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03x09 - Postman Pat Goes Football Crazy

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Postman Pat". Aired: 16 September 1981 – 27 September 1982.*
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Each episode follows the adventures of Patrick Clifton, a friendly country postman, and his black and white cat Jess, as he delivers the post through the valley of Greendale.

03x09 - Postman Pat Goes Football Crazy

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come on dad

[Music]

i'm coming

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oh yeah there we go

good morning mrs goggins good morning

julian good morning pat

morning mrs goggins oh hands are you all

right you don't look too good

i'm fine

just a bit out of breath that's all

i've been cycling

oh i see

i'm helping dad train mrs goggins we're

playing five aside football later oh

that sounds like fun

i think i'll come along to cheer you all

on oh i could bring you all a wee snack

for half time

that would be grand mrs goggins

brilliant

can i go down to the field to practice

with charlie of course you can thanks

dad see you at the game bye mrs goggins

cheerio julian

now then pat i've got your post bag all

ready for you i'll just put these last

few letters in

[Music]

oh

oh dear

um there's a lot more post than i

thought

i'm gonna have to deliver these double

quick if i'm gonna get to the football

in time

hi pat you don't want to miss that see

you later mrs goggins bye pet good luck

[Music]

oh dear

we're not going to get very far in this

are we

[Music]

come on jess and you get

we'll have to deliver the post by

bicycle today

i hope we'll be finished in time for the

football match jess

[Music]

come on charlie let's get started yes

in a minute dad hello mr pringle hi

charlie hello julian are you going to

get some football practicing yeah i

can't wait for the game later

what what are you doing charlie

shouldn't you be practicing i am i am

i'm working out the angles of the ball

what for so that we know the correct

angle to kick the ball in order to score

a goal

it's a precise spot you know

right

here julian why don't you have a kick

about while i make some goal posts

[Music]

there

these bags will do for now

come on julian

give it your best shot

this cycling lock isn't as bad as i

thought but i'll need to go faster if

i'm going to get all this post delivered

in time

hold on jess

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

watch out pot

[Applause]

[Music]

oh my goodness are you okay pat oh yes i

think so

oh no

my letters

oh poor jess

are you okay

i'm so sorry

i was in such a hurry i didn't look

where i was going it's okay i'm just

pleased you're not hurt you see i'm

trying to get finished so that i can

make it to the football game in time

that's where we're going to

come on pat we'll help you pick up the

letter so you can get going again

[Music]

which side do you think the ball will go

uh

hold on ladder i i'll just work it out

[Music]

go

that side

sorry

clifton clifton

clifton

yes

[Music]

good safe

thanks that was close

i'm sorry i gave you both such a fright

see i'm helping dad get fit for the

football game hello pat

hello there arthur dad you're slacking

this whistle is great what

here we go

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we go

[Music]

[Music]

maybe the whistle wasn't such a good

idea after all

i don't think i'll cut out for all this

running around

hmm

but with all your police training

that you'd make a great referee

yeah

referee now that sounds more like it

julian and charlie are practicing down

at the field

why don't you go and join them

thanks pat i will see you later dad so

what position will you be playing pat oh

uh i don't know i don't mind as long as

i get there in time

oh thank you i'd better be off

cheerio cheerio pat

[Music]

what's it oh

[Music]

oh

[Music]

hi

lucy

hello lucy hi everyone

what's that you've brought my dad's

traffic cones

i thought we could use them to practice

dribbling the ball perhaps now dad won't

keep knocking me over oh we

i'm not that bad come on then

let's set them out

now

where did i put mission buds and go

posts

[Music]

[Applause]

oh dear

how on earth am i going to get through

all those sheep

my beach ball

so that's where it went

[Music]

well

thanks

[Music]

charlie hold on i'll just be a minute

if i put

that one

like that come on charlie

i want to have a go too

yeah we haven't got all day i have to

make sure they're the right distance

apart

oh dear

we're running out of time jess

the game will be starting soon

[Music]

oh there's nobody here

where could they be

ah there they are

i'll have to catch them this letter

might be important

[Music]

oh no

a flat tire that's all i need

sit tight jess

[Music]

nisha

your post oh thank you pat

you're welcome

[Music]

wow mum look at pat girl

[Music]

oh jess i think delivering post is

turning out to be a lot more tiring than

a game of football

[Music]

come on everyone time to split into

teams

uh okay um let's see

dr gilbertson sarah

lucy charlie and jeff

you can be in one team

[Music]

and uh

nisha mira bill and julian

you can be in the other but where's dad

we can't start without him

oh dear

it's too late now jess

they'll have to start the game without

me

right then

dr gilbertson i need you to keep an eye

on julian right or charlie and sarah and

lucy

watch out for me going wide to pass the

ball

yeah okay jay

and dad you've got to stop the ball from

going into the net okay son

is everyone ready

uh not yet we need to do our warm-up

exercises first

[Music]

[Music]

oh

come on dad

where are you

[Music]

come on jess

we can do it

[Music]

morning mrs goggins

[Music]

well

never

dad

you made it

i said i would didn't i

[Music]

we

[Music]

ah

[Music]

oh

[Music]

right

we

hey

[Music]

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that was a good game well played

[Applause]

[Music]

we couldn't have done it without dad yes

pat when did you learn to play like that

[Music]

delivering the post today turned out to

be the best football training i could

have had

definitely

you were the best

[Applause]

[Music]