01x05 - Superstein - Dogmaster

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From out of the pages of DC Comics comes

the world's newest and greatest

superhero, Plastic Man. He

can spring, he can stretch,

he can fly, he can bounce,

he can change his shape,

and he can even dance.

Each week, Plastic Man will face the

world's greatest collection of villains.

There's action. There's

comedy.

There's danger.

There's penny. There's bad

luck cooler.

There's plenty for everybody on the

Plastic Man Comedy Adventure Show.

Eat your heart out, paint man.

What did I tell you, Superstein?You're

never going to find that power source. Me

find it. You've been looking for the

power source for 20 years. Why don't you

give up?Me no give up. Me will find

answer in books.

Here, master, try this book.

If this book right,It's a two crystals

located in Village Museum. They will show

me where power source is.

Then we use power to bring Monster Army

to life. But me won't make mistakes. Put

his stupid brain in them like ancestors

did years ago. We get smartest

brains in country. And to get brains, we

send Monster Army out to steal them. They

will take smartest people in Village.

Let me transfer their brains into

monsters with my transfer machine. Well,

maybe Mother was wrong about you.

I am smart. And

handsome, too.

I knew the weather couldn't hold up with

my bad luck. Well, at least we got a

two-week vacation in Europe, and we're

going to try and enjoy it. Oh, boy, is it

cold, Plas. Makes you want to snuggle up

real close. Why, Penny, you don't need

that as an excuse to snuggle. I don't?

No. If you're cold, I'll turn up the

heater. Warm now, Penny?

Yeah, like an ice cube.

Plas, look!

I don't know what that guy's up to, but I

have a funny feeling it's not legal. When

duty calls, I must answer.

We got him.

Hi there. Excuse me, but I'd like to ask

you a few questions. Plastic man,

we don't have time.

I guess he was in a hurry. Now we go back

to Castle. He's not getting away

that easy.

You no stop me. Looks like

Plas could use some help. No, Hula, with

your luck. Too late.

This guy is tough. Here, Plas, I'll

hold you. Umm

Players, are you OK?Well, this is not

exactly what I'd call a relaxing

vacation. And thanks to my lousy luck,

that monster got away. I just wish I knew

what he was up to. Hey, look at

this. Where did you get that, Penny?Well,

I found it on the ground near the

building's foundation. Hmm, that monster

must have dropped it. And Speaking of

monsters, well, I see you're all

enjoying your little vacation. Nice and

peaceful, I presume. Well, no, not

exactly, Chief. You see, we ran into this

big guy and while he just. I want you to

know, Plastic Man, that you're on

vacation and you're not to even think

about work. You're there to relax and

enjoy. Gosh, Chief, that's real nice of

you. And while you're at it, see if you

can find out what that super-powered

Superstein is up to. And that's an order.

No wonder the chief told me to take my

vacation in Europe. What about this

crystal and that monster, class?Hold

on to the crystal for now. There's two

things we got to do before going after

that monster. What's that, class?Well,

the second thing is to check into our

hotel. What's the first thing we got to

do?Unwrap me from this lamp pole.

The master, the map, it's not

complete. Me need other crystal. It

completes map showing where power source

located. Ohh Well, butter glows. If

you hadn't dropped it. If plastic may not

come, me haven't. Me use

supervision to find other crystal. It's

got to be somewhere in the village.

The girl has it. We grab her and rip it

away. No! Yes, big man will try to

stop you. I have a better idea.

I'll throw a party and invite them.

Then we can get the crystal from her.

quietly without any trouble.

Then you can get rid of her. Ah,

the plastic man, nice of you to visit.

We've got three nice rooms for you and

your friends. Oh, at least this is a

friendlier greeting than we got earlier.

Are you plastic man?None other. You

and your friends are invited to a party.

Well, what do you know?Our first day here

and we get a party invitation. And be

there at eight o'clock sharp. Hmm

It's from a Baron Von Estein.

I can't put my finger on it, but there's

something suspicious about this. Are we

going to go, Plaz?I just love parties.

I think so. I'd like to meet this Baron

Von Estein.

Wow. This is some pad.

me clever. No one recognized me with

glasses on. What a fancy

party. There they are now. You know what

to do. Hello,

me, Baron Wahnstein, and this

my very pretty wife.

Pleased to meet you. Charmed, I'm sure.

Hope you all enjoy the party.

I think I've seen that big guy before.

I'm gonna talk to him again. I'll wait

here.

Excuse me, Baron. You look familiar. You

wouldn't happen to have a relative by the

name of Super Stein, would you?

Oh, I didn't think so. Gee, I don't know

what Plaz is suspicious about. This

party's great. Hey, there's Plaz.

Let's check out the dancing.

Gork fail. Me show how.

Me use this blow-up doll.

Now we switch.

May I have this dance?Oh, I'm a

little tired. Uh, Penny, why don't you

dance with the Baron?

Thank you.

It is done.

Boy, what a party. Penny and I had a

swell time. Strange?Penny hasn't said a

word since we left. It's as if she's not

even here.

Penny?Punctured pineapples. Penny's

popped.

Somebody pulled a switch on us. Now

I know. I didn't recognize him because he

was wearing glasses. The Baron von S

Stein was really super Stein.

Penny's in real trouble. Head back to the

castle.

The crystal she had completes, man. Power

source located on island of Greece.

Here's the back way into the dungeon.

Well, it's locked. We can't get in. Oh,

yes, we can. I'll slide through the

keyhole and unlock it from the inside.

What are you gonna do?You let me go, you

fiend! Me do better than let you go.

Me get rid of you.

Not so fast, stupid Stein. Plastic

man. Right, and your dirty diabolical

game is up. teach you to try and

stop the great Super Stein?

I don't think he likes me.

This should stop that classic nuisance!

Oh, Lance! Help! Help

Super Stein will have to wait. Penny

needs our help. Shivering

sugar canes. Pen is heading right for

that boiling car.

Let's go.

Oh, help me! Help!

Hurry, Penny!

Just me! Oh, Lance! You

saved me just in the nick of time!

That Superstar must be up to something

incredibly horrendous to do what he's

doing. Look, he's getting away.

After me bring Monster Army to life,

me going to smash, twist,

mold, and ooze

Plastic Man into a trophy.

Then Monster Army get brains from Village

People, and no one can stop them. Then

you'll be proud of Superstar.

So all you heard, Penny, was that

Superstein was heading for an island off

Greece to get the power source. Right.

And at this speed, we'll be there in a

little while.

Power source inside a mountain. He fist

burned through.

Now to get power source.

Watch it! Be careful!

The power source is mine!

Now me can put my gruesome plan into

action. No one powerful enough to

stop me.

Come on. Looks

like Superstein's already been here.

Either him or a bulldozer.

Ohh You

two say that. I'll handle this menacing

misfit.

I always wanted cut up.

No, Gork!

Hey, what's going on?

Help, let us down. Yoo-hoo,

Plastic Man, or you two friends could

have a little accident.

Why am I always the one to think of these

clever traps?You always better at it

than me. When that vulture flies over the

treacherous rocks, you rope those

meddling fools, and they'll fall a

thousand feet.

Take them to their doom.

Now we go back to gasle.

We're heading over those rocks. I have a

funny feeling this is not gonna be a soft

landing.

This rope is plastered with glue.

There's no way to squeeze out in time.

Falling coconuts we're gonna hit any

second. Wait a

minute, class. If we can just call the

plaster jet. Good idea, Penny. I'll

operate your wrist communicator.

That did it. The jet's on its way.

Your dinner class was safe and sound.

I take that back. It's the Chief. I

see you're all wrapped up in your

vacation, Plastic Man. Didn't I tell you

to get after Superstein?Oh, yeah,

you did, Chief. But Superstein seems to

have gotten us. You just better get

him, or you'll get it from me.

We'd better head back to Superstein's

castle fast. Right, Penny. And while

we're heading there, I'll unsteam this

glue so he can get out of this rope.

Now with Power Source, me can bring

Monster Army to life. Now to

start test.

It's working. Stack.

Me do it! I'm so proud of

my Steiny Whiny. Oh, you

know what it do to me when you call me

Steiny Whiny. Master, what

about your monster army?Score it right.

Me continue.

My monsters come to life, and

soon they go into village to get brains.

And with Plastic Man out of

way, they can't be stopped. We're

just about over Superstein's castle,

class. Take her down carefully, Penny. We

don't know what to expect.

This way. Come on.

The coast is clear. Where did they

go?I think here's your answer. Remind

me never to use these guys as interior

decorators. Oh, Superstan's

probably taking his monsters into the

village. And we've got to stop him. To

the jet. We've got no time to lose.

His will make fine brain. Get him.

No! No, no Please stay away!

Help! Help me! Good. Very good.

Now load him in cart with others.

Help! Help Leave me alone! Help! Help

Help Leave me alone! Please! I am

so proud. We hope other monsters do a

good job.

Please let me go. Please stop!

Now, take them back to Casa. We will

begin brain transfers here.

I think I'm picking up

something. That's Super Stein and his

monster army, all right. Penny, you land

the jet. I'm taking the quick way down.

Excellent. Perfect. Mind if I

borrow that?You may have power

source, but me have you.

This guy is not exactly what I call

cooperative. Oh, no! I dropped the

power source, and this fruit won't let me

go. You just hang in there, Plas.

We'll catch it.

I got it! I got it!

I'd lose more power sources that way.

This guy's tougher than I bargained for.

Now to get the power source back. You

don't get it.

I'll get it.

Take power source. Penny, hula,

catch!

Don't let him get it!

My super breath will put into

Plastic Man.

Superstein is beginning to get on my

nerves. Oh, help! Oh, help!

Please help. Can I have to do something?

Now you b*tch

If I can't hold him, he'll burst me into

a million pieces. But if I can connect to

the power source, I might be able to

drain Superstein's power and stop his

monsters. Hola, hold out the power

source. If it can give power, it can take

it away. Hola, reverse the power.

You know, powerful Super

Stein. It's a good thing the power source

doesn't affect plastic powers. Your

powers are drained away, Super Stein, and

in a few moments, your army of monsters

will cease to function.

You ruin Super Stein's plans, plastic

men. Well, you didn't exactly help our

vacation plans either. Good work, you

guys. With Super Stein and his monsters

out of Commission, these two were easy.

I'd say we've seen the last of Super

Stein's monsters and Super

Stein. Well,

Chief, Super Stein and his g*ng are all

put away, and the power source is in the

town museum, where it'll never be used

for evil again. That's still no excuse to

stay an extra 3 days over your vacation

time. Say, Chief, with Super Stein's

monsters after people's brains, weren't

you worried they might have gotten mine?I

knew there was no way they could get your

brain plans. Oh, because you know I'm so

brave and clever and skillful and cunning

and daring, huh, Chief?No, I figured your

swelled head. never fit in Super Stein's

transfer machine. Well,

when you got it, you got it.

Take me to your chimp!

It's done!What an incredible hiding place

for the secret formula to the power ray,

in the brain of an ordinary-looking

chimp. When Chucka hears the secret code

word we've implanted, he will

automatically repeat the formula.

Exactly why he must be

mine!

Grab the chimp! He's

escaping!I must have

that formula!

After him!

He's headed for the city. Isn't

the moon beautiful, players?

Doesn't it give you ideas?

Reminds me of a Hawaiian pizza. I'm

starved. This is no time to think

about food. Ohh Right,

players?I don't know, Penny. A pizza

sounds pretty good to me.

Hi, Chief. No time for chit-chat.

Dogmaster has just tried to steal a

top-secret chimp. A chimp?A chimp

which happens to have the most valuable

secret in the world locked in its brain.

A secret which cannot fall into

Dogmaster's evil hands. I'll

do my best, Chief. This time, try a

bit more than your best. Chukka, the

chimp, managed to escape, and Dogmaster's

hot on his trail. It's up to you to get

there first. We're on our way to save the

day. Oh, Lance, you always come

up with the cleverest saying.

I think they've picked up the chimp's

trail.

There's only one way to beat Dogmaster to

the chimp. What's that?I'll

think like a chimp and anticipate his

moves.

But what does a chimp think about?

Bananas, like in that warehouse down

there. Class, I see him.

Meet me inside. Here I come, Chucka,

ready or not.

I need that chimp, plastic man, and

not even you. I'm going to stop me.

Nice, doggies. Can't we bark this over?

Ohh I guess not. I hope you fellas like

bananas.

Here we come, Plaz. Going my

way?

Mother of Maui. Ohh

This time, you're really on ice,

rubber runt.

Look what I found hanging around, Daddy

Doggy. Good work, Foxy.

But what about Plastic Man?Ohh

I think he's about to get the closest

shave of his life.

Wow. We're about to become instant ice

cubes. I'd better think of somethingfast.

Now what, class?First, we thaw out.

Then we find out where Dog Master took

the chimp. This is

the place?This is where my connection's

set to meet him. Just so your connections

can tell us where Dogmaster is hiding the

chimp. Ooh, it's

chilly, and I didn't bring a coat.

How's this, Penny?Oh, that's

wonderful. You're putting on

weights, honey. No small talk, Salty.

Did you find out about Dogmaster?

Yeah, he's hiding out at the old mothball

fleet of old Navy ships.

Dogmaster has taken Chucka to a mothball

fleet. Mothball fleet?It's a collection

of out-of-service Navy ships. There's

only one problem. There's at least a

hundred of those old Navy ships anchored

not far away. It's not going to be easy

figuring out which ship Dogmaster is

using. But don't worry, I'll think of

something I always do.

Plastic Man is getting too close for

comfort, Daddy Doggy. And we still don't

know the secret word that will cause the

chimp to spill the beans. Patience,

starter.

We're going to help that elongated fool

get even closer.

But why?Because when Plastic

Man steps aboard our ship, he'll be

walking into a trap.

Crumbling coconuts, Plas. It's hopeless.

Nothing is hopeless, Hoola. Not with my

trained eye on the job. That's it. Smoke

coming from that ship. It's

got to be where Dog Master's holding

chukka.

Kinda spooky. Let's split up and look

around.

Look! A banana peel! Chuck-a must

have dropped it. There's another. And

another. And another. Come

on, let's follow him. It'll lead us to

him.

Oh, look. Mother of Maui. We

found him.

Oh, I'll have you out of there in a jiff,

little fella. I'm afraid it's you

meddlers who are going into the cage.

Liz, help!

Good old Penny. She's found Dog Master.

It's no use, Hoola. They only

react to that weird whistle of Dog

Masters. Oh, Pless. Where are you,

nut, if we need you?Say no more, Hoola.

I'm one stretch ahead of you. Just like I

planned it.

Come and rescue your friends, PlasticMan.

I'll spring in and out before anyone

knows what's happened.

That last step was a dilly.

This almost looks like it was planned.

How right you are, plastic man.

Dogmaster's spraying us with sleeping

gas. We've got to

clear the air, huh

Run! Let's get out of here.

Quick, to the mini shop!

Cast off the lines!

The lines tied too tight. Honey,

I thought there was only one line.

Elastic man! This collar ought to hold

you until the police arrive.

You'll all be happy to know that

Dogmaster and Foxy are in jail, and the

dogs return to their rightful owners,

freed from the spell of Dogmaster's

whistle.

Ohh

Come on, Chimp. It's your move. Hmph.

I see that Chimp is smarter than you are.

Well, at least Chuck has only got one

checka left.

And you've got nothing. Well, I guess you

can't win 'em all.

Oh, chukka.