01x03 - MILF

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Julia?

Hello. Are you alone?

Yes, Elin is out shopping.

OK fine.

I just wanted to apologize
for those who text

- where I wrote that you should pick up
your things when I was at work.

Yes, it can work.
like I don't want to see you.

And I want to.

A lot.

- How I've missed you.
- I have also missed you.

You can...

- Shouldn't you be shopping?
- Yes, but...

Shouldn't you clean first?
Look how well it went.

There is incredible battery life
on that one.

How long did you actually live?
at Julia's?

Was it more than half a year?

Then a law says,
that half of her things are yours.

Then I think:
Julia's Xbox should be your half.

Same with her computer, right?

Does not?

- Ouch!
- Pardon.

But not deep-like
your stupid Tuscany pictures.

Don't say "stupid Tuscany photos".
It is the best trip of my life.

- And I didn't want to deep-like.
- Does not?

No.

Okay, but it was
because at first I dis-liked.

I had to like again,
so I didn't appear mad.

Tighten up. We must look forward.
We do that now.

Then we see who Line
must go in the flesh this time...

You must never say that again.

I heard myself
it was a bit much.

Thank you very much. Have a good day.

"Interests: PW."
There goes the limit.

- PW?
- Yes, power walk.

It is not an interest.
Make up your mind. Should you run or walk?

Hello, hello, Monica.

It cannot be left open here.
The ventilation flow is disturbed.

- I thought you...
- Don't think too much.

- No.
- No.

I have
very little battery left.

Yes. Here we are talking bad battery life.

Was it over half a year or what?
That you lived here.

In that case, we also take the mirror.

It was almost two years,
but we only take what is mine.

Line?

Yes?

We do it fast,
then you don't need to be here anymore.

- Does Julia have eczema?
- Not that I know of.

So that's it
to her dry, dry brain.

Well miss Annika!

See. Bang of the week.

She looks a little old.

- What? No!
- How old is she?

It doesn't say that.

Fine. Then she has money.

- Or is desperate.
- Even better.

- Out with her.
- What? That means nothing.

You know it's only old people
who use crying emojis.

That's not true.
And maybe she sent the wrong one.

Fine.
I am not interested in a MILTF.

- Pardon?
- I am not interested in a MILTF.

I heard you. But what you said
didn't sound very gifted.

It's not called MILTF.
It's called MILF.

No. Mother I'd Like To f*ck.
Otherwise, the abbreviation will be incorrect.

- Doesn't she have a charger?
- It's like with PW: Power walk.

Had it been called Power to Walk,
became PTW.

But it
means something completely different.

- But what happened to the two?
- It's not called Power to Walk, after all.

No, but "two f*ck". M, Mother, I'd
contraction, so it becomes I.

L, Like. T, Two. F, f*ck: MILTF.

- What are you doing?
- I want to prove that I am right.

- Live chat with a real MILF...
- Remove it!

See. M-I-L-F. I wonder if they have
filmed with an endoscopy camera.

They are like inside...

Like that. Now we have to go.

Who of reasonable age
want to see a museum?

Gallery. It's only good
if Annika is older.

All the cool age gap dates.
Läckberg, Carina Berg...

- Another Berg...
- But there it is the other way around.

You can't date someone at 12, after all.

I think she can be anything
between 35 and 70.

- She can't be 70, can she?
- Look. You think positively.

- Only step if she is over 50.
- It will be like dating mom.

- There is quite a young vibe here.
- That speaks volumes for Annika Mammika.

Don't call her that.

Is it so important
then ask how old she is.

No, I can't ask that.
That is impolite.

Get the last name,
then I can google the age.

- But...
- Line?

- Is that you, Line?
- Hello. Yes.

- Annika?
- Yes.

Line Amundsen.

Lovely.

Came.

Is it just Annika or what?

It's not that simple.

Exciting.

My friend is one of the artists…

- Annika.
- Honey, hello.

You are so good.
It's going well now.

- Yes, you know...
- I have to powder my nose.

- Where is it?
- To the right, by the dune collage.

- You can't overlook it.
- Exciting.

- Thanks.
- Wait here. I am coming.

- Hello.
- Hi there.

Really nice art.

It's fine with men...

...that expresses itself emotionally
and artistic.

Yes. Thanks.

Like that... Like the dot here...

It's a dot. But...

One could have said,
that a five-year-old has drawn the

-but you look like...

...that it is so much more.

A five-year-old made it.

So you came here with Annika?

Yes, Annika.

Annika... Twig?

Johansson.

Johansson, yes.
It is a very common name.

Yes definitely.

Are you best friends or more?
or less peers?

Pardon. You...

The scream should be more nasal.

Eternity...

Oh boy.

"Universe megalomania".
It really communicates.

Yes that...

...feels like it's real
communicates to us.

I could have looked at it
for hours.

Sin.

I think there is something else
we can make for hours.

Line: Can you find anything?

- Is red okay?
- Of course.

Thanks.

Now it is not decanted,
but it's usually okay.

Then I'll probably skip it.
I love decanting.

And I actually have to go now, so…

- Well.
- Sorry.

It is all right.
I am helping you.

I am a neighbor of a pottery workshop.

- I can ask them to make a new one.
- I can do that too.

Not here. In Tuscany.

Tuscany?

I love Tuscany.

Yes, so do I.

It is therefore,
I have a small house there.

Yes.

It could be nice
to take you with me sometime.

- Tuscany.
- I love Tuscany.

I have a small house there. Tuscany.

It could be nice
to take you with me.

- I love decanting. Tuscany.
- Tuscany...

Does it feel weird?

No, I think that...

...It is interesting
with a little Dirty talk. Many new words.

No...
I mean the age difference.

I am actually over 50 years old.

No, I actually don't have that at all
thought of.

After all, age is just a number.

I'm glad you say that.

I might be such a... MILF.

Maybe.

But really
it should be called MILTF.

I totally agree.

- Good morning, my beautiful.
- Good morning.

I make some breakfast.
You can take a bath if you want.

Thanks. Safe service.

Hotel Annika. All inclusive.

Good morning, my beautiful.

You have to get out of there now.
Jump out the window!

- Then I'll die.
- Yes! You should bang, not marry.

But fall down.
I actually want to thank you-

- because you pushed me.
A mature relationship suits me.

No no. Go away. Now!

- Now I can't hear you.
- It is not fun.

Hello?

Oh boy.

Thanks.

You... Do you spell Johansson
with one or two S's?

Why?

I wanted to press
enter your phone number.

Yes.

I don't usually give it out.

Then it becomes difficult
to plan our trip to Tuscany.

Yes, we had a little too much wine yesterday,
what?

Yes...

I do not know. I might have been
not entirely clear that I...

I was just out
after some kind of... one-time bang.

Okay. That's good to know.

Now we have to see who Annika
must go in the flesh next time.

- sh**t me.
- Stop.

You guys don't have private conversations here, do you?

- No, then.
- It is well. Keep fighting, team.

- The best thing is to laugh about it.
- Not funny.

It sounds like a private conversation.

No, it's not.

It will be fun later.

I was dumped by a 50 year old.

You don't stick to our menu.

You can go and mop.

- I have been dropped by a MILTF.
- Yes. It's fun.

Annika doesn't want you.
Julia doesn't want you either.

People in their fifties
says "one time bang".

You have the world's saddest job.

Julia wants to find MILF porn
on his computer.

What?

- We removed the site after all.
- But it is still in history.

Not because someone might check.
But if anyone does, it's Julia.

And we can, by the way
also laugh at. Fool.

Hello? Hello?

- Are you really going home now?
- No.

Aren't you overreacting a little now?

No, she's at work until five.

- Shouldn't you hand over the keys?
- Yes, but fortunately I forgot about it.

Freud in an...

She probably hasn't used it.

What is the point of such a spoon?

- What?
- That can't possibly work, can it?

- You're not doing anything stupid now are you?
- No.

Is everything well?

- How are you?
- Well.