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08x06 - Postman Pat and the Runaway Remote

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Postman Pat". Aired: 16 September 1981 – 27 September 1982.*
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Each episode follows the adventures of Patrick Clifton, a friendly country postman, and his black and white cat Jess, as he delivers the post through the valley of Greendale.

08x06 - Postman Pat and the Runaway Remote

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Pat and his black and white cat

early in the morning just as day is

dawn

pat and his black and white

All the birds are

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singleile as he waves to greet them

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you can never be sure they'll be

knocking parcels to your

doorst postman

Pat and his black and white

cat all the birds are singing and the

day is just beginning pat feels he's a

happy

man pat feels he's

a happy man

[Music]

morning Mrs gogins oh

oh morning Pat i'm a bit behind today oh

be quiet Bonnie

[Music]

you've certainly got your hands full

that's why we built this

whatever is it it's the Shopperbot 3000

the future of shopping and probably the

best school science project ever

what do you think Dad well it's I mean

it's a What is it again a robotic shop

assistant we built it to help Mrs

gogggins cuz she's always so busy oh

that's so kind of you thank you boys

we're still waiting for the last bit to

arrive the car multi-function regulator

the what he means the remote control ah

right

hello special delivery service pat

Clifton speaking pat I've got an unusual

one for you today how soon can you get

here we're on our way

we've got a special delivery

Jess what's it going to be today

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morning Ben hat pause right there

well your special delivery ah that must

be the remote control for Charlie and

Julian not just any remote control

that's an all-in-one super remote it'll

control almost anything look I'll show

[Music]

you um what am I looking at that's odd

the shutter door should open

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let me see maybe I can make it work be

careful Pat it's a very advanced piece

of equipment

well maybe Charlie can make it work we

better get going

meow come on Jess no time to

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dawdle hey

there we go

tired already

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oops sorry Jess

[Music]

whoops again

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oh boys i can't wait to see it working

that's why we need the remote control

that dad's bringing i suppose I could

use the manual switch to turn it on but

until the remote control arrives we

won't be able to work it

wirelessly welcome to

Shopperbot i am ready to

serve where is your shopping

list you look very lovely today

get along with you

[Music]

[Music]

off we go

then no

stop go go stop go stop go stop

oh hey

whoa oh are you okay Dr gilbertson uh

yes thank you Pat i don't know what's

going on with these lights though

[Applause]

[Music]

i didn't know you were into these kind

of beats doctor bye Dr

gilbertson have a good day bye part

yes it appears to be working you okay

clean it's wonderful well done you two

stacking cans stacking cans stacking

cans ooh has anyone seen Bunny

uh-oh damages must be paid for

[Music]

oh oh

what's up with Michael's van

oh I say

and why are those lights on now it's not

dark everything's got a life of its own

today Jess

[Music]

oh no oh no

now

what oh no my wiper what is going on

[Music]

well hello Ted i seem to have lost my

wiper can you help of course I can Pat

i've got some spurs in the workshop

this won't take us through

[Music]

oh it's all right i built these myself

must be a motor of

function someone pass me a spanner

[Music]

the remote control that's what's been

causing all the trouble today of course

hang on Ted excuse me Jess

now which button

No no

maybe this one

that's it

here you go Pap one

wiper oh

hello Mr gogggins oh good day sir may I

help you with your list

cereals oh Mrs gogggin tinted goods did

you do something with your air banana

edgy watermelon that's not me watermelon

that's Charlie and Julian's new shopper

bot it's helping me out oh

right i need that

malfunction

malfunction that doesn't sound right i

better turn it off apple bubble giraffe

malfunction

malfunction frozen

peas of corn is this a special offer mrs

buffins clean must be clean what you

doing can't be doing that i thought you

were going to turn it off i can't we

need the remote control

hello Mr

taylor malfunction

[Music]

thanks Ted no problem Pat

[Music]

hi Ben pat you'd better get that remote

control to the post office as quickly as

possible the shopper bot's gone haywire

okay Ben we're on our

way better keep this out of reach from

now on hey Jess

bye Ted

watch each

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oh dear what's going on here jess

Alf what's happened are you all right do

not be alarmed Pat we are in the middle

of an important investigation

investigation it's mess pat dorothy

brought them for me they're meant to be

special whistling ones so you can't lose

them oh you whistle at them and they

whistle back but I lost them

listen nothing no

n oh dear without his keys Alf can't

move this ear tractor and that I'm

afraid is road obstruction yes I can see

but we need to get through with this

special delivery

oh

of course good idea Jess

oh Arthur are you arresting me am I what

it's okay it's just Charlie's super

remote control i think it might be able

to help us

h malfunction

we've got to stop it frozen

peas green beans time to shut down

Metalman

yay

fast mode oh oh no it's gone into fast

mode fast mode fast mode fast mode

so you're saying this remote control

could find Alf's keys it's worth a

try no

[Music]

no oh hang on that's

it they're in me hat oh thank you Pat

another case successfully resolved come

on Jess let's get this special delivery

back on track

frozen peas great step away from the

groceries you this is my

shop unexpected post mistress in the

bagging

[Music]

area woof woof grabbing woof woof

wrapping doggy

here's your bag station master hey stop

what you doing what a lovely day we hope

you shop with us again

dad charlie catch

[Music]

frozen peas refrigerator charlie

sorry

unwrapping

unwrapping unwrapping have a nice day

yes

well that's the post office all back to

normal Mrs gogggins oh thank you Pet and

Bunny's got a new friend i reprogrammed

the shopper bot

fetch doggy fetch

oh that's marvelous now even when I'm

busy I can still play with Bonyie

[Music]

good doggy

special delivery service mission

accomplished

special delivery

service is on his

way special delivery service

[Music]

[Applause]

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