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05x27 - Postman Pat's Ice'Capade

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Postman Pat". Aired: 16 September 1981 – 27 September 1982.*
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Each episode follows the adventures of Patrick Clifton, a friendly country postman, and his black and white cat Jess, as he delivers the post through the valley of Greendale.

05x27 - Postman Pat's Ice'Capade

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[Music]

morning pat morning jess

morning mrs goggins chilly out there

today uh that's all i've got for you

today i'm afraid you'll have to collect

the rest of the post from the station

ajay should be back from pencaster with

it by now

[Music]

hi jay

is everything all right

no it's not all right the rocket's

frozen solid and i haven't been able to

get to pancaster to collect the post

today

i'm just trying to unstick the water

pipe to get her going again

looks like it's come unstuck all right

oh no

the green dare rocket will never move

now

look at the car park too

oh dear all that water has frozen solid

[Music]

am i going to get rid of all this ice

i don't know aj

but now i haven't got much post to

deliver i'll get back as soon as i can

and give you a hand thanks pat

[Music]

oh this

this is slippy

[Music]

hey

that was close

[Music]

now

careful jess

[Music]

come on jess

we've got posts to deliver

[Music]

mira

what are you doing here shouldn't you be

at school the heating isn't working

mr pringle sent us all home until he can

get it fixed

oh dear poor jeff

mom can we play outside

okay but be careful because it's very

icy out there thanks mom

[Music]

hello you two

no school today

no the heating's broken would you like a

ride on our sledge pat

not today thanks you two have fun though

thanks come on

[Music]

there you go julia oh

thanks pat

what's that you're doing oh well it's a

bit slippy out here so i'm sprinkling

some grit on the path it melts the ice

what a good idea that's just what ajay

needs for the frozen car park i've got

plenty to spare pat you're welcome to

take this sack and give it a try thanks

julia that's very kind of you

cheerio bye pat

careful on the path i haven't gritted

all of it yet

whoops i see what you mean

[Music]

[Music]

[Applause]

wow

did you see pat go

yes

come on jess no

oh

my god

it's just like a real ice ring

and it's brilliant for sliding too

watch this

[Applause]

it's fantastic

my turn

[Music]

no

i'm going to dance on the ice like a

real ice skater

that's boring

come on bill let's see who can slide the

best

[Music]

nice try mira thank you

but what you need are some ice skates

i used to have a couple of old bears

lying around somewhere

oh

can i try them dad

hi

why not

i'm not having much luck fixing the

train

why don't we both have a go i'll see if

i can find them thanks dad

[Music]

are you coming jess

watch out sheep i've got lettuce to

deliver

[Music]

oh dear

this ice is making things very tricky

i hope aj is okay at the station

maybe these ice kits won't such a good

idea after all oh come on dad it'll be

fun

[Music]

sorry dad

oh

it's okay

go on

give them a whirl

[Music]

[Applause]

takes practice that's all

but i think i'll stick to driving trains

watch out lads

[Music]

hello there ted whoa what

watch out

oh

some post for you ted

bye

that were impressive

thanks uh i'm having a right job

delivering the post with all this snow

and ice about

oh well you see that's where my latest

invention comes in andy

it's the ted glenn automatic de-icing

machine

it melts all that snow and ice in a

jiffy

watch

all you have to do is point it to what

you want to de-ice like this

[Applause]

wow now that is impressive aj could do

with that to de-ice the greendale rocket

and the car park

well what are we waiting for

let's go

[Music]

come on you two don't you want to try

skating

no

this is much more fun

i'll go and see if i can find something

to slide on to make it faster

oh come on bill

all proper ice skaters have skating

partners

nah

scare things for girls why because boys

can't do it can't sure go on then show

me

[Music]

[Laughter]

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

see

i told you it was fun

[Music]

look i got these sacks from the post van

on the train to slide on

what are you doing

uh nothing

well let's just try out those sacks but

i thought you were my skating partner

[Applause]

hey everybody come and get some nice hot

chocolate

[Applause]

[Music]

you're skating really well now mayor

bill julian have you been skating too

no we've been sliding

oh i see

mom dad will you come and watch me do my

ice dance as soon as you've finished

your hot chocolate

i wonder where rj's got to i don't know

but didn't look like he's had much luck

with this

look at those icicles

wait till i'm done with my machine

let's try it on the rocket first and

then we can get cracking on the car park

[Music]

[Music]

wow pat

how did you get rid of all those icicles

with ted's new deicing machine

what do you think

it's wonderful

thank you pat

i'll de-ice the car park now no

stop stop stop

what's wrong we don't want you to melt

the ice in the car park why not it's our

ice rink

ice rink

hi they've been playing on the ice all

day

mir has even been practicing a nice

dance on skates well now you're talking

i love a bit of ice skating me i didn't

know you could ice skate dad me oh

no i've got two left feet

i just like to watch oh

i really need someone to skate with me

to do my special ice dance

can you skate pat no sorry mira i bet

you can

you might not have had skates on but you

were doing a grand job on that ice

earlier

why don't you give it a try oh

no i i don't think it's a good idea oh

please pat

all the proper ice skaters have partners

to skate with

go on but

you'll be great

[Music]

so

[Music]

welcome back

[Music]

them's the best ice dancers i've ever

seen

thanks pat

you're a great ice dancer

thank you

[Music]

[Music]

um

yes thanks but maybe i'll leave the

skating to the real ice dancers like you

from now on

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]