04x20 - Spring Break

[bunniefuu]

Hi,

where did you go last night?

What do you mean, my date?

I don't know.

I waited four hours for her and she never
showed up.

I hope she's okay.

Okay?

She stood you up.

I warned you not to ask her out.

Maybe you're right.

It really seemed like she wanted to go out
with me.

She was putting you on.

Will you get wise, Warren?

Okay.

Let me ask you something, if you know so
much about women.

See my, uh... my customer?

Right over there.

That one.

I think she's coming on to me.

A woman like that?

Warren, it's a delusion.

This, uh... this is a, uh...

a very practical shoe.

It's 44 day or evening wear.

You see it, uh...

Excuse me.

Oh, you got it.

It gives you comfort without sacrificing
style.

I'll take them.

I'll take them all.

Uh... Uh, don't you, don't
you want to see them?

I trust your taste.

Uh, Warren.

Warren.

Yes?

As long as you deliver them personally.

Uh, me?

Well, it's, it's usually not our, um...
Um, you know, store policy to, uh...

But I could ask
the manager... No.

Come after work.

That will give us more time.

Delusion, huh?

Do you have the tickets?

Yeah, I got them.

They're right here.

Great.

Did you pack the masks and the fins?

In this bag right over there.

Well, how do you like the suit I picked
out for the trip?

I don't know.

Maybe a little cold on the plane.

Very funny.

It's amazing.

You were right.

This guy, Warren, is perfect.

Unbelievable.

Well, it took me long enough time to find
him.

He's a real man.

Is he coming?

Are you kidding?

He was eating out of my hand.

What do you mean by that?

Eating out of your hand?

Well, I had to get him interested in me,
didn't I?

I want you to remember something.

I worked hard and found the perfect look
-alike.

But the guy isn't me.

So don't get any more friendly than you
have to.

Hey, look, Marty.

This was your idea, not mine.

I don't even like it.

It seems lousy to let this guy get wasted.

Don't get dumb on me.

You hear me?

Either that jerk dies as my stand-in,
or I do.

I don't care.

Duke.

Put the word on the street.

It's time Hollis finds out where he can
reach me.

It'll probably take a couple of days for
the word to get to him.

That's all right.

By then, that stupid shoe salesman will
have taken my place.

I was just wondering, what kind of man
surrenders his woman as easily as you do?

I'm not surrendering anything,
sweetheart.

But you don't mind using me as bait.

No.

Not when my life's on the line.

Looking out for number one.

You complain about giving you everything
money can buy, right?

Sure, Marty.

Everything that money can buy.

It's too bad it doesn't buy love.

All right.

That's enough.

You hear me?

You just keep that salesman happy till
Hollis' men arrive.

Well, that means I'm gonna have to stay
with him night and day.

That's right.

That shouldn't be too difficult.

Just pretend you're having the time of
your life.

Why not?

I fake that.

I've done that before.

That's cute.

It's real cute.

You listen to me.

You keep talking like
that and you and our

friend could end up
going on the same joy ride.

Am I making myself clear?

Hey, look, I'm sorry, okay?

Who knows?

I might enjoy this more than I expected.

No peeking.

Okay.

You know, I've never had a woman give me
clothes before.

In fact, I've never had a woman give me
anything.

Honey, this is just the beginning.

Open your eyes.

They're all the same.

I can't resist a man in a cashmere jacket.

Phew.

Irresistible.

I like it.

Why don't we go out for a bite and then
I'll help you try on some slacks.

I'd like that.

I'm sure I've taken enough time with that
guy.

Don't worry.

Here they come now.

I tell you, I gotta hand it to you,
boss.

Serena's really got this guy sold.

Yeah?

Ain't she terrific?

Have we forgotten anything?

Only to say goodbye to me and that would
be a big mistake.

Terry, we're going to St. Thomas.

We're not canceling for anything.

Right.

I wouldn't dream of canceling.

I'm not canceling your trip to St. Thomas.

In fact, I'm going to send you there.

I guess he's got a skip in St. Thomas.

Oh, don't be so cynical.

I don't have a skip in St. Thomas.

Here's where I'm putting you up.

Cottages.

Made some shifts.

Wow, this is a heck of a lot nicer than
where we were going.

Yeah.

Terry, I don't know what to say.

Just say you'll accept my hospitality.

Sure, thanks.

And I'm sure you won't have any trouble
canceling my skip.

I thought you said you didn't have a skip
in St. Thomas.

Oh, I don't.

He's in San Diego.

What's that got to do with...

Oh, oh, I couldn't get you
into St. Thomas for three

days, so that'll give you
plenty of time to catch my skip.

And you'll make $8,000 to spend on your
vacation.

Okay.

His name is Martin Gates.

And two months ago, when he was out on
bail, he ripped off the guy he was working

for, some big-time dealer from New York
named Hollis.

Uh, he ripped him off for a million
dollars worth of cocaine, and word has hit

the street that he's now in San Diego
trying to sell it.

Now, Terry, just where is this wonderful
street you get your information from?

Oh, just suffice it to say that it's a
reliable source.

How will you come with me?

Jody, since you're already dressed for St.
Thomas, you go on down there.

All right.

Just make sure she's really got this thing
arranged.

Cole, don't you trust me?

Only too well.

That's right, Mr. Hollis.

You can find Gates at 33 Elm Street in San
Diego.

It's from a very reliable source.

You just earned yourself ten grand.

When we find him, you get another twenty.

Right.

Well, Mr. Hollis?

Gates is in San Diego.

Get my cocaine back before you k*ll him.

You know, Cole, this side trip to San
Diego really works out great.

In fact, it's perfect.

We still get our vacation,
well, slightly postponed, but

the trip's paid for, and the
accommodations are fabulous.

You're forgetting something, kid.

What's that?

That street that Terry gets her
information from.

What do you mean?

Well, if she found out
where Gates is, don't

you think that dealer
he riffed off will, too?

Yeah.

I didn't think of that.

The guy must want his cocaine back pretty
badly.

Yeah.

And he's not going to want us to take
Gates in.

Dealing with a guy like that, we could be
walking into a lot of trouble.

How disaster.


place by the time we get there.

Champagne for me?

Trust me.

You deserve the best.

You really sure you want me to stick
around?

Warren, you've only been here for seven
hours.

Yeah, but that's today.

There was yesterday, there was the day
before.

Oh, we haven't even started to get
acquainted.

Mm.

And, I mean, don't get me wrong.

There's no place else I'd rather be.

I just...

I don't want you to get tired of me,
that's all.

You know, you may not believe it,
but, uh...

You know, this has never happened to me
before.

See, I'm...

I'm, uh...

I'm not much of a ladies' man.

No.

These last few days have been very special
for me.

You've really given me something.

And I don't mean just the clothes.

You don't have to say any more.

Yeah, I know, but I want to.

Remember that day you came into the shop
and I was feeling...

sorry for myself, down?

You really made a difference.

There'll be some big changes in my life.

I can feel it.

I want to hear about it, okay?

One more thing.

In these last few days with you,
these...

these very special days...

I think I could die a happy man.

Maybe this isn't such a good idea.

I don't believe that.

I've been waiting here for hours.

I got the word out.

Hollis will show.

I'm not worried about them.

It's Serena and that guy.

And I want him dead, and I want him dead
soon.

Look.

It's Hollis' guys.

Yeah.

I'll call Serena.

Let's just take it easy, okay,
Warren?

Excuse me.

Hello?

They're coming.

Get out of there.

Hey, listen.

I'm having second thoughts about this.

Get out!

Did you hear me?

It's too late.

Just get out.

Who was that?

Uh, nobody.

Hey, listen, Warren.

I've got a quick errand to run.

Will you wait here for me?

Anywhere.

Scratch-worn shoe salesman, huh?

Here's looking at you, kid.

Hold it!

Right there, pal.

What is this?

That's not much of a greeting for an old
friend.

I like your glasses.

It's a nice touch.

Uh, wait.

I don't know you.

Your memory's now what it used to be,
Gates.

We used to work together.

No, I'm a shoe salesman.

What do you want?

Quit clowning, Gates.

We want the cocaine.

You see, I think there's been some sort of
mistake because my name isn't Gates.

Gates isn't expecting us.

Maybe we could get in, grab him,
and get out.

It could still work out.

We want that coke, and we want it now.

And I'm telling you, I don't know what
you're talking about.

And please, I need my glasses because I
can't see without them.

I'm gonna count to three.

One.

Please.

Two.

Please.

Let's get out of here.

No, no, my glasses.

I need... Come on.

I got them.

Oh, okay.

Well, I wonder if they finished them off
yet.

Relax.

Here.

What is going on?

We're bounty hunters.

We're taking you back to L.A.

Who were those guys?

I don't know.

In the truck.

Come on.

I think you guys are...

Somebody please tell me what this is all
about.

Figure it out, Gates.

Skipping all the skates again.

Who is the skates?

We weren't for Terry Michael.

Just skip bail on it, remember?

Skip bail me?

I've never even been arrested.

I've never had a parking ticket.

I'm gonna lose these guys.

Hang on.

That was impossible.

Physically impossible.

You're sure about that, right?

Yes.

All right.

Okay.

All right.

Thanks, babe.

I owe you one.

Checked out the license number of that
truck?

Get this.

It belongs to a guy named Colt Severs.

He's a bounty hunter from L.A.

A bounty hunter?

You skipped bail, remember?

He thinks he's got you.

That's okay, isn't it?

Severs will take him to L.A.

Hollis is off your trail.

No, it's not okay.

What if this guy convinces Severs that
he's not me?

Or what if they run his prints?

No, Hollis will find out.

You can bet on it.

We might still have time to get away.

You're acting real dumb.

Do you know that?

Or maybe you just don't want to see your
little friend get hurt.

So what the hell did you two do here for
the last three days?

I did what I had to, to save your neck.

But I still don't see why Warren has to
get wasted.

Because?

Until Hollis thinks I'm dead, he's gonna
keep looking for me.

And with a guy like that, he looks long
enough, he's gonna find me.

So why don't we just leave now?

You've got the cocaine.

I'm this close to setting up a deal to
sell it.

And we're not splitting until I do.

Duke.

Yeah, boss.

We gotta put word out on the street to
Hollis that, uh...

Well, I'm starting to run scared,
seeing we want to make a deal.

And we also have to
make sure that this Warren

character doesn't
convince Severs who he is.

Until we grab him.

How do we do that?

I don't know.

Just gotta hope that,
uh, Severs still has

some doubts and hasn't
taken him back to L .A.

yet.

If that's the case, then I got this
perfect way.

Serena's gonna be at Warren's apartment
when they check him out.

Duke, you'll be outside to keep up the
charade.

Look, my name is Purper.

Purper?

Yeah, Warren Purper.

I'm a shoe salesman.

Come on, give it up, Gates.

I'm taking you in and that's that.

And I'm telling you, I'm not Gates.

I mean, why does everybody think I'm
Gates?

Where is this coming from, huh?

Try this.

My God, this is me.

Right.

I bet it isn't me.

I mean, not me, but this guy just looks
like me without my glasses.

Sure, it happens all the time.

Can you just take me to my house?

I mean, I got plenty of proof there.

We're taking you to L.A.

We'll let the D.A.

decide.

I don't know, Colt.

I got a funny feeling about him.

Kid, you always have a funny feeling about
something.

Well, really, Colt, haven't you ever heard
of the doppelganger theory?

What?

Doppelganger.

It means a double.

There's this theory that everybody's got
one.

An identical counterpart.

You're kidding.

You mean there might be two of you?

Colt, I'm serious.

What if Gates found
this guy who looks exactly

like him and set him
up to take the heat?

That must be it.

Doppelganger.

That's crazy.

Colt, if we've got the wrong guy,
we could be jeopardizing his life.

Right.

Kid, that's impossible.

Just remember, if we take the wrong man
and we don't collect from Taylor... Terry.

We weren't expecting Gates to have a g*ng.

You recognize him?

Uh-huh.

New faces.

But, uh, let me tell you, they sure can
drive.

Maybe we ought to have a little bit more
muscle.

Oh, no need.

No need.

I just got word from Gates.

You guys shook him up pretty good.

He wants to meet, make a deal.

I'm on my way to the coast now.

You gonna let him get away with this?

Of course not.

I just wanted to find where he is.

Plan's the same.

We get the cocaine and we k*ll him.

Kid, uh, the keys are in my pocket.

You got a roommate?

Not that I know of.

Hey, check it out.

Is that you, Marty?

Who are you?

Where's Marty?

Bring him in, kid.

Serena, what are you doing here?

Marty, where have you been?

I've been so worried about you.

What do you mean, Marty?

It's me, Warren, remember?

Warren Perper.

Marty, are you feeling okay?

Are they cops?

Why are you wearing cuffs?

You did this, didn't you?

You set me up for this.

Marty, I think you need a drink.

Come on, let's go.

Why are you doing this to me?

I think you better have that drink.

I trusted you, Serena.

I said let's go.

I trusted you, Serena.

Uh, you'll take care of him, won't you?

You won't let him get hurt.

What a sucker I was, huh?

I should have known a woman like that
coming onto a jerk like me.

Let's just get out of here, all right?

That's the big deal.

Nobody move.

There's the big deal.

Come on, boss.

We're taking you away from these bounty
hunters.

That's great.

Take the cuffs off.

People are trying to k*ll him out there.

He's safer with us.

Take the cuffs off.

All right, kid.

Looks like the Hollis guys are here,
ready to deal.

They're ready to, uh, huh?

Hey, Marty.

Glad to see you finally come around.

Uh, you know what?

I think I've changed my mind.

I'll just stay with you guys.

Get in the car.

Okay.

Drop it.

He had a g*n.

Why didn't you protect Gates?

Because he's not Gates.

Oh.

Then you realized I was right about my
doppelganger theory, right?

Mm-hmm.

What exactly was it that I said?

It wasn't you.

It was them.

You tried just a little too hard to
convince us.

We're very pleased to bring you this
year's President's Day Parade.

Now, the marching bands and drill teams
are the finest in the country,

and the floats are the most beautiful I've
ever seen.

Mm-hmm.

Okay, the presidential float.

Pull out slowly.

Remember, girls, smile, smile.

I know it's cold, but smile.

That's right.

Pull it out slowly.

Hey, that bounty hunter's behind us.

We'll be broadcasting live,
you know, across the United

States to over 20 million
viewers and many more overseas.

That's right, Stephanie.

Of course, the President's Day Parade is
eagerly awaited all over the world.

And it should be starting any second now.

Pull out slowly.

Now, remember, the Navy band is falling in
between the two floats.

Trouble

finding out the exact nature of the
problem.

Uh, folks, I've just been told we have a
very special treatment.

We'll wait for you.

Now, through great efforts on the part of
our station, we have secured a print and

can show you at this
very moment a sneak

preview of the latest
Claudette Colbert film.

Hey, Joe, you better get down here pronto.

It was nice of the police to let us go.

It's not the police.

It's the judge we gotta worry about.

Yeah, well, at least we were able to stay
on the case.

Think we'll be able to find something?

Serena?

It's our only shot.

You know, Cole, I can just imagine how you
must feel.

I mean, you know, the ways that you've
been manipulated and used on this thing.

They tricked you, they suckered you,
they almost k*lled you.

It's humiliating.

In fact, it's downright degrading.

That's what it is.

Yeah, you must be sitting on a great deal
of very legitimate anger.

Rage even.

For that girl's sake, I almost hope you
don't find her.

You sure now?

Positive.

Thank you.

Palomar, I just saw you being taken into
Hollis' place.

Well, I hate to think,
but they might do this

little boy before
they, uh, k*ll him, huh?

It won't be pretty.

I think this is rotten.

I think this really stinks.

Yeah?

What's your problem?

That poor guy.

He never did anything to anybody.

And we've just sent him off to be tortured
and k*lled.

Your concern is very touching.

You fell for the guy, didn't you?

Just because I don't want to see him dead
doesn't mean I fell for him.

All of a sudden you got a conscience?

Since when?

I've always had one.

You've just never noticed, Marty.

There's a lot of things about me you've
never noticed.

What the hell's with you?

A few days with a shoe salesman and
suddenly you're a Girl Scout?

Hey, he was a decent guy.

And he treated me decent.

Which is a hell of a lot more than I can
say for you.

Is that so?

Yeah, that's so.

You're no good, Marty.

You're no damn good at all.

You know what?

You're becoming a real pain.

If you want to stick around, you better
wise up and fast.

Hey, Duke.

Yeah, boss?

I'm gonna try to run down our buyers.

You just stick here with little Sweetie
Pie.

Make sure she doesn't do anything stupid.

We seem to be running out of scotch.

We've got plenty.

I'm going to the liquor store.

Hey, you stay in here.

Where did they take him?

You guys get out of here while you can.

Where is Warren?

I can't.

Gates will k*ll me.

He'll k*ll us all.

Look, I'm not gonna let Warren get wasted.

Now, you set him up.

Where did they take him?

Look, I'm finished here.

Will you take me with you?

Come on.

What is this, Marty?

You're getting me mad.

Please, I'm telling you the truth.

My name is Perper.

Warren Perper.

I'm a shoe salesman.

Playing nuts won't help you.

I want my cocaine.

I don't have any cocaine.

All I got is shoes.

Lots of shoes.

You're making it tough.

It's okay.

I don't mind putting the screws to you.

I'll even enjoy it.

Give him a taste.

It gets a lot worse from there.

I'll leave you alone for an hour and look
what happens.

Let her get away, huh?

It's that bounty hunter and his friend.

He's a k*ller.

What do we do now?

Hollis has Warren.

That's the most important thing.

I'm going to stay with this stuff until
this deal goes down.

I want you to stay here.

Keep in touch with your contacts.

I want to know what's happening on the
outside.

What if the bounty hunter and Serena go to
help Warren?

That'll be terrific.

Hollis will spare me the trouble of
k*lling her myself.

Serena, are you here to join your
boyfriend?

We're all here to talk.

We'll see.

They're clean.

Come on.

We'll tell you where the cocaine is if you
let Marty go.

What makes you think he hasn't already
told us?

Because we know Marty Gates.

He'd die before he'd tell you.

I only hope we're not too late.

You're not.

Okay, I'm a practical man.

Where's my cocaine?

How can we be sure you'll let him go?

Look, I'm holding all the
cards and I'm not going

to give them up until I
get exactly what I want.

Mr. Severs, is that you?

Yes.

How'd you find me?

It's a long story, Warren.

Let's get out of here.

Oh, you believe me, huh?

Yes.

My

glasses, my glasses.

Here.

Here?

Here.

Oh, okay.

This way.

I'm really sorry about this, Warren.

You're sorry?

I've been shot at, beaten, kidnapped,
all because of you.

I hate you.

Come on, she brought us here.

We couldn't have saved you with that.

Really?

I love you.

I do.

If it wasn't for you, Warren, we'd be down
in St. Thomas having the time of our lives.

You know, I just want to thank you all.

And if there's anything I can do for you,
just let me know.

Yeah, well, there is something you can do.

Yeah, we need you to bring in Gates.

Anything but that.

Warren, getting Gates is the only thing
that'll take the heat off you.

Until we nail Gates, you're a hunted man.

Well, what can I do?

I don't even know where he is.

I don't either.

Right.

Naturally, he's going to be lying low
until he sells his cocaine.

But you're the only man that can lead us
to him.

How?

By beating him at his own game.

Don't you want us to go after him?

Where do you want to go?

We've got to do something.

Don't worry.

We're going to get him.

How?

Gates just arranged
with a pusher to sell

the cocaine, but that
pusher is in my pocket.

Any minute, we're going to be getting the
location of the score.

Gates doesn't know it, but he's going to
be dealing that cocaine to us.

There.

There.

What did I tell you?

Yeah?

Yeah, it's me.

Gates will be waiting for me at the 15th
Street warehouse.

Dougal, never go for it.

You know, I don't even smoke.

You do now.

Hold it.

Huh?

Hold it like this.

Okay.

You know, he's never going to buy it.

Sure he will.

Huh?

I can hardly see.

You'll be perfect.

We'll be right behind you.

Yeah.

Just remember to act like a hero.

Okay.

Duke will never know the difference.

Come on, show me.

All right, Duke, I want you to step on the
guy.

I want you to rub him out.

Put some cement galoshes
on him, because anybody that

double-crosses me, they
end up sleeping with the fishes.

Hey, you dull face, come here.

Shh.

Shh.

I'm sorry.

Are you all right?

It was too good.

I like the way you kiss food.

Thanks.

Well, let's get this over with.

Night of the Bishop's Four.

I'll bury you.

Doug, open the door.

Boss?

Open the damn door.

Is that you, Boss?

We got big problems, big problems.

I thought I was supposed to wait for your
phone call.

Yeah, but the bounty hunter showed up.

At the stash?

Yeah.

I got away before he got the stuff.

Come on, you have to drive me back.

How could he have found out?

I didn't think Serena knew where it was.

Don't ask me.

Come on, let's go.

This doesn't make any sense.

Listen.

Stupid.

Let's go.

The gate's your mine.

Come

on.

Let's go.

Come on.

Don't take any pictures.

Let's go.

It worked.

Everything go okay with Duke?

Warren gave a great performance.

Oh, he's wonderful.

Well, I gotta hand it to you, Cole.

This is turning out perfectly.

We follow them, and they lead us to Gates
and the Coke.

What about the deal?

We're going through with it.

Anybody gets in our way, they sleep with
the fishes.

Get up there.

They can't lose me.

Something wrong with your eyes?

What?

Your eyes.

You're squinting.

I'm just checking things out.

Well, let's go.

Hey, boss.

Come on.

Everything okay?

Everything's fine, Duke.

Let's go.

I'll get the stuff.

Hey, Duke.

What the hell are you doing here?

Huh?

I didn't call.

I told you.

Idiot.

You led him here.

It's that shoe salesman.

k*ll him.

Don't move.

You too, Duke.

It's me.

There's no time to waste.

k*ll him.

He's a phony.

Go on.

Can't you tell?

The cops must be on their way.

k*ll him.

I'm Gates.

I'm Gates.

I'm amazed.

Which one of you is Gates?

He is.

He is.

Actually, as long as my cocaine is here,
I couldn't care less.

Carlos.

We've lost them.

Poor Warren.

Well, he must be around here somewhere.

There's a car.

Looks like my goods are all intact.

All right.

k*ll them both.

Better make a surprise entrance,
kid.

You hold on.

Hit it.

Good job.

You may as well cuff him.

What are you doing?

With his eyes, Warren would have never
caught those.

This is Warren.

Oh, my God.

Warren.

Oh, baby.

Did I get him?

You sure did.

Oh, not bad, huh?

You were terrific.

I think you made a very nice choice.

I'll get them wrapped up for you,
okay?

Okay.

Thank you.

Hey, guys.

Stick around.

I've got a break coming up.

It's okay, Warren.

We've got to be heading back to town.

All right.

And St. Thomas.

We just thought we'd let
you know that Hollis is in the

slammer, so no one's going to
be coming after you anymore.

Well, that's a relief.

You know, these last few days have been,
what can I say?

Very enlightening.

Made me realize how nice it is to sell
shoes.

That's great.

By the way, Howie and I would like to
share our fee with you.

If it wasn't for you, we wouldn't have
called Gates.

No.

No, I don't want any money.

Come on, Warren.

You said yourself you'd been shot at and
kidnapped.

Beaten.

Yeah.

Plus that great performance you put on.

I mean, you ought to get something for
that.

Believe me.

I got plenty.

More than I ever hoped for.

Well, yeah.

What'd you get?

My fantasy.

Yeah.

Fantasy.

Kid, money can't hold a candle to that.