01x06 - Kalla mig Annie L

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I'm sure,
I recognize her.

No sh*t, Enola Holmes.
You have met her.

And you've been stalking her
on all social media.

I recognized
her first time too.

It is the same. Give me the phone.
I have found another.

We don't need to look any further.
I'm going to see Rebecca this week.

- What the hell is this?
- We should not limit ourselves.

- I have found your perfect match.
- So I've heard that before.

No, I mean, I have a guy.
But do you want to sleep with both of us?

Okay, maybe she wasn't perfect.
But this is different.

You have also said that before.

hey is it ok
if I call you Ebba Busch?

But the strange thing
in that situation was probably your answer.

It feels a little strange,
but what about Annie Lööf?

- I don't want to seem negative.
- Then do not!

Elin, are you trying to make sure
I don't meet Rebecca?

I just want to browse the market.

Are you afraid of
i fall in love and leave you?

No, I'm just trying to help you.

I have a better reputation than you.
I've always had that.

"How are you, Annie Lööf?"

Yes, I said "as always"!

No, I just changed my address.

The problem is that my mail is not coming
home to me, but to my ex.

And we are not
right to the point, so…

Yes...

- Alright thanks.
- What did they say?

First he said:
"Thanks for oversharing."

- And that I needed the invoice.
- Who is at Julia's house?

Yup.

And you haven't
seen her since "cancergate"?

- No.
- Exciting!

- Hello.
- Hello.

- Here.
- Thanks.

I don't know why they come
here. I've been calling around-

-and tried
to change address manually...

- Fine.
- Yes.

Sorry for last time.

I was a little sick in the head.

Yes, you were.

It was not good.

No.

But maybe it's okay
that everything is a bit bad now, with everything.

Yes, but you shouldn't lie about
that one's mother has cancer.

No, you don't have to do that again.

No.

I must...

Take care of yourself.

- You too.
- Thanks.

- Hello, Monica.
- You...

Have you read the statutes?

- Pardon?
- The association's articles of association.

Have you read them?

I guess I have, once.

Reach. That is strange-

- because it says that unauthorized persons
must not run around on the staircase.

And you don't live here anymore, do you?

- No...
- No.

- Well!
- No. No no.

"Bad".

Yes. I'll have to think about it.

Then we'll just close this one.

- You don't have to come with me there.
- I have nothing against that.

But you understood the risk, didn't you?
She wants a longer relationship.

You should probably talk about
what you want, be direct.

- Specific.
- The first thing you do-

-"Bang, question mark."

And then, “Hey, Rebecca!
What fun we're going to have tonight."

- We'll see what happens.
- No, you have to bring it up yourself.

It's in here.

Okay. You're doing as we agreed, right?

Well.

It's probably very good,
if you're not home later.

- Now if we're going to have a cup of tea.
- Nobody talks like that.

- But okay, I'll have a beer.
- Fine.

Are you absolutely sure
that we have met before?

- That is, before the supermarket.
- No, I think not.

Because I've seen you before.

Well... Yeah, it's weird.

But... Shall we share the cauliflower and
the spring rolls?

Yes. It sounds good.

But... Are you from Borås?

No, I'm from here.

But I was at a figure skating camp
in Borås. But that was enough in 2001.

- Okay. I certainly wasn't there.
- No Okay.

I went home after a day, because I
forgot to take the blade guard off-

-and then I slipped and broke
collarbone and sprained wrist.

- Ouch!
- I know. A real Sporty Spice.

Yes, it sounds like that.
Actually, I am too.

Yes?

When we played round ball at school,
I had to be the cone.

- The cone?
- Yes, as in...

- Cone.
- Well. Wildly enough.

That was it, yes.

Pardon. I just have to...

When you have time, I would like to…

- Shouldn't you have a beer?
- Yeah.

And you know what the wild thing is?
They have beer here.

- Many other places also have beer.
- I just had to see how it went.

Good, but better,
if you weren't here.

Why does she hate me?

She can just piss off
with her lipstick situation.

- I am leaving now.
- Wait a minute.

- Have you told her?
- What?

That you just want to bang?

- Yes.
- Okay good.

Why are you smiling like that? I know
not whether you are lying or telling the truth.

- I do not know.
- What do you mean? Line!

- Pardon.
- No that...

What did we talk about?

You told about
your amazing life as a cone.

Yes it was.

- We are closing now, unfortunately.
- Fine.

- I'll pay.
- No.

Then we have to run rock, scissors, paper.

- So, stone, sax, bag?
- Yes.

- Okay. Rock, sax, bag.
- Rock scissors Paper.

- I won.
- No, because this is a b*mb.

And it bursts your bag.

Yes, but this is a blanket b*mb,
so it wins anyway.

- Together or separately?
- Together, please.

- Here you go.
- Thanks.

What do you think? Shall we move on?

I think "yes",
but I guess everything is closed now.

Do you want to come home with me?

- Such.
- Receipt?

- No thanks.
- Fine. Thanks.

We can have a cup of tea.

Gladly.

- Is it fine here?
- Yes, that's the gate over there.

- Then you must have a good evening.
- Thanks.

No, wait. Um...

I don't have any.

- What?
- Tea.

We were supposed to drink tea,
and I have no tea.

It is okay.
We can just drink something else.

No, I really want tea.

- Okay.
- Can you buy something?

In our store. It would be
fine and symbolic, even.

Then I get up and clean up,
and then you come later.

- Yes, so...
- Then we'll do it. I'm closing it here.

It will be... So we'll do it like this.

- Hello?
- Excuse me for interrupting...

I'm outside your apartment.

Yes, I can see you.

sorry i'm here
but i just didn't know…

...who I should talk to.

- What has happened?
- I just had to go out with...

...the trash, and then she just lay-

-and she was completely cold,
and she wasn't breathing.

Then the ambulance came and...
Sorry, I'm here.

There's just no one else,
who knows her, like.

Or, you and I know her
not really either, but...

- Julia, who?
- The neighbour.

Monica.

She is dead.

I can't understand that she is gone.

No, I can't either.

It was so strange.
I saw it right away.

So, in her eyes,
like she wasn't there.

This is not at all
good for your fear of death.

No. My therapist comes to work.

She has to,
as much as she is paid.

- Are you going to the funeral?
- No, there isn't anyone.

Monica was obviously a Satanist.

I just have to take a call.

Okay.

Hello.

There are an unreasonable number of types.
I have bought enough for tea tasting.

You who are... Something has happened.

So...

- Well.
- We...

We can hold
tea tasting another evening?

Okay...

I don't really understand
what are you up to.

No. Sorry I...

See you.

- Hello!
- Hello.

- I see you have some wine.
- Yes.

Shall we have a drink?

No? Okay.

I need to get up
quite early in the morning so…

I am in.

Then you'd better get some sleep.

- But...
- No it is...

It is fine. It will probably work out.

Yes... Thanks for tonight.

- Bap, bap, bap!
- What?

Economic slimming. Order from above.

From God... No.

Okay.

We probably can
be a little smarter. Yup.

Two fries!

Hi, this is Rebecca.

Hello.

Here you go.

- Can we sit over there instead?
- Yes of course.

It must be the same.

Thank you for being so understanding.

No reason.
It is always difficult with an ex.

Would you like something to drink first?

We already know what we want.

Yes. Cauliflower and spring rolls.

- And a beer for each.
- Yes. It's on its way.

What did we start talking about?

That's what this was about,
that you recognized me.

But I'm starting to believe
that it was just a flat score line.

No, it's true.
I have seen you before.

Okay.

Was it at Stockholm University?

Uh no.

- I studied in Lund.
- I just have to...

- What?
- Pardon.

I know where you know her from.

You can't just write a message?

She studied sociology at SU.
The year above you, in Malin's class.

- No, she didn't.
- No?

Well okay. Malin studied well
not really sociology either.

- How was it now? I think...
- Are you done?

- Pardon. I will not disturb.
- Well.

WOW!

Malin studied sociology for three weeks,
but then she dropped out-

- to attend VUC.
She wanted to become a psychologist.

But I don't think Malin came in
in psychology.

Come on no Scientologists
and took her away?

I think she brought it.
What is it?

She is Julia's therapist.

- Where are you going?
- Home and die.

Sweetest. Maybe she just looks like her.

I've picked up Julia enough times
knowing that I am 100% safe.

- You are being so dramatic right now.
- You don't understand!

The only time I fall in love with
anyone, it's my ex's therapist!

It doesn't matter then.
You just have to bang.

I can't bang her.
Julia has definitely talked about us.

That would be so weird.

You have then
been involved in stranger things.

Or, if he can look on,
while you and I...?

- It is not okay!
- For whom?

Julia. She can not
continue at Rebecca...

No, stop now. Julia dumped you.

- She's the bad guy here.
- But...

I'm not on Team Rebecca,
but in this case...

You don't owe Julia a sh*t.

"Where are you?"

Up in the a*s with Julia.

- Hello.
- Hello.

Could we have seen each other somewhere?

Perhaps.
But it's not so important.

The most important thing is,
that we are together now.

- That was also quite flat.
- I know. And I own it.

Yes, you actually do.

- Cheers to that.
- Cheers.

It has been
so nice, I think.

I think that too.

I just got... I'm allergic.

Opposite... I've taken a prick test.

when i was seven
i took a test and it turned out-

- that I was allergic to birch,
and I'm allergic to horse-

-but now it is
just the horse's mane itself.

Are you okay?

I do not know.

"The taxi is here."

I have to...

Yes.

- Hey.
- Hello.

- You wanted something, didn't you?
- No.

I... just wanted to be a little.

Okay.