05x40 - Womyn

[bunniefuu]

Well, class, this will be my last day as

your teaching assistant. I just wanted to

say a few words of goodbye to the young

women here. This has been the most

depressing experience of my

career. I have never

encountered a more sexist classroom.

I pity you and I fear for your futures.

That is why I am urging all of you young

females to join the Sisters of the

Highland Society for Women. We will be

meeting at the community center to

discuss our plans to picket Cineplex 5,

which continues to debase womankind by

promoting films featuring actresses with

breast augmentation.

I think that chick up there wants us.

Perhaps the most importantProbably will

be a chance to meet feminist leaders, the

kind of inspiring women who refuse to

prost*tute themselves. Whoa,

prostit*tes. Those are

like those chicks who do it for money.

Oh, yeah, yeah, that would be cool.

Hey, does that mean they do it for money?

No. These women offer their services to

the community strictly for free.

What up there, dude?

This sounds different. Yeah, yeahYeah, it

was slower before. Yeah, and she was

walking slower before too, and she had

bigger hooters.

You know.. I sure would like to do,

Madonna. Yeah, me too. I'd like to have

sex with her. That would rule.

Yeah, that's that's what I meant, too.

Yeah. Kick a*s

Madonna looks pretty normal here. Yeah,

really. She just looks like a normal,

white-haired old lady walking down the

street to get some groceries. You know

what I'm saying?Yeah. But for, you know,

like an old white-haired lady, it still

looks pretty good. Oh, yeah, no, no I'd

do her. I mean, I'd do her, yeah. I'm not

saying that. Viva, you'd do your old

white-haired grandma if you got the

chance. No, wait, what?My grandma's got,

like, brown kind of purple hair. It's not

white. Uh.. Oh,

yeah.

My baby's got a secret. My

baby's got a secret.

My baby's got a secret.

Shut up, bungholeMadonna's

always, like, masturbating during her

videos. Yeah, yeah, so am I, you know,

during her videos. Yeah, but, like, when

she masturbates she's still doing it with

Madonna. When you spank your monkey,

you're just doing it with Beavis. Little

beetle.

Boy, if I was Madonna, I would, like,

fondle my boobs constantly.

And that is why we're also beginning a

grassroots campaign to change the

spelling of the word woman to

W-O-M-Y-N. We're

not just men plus two little letters

anymore.

Isn't that sign spelled wrong?

Cool. Stupid chicks really put

out.

Welcome to the Highland Society for

Women. Would you like to sign our mailing

list?

Hey, Ami, did you know your sign is

spelled wrong?

Well, look how many chicks there are,

butthead. That's cool.

I didn't know this town had so many sluts

I'd like to open the second-half of

tonight's meeting of the Highland Society

for Women by welcoming two important new

groups. The first is the Highland

Sisterhood for Militant Feminism.

The 2nd is 2 young

non-women who have joined us from

Highland High. It is encouraging to all

of us that you have decided to mend your

ways and join us in the fight against the

patriarchy.

I think they want us. Yeah,

we're going to score.

Hey buddy, if these chicks, like, do it

for free, then how come there aren't any

other guys here?Damn it, Beavis. We've

got a room full of chicks here who do it

for free. And all you can think about is

how come there aren't more guys here?

Yeah. How come?

Beavis, I'mlittle disappointed in

you.

Whoa.

Uh, so, uh, you chicks want to, like, get

it on or something?We prefer to be

referred to as women.

So, uh, you, uh,

women want to get it on?Jerk!

Wussy. You can't even score with chicks

who do it for free. No way, buttholeThey

were just playing hard to get. It's

supposed to, like, turn us on and stuff.

Oh, yeah. It's working.

Hey, buddy, check them out.

I am drawn to them as if by a power

greater than my wiener.

Women right now. And

women right now. So, um,

do you wanna do it?Ow! He

put it! What the hell's going on?Ow! Damn

it, Beavis, if you wanna score, you gotta

be smooth, dumbass

Uh, hey, baby. Hey, baby, where are you?

Oh, I don't know.

I think this is the Jesus and Mary chain.

Quit cursing, buddy. I'm not. That's the

name of the band, Beavis. Why would

anybody name their band that?I mean,

like, every time that you, like, um,

say the name of the band, you're like,

Doing one of those those sins.

Yeah. They're gonna

spend an eternity in hell.

But

you're probably gonna go to hell too,

'cause you said the name of the band.

You know, I mean, you know, this sounds

exactly like that that song.

Um.. Get it on!

That's what it is, man. Get it on.

Oh yeah. Get it on,

bang your schlongAnd then there's that

other part. Get it on, bang a

schlongWith your

dong. Yeah.

Schlong

And as I stand at the scene of the brutal

beating of two sex-crazed teenagers, I

can only thank God that these brave

feminists have finally realized that the

only way to deal with male chauvinism is

by fanatical violence. Yeah, yeah

Violence! Violence! Ow!

Hey, Bela. When those chicks were kicking

me, I like, touched their thingies.

And like, one of them touched my nabs

with her fist. It hurt, but it was still

pretty cool. Yeah,

we got to go back. Next time I'm going to

touch their butts.

Whoa. This is that

video that's like a plane crash.

If I was on a plane and it was crashing,

I'd just like run around screaming and

stuff just to freak people out even more.

I guess I'd try to, like, find a chick to

do it with me first. I

forgot about that. Yeah.

I'd go up to a chick and be like, Uh..

excuse me. Do you mind if I use your butt

for a flotation device?

Yeah.

Cool. They're all getting ready to

crash. The

stewardesses, like... Place your head

firmly between your knees and kiss your

a*s goodbye.

You know, I'd like to try kissing my a*s

you know?I'm afraid I'd end up sitting on

my face. How come you

want to kiss your assI'd

like to see what my bunghole looks like.

Go for it. Don't worry, I'll spot you.

OK, here. Pants. There we

go. Oh,

look at that. My teeth.

Ow.