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04x16 - Postman Pat Goes Undercover

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Postman Pat". Aired: 16 September 1981 – 27 September 1982.*
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Each episode follows the adventures of Patrick Clifton, a friendly country postman, and his black and white cat Jess, as he delivers the post through the valley of Greendale.

04x16 - Postman Pat Goes Undercover

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[Music]

yeah all the birds

here the day is just

see everybody knows his brightness

all his friends will smiles

you can never be sure

[Music]

beginning that feels he's a really happy

my pet feels he's a really happy

that feels he's a really happy man

[Music]

there's a few Parcels here too this is

for Dr Gilbertson and not big one is for

Jeff Pringle up at the school thank you

Mrs Goggins do take care Pat there's

some very windy weather on the way I'll

get this delivered straight away Mrs

Goggins come on Jess bye Pat good luck

settle down please class

now I don't need to remind you about our

school trip

how about

we go camping this weekend

make sure you get permission from your

parents mind

[Music]

I've always wanted to go camping me too

it's not fair I can't go

my auntie's coming to stay

cab picks yuck it would be dark freezing

cold full of creepy crawlies with

horrible bird food

oh no if we stay here we could play with

my new dolls house that's much better

isn't it Lucy uh yes I suppose so ah I

think I stay at home too oh come on

it'll be fun made up your minds then

who wants to go camping

put your hand up

where that's great

I'll book The minibus

oh no really oh dear

the children will be so disappointed

anyway thanks for letting us know

I used to go camping when I was a lad it

was great fun sleeping under the stars

singing songs around a campfire

I think Jess would like to go too

way I'm sorry children but I've got some

bad news

all the minibuses are booked out for the

weekend

so I'm afraid our trips off oh no

so just yet Jeff

I may be able to help

it's the old post bus

hasn't been used for years it's

beautiful

well it needs a new coat of paint and a

few bits and pieces

but I reckon it could make a great

school bus it's a great way for

something old to turn into something new

we can't do it with a little try like a

caterpillar to fly

[Music]

it's a great day it's something

new we can't do it with a little try

like

[Music]

to fly

it's brilliant

well done everyone come on now home time

we've an early start tomorrow

okay

hmm

don't think everyone's that Keen on this

camping trip

would you mind if I came alone wait Pat

I was just thinking the same thing

I could do with the help that's settled

then

I'll bring the camping gear in my van

we'll soon make sure everyone has a good

time

[Music]

don't worry Tom

you'll be fine

yes Pat All Aboard ready Pat I'll be

right behind you

[Music]

have a good time huh we're going to have

much more fun playing with my doll's

house

[Music]

we have to put the guy ropes at exactly

the right angle hurry Charlie

[Music]

yeah

no it's it's gonna go this way no no

this way oops

[Music]

I think you need to start with this

look

[Music]

now

[Music]

way at last

thanks Tom couldn't have done it without

you

going on the camping camping then girls

oh well I can't say I envy them the

weather forecast says going to be windy

tonight

see I do we were right to stay to stare

at you

sounds like you've got a cold coming

Sarah best get you into bed but lucida

we're going to play with my sorry

another time eh now come along Sarah

at you

I should have gone camping with the

others oh no dear you'll be much safer

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children we need some firewood

now don't go tearing off any branches

just look for the wood that's already on

the ground

and keep well away from the fire

I'm sure I brought some matches with me

oh well

I'm going to light the fire the

old-fashioned way

won't take long

hey look look what I found that's way

too big I'm I'm cold and I'm hungry I

hope dad gets that fire going soon

come on

light

are these your matches Pat ah thank you

Tom

just what I needed

[Music]

um

I never thought burnt sausages could

taste so good yeah so what do you think

of camping so far Tom not bad not bad I

think it's brilliant me too brilliant no

campfire Feast would be complete without

a sing-song

Jolly camping weather and a gentle

warming Breeze

[Music]

no then

I know you're all excited

but you you must try to sleep

guess what Dad

it's getting ever so windy out there

[Music]

the wind's getting stronger and stronger

don't worry we're quite safe in here

oh what's that noise

oh

well at least the other tents all right

wait now what are we going to do I want

to be going together now no no we have

to sleep

excuse me

I've got an idea

I've got an idea

why don't we sleep in the bus

just try to make yourself comfy as best

you can

ah

so that was the strange noise

bananas

mine the crocodile

[Music]

we had a great night's sleep

I didn't

okay everyone let's go home

yet

swimming through the trees

[Music]

[Music]

[Applause]

look they're here

[Music]

so how did it go it was dark and windy

and there were burnt sausages and we

lost the tent and see I told you it

would be a disaster it was fantastic oh

we can't wait to go again Nick time I'm

definitely coming with you well now

we've got our school bus we can go

anytime we like

thanks Pat it's you we have to thank Tom

yes I don't know what we would have done

without your good ideas

there's just one thing though Tom

have you got any good ideas to stop

people snoring

what wait what's so funny

[Applause]

is there

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