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05x26 - Postman Pat's Spy Mission

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Postman Pat". Aired: 16 September 1981 – 27 September 1982.*
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Each episode follows the adventures of Patrick Clifton, a friendly country postman, and his black and white cat Jess, as he delivers the post through the valley of Greendale.

05x26 - Postman Pat's Spy Mission

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morning mrs goggins morning pat

not much meal today pat looks like you

might have an easy day well i quite like

being busy mrs goggins

oh bet

bye mrs goggins see you later

[Music]

morning ted

post

ted

where could he be

hello butt

[Music]

i'm just about to start matures

what

in your hoversuit it's much better than

a ladder

look

right

just river up

and up we go

are you all right ted

ow

no i think i've twisted my uncle butt

oh dear

i think we'd better call dr gilbertson

hi julian

look at the radio i've made

it's a funny looking radio it works

though listen

[Applause]

that sounds weird

what is it sounds like a

a cold

oh

maybe it's a spine

what

sending a secret message

it's coming from over here

that's a nasty spring ted you should

stay off it for at least a day or two

two days

what about tommy jobs

i'm sorry ted but if you walk on it

you'll make it worse

i'll stop by tomorrow to see how you're

getting on bye

thank you doctor

what am i gonna do pat

i ain't letting people down

well i'm not that busy today ted perhaps

i could help out

that's grand thanks but

here

take this walkie-talkie and if you get

stuck with anything

i'll tell you what to do

good idea ted

let's give you a radio name

um

you can be red leader because you've got

a red round you get it

and i'll be base

red leader

right

my first job was over at the church

message understood

i'm on my

[Music]

well because

something secret

[Music]

that is not a spy

that's bill doing his saturday morning

radio show

well it was my first goal

[Applause]

uh-oh

[Music]

[Music]

morning reverend oh good morning bet

i was just practicing the violin whilst

i wait for ted well i'm afraid ted's

hurt his foot

poor ted so i'm doing his jobs today

what do you need me to do um let me see

the things for the village charity sale

need sorting out

and uh well i could do with some help

with this furniture right

let's get started then

[Music]

[Applause]

that's not a spy either that's pc selby

on his police radio

[Music]

oh

well

there is a spy somewhere i just know it

there

all done

thank you pat

a fitting replacement for ted if ever i

saw one thanks reverend bye

[Music]

this is pat uh i mean red leader to base

i finished at the church

over

that's grand

proceed to the station next

roger bass

on my way

over and out

so

you're dead glenn for the day here pat

there's plenty to do

we've got to clean the rocket and move

the big tent to the car park so my

brother can pick it up

we'd better get started then

charlie

i'm bored oh

okay

um

do you want to go julian me

really

cool hey i've got it

come on charlie or we'll never find the

spy

whoo

that was hard work

but she looks great

she's a beauty all right did you say the

tent needed moving

what

oh i

oh

it's heavy

i know

[Music]

watch out for that

oh hello pat

um

hello love

hello nisha

[Music]

[Laughter]

and okay julia

yeah i'm getting in the car now

just keep the lamb warm

oh it was just amy on a mobile phone

maybe you're right

maybe there aren't any spies in

greendale

[Music]

that was hard work jess

red leader to base i finished at the

station

what's my next mission

i repeat red lead

what's my next mission

did you hear that

it sounded just like a

a real spy

[Music]

i sound just like a spy jess

[Music]

oh no

i've lost it

oh

julian

[Applause]

i'll tractor engine's broken down

you need to go and fix it

i'll tell you what to do when you get

there

although

right

copy that base

a real spy

and he's going to do something to house

tractor

we've got to tell pc selby

hello elf hello pat

so you're the only man today eh

me tractor's in the band there

i don't know what's up with it i'd stay

and help but i've got to feed me sheep

don't worry alf ted will tell me how to

fix it on this radio bye buck cheerio so

let me get this straight

you're saying that there's a spy in

greendale

and he's gonna do something to elves

tractor yes yes that that's right

red leader to base

are you there ted over

i'm here red leader

over

i can't just run off to elves chasing

spies

i need some kind of proof but

listen now

what should i do first

unplugging the brakes is very dangerous

boys

come with me and bring your radio

[Music]

okay

i've unplugged the brakes over

righto now unplug the blue pipe over

ah

mind it doesn't squirt oil on you though

[Music]

okay base

i've taken all the bits off over

now comes the tricky bit

wow

just the red pipe to unplug now

over

but there's two red pipes which one top

or bottom over

oh

i don't know

uh but get the wrong one and it'll break

for good

um

[Music]

i'll just have to make a guess jess

stop

ah

oh hello arthur

thank goodness you're here i could do

with a hand

dad

you're not a spy a spy

no i'm just trying to mend alf's tractor

ted's helping me over the radio

is something wrong no pat

just a bit of a mistake that's all

talk about wasting police time sorry

well now i'm done i suppose

if you want to fix that tractor you

better unplug that top pipe first oh

thanks arthur

[Music]

everything's fine ted ready to finish

the job

thanks for mending me tractor everybody

see you later

no problem alf

see you later bye

thanks for all your help but

that was your last job of the day

over

thank you ted i enjoyed every minute

this is postman pet and jess the cat

signing off

over and out

[Music]

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