To kiss and tell, but I've been seen with
Sparrow.
I've never been with anything less than a
man.
So fine, I've been on file,
they just don't end up as mine.
It's a bit divine, like
I'm in school, but I've taught ladies
plenty.
It's true
to hate, it's only hate.
Sheriff, am I glad to see you.
You won't be for long.
There's no points out for you,
Seavers.
So, room 106.
Anybody's room.
Anybody's.
No, no, no, no.
Bring back my bike!
Stop digging!
I don't even know why we've come here.
He caused my last divorce.
What?
I spotted him having a drink with my girl.
We had an argument.
My wife overheard us, and she walked out
on me.
I was looking for three million dollars.
In your room.
The
wither must be a bounty hunter.
And if he nails her, we'll never see a
dime of that money.
As long as she doesn't interfere with Liz
leading us to the money, I don't care.
Honey, she'll promise you anything she has
to to get what she wants.
She can't possibly deliver.
Look, we're the only ones we can trust.
There's a $300,000 recovery fee I could
send your way.
If you don't make a move on Liz until she
shows me where the money is.
Oh, my God!
The money!
Thanks for the little, uh, bon voyage
present.
Three million dollars.
How could you do this to me?
I read you, Jody.
Well, was that poetry in motion or what?
Yeah.
It's all right.
All right?
It was perfect.
What's wrong with little self
-congratulations every once in a while?
Nothing.
But we got a lot of work left on this
picture, and I don't want to jinx it.
You're getting superstitious.
Well, maybe so, but I don't want to tempt
the gods.
What could go wrong?
We got the big stunt behind us.
Yeah.
Everything's going like clockwork.
Besides, I'm working with my favorite
star, Edward Serap.
Favorite star?
Are you forgetting your last experience
with him?
What do you mean, the thing about the
sprained wrist?
Well, it wasn't your fault, Colt,
but Serap sure thought so.
Well, you wouldn't think he'd hold a
grudge.
Well, it depends upon whether he remembers
almost drowning.
I thought he fell off the roof.
Same picture.
Yeah, well, the man's a star.
He has a right to have a little
temperament, huh?
A little?
He tried to have you thrown out of the
Union.
Colt, you gotta take off those rose
-colored glasses.
Oh, no way.
Come on, look, I've been reading this
book, Self-Fulfilling Prophecies.
And if you think everything's gonna go
lousy, it will, and vice versa.
So from here on in, as far as I'm
concerned, everything is gonna be just fine.
Colt!
Hi, guys!
What'd I tell you about pushing fate,
eh?
Hey, Terry, what a pleasant surprise.
I was hoping you'd show up.
Thought I might get lucky and you'd have a
skip for me to find.
Well, yeah, as a matter of fact,
I do.
Her name is Liz Martinson, and she was
arrested in L.A.
for complicity in a $3 million heist her
boyfriend operated here in Arizona.
I have a good reason to believe she'll be
showing up in a hotel very near here.
There's five grand in it for you,
Colt.
Will you do it?
No way we're going on a wild goose chase
like that.
Of course I'll do it.
Now, wait a minute, Colt.
The only reason you're acting
so pleased is because you
don't want to admit that
there's such a thing as a jinx.
Jinx?
I haven't had a run of luck like this since
I drew three inside straights at Vegas.
Terry, come with me.
Wait.
Now tell me why you think she's going to
show up at this hotel.
Well, soon after the
robbery, he was seen fleeing
from the hotel with a
woman believed to be her.
Now, they did not have the money on them,
so it's got to be somewhere on the grounds.
Hmm.
Okay, folks, let's go.
Arms out to the side.
Very good, very good.
That's right.
Touch the knees.
Touch the knees.
You were right.
Here comes Liz Martinson.
Looks like we're not the only ones
following Liz.
Now, who is she?
I don't know, but as long
as she doesn't interfere
with Liz leading us to
the money, I don't care.
Okay, Colt, fun's fun, but this is going
too far.
The only reason you're taking this case is
to make a point.
You know, for once, Howie's right.
No telling what you're going to let
yourself in for.
It would appear that the weeds are
overcoming the roses.
What are you talking about?
Kim Donnelly, the insurance investigator.
Aw, not her.
And you can bet that she's here for the
same reason we are.
Excuse me.
I'm here at the hotel.
Why didn't you call?
Well, I was on the road, and besides,
had to make sure the phone was clear.
You know, I don't understand what's going
on around here.
They think I was involved in the robbery,
that I was with you.
Weren't you alone at the hotel?
Well, of course I was alone.
Honey, they're just grasping at straws.
Hi there.
Colt Sears.
What a surprise.
What brings you out here?
Trying to track down three million
dollars.
Damn.
Damn, I should have known.
You are after her.
Now, that's the woman who bailed Liz out.
Are you sure?
I spotted her while we were waiting to
tail Liz from jail.
Which means the guy with her must be a
bounty hunter.
And if he nails her, we'll never see a
dime of that money.
Well, I don't even care.
When will you be here?
Soon.
The problem is, I need you to get the
money for me.
Well, why don't you meet me and we can get
the money together?
Sweetheart, use your head.
The whole town knows I engineered that
robbery.
They lynched me.
You get the three million, and it's up,
up and away.
What am I supposed to do?
I buried the money on hotel grounds.
You gotta step off the paces from the
private terrace off room 106.
Why so hostile?
Well, because our encounters tend to
follow a very depressing pattern.
I'm just waiting for Liz to show me to the
money.
If I know you, all you want to do is grab
her.
It's too bad our paths never crossed.
They always seem to collide.
There's a three hundred thousand dollar
recovery fee I could send your way.
If you don't make a move on Liz until she
shows me where the money is.
It sounds very tempting, but you do know
my priorities.
I won't risk losing her.
Call me every day at noon.
The same number.
All right.
Got it.
Bye.
Well, you were right about the weeds.
Colt, there she is!
Kid, cover the front.
I'm
married a month.
It's disgusting and humiliating.
Why do you keep harping on the same
subject?
There is no other woman in Edward Serap's
life.
It's you.
Only you.
I don't even know why we've come here.
Because I'm the star of the picture?
Because my fans demand it?
Because as usual, I'm broke.
If it gets to her first, we've lost the
money.
You
live like a king.
Yes, on the income of a pauper.
We're crashing!
Lonson!
Oh, my God.
That means Severs can't be far away.
You don't have to explain.
That's my car.
It's gonna cost you a fortune,
Colt.
Why, Severs?
Why?
Did I ever do anything to hurt you?
If I did, you certainly got even on our
last picture, didn't you?
I'm going in.
I'm going in.
Mr. Serap, those accidents on the set,
they weren't Colt's fault.
Forget that.
There are worse things.
He caused my last divorce.
Colt?
I spotted him having a drink with my girl.
We had an argument.
My wife overheard us, and she walked out
on me.
Uh, I think your girlfriend's about to do
the same thing.
Well, that isn't my girlfriend.
That's my new wife.
My old girl.
Severs, I'd fire you, but you have to be
able to pay for this.
To
L.A.
I got a business to run.
Bye.
Of all the cars in all the world.
You know, I'm more worried about the two
guys that tried to run me over.
They could be in on this with Liz.
Colt, that's speculation.
This is reality, too, this time.
But it's a blessing in disguise.
How?
Well, if I'm not nailing Liz right away,
we have a chance at the recovery fee.
$300,000.
I mean, we can still
do the work for Terry,
pay for Serap's car,
and still come out ahead.
Well, what's the plan?
Simple.
We grab Liz, and she tells us where the
money is.
Why should she?
Well, we'll split the recovery fee with
her.
I mean, I'd rather go to jail with $150
,000 than broke.
Now, look, you be on the lookout for Liz.
If you spot her, don't do anything.
Those K*llers may still be nearby.
I'll be back in an hour.
This
is what it looks like.
We've hit rock bottom.
He fixes it so that we can sail again.
Yeah, all we gotta do is find Liz.
She's probably 100 miles away by now.
Try 100 feet.
That's right.
I told you how important this is.
It was our honeymoon suite.
I am sorry, but your request is
impossible.
I will pay you anything.
I must have room 106.
Room 106?
That must be where the money's dashed.
Now we can recover it.
Uh-uh.
We do it Colt's way.
You wait until he gets back.
That could be too late.
Why don't you call him on the set,
and I'll stick with her?
All right.
No, you don't seem to understand.
What I'm trying to tell you
is that room 106 you once
had was completely destroyed
when we remodeled the hotel.
All the room numbers have been changed.
Liz, wait.
I think you should listen to me.
I'm the one friend you've got here.
Who are you?
My name is Kim Donnelly.
I'm an insurance investigator, and I'm
about to make you the deal of a lifetime.
There is no way you're going to get out of
here with that three million.
Let me recover the money from
my company, and in exchange,
I will get them to give you
Hunts!
What are you doing here?
Oh, right.
We're bunking together.
I almost forgot.
What I mean is it's kind of hard to
explain.
Well, maybe it'll be a lot easier to tell
the police.
No, no.
Please, Mr. Srapp, don't do that.
All right.
I'll tell you everything under one
condition.
You become a partner.
Partners?
With whom?
Jody, me, and Colt.
Colt!
I knew he was behind this.
Let's not quibble over details.
I am offering you $300,000 and the freedom
to spend it.
I don't care about the money.
You're worried about your boyfriend.
Okay.
Okay.
I will include him in the deal.
Well, first, you tell me what you were
after, and then maybe we'll talk partnership.
All right.
I was looking for three million dollars.
Where?
In your room.
Are you trying to say there are three
million dollars here now to be found?
Yes.
Let's find it.
What are we waiting for?
You can hardly blame me for this.
It's all his fault.
Munson here.
Believe me, I presented my case as pure
speculation, a little more than a rumor.
I wonder who's here.
Look at this guy.
Who's he?
Who's that man in there?
Let him through.
I don't know.
Did you hear anything?
No, I didn't hear anything.
It's his fault, too.
Severs, the menace.
Last picture we worked on, he pushed me
off the roof.
What seems to be the trouble?
Trouble?
What kind of trouble?
Certainly not the condition of this room.
Not the thousands of dollars worth of
damage.
This henchman of yours said there are
three million dollars hidden in this room.
I really thought so, Colt.
Liz was adamant about getting this room,
Three million dollars.
Three million dollars?
There's no question about it being hidden
here somewhere.
This hotel has been completely remodeled.
This room in which we stand, a short time
ago, didn't even exist.
So, room 106 could be anybody's room.
Penny, get out of my way!
You
can pay for this.
No, don't believe it!
It's lies!
Excuse us.
Get out of here.
Out!
We've got to keep her off Liz's tail.
Listen, an insurance investigator
approached me.
She's willing to make a deal.
We go free.
We can be together.
Honey, she'll promise you anything she has
to to get what she wants.
She can't possibly deliver.
Look, we're the only ones we can trust.
All you have to do is go into town and get
the original plans of the hotel.
I'm sorry you startled me.
I'm sorry, too.
What for?
For this.
Hey!
Hey!
Let me out of here!
Cole!
She's
having 127 already.
I can't, Harry.
I'm breaking the sink.
I suppose I'm going to be liable for all
this, too.
We need that reward money.
It's amazing how greed destroys.
Yeah, tell me about it.
Well, it was an easy mistake.
Hope you're not too angry.
No, not if we can still bag Liz and the
money.
That's good.
Hey, you got any ideas?
That's my shovel!
There's only one way to find which room
was 106 originally.
And that's to find the hotel plans.
They'd be at the County Hall of Records
downtown.
That's great thinking.
Not so unique.
If I can figure it out, so can Kim.
We need a hat.
Let's hope we're not too late.
Come on.
Trouble.
Uh-uh.
Let's just wait and see.
Matt.
Simple.
We grab her and go.
In case those K*llers are watching over
her.
What about them?
Just take it easy.
They gotta come out this way.
Well, well, well.
Looks like you passed on our deal.
I knew it.
Kid, take care of Kim.
You come with me.
What are you doing?
Stop it!
They're heading out of town.
He's probably taking her back to jail.
Let's make sure they don't make it.
You're making a mistake.
Well, it won't be the first time.
If I told you I was innocent, would you
believe me?
Maybe.
If I convinced you, would you let me go?
You mean so you can head back for your
boyfriend?
Look, you just learned where the old room
You can get the money now, can't you?
Liz, we're both gonna get off the hook.
We're gonna get the
money, and I'm gonna turn
it and you over to
the proper authorities.
Sheriff, I realize you represent an
independent law enforcement agency.
However, a sizable portion of your pension
fund is yours.
Your pension fund is invested in my
company.
A $3 million loss will hit you even harder
than it does us.
Sheriff, all I want you to do is detain
the Seavers fellow for a couple of hours.
Certainly that isn't any infraction.
Okay, on as*ault charges.
Against me, thank you.
Give that to me.
I've got the plans.
Better luck next time.
Not so fast.
I've got something no one expected.
The number of paces one takes from room 106
onto the grounds where the money's buried.
That money belongs to my company.
I demand that you give it to me.
The reward is available to anybody.
Well, you can't get it without this.
And you can't get it without this.
Looks like we need each other.
I have no choice.
You're a tough man, Howie.
Don't forget it, sister.
What are you doing?
We're being followed.
We better cut him off before he gets in
the clip.
Look, I don't care how good a driver you
are.
There's no way you can get around that
trailer.
Fasten your seat belt and hold tight.
Duck when I tell you.
What are you going to do?
Trying to get away from those madmen.
But how?
You can't get around that truck.
I know.
This guy's crazy.
We're flying.
Why did you do that?
I didn't.
Well, then turn it around the right way.
No good idea.
Any ideas how?
I wish we could.
I don't believe it.
He made it.
I just wanted to tell you before it's all
over that I'm really sorry about all this.
It's your job.
I can't blame you.
You know, if you told me where the money
is, they'd go a lot easier on you.
Sometimes, Colt, you just get in too deep.
Yeah, well, I guess three million dollars
does make you do crazy things.
It was never the money.
True love?
Dumb love is more like it.
You know, it really amazed me the way you
got away from those men.
Yeah, it amazed me too.
You're being modest.
Stuntman, bounty hunter.
That's quite a combination.
It's a living one.
A man like you must have a lot of women
running after him.
Again, the modesty.
You're very attractive, Colt.
In a lot of ways.
Very attractive.
To me.
What's the matter?
It was a nice try, but you're going to L
.A.
with me.
But if it's any consolation, that kiss
almost worked.
At least I wanted to believe it.
Well, it didn't take any faking.
Well, I hope Tony deserves a woman like
you.
Well, I hope so.
Sheriff, am I glad to see you.
You won't be for long.
There's an all points out for you,
Seavers.
Me?
What did I do?
as*ault.
Who's the girl?
Well, she's my prisoner.
Really?
Are you an officer in this county?
Well, no, but I am in Los Angeles.
Well, I think we better go downtown and
get this whole thing straightened out.
What about my truck?
I'll take really good care of it.
I'll take really good care of it.
I'll take really good care of it.
It's like we're on a treasure hunt.
Like we're pirates.
Yeah, like three million bucks.
We only share 300,000 of it.
It's a living.
Nine, ten, eleven, twelve.
This is it.
Too good to be true.
Yeah.
Like the man said, I can dig it.
You're not going to help?
Uh, maybe I should find something to carry
the money in.
You know, three million dollars was an
awful lot.
All right.
But hurry back.
Uh, uh, uh, what's he doing?
Looking for three million dollars.
It's buried in the ground somewhere.
That pays for the right place.
You dig for a while, Louise.
Look,
there's our bounty hunter's partner again.
Must be looking for the money.
Seems like everybody's looking for it.
Maybe we should start digging,
too.
What for?
g*ns are better than shovels.
Whoever finds it, we'll leave him of it.
I
will see to it that you and your partner
pay for this damage you caused.
You mean Colt?
I mean your lady friend on the other side,
who's digging for the money.
Stop that digging!
That's my bike!
What are you... That's my bike!
Come on.
We can't let him get out of our sight.
My bike!
Stop digging!
What a waste.
Colt said I spent several hours locked up
in a tool shed.
I managed to get out and find out you're
in jail.
Then I get down to the jail and the police
aren't even going to charge you.
I think Kim was behind all this.
I'd like to see her get her come up with
this.
She will.
She's third on my agenda.
Who's first and second?
Liz and the money.
I should have listened to Colt.
He told me not to trust you.
You double-crossed me.
Now, Howie, Howie, Howie, this is not what
it looks like.
Look, I realized when I left the room that
I'd made a mistake.
Look, I found the money.
Aren't you going to help me?
We're splitting this reward.
Don't worry, I'll catch her.
Howie, what happened?
I had the money, Colt, for a minute.
Where is it?
Liz's got it.
Where is she?
In Kim's car.
Which way did she go?
Those two K*llers were after her.
There's only one road out of here.
You get the chopper.
We'll communicate by walkie-talkie.
Okay.
Let's go.
What are you doing here?
Well, you're going for the money,
aren't you?
Yes.
No.
I'm going to help Colt and Jody find Liz.
Now, get out.
The whole way.
When you find Liz, you've found our money.
There's no sign of them.
Well, she couldn't have gotten too far.
Howie would spot her.
Just think.
Soon, we'll be in Mexico.
Liz, I don't know how to say this.
Say what?
Thanks for the little, uh, bon voyage
present.
How... how could you do this to me?
These things just happen, Liz.
Sorry.
Sorry?
Sorry!
Let's get out of here.
Just
a little mile ahead of you.
I'll hang back so they don't get
suspicious.
Good.
We're on our way.
What's the matter with you?
Oh, uh, uh, nothing.
I'm delighted you're getting the money.
Anyone other than them.
Check it out, John.
There they are.
Yeah, it looks like they're transferring
the money box.
Yeah.
Let's get out of here, John.
Now, we'll let her go as soon as we're
free and clear.
Well, that handles their other
transportation.
Here, keep an eye on them.
Call the authorities on my C.B.
Uh, what makes you think you can trust me?
Even love can't be this blind.
It isn't.
How do I aim this thing?
Just keep it pointed in their general
direction.
Yeah.
Howie?
Yeah, Colt?
Two K*llers took out my truck.
They grabbed Jody.
Stay with them, but don't do anything.
Colt, there's a truck right over the rise.
Yeah.
Thanks for the fill.
I'll take care of you later.
It's an emergency.
All right, let's pull over.
We'll sh**t her here.
Forget it.
Anything I can do?
Absolutely, boy scout.
Lend us the rig.
What are you talking about?
Help them with the box.
Colt, they're changing vehicles.
It's that stunt guy again.
He's still with us.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And so is she.
Let's move.
He's k*lling us.
Let him come.
Yeah, I see her.
We got to jump.
I can't.
I hurt my leg.
Colt, don't forget about the car.
This has been the experience of my life.
I've grown into a man.
I've broken up with her.
Your wife?
No, no, no.
My girlfriend.
She wanted to come here.
I told her to stay home.
Sweetheart.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Thanks, pal.
Hiya, baby.
Hi.
Oh, gosh.
Well,
Mary Worth strikes again.
Well, that's encouraging.
Now all we have to do is figure out how to
stiff the hotel.
Uh-oh.
I know you, Colt Cetus.
I wouldn't put it past him.
You let that money blow up just so I
couldn't recover it.
So my company is still on the hook.
See, Howie?
I told you it was going to be a happy
time.
Why, you...
This picture's rated PG.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
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