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06x21 - Pat's Special Delivery: Bernie the Parrot

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Postman Pat". Aired: 16 September 1981 – 27 September 1982.*
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Each episode follows the adventures of Patrick Clifton, a friendly country postman, and his black and white cat Jess, as he delivers the post through the valley of Greendale.

06x21 - Pat's Special Delivery: Bernie the Parrot

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black and

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in the white just as day is dawning

he picks up all the post bags in his van

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postman pat postman pat postman pat and

his black and white

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everybody knows his bright red man

all his friends will smile as he waves

to

greet them maybe

you can never be sure they'll be knock

ring parcels to your door

postman postman cat and his black and

white cat

all the birds are singing and the day is

just beginning

pat feels he's a really happy man

man

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there you are julian thanks dad

hi there everyone so you're off to

pencaster for a weekend nature trail

yes we're trying to spot any wildlife

that lives in the town

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hello special delivery service

it's ben i've got an urgent delivery

delivery traffic

delivery traffic traffic no

put that down put what down no not you

pat

ben is everything all right

how soon can you get here we're on our

way

we've got a special delivery jess what's

it going to be today

[Applause]

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no that's not yours

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oh oh

hello oh hello pat am i glad to see you

hello hello

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a he's your special delivery

he was found lost in the market square

he's called

bernie bernie bernie

he's come from a parrot sanctuary about

50 miles away

oh he flew all that way he must be

exhausted

he is i need you to take him to amy

she'll give him a proper checkup and

then take him home

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give us a kiss give us a kiss oh careful

remember there's a special surprise for

the person who spots the most

interesting wildlife oh look

it's a parrot feather a parrot

feather

parrots live in the jungle not in

pancaster

it's over there oh it's gone

but i saw it i know i did

terrific terrific let's hit the road

bernie

we need to get you to amy fast

hang on pat amy asked if you could pick

up some fruit for bernie

bananas or something bananas bananas

bananas it is and you need to take him

with you wherever you go

pirates don't like being left on their

own don't worry ben

i won't let him out of my sight

morning michael morning michael morning

michael

morning pat that's a fine parrot

yes it's my special delivery for amy i

need some bananas for him bananas

bananas sorry pat i'm all out of bananas

i've got apricots blueberries mangoes

melons bananas

bananas try the station cafe

nisha usually has some fruit in there

brilliant thanks michael bye

what about a kiwi hello

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new friend what does he like

what does he like what does he like

there you go alf and where are you two

off to

that's taking me to pancaster so i could

try out my new skateboard

look oh very

cool we better run that's the pencaster

flyer coming in now

thanks nation

hi everyone what on earth have you got

in there

a very hungry parrot have you got any

bananas

bananas bananas here you are bat

help yourself thanks misha

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wow is that a real parrot

could i see sarah

no honey

come back come on jess

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oh no stop

come on jess let's follow that train

there it is

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almost there jess

hello pat it's ben what's going on

you're driving in the wrong direction uh

yes

slight problem bernie's flown away

what he's on the train from greendale to

pencaster

i'm catching up with him okay

i'll let amy know you're going to be

late good luck

not still looking for the pen caster

paratyre

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look there's a pirate on the flyer

sitting with bill and his dad julian

this is the latest skateboard it's

wicked i'm learning loads of new tricks

and stunts

bill he can't understand you soon

i bet he can skateboard we can't

skateboard you see

my gum

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[Applause]

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oh aj have you seen my parrot

you're battered oh you would

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look bernie fresh banana hmm

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but i did see a parrot julian

you don't get parrots in pancastra and

anyway

parrots fly they don't ride trains

look there it is again

on a skateboard julian

we're not completely silly

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hello pencaster mail center ben speaking

ben hi it's amy here any news from pat

not yet but i'm sure he'll find our

missing parrot

oh i hope so ben is a real rare breed

we need to get him back safe and sound

morning pc selby holy mrs coggins

that's a lovely long skull oh

thank you it was a gift from my sister

in scotland uh yeah

i think she may have got the

measurements wrong

look out everyone stay put for me

skateboard terrific look out

be careful

my special delivery

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don't worry bernie we're coming to get

you

special delivery rescue service here we

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come

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don't worry bernie we're nearly there

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wow what it can't be

it is it's a parrot

yes

made it

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right let's get you back to dry land

he did it my dad rescued the pirates

well done and well done julian

i think you definitely spotted the most

interesting wildlife

[Applause]

brilliant thanks a lot mrs taylor and

next time

we'll believe you yeah yes

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come on jess let's get this special

delivery back on track

bananas bananas

pat you made it one very special

delivery

special delivery special delivery

it sounds like you've had quite an

adventure today

he's in a fine condition bye bye bernie

will come and visit you soon

give us a kiss give us a kiss

special delivery service mission

accomplished

special delivery mission accomplished

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is

he's the best