03x03 - Coexistence and Sexism

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Hello, hello, my peeps!

I'm Lucas Jaramillo.

And this is my channel...

"My Biological Stepdad".

Here you will see

the raw portrait of a father who never raised me,

but who now would like to take up playing house.

I know, it's pathetic.

But hey, no, seriously.

I just don't understand what goes on inside the heads of adults.

They're all obsessed with living with their partner,

thinking that will be the best.

But, let's be honest, when living together not everything,

or rather, nothing, is peaches and cream.

Seriously, adults, grow up, mature.

Stop living in a fantasy world.

Why can't you just see things for what they are?

Understand, you're going to fight about everything.

About the money...

Tommy, I really had a great time with you.

Well, you have my number, call me, we can make plans together.

-Uh-huh. -Not a problem.

About the mess.

Are you sure you don't want to stay for breakfast?

Oh, no.

Hey. I thought y'all were k*lling a cat last night with all that noise.

Yeah, some fried eggs sound good.

-Nice to meet you, Santiago Herrera. -Hello.

Or because someone doesn't follow the house rules.

We had agreed on something?

What do you mean? Look at this mess,

those pizza boxes, that sandwich, the house smells horrible.

Or because they simply can't stand each other.

Relax, I'll clean all this up here while you make breakfast, we're a team.

We're not a team. Are you kidding me? Make breakfast?

The rule here is that we each cook what we're going to eat.

Alright, so then, if this is what living together as a couple is like,

imagine what three people living together will be like.

My mom, me and my dad.

Some dude who was actually never in our lives.

So, this is the thing.

The guy wanted to continue with his life as a single man,

and now out of nowhere,

the "old youngster" wants to have his ideal family.

Is it regret, self-deception or alopecia?

Coming!

Absent for years and now he's dying to get inside.

Well, you're finally going to meet him, this is a very important moment.

And now, for his triumphant entrance, the Biological Stepfather!

He is the protagonist of our story

that you will be seeing each and every minute.

Hey, say hello to your followers.

Why are you calling me that? You dummy.

"Dummy". Did you hear him?

You tell me if that's not psychological abuse.

Enough of that, bro, stop. That's enough.

Ha! "Bro". He calls me "bro", he's so freakin' sweet.

Seriously, can you believe

that he was the guy who donated his seed so I could be born?

Look at his hair, and look at mine.

Okay, guys, the time has come

to set our own boundaries in this coexistence.

I can see you reading all these books.

Hey, how are we going to fill up this house?

With children, with lots of children.

I was talking to an interior designer

who's a friend of Marci's and she's great, I think she can help us,

I think it's a good idea.

Because it's important to take the style of décor into account.

- Of course. - I mean, one piece of furniture

isn't going to be Baroque while the other has a style that's like

-another style. -Yeah, no. Baroque, what else?

Like what style? What did you say?

No, I had it all organized, come here.

-No, okay, what? -Come here, help me.

DUDES "COEXISTENCE AND SEXISM"

Rodrigo del Regil, young Mexican businessman

who made his fortune in the world of apps.

He sold his company at years old

and since then he hasn't stopped multiplying his money

by investing in the most relevant technology companies in Latin America.

The kid is business wiz, right?

Oh, don't exaggerate.

Wow, guys, we should feel like pieces of sh*t.

At our age, we haven't done even half of what that kid has done.

-Uh-huh. -A master.

And on top of it, he's superhot.

-Take it easy, calm down, will you? -Oh!

He's here! He's here, he's here.

-Okay. -They're here, they're here, guys.

Let's act normal.

Hurry, hurry, hurry.

Come on, come on. He's here, he's here.

-Julián, how are you? What's up? -Brother. Good.

-Rodrigo del Regil. -Rodrigo, it's a pleasure.

-Welcome, how are you? -What's up? All good?

-Awesome. -Good.

-Our company. -Wow.

-What do you think? -All yours.

No, no, congratulations.

-No, well it's a bit small, obviously. -How are you all?

-It's a whole entire floor, bro. -No, no, no, no, no.

-What the hell. -We have cubicles here too

so that they can connect and stuff.

-It's super cool, bro, congratulations. -No.

All right!

We're here, my friends!

Rodrigo del Regil.

The Dream Team, officially.

It's a pleasure, and congratulations, the offices are amazing.

-Thank you. -And you must be

the very famous María Fernanda.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

-Yeah? -Very famous? I didn't know.

-It's a pleasure, welcome. -It's pleasure.

Your name resonates throughout the industry.

Any company would k*ll to have you on their team.

What I didn't know is that you were gorgeous.

Thank you.

Anyway, I'm Billuka forever.

No, no, I know, I know.

I mean, that's where you see loyalty, bro, very good.

Okay, uh, come on, let's go sit down

-so we can get into the details, right? -Let's go, yeah.

-Let's go. -Welcome, go ahead.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Well then? What do you think about the office?

-Good? -Yeah, it's great. Spectacular.

-Yeah. -Hey, but before we start,

having a discussion about anything,

we can't do something this important with a dry throat, right?

That's why I brought you a little something,

-this delight from Oaxaca. -Oh, you didn't have to bother.

-Yummy. -A little mezcal.

What do you say? Are we taking shots?

-Yeah, I'll go get shot glasses. -Okay, let's do this.

No, but wait a minute, Rodrigo,

because we, uh, this is serious, we're going to...

We don't toast if we're not planning on getting drunk, do you understand?

But of course, it's the same in Mexico, Dani.

And look, I love Colombia and I love its potato stew,

but I came here specifically to do business with you

-and to partner up. -Here are the shot glasses.

No, no, but wait, hold on, we're not going to toast,

-we have to see the contract first, right? -Of course.

I know that right now you feel like you need to be cautious

because of what just happened with the people from Brazil,

those b*stards and their stupid sh*t.

But I just want us to have a good time, to have a little bit of mezcal,

to celebrate because you have something really awesome here.

This company is really freakin' special.

So then, this is the story.

Number one, I have no intention of getting involved in your business.

Number two, you should know that I have no interest

in changing the way the company already works

because you're doing a great job.

Number triplets, what I do have interest in

is completely simple, as any good business deal should be,

and that is that we simply partner up, sign the contract,

and once all that's settled, I will give you the money,

you do all that stuff you guys know how to do,

we multiply the money

and then make me the happiest man in the world.

And that's it.

Let's make money together, multiply it.

Let's all win. Let money dance with money.

So then...

We're going to do a bitchin' business deal.

To Billuka.

To Billuka.

To Billuka.

Yeah, now we're talking.

Alright.

For this house I would like something very Scandinavian, you know?

Something like neutral colors, light color wood.

Perfect, because it will contrast

with these tones of wood that we already have here, right?

Of course, and especially with that green that you have in front of you,

-so gorgeous. -It's spectacular.

I love it. I love the ceilings, the height, the space it gives.

Yeah...

This one isn't very nice, I know, it's a little old,

-but it's Juli's. -Yeah, it's pretty old.

But hey, don't worry.

We'll see where we put it, or we can even make a...

Hello!

Hello, baby!

-How are you? -Hello, my love.

Fine.

I want you to meet Paty.

-Remember I told you about the designer? -Oh, Patricia, of course.

-How are you, Patricia? -Hi there, how's it going?

-It's a pleasure. -Pleasure's mine, how are you?

Fine. Fine, fine. Give me just two seconds, please.

-Go ahead. -Me?

Be right back!

What? What's up?

Baby, it's just that, uh, I don't know, I've been giving this a lot of thought

and I want to be responsible for the furniture.

No, you don't have to, don't worry, we'll both pay for it.

-Yes, no. -We had agreed to that.

No, no, no, no, no, it's no big deal,

-it's no big deal, listen. -Please.

I think it's a nice gesture, 'cause I also want to help with something

and I think it's best, I think it's cool.

You can take care of that, um, well, you're obviously good

with art and all this decoration stuff, but let's not go crazy, okay?

Let's take it nice and easy.

Okay, that's fine, thanks.

But we both live here, we'll both contribute.

I mean, from now on, like after this, okay?

-Okay, okay, okay. -So that it doesn't become a habit.

-Okay. -But thank you.

Paty!

I need you to help me with something.

You're going to love this.

I'm sure you will because it matches with all these colors.

Show me.

Huh?

Huh? What do you think?

I was telling Antonia that maybe we can put stucco on the wall here

-and put it in the middle here. -Stucco on the wall?

And this one's the substitute's, I also have the one for the starter.

-Oh, you have two? -Yes, of course.

Oh, the canary yellow one? Lovely.

You can't imagine how hard it was to get it signed.

I have some soccer ba*ls that we can put here

and they'd be perfect for watching the games.

No, you can't even imagine.

-Please take good care of it. -Super Scandinavian.

Super Scandinavian.

Well, look, uh, let's do something, Julián.

This place is going to be spectacular, that's for sure.

So then, wait a little, we'll organize everything

and I assure you that I will find this piece a wonderful place.

It's perfect, right there next to the motorcycle.

-Yeah? -Baby, I'm going to borrow your car keys,

-I have to pick up Rodrigo. -Go on, go on.

Don't worry, don't worry, go ahead.

Yeah, pick him up.

I don't know where you're going to put the jersey,

the other canary yellow one, the sofa, everything is very nice.

BRO, I CAN'T GO, I'M WITH RODRIGO DEL REGIL

Oh, no.

He canceled on us.

-Who? -Juli.

Yeah, he's tied up with Mexican boy.

What about the others?

Well, Richie must be with his wife and son doing stupid family stuff

and Santi must be crying about his divorce.

Oh.

But at least you told Lina to come, I imagine.

-Right? -Yeah, yeah, yeah, I told her, I told her.

-Oh, okay. -But she said

she had a last-minute work thing, so I don't know if she's going to come.

-Okay. -So, well, I don't know.

-Shall we go? -A drink?

So tell me what happened with her?

Oh, I screwed up, I screwed up really bad.

What'd you do? What screw up?

Tell me, tell me, dude.

Oh, dude, you know.

I went to a party, had sex with some girl, she found out and everything went to hell.

You mean you went behind her back?

I what?

-I mean, you cheated on her. -I was, I was unfaithful to her.

Yeah, I cheated on her.

-Why are you laughing, dude? -Because that happens to all of us, dude.

Look, it's here, come on.

-What you have to do is... -Okay.

Order two tequilas, don't be nervous, just talk to her.

-It's gonna be alright, don't worry, dude. -Fine.

-Okay. -You got this.

Okay, bro.

-Hey, keep me posted. I'm your friend. -Thank you. Yeah.

-Thanks, buddy. Thank you. -It's all good.

Oh, crap.

-Hello. -Hello. How are you?

Oh, sh*t, his ex is Lina?

-Shall we? -They're gonna give us a table now.

Yeah, yeah.

But do you remember the trip to Oaxaca?

How, how can I not remember the trip to Oaxaca?

You drank all the mezcal that was available.

Oh, no, but why do you have to remember that?

You ended up, completely, completely drunk.

The worst memory of them all.

Wow.

You are more beautiful than ever.

Thank you.

You...

look exactly the same.

Have you forgiven me?

Oh, there's nothing to forgive.

A lot of time has passed and there's no bad blood between us.

Listen, Lina, I mean, the truth is, this whole trip to Colombia for Billuka

is not just for the company, I really wanted to see you,

so we could reconnect and I wanted to tell you

that I'm really sorry for having lost you

and I would love it if you'd allow me to show you

-that I'm not the same b*stard. -Rodri, Rodri, no, no, stop right there.

Please, no, no, no. No, look,

let's not enter that dangerous terrain, okay?

Listen, I, I accepted this invitation

because you will always be a very special person to me.

And you're very special to me too.

But I'm another woman.

And I'm another b*stard.

Yeah, but you live in Mexico, I live here, neither one of us is going to move

and the truth is I've already turned the page

and I hope you do the same.

Really?

Yes.

Friends?

Um...

Yeah, I have no choice.

And congratulations for Billuka.

Oh, thank you.

-Thank you, that's nice. -I mean, I know them

and they're a great company, they have a lot of potential.

You hooked up with the best digital company in the country.

Oh, God, these Colombian women.

My goodness.

Cheers.

-To Billuka. -To Billuka.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

Of course I missed you, baby, I mean everyone stood me up.

Oh, baby, sorry, but I had to go to that dinner.

If you forgive me, I promise we'll do something quiet

just the two of us, okay?

There's nothing to forgive.

I mean, I like that you're like that,

empowered, really hard-working, independent.

You know that I have no problem with any of that,

I'm open-minded.

Okay, kisses.

Bye.

Okay, and that sofa is going outside.

Thank you, guys.

-Put this here for me, please. -Oh, slowly, slowly, please.

Don't make any sudden moves. I think that it's fine there.

Thank you, thank you so much.

Julián! Look, come.

Don't you think that this sofa is beautiful?

-Eh... -I mean, this is the latest in sofas.

What a difference.

Now I really feel at home.

Love, how do you think it's turning out?

Your dad's coat hanger too?

Víctor Ruiz. I'm sure no one who lives in this house

chose to have that thing standing there.

That was a curator who told them that it looked nice

and they put those lights there.

Baby, the coat hanger is mine,

well, it's ours.

I'm going to put it at the entrance, I think it looks great.

You like it?

Do you like how it's looking?

The rest of the stuff will arrive in the afternoon.

The rest? You mean there's more?

Yes, a lot more. But look, let's do something, just relax.

Go to the office, Mr. Quintana,

and I'll make sure that when you come home tonight

your house will be impeccable, beautiful, with all the details in place.

Okay?

So go and don't worry.

It's beautiful.

-Spectacular. -It's like a, like a hospital, no?

It's perfect, perfect, trust in me.

Bye, Paty.

Bye, Julián! Sorry.

I asked my parents to do the better half challenge

to see if it's true that they're perfect for each other,

and these were their answers.

Which one of you gave the first kiss?

Oh, no. Me, of course.

Um, me, we were at a college party.

What's my mother's favorite color?

-It's white. -Purple.

And what is the nightmarish wedding going to be like?

Something simple, only close friends and family.

It's going to be something big and everyone's going to come,

your grandparents are even bringing the dog, Chiripas.

Oh, that's hilarious, Richie!

That's messed up.

Yeah, we spend a lot of time together. Yeah.

We don't see each other as much as I would like because of work,

but I'm sure that'll change once we're married.

-No. -I looked like a fool.

-No. -No, no.

And look at all the views it's had in half a day.

You're going to be more famous than Karol G.

If that continues, your son will make more money than you.

That's messed up.

Hey, Richie, weren't you the one who said

you knew your wife like the back of your hand

and that getting married was the best thing?

Are you making fun of me, Santiago?

Have you seen Richie's video?

-It's so good. -No, not yet. Come here, we have to talk.

-Come on, come on, come on, come on. -Yeah, yeah, yeah.

-Watch the clothes, thank you. -It's all good, it's all good.

-Let's see it again, play it again. -Coming, coming.

Oh, come on, do you want to learn it by heart or something?

-Enough. -Aw, let's see it.

No, it's like, my mom and my dad, we hardly see each other.

-What is it? What happened? -No, you have no idea.

What happened? Did the Mexican boy back out or something?

No, no, no, no, no, it's not that, it's not that.

Promise me that if I tell you this, you won't raise hell.

Oh, don't be stupid, tell me, what happened?

Everything okay?

The Mexican's ex is Lina, dude.

Huh?

Dude, don't go do anything, remember when Antonia's ex came,

I turned to sh*t, everything went crazy.

-Just keep quiet, keep quiet. -No. I knew that.

-You already knew? -Yeah, Lina had told me.

Dude, I thought she was cheating on you.

-No way, dude. -No, I mean I saw them and I was like...

They are very interested in better positioning our shares.

Yeah, and that's very good.

-That's the idea. -Dani, Juli, can I have a minute, quickly?

-Yeah, yeah, of course. -Come on.

-To the office. -Okay.

He's so handsome.

Okay, but you don't have to repeat it all the time, calm down.

No, I'm calm, but are you? Calm down.

No, I'm calm too. Who said that I'm not calm?

Don't give me sh*t, I'm calm too.

Richie, relax, brother.

I don't think Paula will see that video in a bad way.

It's even better you still don't know each other that much.

Even after, how many years?

Almost .

Twenty years and you can still surprise each other when you get married.

Awesome, brother, enjoy.

No, no, you can rest assured that you're going to be surprised.

Don't start with that, Santiago.

That's enough.

Listen, dude, you're my friend and I love you.

Look, you're not asking me for advice, but I want to give you some, the last one.

When you get married, make her sign prenuptial agreements.

Paula isn't one of those women, dude.

No, no, no, no, no, that's the first mistake,

you don't know who Paula is.

Listen to me, dude,

you don't know who you married until you get divorced.

I'm telling you from my own experience.

What if she is like other women who only want money?

I have been married and now I'm almost divorced.

What if tomorrow Paula becomes your worst enemy, what then?

Wow, dude, not even divorce can make a change in you, right, moron?

Okay.

She's the mother of my son, dude.

No.

Okay.

Don't you think everything looks beautiful?

-You like it? -Uh-huh, beautiful, yeah.

My love, upstairs, next to the bed,

there's a drawer where I put all the cables, chargers,

everything that we don't want to be seen, so that everything looks nice, okay?

Order, maintain order. Are you happy?

-Yeah. -Everything looks so nice, right?

Lovely, lovely.

I love it.

If Miranda goes bankrupt, you know, right?

You have a good job doing this.

Well, I'm going to that dinner.

-Okay, my love. -But you make yourself at home,

enjoy all of this beauty, okay?

I love you.

My love, wait, hold on!

Uh, give me Patricia's number,

I want to congratulate her, you know, for this amazing job.

-Really? She's going to be so happy. -Yes, of course.

-Bye. -Bye.

GUASILLY CHAIR

Dude, everything's a mess, there's no space to cook.

-Set it for two. -No, don't worry,

I'll do it tomorrow, just wait.

-Are you ready to lose? -Ha-ha, yeah right.

You didn't take out the trash, right? The house smells horrible.

Oh, Tomas, don't be a nag, bro, I mean it.

I'll do it first thing in the morning, relax.

I think that it's best if you leave, bro.

No, no, I can hire a cleaning lady to help with the housework, relax.

I don't want to live with you anymore.

And I know that, you're my friend and I love you, but look, I've had it.

Well, then why the hell did you offer to let me live with you?

Because of the situation you're in, bro!

-What? 'Cause I'm f*cked? -Yeah, 'cause you're f*cked,

you're a mess, you smell like sh*t, this house is a mess, brother.

Dammit!

I don't understand at what point I became a nuisance to everyone.

Stop seeing yourself that way, bro.

Well, my psychologist won't see me, Ana María doesn't answer my calls.

My life's turned upside down.

Well, make a change, try it.

And if it's about women, find another one,

I'll even introduce you to friends if you want.

No, it's not that easy, Tomás.

Have you been married? No, right?

Dude, you lose practice after being married for a while.

I don't know how to pick up women anymore, I don't know how.

Then get up to speed, and go back and practice.

Get on Tinlove, where's your cell phone?

-Gimme. -I don't know.

Here it is, look.

You get on Tinlove and put this in your bio...

Nowadays, women want the same thing, bro.

-And that's it? -Yes.

Listen, um, let me stay here tonight, okay?

Tomorrow, I'll see what I can do.

Okay, clean the bathroom first.

Thank you.

SEXUAL PREFERENCES: MEN, WOMEN, BOTH

Sexual preferences.

BOTH

Oh, Camilita.

Xime, Xime.

Oh, wow, there's very good material here.

Oh, dammit, no, not this dude again.

Oh, Clara, I really don't know how you do it.

You're a wife, you're a mother,

and you're also super committed to your family,

but you have this successful company,

I mean, I can barely manage my life, my company.

Well, my love life at this very moment is going well, I'm very happy.

I just moved in with Julián.

Um, yeah, we're starting out a new life and everything is nice.

He's wonderful.

He's a very thoughtful man, loving, intelligent,

I admire him, well he's great.

I completely understand

because that's the best stage, you know, everything runs smoothly.

That's good, congratulations.

That's right, thank you.

Hello! What is it?

Mafe, Antonia is going to bankrupt me before Billuka does!

I mean, I knew the furniture was going to be expensive,

but, she's got some ba*ls!

Let's see, show me.

Look. Look, look, look.

Oh, but I like it. What's the problem?

This freakin' chair, this chair costs more than a damn motorcycle!

But didn't you already know who you were living with or what?

Oh, I know, Mafe, I know, but we could've bought everything

at a furniture outlet and no one would've noticed,

and it's the same sh*t.

It's Antonia, who knows how to live the good life.

Look, I warned you, but of course,

since now everything goes in one ear out the other,

then suck it up, because you don't listen.

I don't listen? I had to pay for everything, Mafe,

how could she pay it herself?

Okay, the alpha provider.

Keep it up.

But anyway, I didn't ask to meet you here

to talk about my love life which is going great.

I want to talk about you because I love what you're doing.

Clara, I want to invest in your application

and I feel that this is how you can take the project you have one step further.

Let me explain,

for me all the educational tools are impeccable, they're also useful,

but your application can be like a three-sixty, like a complete solution.

A complete solution?

Well, make alliances to co-finance loans, give credit for women

who close the training cycle your company offers.

Antonia, we have done that so many times, believe me, we have knocked on many doors,

but the truth is it's not easy because there's a lot of mistrust.

It's not easy, but believe me there are ways.

I've been learning that it can be achieved,

that there are ways to do it.

You know what? It's about making them believe

that the idea is theirs.

You and I are going to turn that app into a monster

and then we'll let them beat their chests saying it was their idea.

-Are you in? -Wonderful, of course I'm in!

Cheers.

Cheers.

So then why did you lie to me?

Because it sucks to tell the guy you're dating

that you're going to see your ex.

Or are you going to say

that if I had told you the truth you wouldn't have been jealous?

Not at all.

Besides Rodri told me that he's been talking to you guys.

Oh, yeah? He told you?

Yeah, he's actually very excited.

Oh, well, that's great.

So did you tell him that, that you and I...

Of course not.

I don't know why men think

that if you see your ex it's because you're going to get back with him.

-No. -There was a reason

-why we broke up, right? -Totally.

And he's not a threat or anything.

Okay, look, Daniel.

I had a very nice relationship with Rodri.

He will always be very special person to me, but that's it, it's over.

He asked to meet, I thought it would be nice and that's it,

that's all there is to it.

Yeah, sure, that's all there is.

And there's no reason you would lie to me, really.

I'm not a jealous guy or a weirdo, you can tell me anything you want.

No, it won't happen again.

I don't know what's wrong with me,

I feel like sh*t, March. -Mafe!

Oh, yeah? Stop drinking, your drunk already!

-No. -What's this?

You know what's wrong? That you're infatuated with him.

Yes, ma'am.

And you know why, right?

Because he's the first man ever to say no to you.

Listen, please stop being insufferable!

It's just Daniel being Daniel, and stop drinking.

Buddy, don't give her anymore!

You should see how he talks to Lina.

The other day, we were kissing and he turned his face,

I mean, I almost died, I couldn't believe it.

I think he's serious with her, I really do.

Ow! Stop being so rough!

It's not serious!

The man's just a wounded animal after what you did to him,

-can you blame him? It's mean, very mean! -What did I do?

But he was drunk already.

Then Julián showed up, he didn't understand, I was partying.

How could you tell that to someone at that moment?

No, no, no, no, no, I'd be keeping you at a distance too!

You clearly showed him that nothing could ever happen between you two!

Of course, he was never clear with me, he was never clear, he didn't understand.

Okay, okay, look, what is it you want? Hey, Mafe!

To be with him.

So is that a question or a statement?

Let's focus here.

So why did you break up?

-The distance. -Uh-huh.

Rodri was in México, I was here, and neither one of us was going to move.

-I see. -Men screwing up as usual.

And then the relationship turned toxic.

I can imagine.

Well, if everything goes well, then Rodri will be in Colombia now,

you'll see each other more often.

Dani, stop it, okay?

Nothing's going to happen, I'm with you.

-Okay? -Yes.

Yes, cheers.

Cheers.

To Rodri.

-I'm kidding, just pulling your leg. -Oh, stop it.

I'm kidding.

Oh, yeah? Then you're going to grow some ovaries

and you're going to put them to use, and you're going to say,

"I want to be with you, make me yours."

Okay? Now, let's practice, come on.

-I want to be... -Oh, come on, you made me drop everything.

-It wasn't... -Bartender, may I have...?

I'm sorry. I'm so very sorry.

-Forgive us. -You idiot.

That was good, bravo!

May I have a beer, please?

Yes. Sorry.

-It's okay. -I introduce you to my friend.

-Hello. -Hi, hello.

-Nice to meet you. -Tano.

Listen.

It's just that I was here doing some thinking.

Doing some thinking?

Anto, um, I was looking at everything and...

-Did you like them? -Yeah, yeah, of course, of course.

'Cause if you don't like them, we can exchange them.

-No. -We can exchange anything,

-we can return them. -No, no, no, no, no,

on the contrary, it looks amazing, I swear,

but, but I was doing some numbers and...

-What? -No, well,

I'm obviously embarrassed to tell you, but it's very expensive.

Yeah, I mean, I said I'd pay for everything,

but, but it's just that

-it went over my budget. -Baby, don't worry.

I know, but that's why I said that we both pay for it.

-Yes. -In fact, I can pay for all of it,

-it's okay, not a problem, I mean it. -No, no, no, no, no, no,

I told you that I'd pay for it

and that's why I did it, the thing is that it's more...

Yes, but it's okay, you know what? I think that we need

to get rid of all this stress we have,

and that's it, I'll pay for the furniture.

-Okay? -No, no, no, no, no,

you don't have to pay for anything.

It's just that it went over budget.

I said I'd pay, and I'm supposed to pay for them,

-then I should to pay for them. -Supposed to pay for them.

What does that even mean? Why? Because you're the man?

-No. -So, just because you're a man,

then you have to provide for me?

Who's talking about providing, Antonia? I'm just saying that...

You know what? If that's how you think, then you're the typical man

who, in a year, will be telling me, "You know what?

-Just quit your job and stay home." -No, no, no, hold on, hold on.

-Yes, it's the same logic. -No one's telling you,

I'm not telling you to quit your job, I'm just saying it went over my budget.

I know that it did, so I'll pay for the furniture,

no big deal, and goodbye stress, that's it!

But you don't have to pay for the furniture,

I'm simply telling you that we'll have to cut back a little

'cause they were too expensive, that's it!

But if I want them and I can pay for them, we don't have to cut back and that's it!

You think you're being fair?

So, just because I'm being a gentleman, I end up owing you?

You're being sexist, not a gentleman.

-Sexist? -Yes, sexist.

I'm being sexist?

No, I can't with you.

Oh, now you're insulted. Yeah, let's stop talking.

Typical, typical, men are all a bunch of...

Sexist because I'm a Capricorn and I like to save.

What Capricorn, you're...

Oh, yeah they're expensive, so you better not get them dirty!

Capricorn and I like to save, ugh!

But, I, ugh!

DUDES