06x06 - Blood Pressure

[bunniefuu]

Whoa. I just, like, thought of something,

Beavis. Someday,

every one of these is going to be on a

wiener.

And then you know where it's going to be

after that.

Whoa! Check it out, butthead! What is

this thing?Uh..

I think it's a ride or something. Oh,

yeah. This is gonna be cool. Yeah.

How come I'm not moving?Uh.. You have to,

like, start it first. Dumb a*s

This is going to be cool. Here we

go.

Wait a second. Things starting to hurt,

butthead. Ow, ow. Hey,

make up your mind.

Make up your mind.

I already made-up my mind. This.

Wow, now come on.

Whoa, is that a body?

Uh, yeah, I think so. You

think they k*lled somebody just to make

this video?They should have k*lled the

people who made it.

I wonder what that would be like, you

know, like to die.

Well, you're going to find out someday.

Are you threatening me?I will never die.

No, I'm serious, Beevas. It's like, you

know, you start to get all old and stuff.

Yeah,

really?What else?

I think you start, like, losing control

of your wee-wee.

What else?

Then you like, start pooping a lot and

you like, lose the grip of your buttI'm

gonna die! Yeah.

You're old.

So, um, butthead, what would you do like,

if I died?I'd probably like,

move over to the middle of the couch.

It's more comfortable.

Oh, yeah, yeah

Damn it, this is freaking me out. Ow!

It's squeezing my arm, Butthead. Ow! It

sucks! Let

go! Get it off, Butthead! Get it off.

Cut it

off! Uh, let's say...

Uh.. Emmer...

................ This sucks. But it, go

get something to

cut this thing off!

Ow!

Uh, don't go anywhere, Beeva. I'll

be back. Ow!

Hi, would you like to try a slice of our

party pizza today?Uh.. Is it

free?Yeah, it's a free sample. Cool.

Here you go. Uh, is that all?

What a rip-off.

Are you gonna make some more?'Cause, uh,

I like pepperoni and stuff. And big

slices too.

Hey, B, check it out, a diaper for old

people. Oh, yeah.

Ow! Come on, butthead, get me out of

here! Some guy's gonna

take a dump in these. Oh, yeah.

Come on, butthead, help me! Ow! You

look like a dork. Go get something to cut

this thing off! Ohh

Screws.

Hey, looking for a tool?Tool.

I need something sharp to like cut

something off. You mean like a

pair of scissors?Uh, no. Do you have

like a chainsaw?Well, we don't have any

of those, butWe have some of these small

wood saws.

Uh, okay. I'll trade you for these

diapers. You can poop in

'em. Okay, I'll just

put these back for ya. Okay,

Beavis. Damn it! We're gonna get you out

of here. Hurry up buddy, come on, I'm

gonna die! Hurry up! Hold still, Beavis,

it's only gonna hurt for a second. Uh,

let's see. Ow! Ow! Ow!

Maps.

Remember that time that guy came into

Burger World 'cause he was lost?And he

like drew a map with like ketchup and

french fries and pickles?

Oh yeah. I was just making

stuff up. You're like,

Okay, you see?You go right down here and

then you turn left, and then see this

pickle, this is like a big building.

Yeah. He believed me.

He was, like, going, Uh-huhOkay,

mm-hmmHey, buddy, you know,

like, sometimes when we get rides home

and there's, like, a lot of dudes and

they're all stuffed in the backseat like

that?Uh, yeah?Um, is it normal

to get wood?Beavis, you

b*ner-popping pervert. It's not even

normal to ask. Okay. Oh, okay.

Whoa! Is that the Demolition Derby?Uh,

yeah. I think it is.

Demolition Derbies kick a*s

Yeah, yeah You know, I

can't think of anything that kicks as

much a*s as a Demolition Derby.

Yeah. Does your mom still go out to

Sunset Speedway and watch those?Yeah,

yeah, yeahSunday, Sunday, Sunday.

Sunset Speedway prelives the Dukes of

Durst Derby. The Barons of Bash, the

Kings of Crash, and the tonight-half

Derby spectacular, with chills, thrills,

and bone-crunching spells. They can drive

space for the whole seat, but you'll only

need the edge. Shut

up, Beavis. Your voice is

too high to do that. Fun-day, Sunday,

Sunday. Shut up, one old man. Take it up.

Sunday, Sunday, Sunday. You have a high

voice, Beavis. Shut up, buddy. I don't

talk like that. No, no

I'm gonna die! No! Whoa, whoa,

hey. Ow! Ow! Oh,

thanks. You okay there, buddy?

No. You should stick your

wiener in there, Beavis. Hmm

Your blood pressure's dangerously high

for a boy your age. Really?Cool. Hey,

hey, hey, heyThis ain't joking around,

okay?I want you to go see a doctor right

away. Now, in the meantime, I'm going to

give you some pills that should help your

high blood pressure. Now, it's very

important that you avoid any kind of

stressful situation. Try to

relax, maybe stay home, watch a little

TV. Give me the pill. Give me the pill

now.

Just get this open here.

Damn it. Open.

Damn it, son of a bitchOpen. Settle down,

butt munch. Shut up. Come on, open. Damn

it. Don't kick your a*s

Oh, no.

I got it. I got

it. Butt it. I think my arm's stuck. You

need to relax, baby.

Oh no, people on a couch. Is this Friends?

Eh, no, it's a video. It's

like, whenever they want to show that a

band is just like, you know, a great

bunch of guys, they make them all crowd

onto a couch.

You know, that show Friends is stupid.

It's like, they're always saying stupid

stuff, and um, it's all

intellectual and and something.

Damn it, Beavis, you're supposed to watch

that show with the sound down and just

check out the chicks. Yeah, but um, I

don't know, even the chicks, like, that

one chick is way too skinny. And

her face looks like a scarecrow.

Yeah, but her last name is Cox...

Um.. I think you're right, Butthead. I

think, um.. there have been a lot of

videos, you know, like with um.. where

the whole band, you know, is on a couch.

Yeah. You know, Butthead, um..

maybe you should get rid of this couch,

and you know, and get us some chairs to

go sit in, you know, change of pace. Hey,

King Turd, go out and buy 'em yourself if

you don't like this couch. What

did you call me?I called you King

Turd. Because that's what you

are.

That sounds kind of like a compliment,

but...