01x07 - Tinderdöden

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- We are replacing Tinder.
- What?

I've just seen you. Seen you...

Rated you... Seen, seen. See.

Didn't we diss her,
because she was wearing toe socks?

Yes, because.

It's over now.

I guess we can take a break
"having to have sex with one a week."

- Or just drop it altogether.
- Answer: No!

We are in week seven,
so I'm done soon.

So, Line...
Drop that attitude.

I'm sick of it and what happened
with Rebecca... I don't care anymore.

I understand that, but you know,
what was the problem with rebecca?

- That she was Julia's therapist?
- No, that you could decide.

You wanted to meet her.
I tried to stop you.

You have to let me manage that sort of thing.
Okay?

- Okay.
- Well.

And I decide
that we don't give up.

- You said life was over.
- Yes. The Tinder life.

There are many other solutions.

See here: "Wealthy Dating."



- Isn't that elite dating?
- Yes, exactly.

You must be an academic-

-and earn at least 48,800 per month.

It is, after all, a question of interpretation.

- Not really, right?
- No, not really.

It is easy to cheat. Came.
We need to take new profile pictures.

Can't we use what I have?

You don't look like someone who belongs
the highest salary grade.

No...

Should I wear sunglasses?
when I read?

You are rich. You can do what you want.

You are Oprah. Who gets a car?

I'm getting a car! You get a car.

You get a car. Everyone gets a car!

You are a stock market shark.

Even bigger. Even better. A whale!

Like that, yes.

Line, 24 years old. Stockbroker.

- It turned out fine.
- Yeah right?

- What is a stockbroker?
- Have no idea.

Noodles will soon run out,
when we are done here...

People here are full of money.

- sh*t!
- What?

- Our Felicia?
- Yes.

"Felicia, 29 years old.
Restaurant operations manager."

- Did she write it in English?
- Yes.

Yeah, 'cause she's a free spirit.
Looking for Someone-

-as ambitious and hardworking
as herself.

Respect!

Someone has viewed your profile.

- Can you see it?
- Yes. That's what I like.

It's a bit old fashioned.

Then Felicia can see,
that we have seen her profile.

Damn...

We will write to her and try
to explain it away.

Yes. Write: "I'm in
in a market research"-

-"which tests different
dating sites"-

-" to see if it's easy
to create a fake profile. Because..."

- Have you sent already?
- Yes.

- I wasn't finished.
- I wrote something else.

"Hey, BosslLF. Give me an F."
and then a risk. Then you have your profile."

Pardon! I got stressed.

Two halloumi menus and a funbox
with carrots. Was it right?

- Yes it's true.
- I want fries!

No, Milton.
There will be no fries.

- Carrots are so delicious.
- I want fries!

Then we take a medium French fries as well.

A medium french fry? Fine.
Now you can drive to the hatch.

I just got such a...
My blood sugar plummeted.

I'm just picking up a little...

- ...coffee.
- Will you get one for me too?

- With oat milk.
- Of course.

It is absolutely unbelievable.

It is a gross violation.
Very uncomfortable.

How can anyone come up with that?

Too much caffeine is unhealthy.

You must drink water every other time.

- You didn't fetch water either.
- No.

I actually think
we have to think about it a little more, -

-how we empty
our planet for resources.

And water is actually a luxury item, -

- so you can't just
drink and drink of the luxury water.

We have to do something now…

...before it's too late.

Greta.

That workshop is too much.

- Which one?
- Haven't you seen the email?

We are closing earlier today
because of the workshop

-about sexual harassment.

It's just too much.

There must be someone
who has done something.

Line...

Line?

Line?

Hello! Are you here today? How nice.

Yes, but you're not going home now.
The workshop begins in five minutes.

- The workshop...?
- About sexual harassment.

It is very important that everyone is involved.
Especially you.

One two Three. One two Three.

One two Three.

Such.
Then you can get into your groups-

-and then we go
a 20 minute meeting

-where we discuss how our
sexual harassment policy

-can be made clearer.

Are you 2?

- Yes.
- The twos are here.

- Can you take minutes, Line?
- Yes of course.

Yes, Signe. I totally agree. It says
quite clearly, there is zero tolerance.

Yes, not too?

But...

- Is it really that obvious?
- Mmm.

So, about the zero tolerance, yes,
but...

Zero tolerance for what?

Against sexual harassment.

Yes, but what does that mean
with "sexual harassment"?

It says so. “An unwelcome one
sexual behavior in word or deed"-

-"which leads someone to feel
feel humiliated, offended or stressed."

I actually think
we should invite a speaker.

That's a really good idea.

But if you didn't mean
to offend someone?

It does not matter.

I actually agree with that.

But if someone else had done something,
and you were blamed for it?

Yes! It's super important.
Victim blaming.

There should be something about that.

Yes...

Wise thoughts. Thanks to group 1.

And now it's group 2's turn.

We thought carefully...

...many clever things...

Do any of you have a horse?

I react to…

In addition to what is already stated,
then we talked about, -

-that it is important to forgive.

Because that's not always the point...

So, now I don't mean...
I'm zero percent-

-Harvey Epstein and Prince Andrew.
So...

I have zero percent of them in my DNA.

- It is just important to bring out...
- Line.

Yes, but I will do it
very clear.

Yes...

I want to change
the settings on the computer, -

-saw the screen saver first
begins after ten minutes.

Or to delete hibernation altogether.

- I didn't want to show the pictures...
- I know.

I'm sorry you were forced to
this workshop, -

- because I sent the message,
and then I continue the harassment-

-and harasses everyone in the workshop-

-which is about,
that I harassed you.

- Now I'm not quite there.
- Sorry for sending that message.

"The message"...? Aha...

- You're talking about the message?
- Yes.

You think it's because,
what you wrote, -

-that we had the workshop today?

Yes? Or... Wasn't that why?

Dearest, no. It was
a vacation substitute that sent Dickpics.

Through the internal e-mail.

You said it was extra important,
that I participated in the workshop.

Yes, I like you.

I think you are smart
as far as that sort of thing is concerned.

I'm usually quite awake.

And...

...that message you wrote...

You don't have to worry about that.

I was happy with it.

Sorry, Felicia.
I wasn't prepared for that.

No, no, it doesn't matter.

No, it doesn't matter.
Because it doesn't matter.

"Meow, it doesn't matter."

It is very nice here.
It's neat and tidy here.

Thanks. There is quite a lot of cat hair,
so I clean every day.

I did not believe,
there was a problem with…

But!

Well, hey, honey!

- Aha, okay.
- And there you come!

- One more?
- Hello, my handsome.

Hello, you beauties!
You're not allergic, are you?

No, not officially like that...

That was lucky!
That was lucky, Tufsi.

If someone can't stand you, we can
not them. We think they are stupid.

Shall we have some fun?
Is it time for fun?

Now comes the fun stick!

Came. Look here. Take it.
You are naughty. Yes, you are a naughty one!

It's fun to play.
Now I'm a tiger.

And you are a tiger.
We are on the savannah.

You have to catch it, little fool.
Catch it now!

Poof, what is it?
You have such nice paws...

I see you like bulgur.

Yes, mommy's little princess.
Now this is getting stupid again.

- I'm more into quinoa.
- I think they are both super good.

So take it! Look, it turned out like
tunnel. A nasty tunnel.

Can I borrow the toilet?

Of course. It's down the hall.

- Are you going to show her the way, Frank?
- No thanks, Frank.

It is fun,
that you got into a silly mood, I think.

I lie down too
because I'm also a miss cat.

- Stop it. All lesbians have cats.
- Yes, cat. Not cats.

A cat is fine.
It's cute, but a bit demanding.

Two cats and then I think:
"You're a little too fond of cats."

She may be mega empathetic and desired
not that cat 1 should be lonely.

- Three cats is a cat from madness.
- Think positively.

Taylor Swift has three cats,
and you want to sleep with her.

Yeah, but Taylor Swift is Taylor Swift,
and we don't see each other at work.

No, that's a damn shame.

- How's it going in there?
- Very good!

Um, thank you very much.

Can't you hurry up?
Frankie needs the litter box.

- And me too.
- Yes...

Yes, little Frankie.
Mom has to go to the "human toilet."

"Now do it, okay!?"

Well, Frankie!
Mommy needs some rest now, little friend.

He likes you.

They can actually smell loneliness.
With the nose.

Yes...

- Can't we drop all the cat talk?
- I didn't say "cat", but Katja.


but you don't have to look at it.

- No, Elin.
- Yes, it's Sunday.

You're going to sleep with someone tonight,
otherwise everything is ruined.

Everything has failed anyway.

What is it?

No, you are right.
We'll drop it here.

No, I have to see.

But...

No, that's fine. See you at home.

"Can't you come home?"

"I can't bear to be alone now."

"Hello?"

"Are you okay?"