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03x17 - Postman Pat and the Job Swap Day

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Postman Pat". Aired: 16 September 1981 – 27 September 1982.*
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Each episode follows the adventures of Patrick Clifton, a friendly country postman, and his black and white cat Jess, as he delivers the post through the valley of Greendale.

03x17 - Postman Pat and the Job Swap Day

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postman

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Pat and his black and white

cat early in the morning just as day is

don he picks up all the post bags in his

van postman

pat and his black and white cat

all the birds are singing and the day is

just

beginning and feels he's a really happy

man everybody knows his bright

red all his friends will smile as he

waits to greet them

a you can never be sure there'll be

knock rings letters through your door

hey postman hat postman hat postman pat

and his black and white

cat all the birds are singing and the

day is just beginning pat feels he's a

really happy man

pat feels he's a really happy

man pat feels he's a really happy man

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Job Swap

oh Pat I hope this fundraising idea of

yours works it will Mrs gogggins it will

we must find a way to mend the school

roof

right that's the last of them i'd better

be going cheerio Mrs gogggins cheerio

Pat good luck

whoops almost forgot

oh dear we haven't raised nearly enough

money to fix the roof we still need this

much to reach our target but we cannot

leave the roof like this we are running

out of

cups what we need now is a miracle

oh Pat hello everyone i've got a great

idea to raise that extra money how about

a sponsored job swap job swap how does

that work then easy i've got everyone's

jobs written down in this hat all you

have to do is pick one out and then

everyone else in the village will pay

you to do that job for the day that's a

brilliant idea

terrific why don't you pick first

Reverend

um farmer whom I've got your job for the

day

elf

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uh a teacher

eh well I'm sure I'll be able to teach

those kids a thing or two e Jeff your

turn Ted

my act looks like I'm working in the

cafe that should be a dodle um I'll

choose for us

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Sarah oh we've got Ted's job for the day

oh what would you be doing today Ted i

was just about to decorate Dr

gilbertson's living room that sounds

like fun school's about to start time

for us to get to work come on Alf me too

i'll have to be off on my rounds i'll

pop in on you all later and see how

you're getting on hey

Reverend oh lovely

now which way up does this go

so I need to move those sheep into that

field sounds easy

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enough ah lovely treasure

i could get used to

this oh bless my

soul where did all the sheep go

Maths

uh hello children i'm going to be

teaching you today and our first lesson

is going to be maths

well here goes if you have five

sheep and you take three away

um how many sheep do you have left sir

that's too easy two sir oh all right uh

um

uh 40 sheep

uh add 20

cows take away four sheep add two

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pigs what does that add up to a fab sir

oh

dear me sheep aren't this much

trouble it's a bit early for choir

practice jess

I wonder what's going on

i don't think he should be in here do

you Jess

we'll have to find Reverend Tims he's

looking after the sheep today

jess

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oh dear

oh

no get out of there you naughty sheep

[Applause]

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he won't budge we'll have to take him

with us

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Production

oh you're doing a grand job there Ted

i'll have everything working like

clockwork in no time oh I I reckon Nisha

and Sarah got this cafe all wrong what

we need here is a production line to

serve all the customers well Ted you are

certainly earning my sponsorship money

and a bit extra too

very much there you go keep up the good

work Ted i'm only sorry I'm missing out

on all the fun i'd love to swap jobs but

we can't have Greenale without a doctor

or a policeman okay that wouldn't do

shame though i've always fancied making

cakes or make a lovely cream sponge ooh

cream now that's just what this scar

needs

how's that it turns all by itself very

impressive Ted

hello everyone grand day isn't it it

certainly is pat cup of tea please ted

it's on its way we better take

[Applause]

cover

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[Applause]

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oh oh

be with you in a sec Pat

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thanks Ted uh how's it going oh it's

grand Pat my production line idea means

I've always got plenty of tea ready for

customers customers what

customers my didn't think of

that oh dear i don't think this tea is

quite right

Ted i must have mixed the salt and the

sugar

up maybe running a cafe isn't quite so

easy after all let's hope Nisha and

Sarah are getting along better with your

decorating oh dear i do hope so well I'd

better get on with my rounds cheerio

everyone bye Pat

cheerio Pat

oh no you don't

oh dear Jess something tells me

nothing's going to be straightforward

today

Lunch Break

this isn't so hard is it Nisha no I

think we're doing a great job we've

definitely deserved a break what a good

idea

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well would you look at that oh dear that

doesn't look right at

all this sandwich is a bit chewy huh

yuck a wallpaper

sandwich oh who on earth could that

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be where did the door go uh come in

oh oh hello Pat hello how's it going

oh

sorry

Jess looks like we should stick to the

cafe from now on yes maybe wallpapering

isn't quite your thing

Sheep Game

aha I've got you now

how in heaven does elf manage now

children for games we're all going to

pretend to be sheep huh when I blow my

special sheep dog whistle you need to

follow my instructions

oh dear I'd forgotten about the sheep oh

well climb in Jess we'll have to go and

find Reverend Tims

this doesn't look good

Jess we're gathered here today in the

middle of the road out you get then you

might as well join your friends

pat thank goodness you're here i can't

get them to go back to their field don't

worry Reverend we'll give you a hand

come on Jess let's get these sheep

moving

come on sheep shoo shoo

i think I'll stick to tending my usual

flock from now on i'm

exhausted come on Reverend i'll give you

a lift back to the school hall we can

collect your welldeserved sponsor money

on the way

oh good gracious where am I i'd just

like to thank everyone for taking part

in our sponsored job swap i think we'd

all agree that it's proved quite a

challenge i I think I'll stick to what I

know best from now on that cafe l is a

lot harder than it looks and we've got

more paint and wallpaper on us than the

walls i don't know how you do it Ted too

true the grass isn't always greener

especially when there are sheep on it

sheep are a lot less bothered than a

classroom full of children that's for

sure i've finished adding up the sponsor

money now let's see if all the effort

has been worth it

well we've done it

lovely well done everyone i think you're

all very clever and thanks to you the

roof won't be leaking anymore

can you guess what's in his bag is there

a letter

is there a puzzle meow is there a

postcard

meow what's that just a cat

bman can you guess what's in his bag

meow