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04x18 - Postman Pat and the Magic Lamp

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Postman Pat". Aired: 16 September 1981 – 27 September 1982.*
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Each episode follows the adventures of Patrick Clifton, a friendly country postman, and his black and white cat Jess, as he delivers the post through the valley of Greendale.

04x18 - Postman Pat and the Magic Lamp

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all right

everybody knows his brightness

all his friends

you can never be sure

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oh

the days just beginning I feel

seasonally

how that feels he's a really happy man

that feels he's a really happy man

[Applause]

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morning Charlie

hey

oh

morning Ted uh morning pot uh

sorry

um hang on

oh thanks bud

nearly other red uniform there but

cheerio

Charlie hi right look Tom I've got a new

scientific calculator yeah

yeah it can add up and and and take away

and do really long songs and and

everything

it'll be really useful wow can I have a

go

we only just learned how to do it my

turn now

oh

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it's no good I can't do it my dad says

learning to do new things is a matter of

willpower mind over matter

I don't know

hey

look what I found

a lamp

a bit dirty

Heinz the genie doesn't come out oh she

means it might be a magic lamp you know

you know like like in Aladdin when you

rub it a genie comes out and grants you

three wishes really

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I wish I wish I could ride the

skateboard

come on then see if it worked I will

wait

I did it I did it Well Done Tom yeah

well done I wasn't thinking about

staying on the skateboard at all it was

the magic lamp it granted your wish no

it couldn't have this no such thing as

magic lamps or wishes it's all a matter

of willpower you don't need a lamp

um anyone seen my calculator

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hi everyone

watch me Pat

I've just learned how to skateboard

he made a wish on this

I think it's a magic lamp oh really

would you like to have a go go on well I

uh

all right then

hey yeah sorry Jess

Tom Katie huh where are you coming mom

bye Pat bye Pat see you later bye

Charlie bye Pat

now

where's my calculator

oh there you are

oh

oh oh

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are you all right Mom oh

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dear

oh I think I've sprained my ankle ah Pat

oh

dear

we'd better phone Dr Gilbertson oh thank

you Pat

dear if I don't get those plums picked

the Wasps will have them

oh

there that should feel better

you need to rest it for a day or two oh

dear what about my plums I'd hate to see

them go to waste can't we do it Mom yeah

I can help too I'm afraid not Darlings

no going up ladders is for grown-ups

um well um can we can we help with

something else the best way for you to

help is to leave her in peace for a

while yes and I've got to get back to

work come on everyone ah bye Julia

by Dr Gilbertson

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cheerio

let us pick the plums I know let's make

another wish on the magic lamp to pick

all the plums for mum there's no such

thing as magic lamps oh can you help me

look for my calculator

I'll tell you what

I do a proper scientific experiment to

prove you don't need magic lamps I use

the power of my thinking to help me find

my calculator

I will find my calculator

um

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I'm focusing my mind wow

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oh where got it

oh no it's just a sweet rapper

there it is your calculator

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I told you I'd find it you didn't just

did yeah anyway I still don't believe in

magic I know

let's make another wish

and then we'll know if the lamp's magic

or not won't we well okay

and then what are you going to wish for

something fun why not wish to get mum's

plums picked we'll do that after

okay

I wish something funny would happen

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[Applause]

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told you oh well

oh yeah

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oh dear

I am

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buy it

oh

no

get off

oh I don't know

sorry Ted we only wish something funny

would happen

we didn't mean we didn't think it would

really work it was it was an accident we

didn't mean any harm what

help get it off will you

oh

oh I'm sorry I'm sorry take me wait we

can't budget I wish Pat was here

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it really does work

oh oh there you are Jess I've been

looking all over for you

are you all right Ted

hang on

I'll get it off

oh

I wish the bucket would come off Ted's

head oh

I wish Tom you must have used all the

wishes up

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I think we'd better ring Dr Gilbertson

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yes

I'll soon have you out of there Ted oh

thank you doctor

on your hands and knees I think Ted head

head down a bit please thank you

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the Soaps are slippery so with a little

persuasion oh gently

oh

oh that's better

thank you doctor thank you Pat

it's my nose that was the worst bit

we're sorry Ted

it's our fault

we found a lamp it was a magic lamp we

made three wishes and they all came true

I didn't think they would but they did

we're very very sorry Ted

we could have wished for something

really useful if we wasted them all real

lamps don't grant wishes that's just in

stories

all you did was try to help that's right

it wasn't your fault wishes do come true

but you have to make them come true

yourself

if you had another wish

what would it be

pick the plums

that's that's

322 plums 323

we made a wish and we're making it come

true

all it takes

little effort

and a Little Help from your friends

oh you are good

thanks everyone thanks Pat

bike

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week

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please