05x25 - What's the Deal

[bunniefuu]

Yeah, Tom, we're kind of between a rock

and a hard place. Wiley's a no-show. His

wife's got him locked up tonight. Well,

damn it. You know it ain't no good

without a fourth. What about those boys

you got working in the yard?You got to

think the two of them together can handle

a seat at the table and let them inside

the house. Do they even have any money?

Well. I guess they got what I owe 'em for

the yard work. Hell, by the end of the

night, figure I could have the job done

for nothing.

Old people.

I got the VCR.

What?You know, old people, you know, that

guy in that commercial, you know, is that

that old dude, you know?He goes, I got

the VCR. I

don't know what you're talking about

Bevis. Nut sack. Shut

up, butthead! Don't call me that.

Ah Daddy doesn't understand me. Ohh

Yeah, really.

Woman. Really.

It must really suck to have a dad who's

like still around after you're born.

Yeah, yeahYeah, I wonder what that'slike.

This guy's dad seems pretty cool, though.

Yeah. It's too bad he's got a wuss for a

son. Yeah, really.

It's like, this guy's dad tried to do

something nice for him and take him on a

picnic. Yeah, yeahAnd he just, like, runs

away and acts like a little wussy.

If they took me out on a picnic, I'd,

like, scarf down all the food, and then

go like... Run around and like put

handsome people's pants and all that

stuff. Yeah.

It's a Psycho Billy Freakout! Yeah, Yeah

it's a Psycho Billy Freakout!

This dude is weird. He's like...

Our kind of people.

I think I used to see this guy down at

MaxiMart like playing video games all day

and like drinking slushies. Ohh yeah yeah

I heard he got a million points on

Centipede once. Yeah. He's

cool. Ohh yeah yeah

It's a Sagabelly freakout! Yeah! Yeah

That's what it is, buddy. Yeah. Sagabelly

freakout! Everybody put it on your pants!

Hey, buddy, what kind of music is this?

Uh..

I think it's like some kind of country

music. But it's like country

music after you've been, like, playing

Centipede for, like, 24 hours. Oh, yeah,

yeahThis would make good

music to play, like, while you're playing

Centipede. It's like, you know, Centipede

going around and .. Yeah.

Yeah I bet you could

score a lot of points. Yeah, yeahYeah,

maybe you could score.

Now this here is five cards. Jacks are

better. Quarter minimum, $3 Max.

Three raises will test the gonies.

Cool. Yeah. You

fellas on board?

I guess. Good enough then. Let's

get busy, boys.

Whoa. Yeah. Cool.

Give me that one. Oh, wait. Yeah,

get your own. Come on, give me some.

Well, what do you say there, boss?You're

the man. I'll be the boss. Dusty?

I'll be. Boys?

Boys?What?

Y'all in?Um, what does that mean?

Well, you can fold and give me your cards

or throw in a blue chip and stay in the

game. Uh, OK.

Card?Three. I'll take two.

Boys. Come on, boys.

HuhHow many cards you need?

You can take up to three. Yeah, yeah,

three. Three! Three!

Discards, please. Uh, what?

If you want three cards, you got to give

me three of those. No way! Yeah.

You already got the whole deck to look

at, butthole

Come

on now, Dusty. While we're young. All

right, ready. Keep your britches on. Tom,

I'll see your three. Boss, I'll see your

three, and I'll raise you three of my

own. Good enough, then. Boys,

that'll be a niner to y'all. Uh, we got

like one white one.

Afraid that ain't gonna get you there,

boy. You want to stay in, you're gonna

have to go light. Uh, OK.

Y'all know what that means?Uh,

no. Means you lose,

you hop on that payment plan to the

winner. Well, I don't know, Tom. Are

these boys good for it?Well, I'll tell

you what, I'll throw in for you. But if

y'all go down, you're going to be on me

some elbow grease. Uh,

OK. Nine

for the boys, and here's my six.

Three more from you, Boss, and we're

going to find us a happy man. Hey,

where's our new cards?Look, I've told you

every time. You get new cards once

per hand. Now what do you have, Boss?Two

pair. Jacks and Floyds. Beats me.

Well, I'd like to thank y'all for kindly

coming over and y'all welcome back

anytime. I got me a two pair, but this

here's the Cowboys and their sweeties.



We got 4 pairs of boobs and one butt

Yeah. Boobs are cool.

Oh boy. Mom, the boys got a flood. Say

what?Yeah, Dusty's right. Take a look.

What in the hell?Damn it. You win, boys.

Yes. Yes

Whoa. Check it out, buddy. It's the turd

burglar. You mean the

Hamburglar, dude. No, he's a turd

burglar. Oh, yeah.

Look at this dumb assHow come he's the

only one wearing makeup?It's like him and

the band all got together and stuff and I

said, OK, man, we're all going to wear

some scary makeup tomorrow. It's going to

be really cool. We're going to kick some

assBut then this dumb a*s was the only

one stupid enough to do it. The other

dudes were probably like, you put makeup

on, you dumb assWe were just joking.

Boy, this is horrible. Don't say

that, Blush. I kind of feel sorry for

these guys. Yeah.

If I had a mic like that, if I'd stick a

mic into every end, if I'd have like 4

mics, then I'd be four times as loud.

No, you wouldn't. You can only sing into

one end at a time, Beavis. How do I spun

it around really fast?Beavis, it doesn't

matter how fast you spin it around, you'd

still only be singing into one mic at a

time. No, no, but I'm talking about, I'd

like to roll it around really fast. I

mean like just really fast. Uh,

yeah, I guess that might work.

Cool. Rock

smashes scissors.

That was pretty cool that Anderson let us

keep these chips instead of, like, giving

them back for a bunch of quarters. Yeah,

these blue ones are worth a lot more.

Paper smashes scissors.

Winning is cool. No, it isn't.

f*ck

What is this?Yeah.

YeahPoison. Oh,

this is poison.

This is so horrible. I can't

even begin to talk about how much this

sucks. Yeah, yeah, really. Look at these

butt knockers. Yeah. Oh, let me

tell you what I want.

Remember back when they used to, like,

play videos by these guys all the time?

Yeah, that really sucked. Yeah, it's a

good thing they're gone. Yeah, really.

Wait a minute. That dude right there. I

think he's that dude that drives a snack

truck now. Oh, yeah. That's right.

He's got, like, a mustache now, and he's

just got long hair in the back. Yeah,

yeah, that's him.

I bet these guys, like, practice their

little wussy dance moves.

Poison.

Bobby, I smeared my lipstick when I

catched my finger. Could I borrow some of

yours?You're a little

too good at that, Bevis.

Bobby, Cece

and Brett. Don't forget

Ricky.