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07x12 - Postman Pat and the Scarecrow

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Postman Pat". Aired: 16 September 1981 – 27 September 1982.*
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Each episode follows the adventures of Patrick Clifton, a friendly country postman, and his black and white cat Jess, as he delivers the post through the valley of Greendale.

07x12 - Postman Pat and the Scarecrow

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postman pat postman pat postman pat and

his black and white

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in cat morning just as day is dawning he

picks up all the post bags in his van

postman pat postman pat postman pat and

his black and white

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everybody knows

his bright red band

all his friends will smile as he waves

to greet them maybe

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you can never be sure they'll be knock

ring

parcels to your door

postman pat postman pat and his black

and white cat

all the birds are singing and the day is

just beginning

pat feels he's a really happy man

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hello julian

you look busy mom asked me to keep the

birds off her raspberries

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excuse me

special delivery service pat clifton

speaking pat i've got an unusual one for

you today how soon can you get here

we're on our way

we've got a special delivery jess

what's it going to be today

well

see you later julian keep up the good

work

i will

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sh**t

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i am

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hello

ben

hmm that's funny where is he

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hello pat oh

sorry i couldn't resist it

well hello there are you ben's new

assistant

no

my name's arthur and i'm your special

delivery scarecrow

pleased to meet you arthur

where would you like to go

he's going to thompson ground

ah the birds must be eating alf's

raspberries too

yes alf hasn't had time to make his own

scarecrow so his brother's lending him

this one hmm

he reminds me of someone oh yes

move along now please there's nothing to

see

pc selby of course

all he needs is a policeman's helmet and

we could send them out to direct the

traffic

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you're right jess

come on arthur let's get you in the van

bye ben

bye pat

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oh hurt

i nearly forgot

there's a delivery for ted too it's in

the warehouse

okay we'll drop it off on our way

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you stay here jess make sure arthur

doesn't run away

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you're an instant fellow

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sir

hmm

a policeman scarecrow well

an officer of the lawyer just needs one

thing

perfect

hello your police cars ready arthur

you can pick it up anytime you like

thanks ted i'll come straight over

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arthur

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what have you done to poor pc

oh thank goodness it's just a dummy i

thought

mrs godkins

what's happened to my special delivery

and why is it wearing a policeman's

helmet

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oh bother

honestly pat i really thought it was

arthur especially with the helmet

that's what's so strange he wasn't

wearing it before

really

where on earth could it have come from

who knows oh well let's get him in the

van

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you're right jess there's no room in the

back you'll have to go up front with us

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there that should do it come on jess

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see you later everyone

bye pat

bye pass

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at last

i wonder what's happened to arthur

hello what's this

must be a spare helmet

move along now please there's nothing to

say

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oh

that'll be him now

ted

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you stay here jess i'll go and find him

dead

dead

there you are

got a left with pot did you

hello

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oh

fail

you're not arthur

speak to me arthur this isn't arthur

it's dr gilbertson what's wrong

sorry i'm late ted

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what's going on

it's a long story

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show

oh

what's happened to me scarecrow

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there you really do look alike

here you go arthur all done and dusted

thanks ted

don't forget your helmet

that's all right the scarecrow can keep

it my best one's in the car

there

a policeman's scarecrow that'll keep the

birds away

it certainly will pet it certainly will

okay let's get this scarecrow over to

alf

oh

i said shoe

oh pat

at last

oh

ah sir

what are you doing here

pets on his way with your scarecrow and

about time too

yeah

i've got a little plane oh

what

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so hello

elf

i've got your scarecrow

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i know we'll set it up for him as a

surprise

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the raspberry bushes

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there

how do you like your new home arthur

it's very nice thank you pete

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that's funny i wonder where he is

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there's no sign of him jess

we might as well get off home

put i'll put

that's funny

i thought i heard

it must have been the wind

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i'll pack

there it is again it sounds like

arthur

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i'm sure i didn't leave the scarecrow

with his arm sticking out like that

nope i must be imagining things

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but then again

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there's something funny about that

scarecrow jess

oh

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meals

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that bird thinks so too

it's not a bit scared of him sh**t

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i don't think he's a real scarecrow at

all

let's see

if he's a real scarecrow he won't laugh

when i tickle him but if he's not

tickle tickle

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[Laughter]

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thanks alph

we had you fooled at first though didn't

we you certainly did

yeah

did you guess it was me

the bird gave it away it wouldn't have

gone near a real scarecrow

just as well we've got one then isn't it

thanks for getting him here pat

no problem he'll keep the birds off your

raspberry bushes

what are you going to call him

how about

pc

scarecrow oh

pc scarecrow it is

come on alpha let's get him set up

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special delivery service mission

accomplished

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we all know he's the best

mission accomplished

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