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03x19 - Postman Pat's Popstars

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Postman Pat". Aired: 16 September 1981 – 27 September 1982.*
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Each episode follows the adventures of Patrick Clifton, a friendly country postman, and his black and white cat Jess, as he delivers the post through the valley of Greendale.

03x19 - Postman Pat's Popstars

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[Music]

[Applause]

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he picks up all the post bags in his

plan

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postman pat post notepad postman and

he's like a white cat

all the thirds are seen

and the name

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all his friends will smell

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letters

is

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pat feels he's a really happy

man

[Music]

[Music]

did they could make a good rock star

jess yeah

[Music]

julian

charlie

why are you making such a racket sorry

dad me and charlie are starting our own

band

we've written our own song and we need

to practice it but my drums are at the

school hall so i'm practicing with these

instead look

[Music]

oh we sound terrible yeah

what we need is a proper singer why

don't you look for a singer here in

greendale that's a great idea will you

help us find someone dad yeah you could

be our our manager mr clifton

oh i don't know about that but i'll do

my best i'll tell everyone on my rounds

and we could audition them later if you

like brilliant

speaking of my rounds i'd best be going

cheerio boys

looks like jess wants to be in our band

too

[Applause]

[Music]

come on then jess you can come to the

school hall with us to practice

[Applause]

oh morning ted morning butt good morning

mrs goggins good morning pat my word

you're in fine voice today ah but not

fine enough eh julian and charlie are

looking for a singer for their band and

i'm helping them find someone well if

it's a singer they're after we'll be

auditioning everyone at the school hall

later i'd mess me up then uh lots to do

cheerio

hi ted

i was quite the restart of my day you

know pat

[Music]

lala no

[Laughter]

[Music]

what do you think pat

am i good enough for the band oh um

you're very energetic mrs goggins

but i don't think it's quite what julian

and charlie are looking for

oh well never mind

but it would be great if you could come

along later and help with the auditions

oh yes that sounds like fun

and i'll make sure everyone knows about

it

[Music]

yes

actually that sounded pretty good let's

give it a try

[Music]

hello arthur

that that singing voice

it's just what i'm looking for oh

that'll be lucy she's always singing

around the house

voice like an angel

lucy

yes dad

oh hello pat hello lucy

my you've got a beautiful voice there

julian and charlie are auditioning for

their band later

why don't you come along oh no

i couldn't sing in front of anyone but

you're so good

no

no i couldn't

what a shame

[Music]

oh dear

that didn't sound right at all

where's that funny noise coming from

oh no

it's my synthesizer

something's wrong listen

hold on a minute

that meow sounds

familiar jess

wow

phew

it's only jess he's meowing into the

microphone

silly jess come here

hmm

jesse's a good singer for a cat

hello there alf hello pat

would you like to come along and

audition for julian and charlie's band

i can sing for you now if you liked

[Music]

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

now daisy

looks like i'll have to give this

singing lock a miss

me sheep are too excitable oh dear well

never mind

cheerio elf

hi

cheerio

no remy

[Music]

it sounds like finding a singer is gonna

be more difficult than i thought

mirror

charlie and julian have started their

own band

really

oh i'd love to be in a band

well maybe you can be they're looking

for a singer and you'd be perfect

wow

i've always wanted to be a pop star but

i can't sing very well

maybe you just need a bit of practice

try this

[Music]

i didn't know you could sing like that

meera you should audition for julian and

charlie's band they're at the school

hall this afternoon i'll meet you there

but i shh

maybe you can audition after all

how

i don't want to sing in front of

everyone but if you pretend to

i could sing for you

but everyone would know

not if i hid behind the curtain they

wouldn't

wow

thanks lucy maybe i can be a pop star

after all

but are you sure you don't want to

audition

no way

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

well done boys that sounds fantastic

we've done it turley we've got our very

own song okay boys are you ready to

start auditioning for your singer

yeah hello everyone

welcome to the audition

oh

looks like we've got a busy afternoon

ahead of us

okay everyone here's a copy of charlie

and julian

i mean the band's song

we'd like everyone to have a try at it

well

would anyone like to start us off i will

[Applause]

[Music]

if you want somebody to make you

feel happy come on let me take you

to a place where everybody

can dance with somebody it's easy can't

you see

um

thank you ted uh that's enough to be

going on with for now hey oh oh

all right

next please

if you want somebody to make you

feel happy

let me take you

to a place where everybody

can dance with somebody it's easy can't

you see

come on join with me

clap

[Music]

maybe you can decide who's singing what

and try again later yeah okay pat then

we can both sing that bit together

who'd like to go next um

[Applause]

if you want somebody

to make you feel happy

come on let me take you to a place

where everybody can see dance with

somebody

come on join with me

[Music]

everybody everybody

[Music]

you greendale

i love you all

what was that

i don't know

but it didn't sound much like our song

well

what do you think

that was um

that was great bill

but it's not quite what we're looking

for okay

this is hopeless

yeah i know what you mean

if you want somebody to make you

feel happy come and let me take you

too

she's good

that voice sounds familiar

[Music]

lucy of course

everyone's staring at me

what should i do

sing i can't yes you can

it should have been you standing here

instead of me in the first place but

come on lucy you're amazing

see

i don't think i can yes you can lucy

that sounds fantastic

really

oh okay

if you want somebody to make you feel

happy come and let me take you

to a place where everybody

can dance with somebody it's easy can't

you see

on join with me

well boys

i think you've found your singer

everybody turn around welcome to the

band lucy

stamp your feet

[Music]

jump up jump down

you can do it

[Applause]

can you guess what's in his bag

[Music]

can you guess what's in it