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03x04 - Postman Pat and the Great Greendale Race

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Postman Pat". Aired: 16 September 1981 – 27 September 1982.*
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Each episode follows the adventures of Patrick Clifton, a friendly country postman, and his black and white cat Jess, as he delivers the post through the valley of Greendale.

03x04 - Postman Pat and the Great Greendale Race

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[Music]

Postman Pat Postman Pat Postman Pat and

his black and white

cat early in the morning just his day is

daing he picks up all the post bags in

his

van Postman Pat Postman Pat Postman Pat

and his black and white cat

all the birds are singing and the day is

just beginning and feels he's a really

happy

man everybody knows his bright red f all

his friends will smile as he wa to greet

them

maybe you can never be sure they'll be

knock ring letters through your

Postman Pat Postman Pat Postman Pat and

his black and white

cat all the birds are singing and the

day is just beginning Pat feels he's a

really happy

man Pat feels he's a really happy

man Pat feels he's a really happy man

[Music]

there we are the 10:30 collection bang

on

time what A Grand Day

Jess there's nothing like a nice

peaceful day in the

country H you back good morning

AJ Goodness Me AJ can certainly move on

that motorbike of his imagine how

quickly I'd get my round done if I went

like

[Music]

that glad I caught you Al your seed

catalogs

arrived

Champion just in time too there's some

winter wheat I'm thinking of ordering

I was just saying to Jess what a lovely

peaceful day it morning

morning by gum Ted certainly tears

around in that Lorry of his blink and

you'd miss him Ted's a busy man a Lori

might be fast Pat but not half as good

as my old tractor hope through more

tractor will never let you

down I've been me need to do something

about that now you mention it Al I

wouldn't swap my trusty Old Post van for

anything H wait a minute I've just had

an idea why don't we have a race around

the village then we'd see whose vehicle

was the best what do you say Al count me

in

butat and so we're going to have a race

Julian says AJ is sure to win on his

motorbike but Pat being a good driver is

more than just going fast drivers have

to use their heads as well as their

accelerators that's very true so why

didn't you have some tests along the way

to find out who knows the rules of the

road that's a great idea I'll get all

the children to help we'll invent

questions and the drivers will have to

stop and answer them along the way then

we'll see who really is the best driver

hey this is going to be quite an

event ladies Gent gentlemen and children

welcome to the great Greendale race our

contestants are Alf

Thompson Pat and

Jess aie

Baines Ted

Glenn and PC

Selby I hope my dad wins on that he

doesn't stand a chance against my dad's

motorbike

Ready Set

go and they're off a takes an early lead

with Out close behind him then comes Pat

and oh dear where BC

Selby one should never ride a vehicle

unless it's in a roadworthy condition oh

dad

hurry come on now how are we supposed to

catch up with a when we can't get past

your tractor sorry Ted there's not I can

do about it there now I'm ready to

proceed see you later Lucy go dad go and

PC Selby joins the race but yes it looks

like a is already at the first test

stop oh well done a you're in the lead

now for this test the children have made

up some RW signs you have to tell us

what they

mean what's this one a ah now I know all

these that one means keep

left that looks like dunnel ahead what

about the one with the car I made that

you done a champion job how long did

that take you now then AJ if you chatter

with my bill you lose all your lead in

the race oh dear so I will sorry Bill

that sign of of yours means slippery

Road and the last one means look out for

the Falling Rocks well done

AJ here come the others see you later

[Music]

[Music]

this is hard

work oh heck there's supposed to be a

signpost showing us the way h

I think we'd better take this road

elf N I think that's wrong I'm going

this

[Applause]

[Music]

way well that road led to nothing but a

rubish fish dump I ended up at a lake I

think we both took the wrong

turning well it has to be this road then

come on Al there's no time to

[Applause]

[Music]

[Applause]

lose what's happening Mr Pringle what

can you see well a is in the

Le oh sorry AIA is in the lead I've just

spotted him up on Garner Bridge hooray

my dad's in the lead

then it's Ted with Pat and Al close

behind you left out my

dad ah there he is Lucy just coming up

the first test my dad's

[Music]

last come on Mr Glenn we're waiting to

give you the second test hello you two

how am I doing second place now this is

the test Mr GL

we are traffic lights you look more like

the twins to me we're playing at traffic

lights when we hold up a colored bar you

have to say what that color means on a

traffic light now this is a good game go

on then green green means go red red

means stop orange oh now that's still

means stop gaty but you can expect the

lights to change any minute hooray you

got got it right Mr Glenn here let me

have a look at those

ba*ls I used to be a bit of a juggler

you know watch

this how's that then look at that whoopy

there we go I've still got the old magic

you know

oops I've lost one of the traffic lights

in that old Bramble Bush I'm going I'll

get it back in a

jiffy ouch

[Music]

now then what's going on here Ted a

prick me thumb on that Bramble Bush very

tricky characters Bramble bushes

approach with caution if you take your

test now PC Selby you won't be last

anymore never mind me I'll be ready to

carry on the race when I've got these

prickles

out well then let's have

[Music]

it well I see to have left Pat behind

somewhere so I must be doing well not

bad for an old

tractor oh dear Daisy got lost of

you we can't have you wandering all over

the road can we come on I'd better get

you back in your field Sho Sho Sho come

on this way come on sh**t

[Music]

oh hello Al what's going on I'm just

putting these sheep back where they

belong somebody left the gate open by

mistake never mind me Pat you go on and

try and Cat A J right o elf see you

later bye

Pat and the exciting news is that Pat

has now moved up into second place I can

just see his van winding it way down by

intake Farm hooray come on P come on dad

you can do

it hello Dr Gilbertson I expect you've

got a test for me yes Pat a driver must

have good eyesight now Sarah has painted

a picture for you to look at and you

must tell her what it is oh sounds easy

to me except that I all the way over

here M yes well uh uh it looks a bit

like a a teddy bear no it might be a dog

I suppose look hard

[Music]

Pat all right Jess I'll get it in a

minute um hang on it's

Jess well done Pat lovely picture Sarah

can we put it up in the post office when

this is over course you can Pat come on

Jess no time to

lose good

La now don't get too excited Jess AJ is

probably miles ahead of us by now on

that super motorbike of

his hold on a minute what's this

oh aie what's up I've run out our petrol

oh dear I should have filled her up

before the race but I thought I had

enough we're near the winning line now

you know oh yes I know go on Pat round

that corner and you won the race do you

know what I reckon I've got a can of

Petrol in the back of my van have you

it's in there somewhere I'll uh I'll

take a look but bad the race I'll have

you up and running in a jiffy now then

where's that

can oh

dear it's PC s

afternoon all What's Happening Here Pat

AJ's run out of fuel and Pat's stopped

to help me don't worry about us Arthur

you carry on if you're sure Pat I'll be

on me

[Music]

way

yes and PC Selby wins I knew my dad

could do

it Al is second T third here is AJ in

fourth place and last of all it's

[Applause]

p and now the Reverend Tims will present

the first Greendale cup to the winner

come on up PC

Selby congratulations I'm delighted that

oldfashioned Pedal Power has won the day

thank you Reverend most honored and now

a special prize for Pat oh for stopping

to help AJ and losing the chance of

winning the race here's one of Miss

Pott's famous homemade apple

pies

y oh that's very nice thank you well

done

Pat thank you very much now anyone for

apple pie yes please and can you make

sure you come last Next Year Dad

[Music]

Postman Postman P can you guess what's

in his back is there a

letter is there a

pule is there a

postcard what's left just the

cat Postman Postman PS can you guess

what's in is B meow