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05x07 - Postman Pat and the Incredible Inventions

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Postman Pat". Aired: 16 September 1981 – 27 September 1982.*
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Each episode follows the adventures of Patrick Clifton, a friendly country postman, and his black and white cat Jess, as he delivers the post through the valley of Greendale.

05x07 - Postman Pat and the Incredible Inventions

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wow

it's no good love

i can't mend the water pipe oh no

this leak is getting worse and worse i

think it's great

i'm going to call ted perhaps he can fix

it

there the ted glenn fully automated get

you up machine

i'll never sleep through my alarm again

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ow

marvelous

hey who's that

hello

ted

it's packed

uh

we've got a burst water pipe don't worry

i'll be over straight away

don't worry love if anybody can fix this

ted can i think it's fun i like having

breakfast in the rain

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the water turned off but it's a big job

i'm afraid

it'll take a while to mend

oh dear

what are we going to do in the meantime

well we can't stay here

not with the water off and everything's

soaking wet

we could go and stay with my sister in

pancaster i suppose but what about

school

and delivering the post

well you could always come and stay with

me

wow can we mom well we don't want to

trouble you oh please please please it

would be so cool to stay at the water

mill

hmm

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no then

butt can have the hammock

sarah can have the couch

and i'll have the camp bed

what about you ted oh don't worry about

me

i'll bed down in one of the outhouses

now then what does this do ted that

it's one of my new inventions the ted

glenn fully mechanized auto cat basket

wow how does it work

first you put your cat in

like so

then you decide what time you want him

to get up in the morning

off you go

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perhaps it needs a bit more work

shall we get some firewood in uh

it's very good of you to put us up like

this ted that's all right but

i could do with the company it must get

a bit lonely up here all on your own

i can't complain

i've got the mill and all the inventions

to keep me busy

the ted glenn fully automated cooking

machine

first place the sausages in the frying

pan

next take the beans

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right now you

hang on what's happened to the sausages

yeah i definitely put them in

oh well

now for the eggs

mom

look out

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hello you too

how are you getting on with my cooking

machine

oh dear

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uh

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are you asleep

no not anymore love no

sorry

it's just well i hate to sound

ungrateful

but i'm not too keen on ted's funny

inventions i know what you mean love

still at least we're safe in bed they

can't get to us here

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what's happening

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oh dear

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oh

i didn't realize how much i'd miss my

own hammock

morning ted i got up early to do a bit

of a spring clean what do you think

uh i

well

morning ted uh

morning butt

you're right it didn't get much sleep

last night him and me both

your get you up machine kept getting me

up

every five minutes oh um

sorry

right who's next in line for the

bathroom oh thanks sarah i'll just me

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sorry jess i didn't see you there

i'm not used to all this company

hello charlie come to see julian um yeah

that's right i heard you were staying

here oh

you're so lucky all these inventions and

and machines we're going to start ted's

new washing machine invention in a

minute charlie wow

you can stay and watch if you like oh

thanks mrs clifton

right that's the clothes what now

we fill her up

pat if you can hang that bucket on that

ook right you are ted

wow

whoever would have thought doing the

washing could be such fun

here she comes

just guide her in now

that's grand

right then i'll get off and fix that

pipe of yours

okay ted thanks bye

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morning ted

oh you got company down at the water

mill

that's right

it's not going too well though or is

that ted i don't know i suppose i'm just

not used to having other fork around

you've been living on your own too long

ted and that's the way i like it i'm

afraid

so the sooner i get pat's house fixed up

the better

right that's all the water

now for the soap

oh i do hope we can go home soon pat

i've seen enough of ted's inventions to

last me a lifetime antibacks please

inventors coming through

what are you two up to we're we are

making an invention mr clifton just like

one of ted's

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replace damaged pipe

men's ceiling

repaint sounds like a big job ted i'll

give you a hand if you like i'm off duty

in a few minutes

thanks arthur

it'll still take time because we can't

get a third mum

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you need hello

job done call him up he's the one find

the workshop

and then you'll get help from techland

let's get help

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oh no

oh i can't stay here one moment longer

just look at your trousers but what

about our invention we haven't finished

it yet

i'm sorry julian but mum's right

come on jess

where are you going to tell ted we're

leaving

bear

all done nice work lads oh

what's up ted

i thought you were looking forward to

having your place to yourself again

i am i'm just worried about pat and

sarah

they're going to be so disappointed when

they hear they've got to move out

they seem to be enjoying living at my

house

hello

that'll be part

hello everyone

why you've done a grand job oh you can

move back in straight away wow ted

that's absolutely fanta

i mean

that's great ted

you must have worked very hard all of

you

you're not too disappointed no no i'm

i'm very grateful but what about you ted

won't you be lonely without us around

only worry about me but uh i'll be okay

come on then let's go and give sarah the

news

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what

oh but that's

very disappointing

that we have to leave ted's wonderful

house

but we'll be glad to go home of course

can't we stay a bit longer please no

ted's put up with us for quite long

enough julian but but

we we've just finished his present

what

they've been working on it all day

it's to say thank you for having us

ta-da

it's an invention ted like what are

yours

well i don't know what to say

what does it do charlie it it controls

all the other machines in the place

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what oh

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oh ted

i'm so sorry

we'll tidy up before we go

no no you're all right

i like it like this actually

it feels more like

more like home

hey

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is

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just a cat

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can you guess what's in his bag

you