be pretty barren territories and us but are you sure this woman is miss

Connors I'm uh I'm willing to bet

$25,000 all you have to do is keep her here for

at least a month that way it'll be too late for her to testify against my employer oh yes but on what charges

she's wanted in the state's it would easily take a month before they decide

an extradition longer all rides

motorcycles trucks have you ever driven a real car sure yes lots of times in pictures in

pictures the movie where's that man when you're still brawling and fighting like

you did in high school just not as well Cole listen I don't know what your plans are but yeah do you think I could stick

around till I get my car fixed seems to be a local army colonel around here that's after me buddy and so he's a

little low hey I've got a great idea why don't you and Colt take the truck to Leon it's in the next province it'll be

away from the colonel I'll wait until your car is fixed and I'll follow I'll catch up later will it'll be wonderful oh great thanks I'm get my bag okay

she learned to mind your own business well no matter how you feel about it you

still have a job to do not necessarily but I know you're having second thoughts

I don't blame you you must feel like a real heel having to take her in especially since she thinks the world of

you yeah you're not helping at all we have to look at the bigger picture this really is for her own good I mean she

can't be a fugitive for the rest of her life at least this way you can protect her from Pharaoh until she has a chance to finish testify no you're giving me a

headache but I almost feel like I'm 16 again

seeing you and you know something coke you were such a hunk in high school that

all the girls were crazy about you and it used to bother me so much you so

badly with the boys either Wow but I have to I have to admit you never

did get conceited well that's why I liked you so much it always a good sport

just well Finn seem to have changed much I seem to be helping me out again and I

seem to be also rattling on and on and on what are you doing tell me about you what are you doing here in Mexico like I

told you I came here after you where's that we're - I wish it worked I

understand I work for a bail bonds company so

you came here after me can you take me back hey Mary

your burst victim

I still can't believe I can't believe it you know Colt you were not only somebody that I that I cared about but somebody

that I looked up to I respected you and I trusted you I guess it's a long way from high school huh well it's not that

far I mean you still jump to conclusions you could have told me that you were a bounty hunter after me you didn't have

to go around letting me think that you were as happy to see me as I was to see you well it was true you your touch will

repay in one hour and you leave right then I'll report that what about marry

miss Connors I'm sorry but as a fugitive

from the American justice you see it is my duty to keep you here until I can

work out your extradition that'll take a month I have to stay in this place all that time of course not you see

can't get away scholars I've can be so

comfortable for you

all right you made a decision yeah committed a federal offense I

hereby sentence you to one year on Devil's Island she has a right to trial

this is a military province and I am in total authority - oh it easy we have a

worse problem than Garcia what dole Ferris man I saw him given orders to

Garcia before he took a shot

which by that it's just exactly like you thought the island is a hellhole

impregnable and totally escape and we'll see you're still gonna try and figure

out of it she'll never survive a year in heaven Colter do you think maybe you should

just go away and forget you ever saw her tried that once good word have you got a

plan fins on you well yeah that's all it is

and you don't have any problems look I know that deep down inside you still

don't think that I'm ready for much responsibility for a leadership position I know that good I want you to listen

carefully I'm going back to LA sigh it was fast I'm gonna come back with a group we're using on the connection where did it Hey

Devil's Island why not the planes just sitting there on the set you don't stop me and they always like action in their own salary

we've had this thing pulled off and be back for the last shot of the picture you're the boss well not necessarily a

this time you're concerned what do you mean well you got to be the one to go in first locate Mary ever ready to go we

show up good you decide you don't want to do it I won't over to guess you why

would I want to do it cuz it's damn dangerous how do I get on the island you

get arrested arrested right how's that could that be are you good buddy for

another lap please please don't tell my

superior I am on probation they will dismiss me if I have a fight with an American I have six children at home I

was finally Cheveley I have no money actually they're hungry they were

started by him dismissed please you cannot do this to me yeah I'm sorry I don't want you to get into any kind of trouble just take it easy

I won't tell anybody thank you you have saved my life yeah well go back to more milk going

home

what's the matter now you play Shawn

cold lair you're supposed to be arrested I know I tried go get a soldier I did break up

the bar it's in a shambles what do you mean you can't get arrested Hey look what you did to the fender

it was scratched already no was it

what's going on here I think oh look look what he's done to me on the day of my marriage my nose is

a melon my sister would be absolutely furious mister you are under arrest

no way you can't arrest me for the hell Howie it wasn't my fault Howie he spreads

defender it wasn't my heart what you arrested

there was item now

Jody you'll start the whole ballgame off by distracting soldiers try to get him over here wouldn't it be more of a

distraction if she wasn't in the chopper good idea I'll try to get in the women's section

to get to Halle and Mary here George and quilt will jump the fence with their bikes and we'll all ride back to the

chopper I'm gonna leave the backup escape over here in case any of us can't make it back to the chopper any questions just one aren't we

invading a friendly country now it's a military province steeped in graft and corruption the government's ready to

step in but we can't wait that long just member one thing we're using phony b*ll*ts and expl*sives they're using the

real thing anybody doesn't want to go along now's the time to speak up I'll understand and miss a free trip to sunny

Mexico we're all that guys are dumber than I thought

of course you know that you're being a total fool you could be on my field now

join the sunset champagne caviar I like it in here

actually that massa by the time I finish you you'll beg me

to take you off this island under any conditions

Shh

meow old friend are you doing here I rested a week ago I

took me this long to find you I understand Cole's got a plan hasn't he

done enough already of all the ungrateful people you know he only did what he did to help you he was

trying to protect you if you hadn't fought with us in the truck none of this what happened what's he gonna do he's

put together a small army of the best stuntmen in Hollywood they're gonna come in here and they're gonna bust us out oh

you let Cole worry about that okay when it's on its way he and I work out all

the details before I got here how have

you thought about what that means if if if if if he fails yeah we're gonna be in

here for a long time

call yeah but if Johnny doesn't do her thing we're sitting ducks

July

that's a different one short pasta

a little tomato tab is along go

you

you all right yeah you coulda helped where's Mary she's with Garcia that way probably in his

office

get into the chopper I'll get married you won't have much time if I sh**t on the plan without us

I'm gonna have to have some help getting into Garcia's headquarters from Mary you got it tell me come on down for me so I

can drop in on the girl

here we go

hey Andy

oh it's a flare

we'll send the others off what's gonna happen to us then where we gotta leave

Colton Mary behind we can't we have to hold orders

Hey want to take a ride sure I'd love to take a ride this water bike I brought it along as a

backup it'll carry pocos come on give me a hand Oh what help

I'm trying why

okay you ready no kidding no not to century right if you're an eagle come on

I did it once a butch Gaston to Sundance Kid see I was Redford take another look I'm not doing oh come on just yell all the way down why I

don't know what's what we did last time

some guy called

Oh

get a water bike waiting for us on the cliff why couldn't you have a Jeep waiting for us on the shore it wouldn't

fit in the plane this is helicopter took my problem it missed the barrel of giddy

with orders yes sir he did we're at your disposal mr. Dold good looking for a man and woman somewhere

between us what what bars we know we'll find them a girl

looking for us he isn't given up

taking me back right you have to see

what I see breathing come on for old times sake

risk come on I am what are you boy

next town's only a few minutes down I'll see if I can do some shopping for the stores Oh chicken Oh see if I can find

me some barrettes

I took care of that job

you're not peeking are you no no no you're safe I couldn't mix up your let's do

honourable for that what happened then after modeling in New York well then I

met William Farrow he was the prince charming every girl dreams oh he was handsome and rich and dashing hand

devoted unfortunately only to money he seemed to keep score on how his life was doing by his acquisitions I'm afraid I

was one of them were you gonna witness against him no sir return for your

loyalty tried to k*ll you well I don't think you can trust anything that doesn't have a pluribus unum printed on it hey voila I don't know

well maybe I should do all your shopping think so and every little thing fits I might add

how'd you pay for this stuff uh credit credit well I left I will use Colt do

you think that the past has ever really did I like Thomas Wolfe said he can't go

home again what's called CBC

get out mr. doe we found them work you want us

to hover or handle the situation yes yes sir

come on we gotta get out

well it depends on frenzy me

all right he's trying to k*ll us

I have to get steady enough I'm gonna get off one good shot that guy's good he

knows what we're trying to do changing directions on

take this back

I'm populated the border about five kilometres behind you water's coming up

fast all I need is one good shot I'll bring you lay low behind let me get harder for of the Dodgers

what are you trying to do stay alive p*nis away from rich man hard to do

what the Congress said to the Mongoose ain't no cult yeah but all games have

got bro I seem to be compulsive about wagging them

and much time left 164 is over don't worry they will let me down what's

happening out there don't worry mr. Dahle we're making our final run

and you called danger makes life more exciting doesn't

it I think we're a lot alike believe over this physical danger and I just

take emotional chances you're not very talkative you wouldn't like but I gotta say try me

again

we can't miss that's what a guy hanging over that hill we make it well the question is can they

well sure make a dash for it we're awful close not close enough well then you're

the quarterback last play of the game call it well and we go for the b*mb

where's Seavers maybe he deserted her it must be a trick who cares we got the

g*ns and the girl drive over

well how flattering makes a girl feel good to know she so wanted where's your friend Mary my friend he took off

this trick has been so terrible on me I can look at this just look at this I've got sand flea bites all over me just

look at this they're all over my stomach they're all the way down in front think of it blue down here is just off it's

just all right Carol we're not gonna have long to talk dinner I want to take

care of the bites on the lady stomach right away we have nothing to talk about I was gonna suggest colonel is that you

might like to go across the border with us he why well after what happened on

Devil's Island I think you might be and even a little more Chavo the federales he would never have happened he hadn't

talked me into arresting that woman talked you into it [ __ ] you you mean are you accusing the good colonel here of

accepting a bribe you're damn right I am well that's a real serious charge now that could mean Devil's Island for him

if that could be proved on the other hand it could be Devil's Island for the one who falsely accused it now that

could be proved real easy how me I'm an impartial witness I saw you refused a bribe from this man

oh listen here write it out here

then going peace I'll take care of the rest now listen you can't uh no k*lling in

that island well there's only one way to avoid it right out of complete and detailed account of Farrell's dealings

he'd k*ll me well the government wouldn't let that happen to their star witness look seems maybe weekend let's make a

deal I just did now you take your choice me and San Quentin or the colonel in

Devil's Island you

you know for a stuntman your dialogue was pretty convincing yeah you know

maybe it's time I took a look at those flea bites oh you're pretty brave when there's no one around

cold I was afraid you were gonna show up for the last shot in the picture oh you know I've never missed a stunt yeah well after two weeks we were

beginning to give up hope you know how it isn't me talking over old times yeah I know that is in fact that reminds me

of a time that I was in Wyoming with Cole and we got stuck in a snowed that's not the old times we met I guess I'm

gonna be off now where to Oklahoma what for my teaching credentials well they've

been gathering dust long enough I think well that's so far away yes too bad you're not gonna be around anymore is it

yeah we all have to stumble to the sound of our own drummer I thank you thank you

you know it's been a long time since high school but you still throw the best

pass I have neighbors

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