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02x06 - A Whale of a Tale

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Adventures in Paradise". Aired: October 5, 1959 – April 1, 1962.*
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Gardner McKay starred as Adam Troy, the captain of the schooner Tiki III, which sailed the South Pacific looking for passengers and adventure.

02x06 - A Whale of a Tale

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hey do you believe in man-made health me on book

you're asking for trouble Simone I'm trying to help you do you think Upton

will let you live once you fix the spot in life he just might Adam you will have

to k*ll them before they k*ll you just k*ll them like that I can help you do it

I'll be all right thanks for the warning I didn't do it for thanks Adam

I want you for my own my life

James a Michener's adventures in paradise

starring Gardner McKay as Adam Troy with James Holden as play Baker George Tobias

has Penrose a whale of a tale guest stars Juliet Prowse

Rhys Williams Cal voter

hi Sami your radio makes fine music today like already

what's the matter it's a bad storm over Samoa blowing northeast we are south

which is more than I can say about the Tiki that is there is high angle think

the velocity of 85 miles an hour path of the storm apparently a Southwest peak of

American Samoa proper she'll escape the full fury of the wall was a possible exception of the Manoa Islands gale

warnings have been posted in this area as well as it's Swain and danger islands far to the north fortunately the storm crosses no regular

shipping lanes on the brighter side of the new is the Pago Pago baseball today

madam is going to be right smack in the middle of it where was a tikki heading across town I'm got the hunger for the

guilty I'm worried about them Sunday

run forward put a/c Eiger over the side

the mold

that is bad for the record my show nothing is bad for that record if you

play it once more when I'm painting it I'll take it the machine and you my pet and deposit the three of you at the

bottom of the lagoon your tongue is coated dog then you need fresh greens

Bruce do you hear me see mold is being

named Simone what muscles he working on today on Tuesdays mr. muscles beautiful

exercises the ligamentum car my muscles fingers and to noon pectoral muscles

from noon until 5:00 and from 5:00 until bedtime trapezius you know he said you

were hot don't you why shouldn't I he took great pains to teach it to me on

a honeymoon

you won't play that a game for a spell will you ducks

the time frame thankfully the moment of truth

we just good luck Bruce oh boy alcohol in any form is detrimental to

the Constitution lack of alcohol is even worse oh boy by George I've done it

coconut brandy tasting some on our second year on the island will be a pleasure you said you're going to leave

this man I changed my mind we've already found one portion we can double it we have

found all we are ever going to find I'm just afloat it's big

I told you the storm would bring more tonight Rousso boy you bet the eye of an

eagle now get on the boat to light up the boiler come on Simo

what shall we do with a drunken sailor what shall we do with a drunken sailor what shall we do with a drunken sailor I

in the morning put him in the stuffers videos I phone him put him in the stuff is where your movie

catchy tune a what I learned it as an ad in Liverpool hmm

mentioned that the boiler a few thousand times we have all mentioned everything

before that is why I say we should leave here before it's too late nonsense a year goes by like that vag*na

every day was a month long I seem to remember you're passing the time very easily counting how much money we had

made met with the first four months we haven't made a sue since then and we shall not here we get to the morsel good

afternoon still want to leave our happy

little island home Simone such an

invigorating way to get me okay I was wrong the castaway what

and on a lifejacket a man if you dead or

alive I don't know what if he's alive

out there but sure we do with it the only thing we can do throw him back in hide it on Bruce

he's dead no not quite what are you gonna do lose the stain on

them be quiet why you gonna help nurse them back to health then sh**t him so you never learn what we're up to here

you must be mr. Bartholomew now we can

rap here the border can be fixed moose does no limit from dumbbells and I

will bet my share of I find that you don't either wring your neck wait

there may be one among us who could repair the boiler who this gentleman let's get in the ball why there's no

island crowded enough now he may be a seaman they know all about tools and machinery in the lake get him aboard

still alive still alive the brandy

huh little at a time ah you're getting

better by the moment

you're safe I'm sound how do you feel

will you shipwrecked in the storm yesterday washed over me I see well you

are passenger captain

ah he's dead

you know sound asleep like a child

repeat this is a schooner Tiki kam you calling all ships within a hundred miles

of our position longitude 165 degrees west latitude 10 degrees south this is an

emergency search call come in please

this is the schooner tiki kam you calling any vessel

you hear something there in the ship within 500 miles of us maybe somebody talked from Island a shore station

danger islands only chunk of land the chart shows within 200 miles now but they never even heard a radio there we

do now clay just what we've been doing keep going around in circles

I'm sorry kid

we're on I'm Tommy Cheers

not better it's it coconut brandy sir

just what the doctor ordered yeah well I have washed and ironed your shirt in front you never watched an iron

my shirt and pants allow me to introduce myself sir I am Ogden Bartholomew Adam

Troy how do you do sir and let me present the rest of our island population this is Seaborn Bell and a husband

proof spell well thank you mrs. Bell and

by the way what island is this oh it's just our island it now don't tire

yourself asking questions as plenty of time to talk later you just get your strength back or by the way captain with

a need of your help sir do you know anything about Ribbit's Ribbit's some

capital you'll see our boat Oh your boat as well now captain it's our only means of return to the

outside world was damaged the other day boiler rupture and now we have the tools but I'm afraid that ribbiting is not

quite in our line sir I see and what is your line mr.

Bartholomew I beg your pardon I said what is your line sir my line

oh I mean biologist oh yes I and these are my assistants Simone Belle and Bruce

bells Physical Culture addict enthusiast

same thing I won mr. muscles beautiful at Venice California last year work out

yourself do you captain Troy no no no no no more questions that captain Troy have his rest now just settle back and have

some sleep sir there'll be plenty of what to do on the boat when you're up to it yeah let's be off mr. Bartholomew yes

sir do you have a radio here yeah all set Oh wireless radios you say sir is it

isn't working humidity you know definitely beyond repair I see what a pity wanted to contact the

crew of my ship and tell them I'm safe they'll be searching for you well of course we'll and let's hope they're successful

oh by the way are you hungry a little yeah that is my department

Allah what would Monsieur desires is what Coquille st. Jacques Palermo attend um

like we have everything that the tendon sounds just fine s'appelle Seymour a

desert island is hardly the place for formalities now see here see mo can Bruce boy you

know how important rest is to the human machine rest is nature's time to reconstitute the body of course of

course

you're a very handsome man Monsieur droid I think you've been on a desert

island too long as his Bell

and now back to adventures in paradise

shipping damages are reported light but several vessels known to be in the area are yet unaccounted for we will bring

you late mullet ins on the aftermath of the typhoon as they are you here unread your news of the Tiki mr. Penrose o

Sunday listen child you'll have to do a better job of dusting around here it's getting so I find sand in the coconut

milk there's no news of captain Troy no news is good news by the fact that we haven't

heard a word is proof that they're okay

French women per man hasn't known the love of a French woman he has known love

mr. Penrose talking of women at a time like this when for all we know captain

Troy is in the jaws of a shark

everything is soda excellent you know I like music when I

die oh wait I used to be a singer one little

cafe in umeå I used to enter from here Kanta you'll be the manager you say it

might know Monsieur Adam 0% Seymour

a mad no but a long time since I've

heard that song say Mon I was on the entertaining Monsieur toy I was telling

him about that cafe man you also tell him about the Dutch sailor you sang that

song to one night in umeå it was really a nice guy captain Troy I was sorry to

hear that somebody beat him up within an inch of his life before he got back to his ship that night well those things

happen I suppose every so often I'm

surprised the two of you now how is Captain Troy supposed to get any rest with his constant flow of guests in here

how would you real captain fine I think I can be up and about now oh no not yet

you don't tiffen tonight's plenty of time the cool of the evening by the way captain do you

play bridge splendid we look forward to a fourth laundry across Manila now off we go

everyone hop hop hop come loose at that sailor I was telling you about

ah here was six months getting out of

the hospital sounds like a fragile man now don't

forget captain Bridget sundown sleep well

what are you out of your mind I saw a man there he never took his eyes

off her oh that's her fault not his Simone can't resist handsome men she never could you know that she's married

to me now and living on a desert island and a desert island is where she'd be living for the rest of her life along with you

and me and our fortune if you lay a hand on Troy can't you get it through that muscle-bound head of yours that we need

Troy the try alone can get us back to civilization all right bully boy

did you hear anything yet huh the radio another ship another Island maybe oh no

Kennedy I found this chart in a skipper's cabin he must have been looking at it before the storm it structure at all chart

we've been sailing on dozen currents he maybe this helped us find out i'm tahni

could be the natural drift where Evelyn overboard is south-southwest I figured

he'd Street Southwest I'll take over we got some backtracking to do prepare to

come about

pass three diamonds or spades pass

double pass leader boat captain Troy I

can't tell you how magnificent it is to have you with us 14 cards I'm sorry life

can't be all marine biology can it mr. Bartholomew no it god what is a torrid

it's a rare fish it's a sh**ting star

tell me Ogden what are you all doing out here a million miles from nowhere do we

here why we're just oh we're missionaries oh no no no we are

collecting ambergris whatever gave you

that idea two things first your marine biologist like I'm a hula dancer second that

storage Hut of yours out there your pardon me Simone stinks to the high heavens a stench I've smelled before in

Tonga where they put out four whales and to get the case is a product of whales often secreted leaf floating a product

called ambergris practically worth its weight in gold isn't it better in the

perfume industry right precisely delightful paradox don't you think

ambergris which you so colorfully put it soon sticks to the high heavens and yet

it is the fixative the chemical fixes which makes the rarest of perfumes possible the thank goodness but how did

you know where to look for timing these seas the shoreline well how does the elephant hunter know

where to find the elephant graveyard all charts myths

my lat there you have it Adam a whole dark secret is it worse than you thought

it would be well it depends is hunting ambergris legal well indeed it's just a form of fishing that part about the

boiler being damaged needing me is that part of the marine biologists story oh no that is true we cannot fix the boiler

we need you Adam because we want to get out of here as quickly as possible I do not we'd be losing a fortune if we were

head back now we could come back again ah once the word is out where we found

our amicus there'd be enough boats in these waters to hold it regatta I say we

stay well I don't know captain Troy I'll make you a full public our future

earnings well captain where you sent after going back all right

back we go all of us why do you say that

you wouldn't possibly mean that we we'd leave you here after you repaired our boat well thought crossed my mind well

why would we do that to keep me from telling anyone where the ambergris could be found in case he wanted to return her

some day to avoid the regatta so to speak God that is not nice does he mean

what I think he means captain Troy look at us closely do we look like

untrustworthy people

on the evidence of those keys you don't even trust each other

and that sir you will repair our boat horizontal and Ivan

you'd better or we'll k*ll you

well captain will you fix our boy lovers

I'll fix your boiler I'd rather fix your wagon

try one six three k*lling one six three okay

this is a scooter Tiki kam you calling any vessel within a hundred miles of

longitude 165 degrees west latitude 10 degrees south this is an

emergency search call come in please do

you read me over I got an answer Kelly a plane a plane tea key to enter Island

flag B 372 I read you clear over what's

your problem old man over Man Overboard night before last he was wearing a

yellow life jacket mark Tiki have you spotted anyone over sorry jiggy ain't spotted a soul ain't

even nude of anybody being picked up can you estimate his line of drift over give

or take a little probably south-southwest I think there's some islands in the area over you

wouldn't call them islands from up here you know I'm flying at 10,000 feet you can't make out any details over well

then fly Lord you may be able to save a man's life right there old boy but you

know I'm all living in fuel over don't little boy me now you're our only chance you've got to make a run over mine why

you Yanks are a feisty lot all right I'll make a run ticky thanks mate I'll

buy you a drink someday over and out

where are you going C Mon for a little walk well a little walk the other way have I

gone yet Adam all week no cuz I haven't let y'all week

she seems alright better run a while

do you believe in man-made help me onward

you're asking for trouble

yeah certain kinds I in like like tarantulas k*ller whales and married

women Bruce and I are only husband and wife until we get back to it's right there I can't stand the sight of him I

never could why did you marry her for business reasons Oh Bruce had $1,000 when he was

named mr. muscles beautiful I knew it could buy me a partnership without them he didn't have a suit but he knew where

the ambergris could be found I'm trying to help you do you think

abdun will let you live once you fix this boat he might he just might he knows I don't want to leave his ambergris ah

but you do know where he found it Mountain doesn't take any chances Adam doesn't it strike you as strange we

would come to a desert island sail several hundred miles in this ridiculous vessel without a professional seaman on

board someone who could do this repair work I was thinking about that there was

a fourth we are captain the owner of this boat the net mr. Ramiro tall what

happened to him Oh Ogden says that he fell when they were walking along the way stuck his head

under look audience says well what really happened I m*rder*d him he wanted a larger share

of the Amberleigh Adam you will have to k*ll them before they k*ll you just k*ll them like that I

can help you do it I'll be alright

thanks for the warning I didn't do it for thanks Adam

I want you for my own with a manner

you you all repeat it where we were the

day we found Troy I don't care I'll k*ll him and keep us here forever no man's gonna make a play for my wife

no man could she beats them to it you must sh**t someone sh**t her k*lling the

man she's after he's a waste of time he'll always be another one to take his place get to the heart of the matter old

boy k*ll her wait and the sooner the better I would

rather be shot than bored to death give him the g*n Simone I'm your husband I'd rather you

were my widower no and why not I love

you you should've shot an old man

now see here you a painting

what's all that fuss is up there you'll have enemies I wasn't the only

one after the hammer discharged I'm giving it another Rumpy of money

cheeky but he doesn't look too good over no distress signs of any kind a shirt

flying or stones on the beach I'm not back over a YAG over he may stumble back

he is coming back you're painting

sorry dinky negative no sign of a soul maybe you didn't get a good look try

once more be 372 I'm sorry I busted twice at minimum altitude over and out

wait time wants more okay we'll look ourselves

he has gone now the whole good show you were spotting that cameras and ever knew you could move so fast Ogden all right

captain Troy you've come out now I said

you can come out now captain Troy captain crime why all the planes gone all right

yes so I'm afraid is Captain Troy we're 40 gold well I guess we'll be playing

hide-and-seek captain fry

already a lot captain boys here we come

I can't I can't I don't it's this you

know we got to find you the same anywhere keep looking up there can't be

far off I don't tell me what to do remember you kept me from taking care of him on the beach then what any sign of him no not

you sure you looked hard positive do you think I want to spend the rest of my life on this miserable Island yes if he

stayed here with you what Troy is counting on we'll fight among ourselves

now we have to be sent no speeches Arjun we know what we have to do find troy

before he finds us one at a time Troy may not try to find us after all why should he

we're armed and he isn't hide forever no

hide until he spots his ship then set a signal fire his ship who says his ships

near here but who says it isn't that plane was talking but someone wasn't it I thought it was a man from Brisbane the

one you cheated on to the amber greet chat well it couldn't be he's dead now pay attention to me this is the idea we must take ty alive

we need him do we lie of course we do the boiler patch blew didn't it yes but this time I

can fix it you can't you sure positive I watched him work for five days didn't

I good I say we sh**t Troy on site that okay Simone Simone has nothing to say

about it now sh**t him if you can no get back up in the tower Simone and I will cover the other end of the island I have

two shots if you spot him and above all keep a sharp eye on our

boat he might try to get back what was

that boy so you're hearing things get back up

into the tower

the last month

see this one coming through bye honey

good work through so voy is he dead

price alone give me peace alive drop the

revolver Adam you're kidding the revolver Adam ha Thank You Simone

that's funny I had the idea we're on the same side oh we could have been but u-turn made up when when I kissed you

you didn't kiss back oh but that's something else Ogden's a m*rder*r so am i we both

k*lled our captain what you see now why we cannot be on the same side you will

take us all back a prisoner if I were on your side against Ogden do you think you

would say nothing to the police about what I had done I have always admired you Simone a ship

I'll take the right

that's it Simone I wouldn't let them do anything to you Adam

I still want you I need you Adam please take me with you

please

we're all fine everybody all right right now right now we're going to talk

business you know what this is all of champagne you can drink in a lifetime

and all the caviar you can eat riches Adam a fortune its traitor pentose as a

new get-rich-quick scheme on I'll cut it out this is for real I paid $200 for this chart you know what this leads to

tragic no hey maybe they still have got pearls nope we give up one Oh hamburgers

tell you all about ambergris

hey do you believe in man-made health beyond what

you're asking for trouble Simone I'm trying to help you do you think Upton

will let you live once you fix this boat in my he just might Adam you will have

to k*ll them before they k*ll you just k*ll them like that I could help you do it I'll be alright thanks for the

warning I didn't do it for thanks Adam I want you for my own

with a missing my life

James a Michener's adventures in paradise

starring Gardner McCain as Adam Troy with James Holden as play Baker George

Tobias has Penrose a whale of a tale guest stars Juliet Prowse Rhys Williams

çal voter

hi Sami you're ready I'll make fine music today like

it's a bad storm over Samoa blowing northeast we are south which is more

than I can say about the Tiki I think at a velocity of 85 miles an

hour half of the storm apparently a Southwest beat of American Samoa proper she'll escape the full fury of the wall

with a possible exception of the Manoa Islands gale warnings have been posted in this area as well as it's Swain and

danger islands far to the north fortunately the storm crosses no regular shipping lanes on the brighter side of

the news the Pago Pago baseball team today Adam is going to be right smack in

the middle of it where was a tikki heading across town I'm gonna hang up to the guilty

I'm worried about them Sunday

take over

and put a/c Eiger over the side

the mole

that is bad for the record my share nothing is bad for that record and if you play it once more while I'm waiting

I'll take it the machine and you my pet and deposit the three of you at the

bottom of the lagoon your tongue has caught a dog then you need fresh greens

Bruce do you hear me see mold is being

dipping again devil's name Simone what

muscles are working on to date on Tuesdays mr. muscles beautiful exercises

the ligamentum my muscles fingers until noon pectoral muscles from noon

until 5:00 and from 5:00 until bedtime trapezius you know we scheduled maja

don't you why shouldn't I he took great pains to teach it to me on

a honeymoon

you won't play that a game for a spell will you ducks

we just good luck Bruce oh boy alcohol in any form is detrimental to

the Constitution lack of alcohol is even worse oh boy

by George I've done it coconut brandy tastes moans who are

second year on the island will be a pleasure second year you said you want

to leave this man I changed my mind we've already found one portion we can double it we have found all we are ever

going to find I'll just afloat that's big

I told you the storm would bring more tonight Rousseau boy you bet the I have

an eagle now get on the boat fire up the boiler come on Simo

what shall we do with a drunken sailor what shall we do with a drunken sailor what shall we do with a drunken sailor I

in the morning put him in the stuff is with us I phone him put him in the stuff is with you

catchy tune a what I learned it as an ad in Liverpool he mentioned that the

boiler a few thousand times we have all mentioned everything before that is why

I say we should leave here before it's too late nonsense a year goes by like that vag*na

every day was a month long I seem to remember you passing the time very easily counting how much money we had

made with the first four months we haven't made it so since then and we shall not here we get to the morsel good

afternoon there still want to leave our happy

little island home Simone such an

invigorating way to get free of them I was wrong the castaway what

and on a lifejacket a man if you dead or

alive I don't know what if he's alive

out there but sure we do with him the only thing we can do going back in pilot on Bruce

he's dead no not quite what are you gonna do lose the stay of

them be quiet why you gonna help nurse them back to health then sh**t him so you never

learned what we're up to here

we can wrap here the border can be fixed

moose doesn't know limit from dumbbells and I will bet my share of I find that

you don't either wring your neck which

there may be one among us we're gonna repair the border who this gentleman let's get him a ball why there's no

island crowded enough now he may be a seaman they know all about tools and machinery in the lake get him aboard

still alive still alive the bragging

time you're getting better with the mode

you're safe and sound how do you feel

will you shipwrecked in the storm yesterday washed over me

I see well you are passenger captain

oh he's dead

you know sound asleep like a child

repeat this is a schooner Tiki kam you calling all ships within a hundred miles

of our position longitude 165 degrees west latitude 10 degrees south this is an

emergency search call come in please

this is the schooner Tiki kam you calling any vessel

you hear something there in the ship within 500 miles of us maybe somebody thought from Island a shore station

danger islands only chunk of land the chart shows within 200 miles now but they never even heard a radio there we

do now click just what we've been doing keep going around in circles

I'm sorry Kevin

we're out of Tommy Cheers

not bad it's it coconut brandy sir just

what the doctor ordered brother I've washed and ironed your shirt and fun you never watched an iron

my shirt and pants allow me to introduce myself sir I am Ogden Bartholomew Adam Troy how do you

do sir and let me present the rest of our island population this is Seaborn Bell and a husband Bruce Feiler well thank

you mrs. Bell and by the way what island is this oh it's just our island it now

don't tire yourself asking questions and plenty of time to talk later you just get your strength back

oh by the way captain lip we're in need of your help sir do you know anything about Ribbit's Ribbit's some capital

you'll see our boat Oh your boat as well now captain it's our only means of return to the

outside world was damaged the other day boiler rupture and now we have the tools but I'm afraid that ribbiting is not

quite in our line sir I see and what is your line mr. Bartholomew I make a pun I

said what is your line sir my line oh I I'm a marine biologist oh hi yes I and

these are my assistants Simone Belle and Bruce Belle please go touch' addict

enthusiast same thing i won mr. muscles beautiful at Venice California last year

work out yourself do you captain Troy no no no no no more questions let captain

Troy have his rest now just settle back and have some sleep sir yeah there'll be plenty of what to do on the boat when

you're up to it yeah let's be off mr. Bartholomew yes sir do you have a radio

here yeah all set oh why was radios you say sir is it

isn't working humidity you know definitely beyond repair I see pity wanted to contact the crew of my

ship and tell them I'm safe they'll be searching for you well of course they will and let's hope they're successful oh by

the way are you hungry a little yeah that is my department

Allah what would miss your desires as well cookies and Jacques Palermo attend

um like we have everything at the tin then sounds just fine zobelle seymour a

desert island is hardly the place for formalities no now see here C Mon come

Bruce boy you know how important rest is to the human-machine rest is nature's

time to reconstitute the body of course of course

you're a very handsome man with you like I think you've been on a desert island

too long as his Bell

and now back to adventures in paradise

shipping damages are reported light but several vessels known to be in the area are yet unaccounted for we will bring

you late mullet ins on the aftermath of the typhoon as they are you here unread your news of the Tiki mr. Penrose o

Sunday listen child you'll have to do a better job of dusting around here it's getting so I find sand in the coconut

milk there's no news of captain Troy no news is good news by the fact that we haven't

heard a word is proof that they're okay

French women the man hasn't known the love of a French woman he has known love

mr. Penrose talking of women at a time like this when for all we know captain

Troy is in the jaws of a shark

everything is order excellent I like

music when I die how I used to be a singer one little cafe in umeå I used to

enter from here concept you'll be the manager you say it might know Monsieur

Adam 0% Seymour

but a long time since I've heard that song c'est Mon I was on the entertaining

Monsieur toy I was telling him about that cafe man yeah also tell him about

the Dutch sailor you sang that song to one night in umeå it was really a nice

guy captain Troy I was sorry to hear that somebody beat him up within an inch of his life before he got back to his

ship that night well those things happen I suppose every so often I'm surprised

the two of you how is Captain Troy supposed to get any rest with his constant flow of guests in here how's

your captain fine I think I can be up and about now oh no not yet you don't terrific tonight plenty of time the cool

of the evening by the way captain zoom do you play bridge

splendid we look forward to a fourth won't we of course we are now off we go

everyone hop hop hop come loose that sailor I was telling you about

I hear was six months getting out of the

hospital sounds like a fragile man

now don't forget captain Bridget sundown sleep well

oops are you out of your mind I saw man there he never took his eyes

off her oh that's her fault not his Simone can't resist handsome men she never could you

know that she's married to me now and living on a desert island and a desert island is where she'd be living for the

rest of her life along with you and me in our fortune if you lay a hand on Troy can't you get it through that

muscle-bound head of yours that we need Troy's the try alone can get us back to

civilization all right bully boy

did you hear anything yet huh the radio another ship another island maybe oh no

Kennedy I found this chart in the skipper's cabin he must have been looking at it before the storm they structure at all

chart we've been sailing on Dustin currents hey maybe this help us find

Adam tani could be the natural drift where Evelyn overboard is south-southwest I figured he'd straight

southwest I'll take over we got some backtracking to do prepare to come about

pass three diamonds or spades Pass double pass Lido boat captain Troy

I can't tell you how magnificent it is to have you with us 14 cards I'm sorry

life can't be all marine biology can it mr. Bartholomew no it can't what is a torrid it's a rare fish it's a

sh**ting star tell me Ogden what are you all doing out

here a million miles from nowhere do we here why we're just we're missionaries

oh no no no we are collecting ambergris

whatever gave you that idea two things first your marine biologist

like I'm a hula dancer second that storage Hut of yours out there your pardon me Simone stinks to the high

heavens a stench I've smelled before in Tonga where they put out four whales and to get the case is a product of whales

often secreted leaf floating a product called ambergris practically worth its

weight in gold isn't it better in the perfume industry right precisely delightful paradox don't you

think it ambergris which you so colorfully put it soon sticks to the high heavens and yet it is the fixative

the chemical fixes which makes the rarest of perfumes possible thank goodness but how did you know

where to look for timing these seas the shoreline well how does the elephant hunter know

where to find the elephant graveyard or chart Smith's a fella there you have it Adam a hole

dark secret is it was that you thought it would be well it depends is hunting ambergris legal well indeed it's just a

form of fishing that part about the boiler being damaged needing me is that

part of the marine biologists story oh no that is true we cannot fix the boiler we need you Adam

the cuz we want to get out of here as quickly as possible I do not we'd be

losing a fortune if we were head back now we could come back again ah once the

word is out where we found our ambrus there'd be enough boats in these waters to hold it regatta I say we stay well I

don't know captain Troy I'll make you a full partner on our future earnings well

captain where you sent doctor going back alright back we go all of us why did you

say that you wouldn't possibly mean that we we'd leave you here after you repaired our boat well thought crossed

my mind well why would we do that to keep me from telling anyone where the ambergris

could be found and guess he wanted to return here someday to avoid the regatta so to speak God that is not nice does he

mean what I think he means captain Troy look at us closely do we look like

untrustworthy people

on the evidence of those keys you don't even trust each other

but you will repair our bottle soldier and I'm your better or we'll k*ll you

well captain will you fix our boy lovers

I'll fix your boiler I'd rather fix your wagon

try one six three k*lling one six three okay

this is a schooner Tiki kam you calling any vessel within a hundred miles of

longitude 165 degrees west latitude 10 degrees south this is an

emergency search call come in please ginger line of flight

feed 372 to ch*nk do you read me over I got an answer Kelly a plane a plane

tea key to enter Island flag B 372 I read you clear over what's your problem

old man over Man Overboard night before last he was wearing a yellow lifejacket

mark Tiki have you spotted anyone over sorry Tiki ain't spotted a soul ain't

even heard of anybody being picked up can you estimate it lineup drift over

give or take a little probably south-southwest I think there's some islands in the area over you

wouldn't call them islands from up here you know I'm flying at 10,000 feet and you can't make out any details over well

in fly Lord you may be able to save a man's life right here oh boy but you

know I'm all living in fuel over don't old boy me now you're our only chance you've got to make a run over mine why

you Yanks are a feisty lot all right I'll make a run Tiki thanks mate I'll

buy you a drink someday over and out

where are you going C Mon okay little walk well a little walk the

other way have I gone yet Adam all week no cuz I haven't let your week

she seems alright better a while do you

believe in man-made

you're asking for trouble

yeah certain kinds I in like like tarantulas k*ller whales and married

women Oh Bruce and I are only husband and wife until we get back to it's right there I can't stand the sight of him I

never could why did you marry him for business reasons Oh Bruce had $1,000 when he was

named mr. muscles beautiful I knew it could buy me a partnership with Ogden he

didn't have a suit but he knew where the ambergris could be found I'm trying to

help you do you think Upton will let you live once you fix this boat he might he just might he knows I don't want to

leave his ambergris ah but you do know where he found it Alton doesn't take any chances Adam doesn't it

strike you as strange we would come to a desert island sail several hundred miles in this ridiculous vessel without a

professional semen on board someone who could do this repair work I was thinking

about that there was a fourth we are captain the

owner of this boat the late mr. Hamilton what happened to him

Oh Ogden says that he fell when they were walking along the way stuck his

head on their luck audience says what really happened him he wanted a larger

share of the underbelly Adam you will have to k*ll them before they k*ll you

just k*ll them like that I can help you do it I'll be alright

thanks for the warning I didn't do it for thanks Adam

I want you for my own

who you all know where we were the day

we found Troy I don't care I'll k*ll him and keep us here forever no man's gonna make a play for my wife

no man could she beats them to it if you must sh**t someone sh**t huh k*lling the man she's after is a waste

of time it'll always be another one to take his place get to the heart of the matter old boy k*ll her wait and the

sooner the better I would rather be shot than bored to death give him the g*n

Simone I'm your husband I'd rather you were my widower no and why not

I love you you should have shot an old

man now see here you a planing

hi

what's all the fuss is up there we all have enemies I wasn't the only

one after the hammer discharged I'm giving it another run for your money

chickie but he doesn't look too good over no distress signs of any kind a

shirt flying or stones on the beach I'm not back over yang over he may stumble

back he is coming back for painting

sorry Kiki negative no sign of a soul maybe you didn't get a good look try

once more be 372 I'm sorry Kiki I've busted twice of minimum altitude over

and out wait ty wants more okay we'll look

ourselves

he is gone now hello good show you're spotting that cameras and ever knew you could move so fast Ogden

all right captain Troy you've come out now I said you can come out now captain

Troy captain crying well the planes gone all

right yes so I'm afraid is captain Troy we're 40 gold well I guess we'll be

playing hide-and-seek captain Troy

ready or not captain Troy here we come

and to try tak and time don't fix this you know we gotta find you the same

anywhere keep looking up there can't be far off I don't tell me what to do remember you

kept me from taking care of him on the beach him what any sign of him no not

you sure you looked hard positive do you think I want to spend the rest of my life on this miserable Island yes if he

stayed here with you oh you know what Roy is counting on we'll fight among

ourselves now we have to be sent those speeches Ogden we know what we have to do fine

Troy before he finds us one at a time Troy may not try to find us after all why should he we're armed and he isn't

hide forever no hide until he spots his ship then set a signal fire his ship who

says his ships near here and who says it isn't that plane we're talking but someone wasn't it I thought it was a man

from Brisbane the one you cheated out of the amber greeter well it couldn't be he's dead now pay attention to me

this is the idea we must take ty alive we need him do we of course we do the boiler patch

blew didn't it yes but this time I can fix it you can you sure positive

I watched him work for five days didn't I good I say we sh**t Troy on sight that

okay Simone Simone has nothing to say about it now sh**t him if you can no get back up

in the towel Simone and I will cover the other end of the island I have two shots

if you spot him and above all keep a sharp eye on our boat he might try to

get back what was that

voice oh you're hearing things get back up into the tower

the last month