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07x11 - Postman Pat and the Booming Bagpipes

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Postman Pat". Aired: 16 September 1981 – 27 September 1982.*
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Each episode follows the adventures of Patrick Clifton, a friendly country postman, and his black and white cat Jess, as he delivers the post through the valley of Greendale.

07x11 - Postman Pat and the Booming Bagpipes

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postman pat postman pat postman pat and

his black and white

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in cat morning just as day is dawning he

picks up all the post bags in his van

postman pat postman pat postman pat and

his black and white

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everybody knows

his bright red band

all his friends will smile as he waves

to greet them maybe

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you can never be sure they'll be knock

ring

parcels to your door

postman pat postman pat and his black

and white cat

all the birds are singing and the day is

just beginning

pat feels he's a really happy man

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man

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that's the last of the post bags mrs

goggins and this postcard is for you oh

thank you bet

oh

it's from my sister up in the highlands

oh she says she's sending me a present

to remind me of bonnie scotland

do you miss scotland mrs goggins ah

sometimes it's been a long long time

since i was back

oh excuse me mrs goggins

special delivery service pat clifton

speaking

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hello

pat can you get here right away we've

got a

very special delivery i'll be there as

soon as i can bye ben bye pat

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we've got a special delivery jess

what's it going to be today

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bye mrs goggins bye pete

that noise sounded so familiar

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then

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then

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what's that it's a set of bagpipes for

mrs goggins

see

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right i think i'm getting the hang of it

now

it's all in the fingering

really

well i better get them to mrs goggins

okay pat

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oh pardon me

bye ben come on jess here bye

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oh

no

hide and seeks boring

why don't we play grandma's footsteps

that's no good bill always

cheats i do not do

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oh

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where are they

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must be somewhere

hi ted is everything all right no

i've lost the keys to me workshop

now put them on the ted glenn sound and

found keyring but now they've

disappeared

sound and found key ring aye

it's me latest invention

all you have to do is make a loud sound

and the key ring beeps and that tells

you where your keys are

listen

maybe i'm just not loud enough oh dear

i wish i could stay and help but i'm on

a special delivery

it's my keys

them pipes have done the trick

thanks bat

you're welcome ted bye

it's green it's little and there's lots

of it

guess what grass

yes

play something else

like what

i don't know

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it oh away

oh

i say

that's a bit much

shoo

what you're doing your naughty things

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hello love what's going on oh pat it's

been like this all morning the birds

keep trying to steal bits of food and

nothing scares them away

i said show

and i meant it

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yes i see what you mean

hello pat

stop it

it's no good

we might as well just pack up early i

wish i could help but i've got to get

this special delivery to mrs goggins

it's okay love you get on

see you later

[Applause]

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oh

part you've scared the birds away have i

oh part you are clever however did you

do it

it wasn't me it was my special delivery

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oh i say pat

you're tired it's gone down oh no

come on jess we'll have to go back to

the sorting office and get the van by

everyone

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it's getting late pat

don't worry ben we'll have these

bagpipes with mrs goggins soon won't we

jess

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[Applause]

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daisy

milly

flora get on with ya

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what on earth

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alf what's going on

hey yo pat

it's me cows they just won't budge

but i've got to get these special

delivery bagpipes to mrs goggins and i'm

late already

well i'm sorry pat i don't know what to

do

nothing's shifting them

alf

these are highland cattle aren't they

that's right and the highlands are in

scotland aren't they so

so i might know how to move them

back pipes i don't understand

bagpipes are from scotland too just like

the cows

they seem to like the sound of them so i

thought maybe if i play them the cows

might follow me

well it's worth a try

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[Applause]

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oh but it's working

it's working

i'd never have believed that

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you're a regular pie piper pat

thanks elf oh i better be going bye

bye part

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i don't want to play duck duck goose

we always play that all right then what

do you want to play yes go out there

yeah

well uh

hello everyone

what are you playing

nothing

oh

we can't find anything we all want to

play

hmm

have you ever heard of noisy hide and

seek

noisy hide and seek

how do you play that

oh it's easy i used to play it when i

was a wheel a*s

one person is the seeker and they wear a

blindfold and everyone else has to make

a special noise

like this

yes just like that the seeker has to

find them by following the noise

brilliant and everyone has to make a

different noise how about this

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perfect

will you show us how to play it mrs

loggins oh yes

well

it's been so long

i'd love to

hello aj what's up

hello pat

i can't open the door on the mail van

and i meant to be picking up the call

for

see

oh

let me help you

oh but it's uh it's no good aj oh it's

stuck

that's what i'm trying to say it's a

special new door

it's only supposed to open when the

flyer whistle blows

see

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i don't think it's loud enough

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not loud enough

hang on a minute aj

bagpipes

how's that going to help watch this

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you did it thank you

no problem come on jess let's get this

special delivery back on track

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where are you

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oh

i can hear you

goodness me

sarah

hello

what's that

that's a very familiar sound

oh

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pet

hello mrs goggins here's your special

delivery

bird pipes

oh they must be from my sister

oh

what a day

noisy hide-and-seek and bagpipes

can you play them mrs goggins

well i've not played for years

but they do say you never forget how to

play the pipes

[Applause]

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oh

thank you pat

special delivery service mission

accomplished

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we all know he's the best

mission accomplished

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