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03x23 - Postman Pat and the Train Inspector

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Postman Pat". Aired: 16 September 1981 – 27 September 1982.*
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Each episode follows the adventures of Patrick Clifton, a friendly country postman, and his black and white cat Jess, as he delivers the post through the valley of Greendale.

03x23 - Postman Pat and the Train Inspector

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just

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like a white cat

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everybody knows his bright red

all his friends

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like a white cat

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all the words

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pat feels he's a really

happy

man

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good morning mrs goggins what a lovely

day good morning pet hi it's barney

isn't it you hardly want to be working

on a sunny day like this yes i know what

you mean

but we deliver whatever the weather oh

hi of course

well then these are letters for the

school uh and these are for the reverend

oh and this important looking letters

for aj

right i'd better deliver that first

thing

right you are have a good day

i will bye mrs goggins

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uh hello edgy

what's going on here then

morning pat

it's the rocket

she's not running properly i don't know

why

oh no

what's wrong

it's the greendale rocket annual

inspection i completely forgot

you'll have assorted by the end of the

day won't you no pat

the inspector's coming this afternoon

i haven't even got the rocket working

yet

and look at the state of the station

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if we don't pass the inspection they

could close it down we might have to

leave greendale

well that's not going to happen

we need this station and we need you to

run it

i know

why don't i ask everyone if they can

come and help

oh

thanks pat that'd be grand

don't worry aj we'll sort this out

bye pat

bye

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hello you two here's the post

thanks pat

everything all right love it's action

stations i'm afraid

what do you mean the train inspector is

coming today

today oh no we're not ready

but we will be ajay's working on the

train now

the knot connects here

all you have to do is make sure the cafe

is running okay

leave it to us pat

thank you pat

no problem

see you later

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the regulator handle connects to the

reach rod

the reach rod connects to the crossbar

the cross back next to the main valve

oh dear

oh dear i'll never make this work

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morning putt patrol look a football

we've got a bit of an emergency ted an

emergency

yes aj needs our help the rocket's

broken down and there's a train

inspector arriving this afternoon

bayek i'll get myself over there right

away thanks ted see you later

might have more luck with a train anyway

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all right everyone

playtime's over

morning everyone

here's your post morning pat

everything all right

well

i'm fine but ajay's got a bit of a

problem what's wrong with dad the train

inspector's coming today mira your dad

just got the letter but the rocket's not

working and the station's all messy

oh dear we were going to have a school

trip to the station this afternoon we'll

have to cancel now

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mr preco mr prego i've got a good idea

go on then sarah

why don't we good help tidy up the

station yeah

great idea

that could be our school trip

yeah cool

well

are you sure we wouldn't get in the way

no not at all ajay has been hoping for

some helpers

okay then

we'll get down to the station right

after lunch

thanks jeff

see you later bye pat

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sorry love

what did you say

uh never mind

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[Applause]

there that's the last of the autumn

crocuses

hello reverend

here's your post

oh hello pat

you caught me planting my bulbs well

your flowers are looking lovely

why thank you pat

actually reverend it was your flowers i

wanted to talk to you about oh

how so ajay's got the train inspector

coming today and the station window

boxes are looking a bit of a mess and

you thought my flowers might help

brighten them up well yes if that's okay

i should be delighted i'll just finish

here and then i'll get down to the

station we can't let ajay and nisha down

can we

oh that's wonderful reverend thank you

come on jess

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hello how's it going

well

i've got good news and i got bad news

what's the good news i know what's wrong

with rocket and i know how to fix it and

the bad news

i haven't got right back

i need a stuffing box

you can only get them from the main

station works in pancaster

oh well that's two on it well i've got

errands to run in pancaster anyway

it'll be no problem to stop at the

station works and pick it up oh pat

that would be champion you carry on

working on the rocket and i'll be back

as soon as possible okay

bye pat

right let's get cracking

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right everyone ready

yes i'm ready set

come on then let's go

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there

perfect

uh

maybe

we've still got these cakes to ice don't

forget

hello edgy

hello

we've come to help

oh thanks everyone

this is really kind of you

so

what do you want us to do first

well

all this should get stored in the engine

shed

right

okay

the platform needs washing down

i'm sweeping

the signs on the door needs polishing

the benches need repainting

and all the windows need cleaning

right forward troops

that's us

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and as for you reverend

never fear

i already have my calling

well

i'll never come on maggie

look lively the inspector will be here

any minute

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i hope that makes it in time

it's getting late jess i hope we get

back in time

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hi jay

hello

but i've got the stuffing box

just the bloke i was hoping to see

there you go

she's good as new

hello

hello is anyone there

i hope it's the train inspector

this is it lads

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how do you do

mr baines

hello

i'm here to inspect your train and

station

yes i don't interrupt

we've got a lot to get through now i

shall want to see everything right

please lead on mr baines

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so

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well mr baines your engine shed could do

with some proper dusting

yes and your ticket office needs tidying

up

yes

but um

the cakes were delicious

and your greendale rocket is most

impressive

it's particularly cheering to see the

whole village so involved in the station

yeah

i'm delighted to inform you that the

greendale station and rocket have passed

their inspection

congratulations

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[Applause]

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thank you

cheers bat i don't know what i would

have done without you

don't thank me

i think we all deserve a bat on the back

what a free ride on the train

all aboard for the greendale rocket

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is

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what