01x04 - Episode Four

[bunniefuu]

- [Kidder] Come on, what's this one?

- [Icky] That one?

- Yeah.

- It's-

It's thingy.

You know the one!

- Yeah, I know which one it is.

I'm tryin' to find out if you do.

- Is it D for dog?

- No.

- [Icky] Well, it looked like it.

It looked like D for dog.

- What's this one?

- That one?

- Yeah.

- It's-

It's, for Christ's sake,
I've told you, it's no good.

It's pointless anyway, it's useless.

- Is it?

- It is, you know Kidder?

Look at me older brother.

Worked really hard in school.

Three years he's been left.

He's never had a job, yeah.

- [Kidder] Hasn't he?

- Nope.

You know what he's got?

He's got GSCE woodworkin'.

Come on, let's all go swimmin'!

- Go swimmin' afterwards.

Come on, what's this?

- Is it M?

- Good lad, great.

That's it, now concentrate.

What's this one?

- That's A!

- Terrific.

And this one?

[birds chirping]

- That's H.

- Good, very, very good.

This one?

- That's J?

- No.

- tis.

It is J for jacket.

- It's not, Icky.

- It's not J for jacket, soft-a*s.

- [Kidder] You, come here!

[Icky chuckling]

- [Billy] Why are you doing all this?

- [Kidder] What?

- You know, lettin' us stay here,

teachin' us things and that.

- Does there have to be a reason?

- Yeah.

- I don't know.

Perhaps I think you deserve it.

Or I deserve it.

- What?

- I don't know.

Perhaps I just can't help bein' a teacher,

even though I've packed it in.

- In the kitchen.

- [Billy] Get in, eh!

- Do you want an hand?

- [Billy] You get back to your readin'.

- It's all right, I'll give you a hand.

- Get readin' before I smash your face in.

Go on!

- The house is...

- [Kidder] Right, we're off, Icky.

See you later.

- What?

Oh, don't go without me.

- [Kidder] You can come next week.

- Don't be sly!

Oh, come on!

Billy!

Kidder!

- [Billy] You shouldn't
have left him back there,

you know, Kidder.

- [Kidder] Why?

- [Billy] You know why.

He's soft.

- [Kidder] You can't hold his
hand all the while, you know?

There's plenty for him
to be gettin' on with.

Don't you wanna come in?

- [Billy] Yeah.

- [Kidder] Well, fair enough.

Icky came in with me last week.

This week, it's your turn.

Come on, stop worryin'
about him for Christ's sake.

He'll be all right.

You, you're like a
fussin' mother with him.

- [Billy] It's 'cause I look after him.

- You do don't ya?

- Why can't we both come in?

- No.

- No one will be lookin'
for us now, you know.

- I'd still rather be on the safe side.

How come you've not gone robbing out here?

Apart from George's place.

- No one to rob.

Except you.

And we wouldn't rob from you.

- Why?

- No need.

You want something, you give it to us.

- Why, 'cause I'm soft?

- Yeah [chuckles].

- [Kidder] Don't you miss bein' at home?

- [Billy] No.

- [Kidder] Don't you miss your mates?

- Icky's me only mate.

- What about all them others
you talk about, Louie and them?

- They're not me mates.

I just hang around with them.

- Why if they're not your mates?

- I don't know.

You just do.

Can't help it.

- Don't you miss your mum?

- No, I hate her.

- Come on, you can't hate your mum.

- I don't hate her, I just...

- What?

- I don't know.

She's useless.

- What do you mean?

- Here, I'll give you an hand.

- About bloody time.

- She never looked after me.

I had to look after her.

- Was she sick?

- I suppose she was, yeah.

But it wasn't something you
could go to the doctors about.

She was never happy and
she'd never do anythin'.

I tried to do things to make her happy,

but they never worked.

I was gonna k*ll her once.

She was always sayin'
how she'd only be happy

when she got to heaven.

I kept thinkin' about it one day.

Thought about killin" her,
sendin' her to heaven.

But there mightn't be
an heaven, might there.

- [Kidder] Is that what stopped you?

- [Billy] No, I was frightened.

- [Kidder] What of?

- [Billy] Of doin' it.

- What?

What did you say?

What did you say?

- Nothin"!

- Oh, all right.

- Look, I don't wanna talk
about it no more, all right?

I've left that.

It's gone.

I've got nothin' to do with it now.

I don't live there anymore.

- But what about when you have to go back?

- I'm not goin' back.

I live here now, with you.

- Hey, hey mate, hey, stop!

Hold on, hey!

Hey mate, slow down!

Hey mate, you goin' anywhere near Rhyl?

- Not unless I reverse 75 miles.

- [Icky] What?

- I'm only goin' to Aberdare.

- I'll go there then.

Is there a fair at this place?

Loads of shops and that?

- Hey, can I go and have a look around?

- Yeah, go on.

But hey, keep outta trouble.

- Don't worry.

God, I'm glad I wasn't around

when the last w*r was on.

- Why?

- 'Cause I woulda got
blamed for startin' it.

- Go on.

- This it?

Hey chief, do you fancy goin' to Rhyl?

Look, pay the petrol.

- Oh, bugger off.

- Come on, we'll have a good time.

- Goon.
- Have a few jars,

a few women, you know have a laugh.

- Goon.
- The fair's great fun.

Miserable git!

- You open?

I've got money, open up!

I wanna buy something.

[speaking in foreign language]

Come on, come on!

I wanna spend it.

- [Farmer] Go on, bugger off.

- Come on!

- [Farmer] Unbelievable, man!

- [Announcer] Look at that bull they have!



- Why can't we go?

[boys muttering]

Come off it.

Aye, ya suck on!

Go on then!

Suck that.

Why can't we go away?

- Because you've been
nothing but a bloody nuisance

since you've got here.

- Get away-

- Now the lot of ya, you're stayin' here

and that's final.

- [Schoolboy] Oh f*ck off!

- [Announcer] 50, 1950!

- Rabbit!

Rabbit!

Rabbit, here!

- [Collins] All right, it's Icky and that.

- [Icky] All right.

- [Rabbit] Where did you come from?

- We live down here.

- [Collins] Who?

- Me and Billy.

- Oh yeah.

- We do.

- Where?

- We live over that way.

- Everyone's lookin' for you, you know.

- Who, Louie?

- Louie got sent down.

- They put Louie away?

- I run the team now.

- [Icky] You?

- Yeah.

- Has the law been after us?

- They came around to the school.

- You robbed Billy's old girl, didn't you?

- Frig off.

- We heard it was 500.

- Don't be bleedin' soft.

- What have you done with it then?

- It was only a few quid.

Spent most of it comin' down here.

- So where are you staying?

- We live in this house with Kidder.

- [Redheaded Boy] Who?

- Kidder, he's great.

We have a great laugh down here, you know?

We live here, you know.

Not like you dickheads comin' down

with the stupid fricking school.

- You don't around here.

- We do!

- [Rabbit] Liar.

- I'm not.

Bleedin' show ya if you want.

- [Rabbit] What?

- If there's no weight,
then there's no cake.

That's it.

- Now look, I want you-

I want you to tell your mate
that I accept his position.

That he's king.

It's his patch, it's his sail,
whatever you wanna call it.

But I live here as well.

Tell him to get used to that.

You tell him what I coulda done to ya.

Go on.

[peaceful music]

[chickens clucking]
[sheep bleating]

- Seel

- [Rabbit] Oh, you don't live here.

- [Icky] Come on!

I do!

- Hey, Cyril, look at the state of that.

- What?
- Do another one!

- [Icky] Here we are, lads.

What do you think?

- [Rabbit] I think it's sh*t.

- [Icky] It's not sh*t,
you're just jealous.

[boys shouting]

- [Terry] Look at the state.

- [Schoolboy] Like an antique shop, innit?

- [Redheaded Boy] You live here?

- [Collins] Where's the telly, eh?

- What?

- Where's the telly?

- We haven't got one.

- What?

- [Redheaded Boy] What do
you do, what do you do?

- There's loads to do
without a telly, you know?

[boys shouting]

- [Rabbit] Oh, like what?

- All sorts.

- [Rabbit] Oh, all sorts.

[boys shouting]

- We work, don't we.

And we have a laugh.

And we read sometimes.

- Eh lads, somebody's k*lled a chicken.

♪ Jacker naughty ♪

♪ Jacker naughty ♪

- [Schoolboy] Look at him!

- I used to do that, yeah, but it's two.

- Here is Jane.

- Yeah, nice lad, okay.

- Here is Peter.

- [Rabbit] Oh, Peter likes Jane.

- Get to the dirty bit!

- Here is Pat.

- Oh I know this one,
the dog dies in the end.

- They go on [stutters].

- Walkies, walkies, walks, yes.

- Walks, walks.

- Eh, dickhead, how come you're
livin' in a dump like this

when you've got all that money?

- We've got no money, I told
ya, and it's not a dump.

You're just jealous, Rabbit.

- Oh, as if, yeah.

- [Schoolboy] Eh, what's this here?

- [Boys] What?

- [Schoolboy] Come here!

- Where?

- [Rabbit] Let's have a look.

- [Schoolboy] Come and
have a look at this, quick.

[boys shouting]

- It's like a big cellar.

- [Schoolboy] Flicking hell!

Look at it.

- Look, a tit maker.

- [Schoolboy] Like
Frankenstein's watchin'.

- Oh and this.

I don't know.

- It's the wine.

We make it.

Well, Kidder makes it.

We help him.

- Can you drink it?

- Drink it?

What'd you think you do with it, soft lad?

You know about this stuff
when you been drinkin' it.

It's dead strong.

- Oh, go away.

I bet it's lemonade!

- Bollocks!
[boys chattering]

- Listen, if I'm not back by four,

you go on back and I'll
see you at the house.

- Okay.

- Sure you'll be all right?

- Yeah, go on.

- All right.

- The prices are on the back

but you can use your discretion.

- He'll be charging
bloody double, he will.

Won't you?

- No, Old.

- [Kidder] I'll see ya later.

- Yeah, go on.

I'll look after this lot.

[engine rumbling]

- How much is this one?

- £25

- 25?

- Yeah, but if you buy another one,

I'll let you have this one for 20.

- Really?

- This is how you drink wine.

- [Schoolboy] Oh look at him!

Lord Icky!

- That's what I am, Lord Icky!

- [Schoolboy] Ah, Terry, Terry, Terry,

Terry, Terry, fill it up!

- Oh come on lads, I've told
ya be more careful next time.

- [Terry] What'd you do that for?

- We're havin' a laugh!

- [Icky] Look, I've just told them.

- Oh, come on Miss Jersey.

I couldn't help it, just sit down.

Come on!

- Hey, look eggs!

- Eggs, we got bleedin' thousands of eggs.

I say to our hens, lay
me an egg and they do.

Thousands we got, thousands.

- Well Icky, here's another one for you!

- [Terry] Collins, ya big idiot.

Go on!

Ya dickhead!

Go on!

- Come on!

Hey ya divvy, divvy!

- b*stard!

[boys laughing]
[boys shouting]

Oh, you b*stard!

- [Icky] Yeah!

[announcer shouting]

- [Brunette Girl] Yeah, how much is that?

- Excuse me.

Where's the man that's usually here?

- He's gone to have a look at some pigs.

- Oh.

- [Billy] Do you know him?

- No.

[bell ringing]

- He's me uncle.

- Are you staying with him?

- Yeah.

- It's a bit dead round here, isn't it?

- It's all right.

- [Brunette Girl] Come on, Jo.

- All right.

You're from Liverpool, aren't you?

- Yeah.

Do you live around here?

- Yes.

Not for much longer though.

I'm going to Chester after the summer.

- Why?

- [Jo] I'm going to college there.

- [Schoolgirl] Jo!

- I'm coming.

They're so impatient.

You'd think we had somewhere to go.

My name's Jo.

- Is it?

What's the matter, love?

- Well, what's your name?

- Billy.

- Are you sure?

- Yeah.

- All right, I'll see ya then.

- [Billy] Yeah, see ya.

- Hey, hey, hey stop actin' mad, you two.

I said come on, we're goin'.

- Oh, eh.

- Oh thanks, Rabbit.

- Hurry up!

Hey, come on, we're goin"!

- [Icky] Where?

- We've gotta get back.

- Oh don't go yet, we're havin' a laugh.

- We've gotta go.

- Come on, we'll open
some more wines here, eh?

- No, come on, we're goin".

- See ya later.

- Come on, we're havin' a laugh, ain't we?

Come on!

- No, we've gotta get back.

We'll leave you to your readin' there.

- Eh, Rabbit

- [Collins] Oh come on.

[boys laughing]

- Hello, I didn't drop a
scarf while I was here, did I?

- No.

- I've lost it and I thought
it might've been here.

- No, you didn't drop it here.

It was around your neck.

- I'll go and look in the
coffee bar again then.

- Hey, what's that in your pocket?

- Oh, I must've put it-

I'll get back then.

- When do you go to this college?

- September, why?

- Just askin'.

I might see you next
week if I'm here then.

- All right.

- See ya.

- [Jo] Thanks for finding my scarf!

[bright twangy music]

- Icky!

[glass tinkles]

Icky!

Hey, what happened?

- [Icky] Me head, me frickin' head.

- [Billy] What happened?

Who's been here.

- [Icky] What?

- I said who's been here?

- Rabbit!

- And Louie?

- They put Louie away, Rabbit told me.

They got sent down here with the school.

I'll just run into them when I was-

- You brought them here?

You brought Rabbit here?

- Well, I just met them.

They're our mates.

- You stupid twat.

- It's borin' here.

There's nothin' to do!

Ah, me head.

We had a laugh though.

- [Billy] Where's the money?

- What?

- The money!

And the rest.

- That's all I took.

I couldn't even spend that.

- Well it's gone.

All of it.

You, come here.

Come on!

- [Icky] Where you goin'?

- Get down, come here.

Get in.

Now where's Rabbit?

Where is he?

♪ Let me take you by the hand ♪

♪ And lead you through
the streets of London ♪

- Go on lad, get to your tent.

You've been nothing but a bloody nuisance

since we came out here.

Get outta my sight.

- [Schoolboy] Bye!

- [Terry] Goodnight Florence.

- [Schoolboy] Bye bye now.

- Let's have "In My Liverpool Home".

"In My Liverpool Home".

- [School] Oh yeah, let's.

- [Camp Counsellor] Come on now!

♪ In my Liverpool home ♪

♪ In my Liverpool home ♪

♪ We speak with an
accent exceedingly rare ♪

♪ Meet under a statue exceedingly bare ♪

♪ If you want a cathedral ♪

♪ We've got one to spare ♪

♪ Where ♪

♪ In my Liverpool home ♪

- Look, if you make a noise,

I'm gonna break your f*cking neck.

Now where is it?

- I haven't got it, I spent it.

- Liar.

Take you about 20 years to
spend that much around there.

- Look, where is it, Rabbit?

- Now, you listen Rabbit,

there's a bleedin' big
mountain back there.

Now, if you don't produce the cash,

we're gonna take you up that mountain.

Take about an hour to get you
up there, but comin' down,

it'll take about three seconds, got it?

- Now where is it?

- It's in the tent.

I'l go and get it.

- Shut up, you.

♪ Birthday greetings bottle of wine ♪

♪ If I'd been out till quarter to three ♪

♪ Would you lock the door ♪

♪ Will you still need me ♪

♪ Will you still need me ♪

♪ When I'm 64 ♪

- Tell anyone, anyone at all where we are

and I'll have you.

And I mean it.

And you can tell your mates the same.

If we get tracked down here,
I'll get every one of you.

♪ When I'm 64 ♪

- Come on.

- Do you understand, Rabbit?

Here, here's a present for you.

You tell anyone where we are,

and you'll be needin' that blade.

That's right!

Come, we're all right.

He's not back.

Come on.

- What happened?

I said what happened?

- It wasn't me.

It was Rabbit and that lot.

They done it.

- I told ya didn't I, we wouldn't rob ya.

- Eh?

- You think we robbed
your money, don't ya?

Well here.

I said, didn't 1?

I told ya.

- 1 didn't even know there
was any money missing.

- What?

- I hadn't looked for me money.

- What were you doing upstairs then?

- Lookin' for you two.

- Rabbit took it.

We got it back, though.

- It was his fault.

He brought them here.

You oughta bleedin' belt him.

- Why?

- 'Cause he's soft.

- And if I beat him up, will
that make him less soft?

- I'm not soft.

- Will it help to clear this mess up?

I did notice your knife was missing.

Where is it?

- I gave it away.

- Has anybody been hurt?

- I told you I gave it away.

- What are you mad at me for?

- You oughta belt him 'cause
he's messed it all up.

- He's all right.

It won't take him long to clear it up.

- Didn't even check if
your money was missin".

Don't understand ya.

You're stupid, you know,
that's what you are.

♪ Night and day were fair ♪

♪ 'Cross the wild and ♪

- I've done it.

I'm goin' to bed.

- You're not, you know?

- [Icky] Why?

- You haven't done your
reading today, have ya?

- Come on.

I'm knackered.

I'm not readin'.

- Come on.

Come on, I've picked you up a new book.

- [Icky] I'm done, eh!

- Come on.

Come on then, just read this page.

- I wouldn't mind.

I can read now!

- Well, it won't take you long then.

- One summer.

- Yeah, one summer.

- Billy and Icky.

Billy and Icky?

Give us it here, eh?

It's us, it's about us!

Look!

Look at me, skimmin' the
plates off the water.

- Can I have a look at it?

- No, no, get off.

It's mine, isn't it Kidder?

- I've got one for you as well.

- [Icky] Icky got chased by the-

- Did you do this?

- [Icky] Look at you, look at me,

look at them, milkin' the goat.

Look at us!

- Why?

- I thought you'd like them.

- And can we keep 'em?

- Yeah, they're yours.

- Look at this!

Have you seen this, look!

Me and him with the hens, remember,

nickin' the eggs.

Oh God, look at me!

Robbin' the eggs from the chickens.

Look, look Billy!

Billy, Billy, come on soft lad!

- [Billy] Where have you been, eh?

You're supposed to be helpin' me do this.

It's for both of us, you know?

- [Icky] I'll do overtime tomorrow.

Come on, lad.

- Where?

- [Icky] We're goin' dancin'.

We're goin' into town with Kidder.

We're goin' to a dance, come on,

come on mate, you know, pop in!

- [Billy] Bollocks.

- [Icky] Come on, don't be soft!

- [Billy] Get off!

- Come mate, you divvy.

- If you yell at me, I'l
break your bleedin' neck.

- Whey, let me at them, eh?

Have you got any aftershave?

- [Kidder] No.

- Why not?

Look at ya, did you have all that hair

on you when you were a teacher?

- [Kidder] Yeah.

- [Icky] Good job you
didn't teach at our school.

The nit nurse woulda got ya.

Come mate, all the talent'll be gone

by the time we get there.

[Icky humming]

- Hey, do I look all right

or do I look all right?

- Do I look all right or do I look al-

You look lovely.

- Cheeky git.

- [Kidder] Come on.

[boys shouting]

Drum break!

How do?

- [Icky] Come on Kidder,
give us another drum roll.

- Drum roll, get out of here.

Can't even wear this
straight jacket, you two.

This place isn't too strong.

- [Icky] What?

- Go on, in you go.

- I'm not goin' in there.
- Come on, what's the matter?

What did you expect?

Adam and the Ants?
- Oh get lost.

- Go on, give it half an hour.

- Two pints of cider, two
ounce of lager please.

Icky.
- Ta.

- Billy.

- I asked you for a pint.

- Go up and get it yourself.

- All right, Irene?

- [Irene] Oh, hiya.

- I'll get ya a pint, come here.

- [George] Oh, lovely.

- Okay darling, yes, okay.

- [George] Okay?

- [Irene] You're not looking very happy

with yourself, are ya?

- For an [mutters] reel!

- All right, you've had
long enough to look at it.

Now you gotta do it.

- What?

- Go away.

- Oh, come on you big sod.

- Oh come on, I can't do that.

- [Icky] Go on, yes you can.

- [Irene] Come on.

- [Icky] Go on.

- [George] [mutters] come
on, I know you can do it.

- [Announcer] Please for the Easter reel!

- You know, I would dance with
you but my leg's really sore.

- Your leg doesn't look broken to me.

- No, it's me tendons.

You know what the footballers have?

I'm crippled, honest.

- A little exercise will do you good.

- It's easy once you get the hang of it.

[loud music drowns out speaking]

- [Icky] Just put me down!

- No, this way!

- [George] Look at 'em.

What I wouldn't give to
be that age again, eh?

- The age?

You can keep it for me, George.

I hated it when I was that age.

- They're not your nephews, are they?

- No.

They just arrived.

- What have they been up to?

- Robbed a bit of money,

broke their probation.

- Jesus.

If they were found at your place,

you could be in trouble, you know that?

- I know, but what do I do?

Send them packin' when
they wanna stay here?

And what would I be sendin' 'em back to?

Look at him.

He robbed his first car when he was 12.

Still just a kid, really?

But if you saw him in
different circumstances,

you wouldn't see a child at all.

He's capable of k*lling, you know?

He is and he knows it.

That's why he don't wanna go back.

He's frightened of goin' back.

So, what do I do?

- Just be careful.

- I am, George.

All the time.

- Where do you think you're going?

- What?

- The only man I wanna dance with

and he ignores me.

- I thought you were dancin' with Billy.

- Only because you didn't ask me.

- Go on, I'll sit this one out.

- [Irene] No, just wait a minute.

Jo.

- What are you doin'?

- Billy just wonderin'
if you'd dance with him.

- You'll have to ask me yourself.

- Do you wanna dance?

- I thought you'd never ask.

- It's not dancin' this, you know,

it's only wrestlin' with music.

- And now he's gonna wrestle with me.

- Are you boxed off with her?

- Nah, I'm just dancin' with her.

- Listen, I think I'm on
for a big affair with Irene.

No listen!

She kept on squeezing me hand.

You know when they put your
arms around your waist,

shoulda seen it!

Givin' it the old heavy rub, honest!

- Well, you better not
tell George, had ya?

- 1 won't have to if she
carries on like this.

It's obvious.

I like an older woman anyway.

- Oh really?

Come on, get a move on
or the dance'll be over.

- Such a demanding man.

- See?

- Come on then, we'll get into this one.

- Shall we-?

- No, it's too smoky in there.

Don't you want some fresh air?

Don't worry, I can go on my own.

- No, I'll come with ya.

- [Irene] What's wrong?

- [Icky] Nothin".

Where's Billy?

- [Irene] Oh, you're like a couple

of old lovebirds, you two.

- [Icky] What?

- [Irene] Well, you're never out

of each other's sight, are ya?

- Well, we're mates, aren't we?

- Why won't you look at me?

- I will.

- You've got lovely eyes.

- Oh, go away with ya.

- Why?

Have you got a girlfriend in Liverpool?

- Yeah, loads.

- Oh.

- They're not like you though.

- What am I like?

- Brave.

- Can I kiss you?

- Yeah.

- Firstly, do you want a drink?

- Drink?

I wanna dance with the best
looking man in the room.

- You're just sayin' that aren't ya?

- No I'm not, come on.

- All right, where's Billy?

- I don't know.

Do you want a drink?

- No, no, you sit down by here now.

I'll get you one.

- Hello Joanne.

- Hello Mr. Dixon.

- [Mr. Dixon] Who's your friend, then?

- Billy.

- Where are you from Billy?

- I live here with me uncle.

- You know the man who
sells the paintings?

That's Billy's uncle.

He's staying with him.

- Liverpool, is it?

- Yeah.

- How long are you stayin', Billy?

- I dunno.

I might leave tomorrow.

- Does your mother know you're out Joanne?

- Yes.

- All right, all right, just checkin'.

I know he doesn't like
you stayin' out late.

Now don't be late home now, will you?

- I'm going in a minute.

- All right.

[speaking in foreign language]

- Night.

- Goodnight.

- Nosy old thing.

What's wrong?

- Nothing.

- I have got to go in a minute, you know.

- Here I thought you
were dancin' with her.

- Nah.

- What's up?

- What time does it finish?

- Why?

- Dead borin', isn't it?

- Look, I thought we were havin' a laugh.

- Saw you with the other one.

- Well, she's gone.

- Why?

- I don't know.

She had to be in early.

- Early?

It's only 10 o'clock.

- Well, her mum said, didn't she?

- She must be soft.

- No, she's not.

She's just lookin' after her.

Anyway, she's gone now.

We can have a laugh again, come on.

- Right now, let's have
you all on the floor

for the Paul Jones!

- Here we are, let's get into this.

Come on.

- Don't let the big one get hold of me.

She crush three of me ribs
last time she got hold of me.