02x07 - Déjà Beagle

[bunniefuu]

[Lucy] "Snoopy's Summertime Fun."

[children shouting]

- [laughing]
- Whoa! Whoa!

I did it! I'm cartwheeling. Whoa!

Yes! I've been working on my trick
all summer.

Yay!

Marcie, I just broke my own record.

Good timing, sir.

I just finished my last encyclopedia.

Did you know that the Z particle has
a mass of 91.19 gigaelectron volts?

Oh, no!

[piano playing melodiously]

That leaf looks like it's gonna fall.

Don't do it!
You'll never be happy down here.

[gasps]

[piano chord strikes]

What? I was just practicing.

[whistle blows]

That's it! The end of summer has arrived.

Okay, everybody, pack it up!
Let's go! Move it, folks!

- [sighs]
- [all groan]

I was just getting acclimatized.

I don't mind that it's the end of summer.

I did everything
on my summertime fun list.

I even changed over to my winter blanket.

What about you, Charlie Brown?

Hmm.

"Enjoy some sunshine.

Win a ball game.

Kick a football.

Impress a little red-haired girl."

Well, the sunshine was nice.

At least you didn't sleep your summer away
like a certain lazy beagle.

[mumbles, snores]

Snoopy didn't sleep away
the entire summer.

Whee!

[snoring continues]

- I stand corrected.
- [snores]

Well, summer's over,
so no fun time list for Snoopy.

Hmm? [groans]

[piano chord strikes]

Practicing that chord was
on my summertime fun list.

[gasps]

This is a very good summertime fun list,
Snoopy, but you'll have to work fast.

You don't have much time left.
I'd start with the easy stuff.

Whoo-hoo!

[Charlie Brown]
Snoopy's Summertime Fun List.

Number one: collect seashells.

Time to pack it up.

The fall collection is in,
and it's fabulous.

[Snoopy] Aw.

Hmm.

Teacher says if you put a seashell up
to your ear, you can hear the ocean.

Hmm.

[waves crashing]

[ukulele playing]

[chortles]

[both giggle]

[Charlie Brown]
Number two: frolic with bunnies.

Hmm?

[groans]

[exclaims]

[grumbles]

Hey, Snoopy, you wanna join our picnic?

It's the last one of the summer.

[Charlie Brown]
Number three: picnic in the park.

Here, have a sandwich.

[birds chattering]

[chuckles]

[Charlie Brown] Number four:

finally put up that hammock
that's been sitting in the basement.

- [Snoopy hums]
- [clattering]

[ropes stretching]

[Snoopy sighs]

[thuds]

[groaning]

[giggling]

[Snoopy grumbles]

[Charlie Brown] Number five: catch a fish.

[sighs heavily]

[shouts]

I did it! I caught a fish.

[strains]

[exclaims]

[panting]

Ooh.

[strains]

[laughing]

[chortles]

I guess it's hamburgers
for dinner tonight.

[Charlie Brown] Number six: windsurfing.

Whoa!

Hey! My blanket!

Whoo-hoo!

[exclaims]

Good to see you having fun,

but it looks like you missed one.

[scoffs] I'll take this.

[shouts]

[Charlie Brown] Number seven:
make the biggest cannonball splash ever.

[mutters]

Sorry, the pool's closed for the season.

[sighs]

See ya next year, ma'am.

Whoo-hoo!

Sorry, Snoopy, the beach is closed.

[grumbles]

Can I help you?

I don't think cannonballs count
if they're in a sprinkler.

[groans]

[Woodstock humming]

Ooh.

Whoo-hoo!

[Charlie Brown] You did it, Snoopy.

Just in time for fall.

[grumbles]

[hums]

[whines, squeaks]

[Lucy] "Snoopy plays ball."

[door opens]

Hey, Snoopy. How about
a good old-fashioned game of fetch?

[yawns]

Oh, come on. This is gonna be fun.

Here we go.

Fetch!

[sighs]

Hmm, okay. Let's try that again.

This time I'm really gonna give it
the ole Shlabotnik spin.

Fetch!

That's it, Snoopy.

You can do it. Get the ball!

No, no, no.

It's not supper time. It's fetch time.

This game is a lot of fun.

You just have to give it a try. Fetch!

Why don't I show you how much fun it is?

There it goes.

I better go after it. [pants]

This sure is great. [pants]
Running for a ball is just so much fun.

[panting]

[yawns]

[panting continues]

[groans, sighs]

[sighs] Good grief.

I have the only dog in the world
who doesn't like to play with a ball.

[ball bounces]

[sniffs]

Ooh.

[crowd cheering]

[chattering]

Hmm.

- [crowd cheering]
- Whoo! [chortles]

[shrieks]

[all squeak]

[crowd cheering]

- [cheering continues]
- [squeals]

[groaning]

[squeaks]

[grunts]

You wanna play fetch?

You know, "Fetch."
To go after and come back with?

Let an expert show you how it's done.

Ready? Fetch!

[hums, gasps]

We'll give it another shot.

- Fetch!
- [ball bounces]

Go on.

Fetch already!

[strains]

[groaning]

[grunts]

See? Even a bird can bring
back a ball, you lazy beagle.

Now, I'm only gonna do this one more time.

I need your complete concentration.

That's better.

Fetch!

[ball bounces]

[Woodstock sighs]

You obviously don't understand

how much fun it can be
to run mindlessly after a ball.

And you call yourself a dog.

[pinball machine dinging]

- [cheers]
- [squeaks]

- [digital beeping]
- [dinging continues]

- [dinging stops]
- [beeping stops]

Are you guys playing fetch?
I'm good at fetch.

[grunts]

That must've been the wind.

Oops! Wrong arm.

[grunts]

This ball is obviously not regulation.

[Snoopy growling]

[imitates roaring]

[roaring continues]

[crowd cheering]

Ah.

[crowd cheers]

[both chortling]

Whoo-hoo!

[exclaims]

We caught you.

I knew you'd like playing with a ball.

Now, how about a game of fetch?

Ready?

Set!

- Fetch!
- [both] Whoo-hoo!

Can't believe it. He's actually doing it.

Go, Snoopy! Go!

Come on, boy. That's the way to do it!

[birds chirping]

[insects chirping]

[owl hoots]

He's not coming back.

[hums]

[squeaks, pants]

[Lucy] "Don't worry, be crabby."

Cloudy day, go away.
Come again some other day.

[thunderclap]

You're not listening!

[music playing on TV]

- [Lucy groans]
- [door slams]

- Uh-oh.
- Not again.

[music stops]

Look out, everybody.

I'm going to be in a crabby mood all day.

Maybe we can be of assistance.

It's Saturday morning,

and our big sister needs cartoons
and breakfast.

Am I right, Rerun?

Oh, right.

[chuckles]

Would you like my seat,
or maybe a piece of toast?

Nobody likes plain toast.

You forgot the jam?

I panicked.

- Not today, beagle.
- [exclaims]

As you can see,
Lucy's feeling particularly crabby today.

Any ideas on how to help?

Hmm.

Ah!

She doesn't like cards,
and she really hates card tricks.

[scoffs]

[chortles]

On the other hand, that could work.

What a beautiful day
this is turning out to be.

[Lucy groans]

- [gasps]
- [thunder rumbles]

I see someone's still being cloudy.
I expect more effort from you.

When Lucy is crabby,
even Mother Nature gets an earful.

[sighs]

[Linus] I hope you're ready
to break into a great big smile.

I'll take that as a yes.

- [whistles]
- [giggles]

No one can stay crabby when they see that.

I thought you were very good.

Oh, a papilionid.

[Lucy groans]

[gasps]

I should warn you that I am
in an ultra-crabby mood today.

Ultra, as in going beyond the usual limit.

Excessive, to an extreme degree.

Crabbiness is wasted on butterflies.

Lucy can't stay crabby if she's laughing.

This book is filled with
a hundred guaranteed belly laughs.

I'm going to tell you a joke
that's going to knock your socks off.

I like my socks where they are.

"What do you call a dog
that can tell time?"

"A watchdog."

[chortling]

- I still have 99 more jokes.
- [chortling continues]

It wasn't that funny.

No one understands us crabby people.

No one understands me at all.

This isn't about you.

I wrote a poem that pays tribute
to Lucy's crabbiness.

She's bound to like that.

What is it now?

[clears throat]

"A poem dedicated to my big sister.

No one's crabbier, by far.
You're a crabby superstar.

You deserve a big ovation.
You're a crabby inspiration."

Well, how does that make you feel?

[Lucy] Crabby!

[sighs]
I'm all out of ideas. Do you have any?

I've made a decision.

I wanna be liked.

I want people to say,
"That Charlie Brown is a great guy."

And when I go to parties...

- [groans]
- I want people to say,

- "Here comes good ole..."
- I'll give you five cents to stop talking.

[music playing on TV]

I've got it! I've figured out
how to make Lucy smile.

By telling people what to do
and how to do it?

No. But I need your help.

Did you know that smiling is contagious?

Smiling makes you smile?

It's been scientifically proven. Watch.

What do you know? It works.

[Linus clears throat]

[mumbling] Is she smiling back?

You all look ridiculous.

I can't stand it!

We tried everything, and nothing works!

You're always crabby,
and you'll never change.

What was I thinking?

- Linus!
- [shouts]

I know your heart's in the right place
little brother,

but there's nothing wrong
with being crabby.

Sometimes a person
just doesn't feel like smiling.

You're right, Lucy.

You can be crabby if you want to.

You're our big sister, and we love you
whether you're smiling or not.

[chuckles]

[cymbals clash]

[groans]

[chortles]

- [cymbals crash]
- Scram!

[Snoopy whimpers]

[jazz playing]