01x07 - Better Off Beagle

[bunniefuu]

[Lucy] "Abraca-Snoopy."

Step right up and see the great Snoopini!

Watch and be amazed.

He's magical. He's mysterious.

He's furry.

Thank you. Take a seat.

I'll take that.

Mmm.

Magic?

[scoffs] I'll believe it when I see it.

[chattering]

And now, without further achoo,
the great Snoopini.

[coughing]

[all coughing]

[fanfare]

[cheering]

[Rerun] Way to go, Snoopini!

That's odd. The great Snoopini's kerchiefs
look just like my bedsheets.

[exclaims]

[cheering]

- [chirps]
- [applause]

[cheering]

[chirps, strains]

[all gasp]

[all gasp]

Get on with the show.

[squeaks]

[all] Whoa!

[all gasp]

[exclaims]

[applause]

[all coughing]

And that's our show. Hoped you like it.

No refunds.

Not bad for a dog in a cape.

That was incredible.

It really looked like Snoopy
turned Woodstock into a ball.

A show like that can make you question
your own reality.

[grunting]

So, after overhead expenses,
advertising, set design,

and don't forget the poster,

here's your share of the profits.

Nice doing business with you.

[sniffs]

[angry chattering]

[chatters]

Hmm?

[grunts]

Huh?

[angry grunting]

- [birds squawk]
- [grunting]

[chattering]

[angry chattering]

[grumbles]

[exclaims]

- [angry chattering]
- Huh?

[gasps, grumbles]

[grunts]

[chattering]

[airplane engine whirring]

[whimpers]

It's not that hard, Marcie.
Just hit the ball back.

[grunts]

[gasps, grunts]

[Peppermint Patty grunting]

- [grunts]
- [ball bouncing]

[whimpers]

[sobbing]

Found it. Next time,
don't hit the ball so hard, Marcie.

Huh? [gasps]

Snoopy, I'd like to talk to you
about my bedsheets.

[panting]

Good grief.

[gasps, panting]

[gasps, panting]

[panting]

[whimpers]

[grumbles]

[chattering angrily]

[whimpering]

I'm confused, sir.
Is that how the game's supposed to go?

It's tennis, Marcie. It gets emotional.

[sobbing]

[whimpers]

[sobbing]

[sobbing]

[sniffles]

[wailing]

[Woodstock chattering]

[chattering continues]

[chattering continues]

[chattering continues]

[chatters, chortles]

[chattering]

[chatters]

[Woodstock chattering]

[applause]

[sighs]

[clock ticking]

[grumbles]

[chattering]

[grumbles]

- [sniffing]
- [gasps]

Ooh.

[groans]

[grunts, groans]

[grunts, shouts]

[chatters, chortles]

[both laugh]

[whispering]

[crickets chirping]

[murmuring]

[both exclaim]

[cheering, laughing]

[groans]

[groans]

Good grief.

[twittering]

[chirps, grunts]

[Lucy] "All's Fair, Snoopy."

[Sally] Whoa!

There's nothing better
than a school fair, Sally.

We should have one every day. I'm going to
recommend that to the principal.

[murmurs]

[grunts]

[grunts]

[grunting]

What's Snoopy up to?

[chuckles]

Oh, I told him he has to go
to the vet for a checkup.

And now he's hiding behind enemy lines.

[grunts]

[airplane whirring overhead]

[grunting]

[airplane whirs]

Here we go.

Step right up
and try your luck at the dunk tank.

Hit the target, make a splash.

[gulps]

I guess I have time for one game.

Look, Snoopy's playing too.

Oh, there he is.

I'll get him down.

All right. Bottom of the ninth.

Tie game, two out with a man on third
and a full count.

[laughs]

[raspberry]

Let me try.

[laughs]

[chatters, scoffs]

Rats!

I wanted a stuffed kitty.

Ball, please.

[Lucy laughs]

How are you going to hit anything
throwing a ball like that?

- [bell dings]
- [yelps]

It's all in the wrist.

[grumbling]

[sighs] We had our fun.
Now it's time to go to the vet.

[gasps]

[sighs]

Franklin, have you seen Snoopy?

No, but have you ever seen
so much cotton candy?

Good grief.

Hey!

Come on, Snoopy. Enough playing around.

Aw.

[toys squeak]

Toss a beanbag, win a prize.

You want to win a prize for me,
don't you, Schroeder?

To show me how special I am.

Um...

Have you seen Snoopy?

Not now, Charlie Brown.
Schroeder is trying to win me a prize.

We have a winner!

[kisses]

Ew! Dog germs!

[screams]

Gotcha!

[sighs]

I don't know what the big deal is.

Your vet is very nice.

She always smiles and gives you treats.

Wow, look at that big prize.

Didn't know you had it in you, Chuck.

[grumbles]

[no audible dialogue]

[grunts]

Huh?

[laughs]

Snoopy! Snoopy!

Where are you?

[gasps]

Snoopy, where are you?

- What now?
- [chatters in unison]

- Stop copying me, Snoopy.
- [chatters in unison]

- It's not funny.
- [chatters in unison]

[chuckles sheepishly]

Come on.
We're gonna be late for your appointment.

Oh, don't be so dramatic.

Hey, Chuck, looks like your prize
made a run for it.

Good grief.

[panting]

You're not gonna get very far on that.
Let's go.

[grunts]

[panting]

Huh?

Whoo-hoo!

[laughs]

- [Rerun] Hey, Snoopy.
- [gasps]

Rides are less scary if you look at them
through your fingers.

If you stopped running away, we could
make it back before the fair is over.

[machine powers down]

[shouts]

Can I go again? I forgot to look.

[panting]

[shudders]

- [Sally] Snoopy!
- Huh?

I can't win anything with you
splashing around in there.

Aw.

Thank you, Snoopy.

[panting]

[yelps, panting]

[panting]

[yelps]

- [music playing on speakers]
- [phone rings]

[gasps]

Great job, Snoopy.
You ran straight to the vet's.

And I thought you were scared.

[droning adult chatter]

[screams, grunts]

Oh, no, Doctor.
Snoopy's not afraid of a little checkup.

He's very brave.

[inhales deeply]

See, that wasn't so bad.

I thought the doctor was very nice.

She even gave you a treat.

And we still have time
to go back to the fair.

Though you are pretty dirty
from all that running around.

Maybe you should have a bath first.

[yelping]

Good grief.

[twittering]

[yelps, pants]

[Lucy] "Suppertime Blues."

[snoring]

[stomach grumbles]

Hmm.

[bat hits ball on TV]

Run, run, run!
Slide, Joe Shlabotnik! Slide!

[groans]

He almost made it to first base that time.

[Snoopy sighs]

Can I help you?

A snack is gonna ruin your dinner.

[thumps]

Sorry, Snoopy,
but your stomach clock is off.

[whimpers]

Go outside and play.
It'll be suppertime before you know it.

- [bat hits ball]
- [gasps]

[door closes]

- [crowd cheering on TV]
- You forgot this.

[door closes]

[groans]

[murmurs]

[whimpers]

[sighs deeply]

- [Linus straining]
- [Lucy] Just you wait, Linus.

[straining]

There's nothing more satisfying
than growing your own food.

[exclaims]

[Linus panting]

Hmm.

This is where my garden should be.

I'm going to plant potatoes
and beans and radishes and peas.

Why are you telling me all this?

Oh.

I'm going to grow the juiciest oranges
and the ketchup-iest tomatoes.

"Ketchup-iest"?

Keep digging.

[sighs]

[laughing]

[rumbling]

[chuckles]

[humming]

[rattling]

[sniffing]

[moans]

[murmurs]

[chatters angrily]

[groans]

- [stomach grumbles]
- [groans]

Ahhh. Gardening is so therapeutic.

[slurps]

[sighs]

Does this thing have a fast-forward?

No, and it doesn't have
a pause button either.

[slurps]

- [stomach grumbles]
- [groans]

I can't believe it, Marcie.
You've never gone fishing?

- I've read books about it, sir.
- That's not nearly as delicious.

[both giggle]

Okay, Marcie, this is called casting.

And that's what's known as a snarl.

How many fish can you catch using a snarl?

Mmm.

[humming melody]

[gasps]

[chuckles]

[strains]

[straining]

[sighs]

[Woodstock shouts]

[shouting]

[shouting]

- [gasps]
- [screams]

[screaming]

[screams]

[shouting]

Fishing can be an emotional experience.

[grumbles]

Noted.

The bases are loaded. But not to worry,
Joe Shlabotnik is pitching.

- [stomach grumbles]
- [whining]

Not now, Snoopy.

[grumbles]

[grumbles]

[cheering on TV]

[sighs]

[howls]

Okay, pal. You can watch the game with me,
but the kitchen's closed.

[chuckles]

- [bat hits ball]
- [Charlie Brown groans] I can't stand it.

[chuckles]

[grumbles]

[chuckles]

Huh?

[shouts]

[grunts]

Huh?

Ha! [cheers]

[humming melody]

[Woodstock chirps]

[stomach grumbles]

[chatters]

[chirping, chattering]

[sighs]

[cheering]

- [stomach grumbles]
- [sighs]

- [sighs]
- [giggles]

You just don't know when to give up,
do you?

Although I suppose
it was nice of you to share.

I guess you can have
your dinner a little early.

Huh? Whoo-hoo! [laughs]

[Snoopy humming]

Enjoy.

Whoa!

[kisses]

[Snoopy giggles]

[chuckles]

[stomach grumbles]

Good grief.

[jazz playing]