07x15 - On Strike

[bunniefuu]

Yes, that's right, fans. Baseball players

are on strike again, and there is no

resolution in sight. Baseball rules.

Hey, check this out. Come on, bud head.

We

have to go to work.

Wait a minute. Whether we like it or not,

these guys simply refuse to go to work.

Uh.. Come on,

we gotta go to work. Wait, I got an

idea. Yeah, yeah, yeah, me too.

I'm gonna scratch my nads and spit on the

grill. No, Beavis. We should go on

strike. Yeah, yeah,

yeah

This is pretty cool.

Yeah. Can I get a double cheese

curlies and a large orange soda?

Listen, I ain't got time for this. Will

you just get my order?

Oh, come on, you idiots. I want my food

now. I'm sorry, Sir,

but. We're on strike.

Yeah. Yeah, we're on strike. What?

Strike?You clowns just lost yourself a

cash-paying customer. This is a joke.

That was cool. Yeah.

Let me do it. Hi.

I'd like a salad with low-cal ranch on

the side, and don't put any cheese or

croutons on it, okay?Oh,

what the hay?Give me one of those hot

apple pies, too. We're on

strike. You're on strike?

Yeah. Pretty cool, huhCome

on, just give me the food.

No. If

you guys are on strike, you should be out

in front of the store with picket signs.

This is cool.

Burger World sucks. Chicks roll.

What's going on here, gentlemen?We're on

strike. Yeah.

OK, Sid, let's go. What do you say we

make some news?This is Deborah Shea

reporting from Burgerworld, where a labor

dispute has erupted between management

and their employees. Why are you

gentlemen on strike here at Burgerworld?

Because work sucks. I see.

I see. It's like we

don't want to work. We just want the

money. Yeah. YeahAnd

chicks. Yeah.

What the hell?Where are those two

idiots?Hey, how about some service here?

If I want to wait this long for my food,

I can go to a real restaurant. Can you

just hang on a minute?I'll be right with

you, OK?And how long do you expect your

strike to last?

I don't know. For the rest of our lives.

Damn it. What the hell is going on here?

I'll give you 2 seconds to get back

inside.

OK. We'll be right in.

ButtholeWait a minute, boys. Where are

you going?You're on strike. Yeah, yeah,

we're on strike. Check it out. What?

Strike?I'll show you a strike right

upside your heads if you two idiots cost

me any more business here today.

We got to go back to work now, Deborah.

Yeah, I think we're in

trouble or something. Hey,

how's it going?

I want the bottom of every single table

and chair in this restaurant spotless

when I come back here at 5:00. And I mean

spotless or you're going to be working

late.

We were on strike.

We got out of work for a whole hour

and we didn't have to do anything.

Nothing. Quiet. No talking.

Now get busy.

Hey, Beavis, check it out.

I'm not really cleaning anything.

Let's call on strike again tomorrow.

Cool. Let's do it again.

You

want to tell me what this is all about?

You don't want to tell me what this is

all about?Yeah. The reason I brought you

here is I want to do you.

Oh, yeah. This is from that movie where

like, you know, that white chick goes

into the hood and teaches everybody how

to get good grades. Oh yeah,

yeahThey always have movies like that

where there's this teacher and there's

like all good and like everybody like

stops being a gangsta and then they get

good grades and go to college. Yeah.

And then it's like, you know, she like

makes a difference or something.

Yeah, that's really stupid. Yeah.

They should make a movie that's like, you

know, realistic where it's like, you

know, the teacher sucks, nobody learns

anything. And then in the end, it's like

you just be all stupid. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

that would rule. And then it's like, let

me see. Then you could have like some

cars blowing up and stuff. And then you

could like show some boobs you know, and

like a big chase scene, you knowAnd that

would rule.

You know, I'm he. You know, a while ago

when when Coolio said, I see myself in

the p*stol smoke, he he stole that from

Snoop Doggy Dogg.

Coming up, Beavis and Butthead discover a

new species of butterfly

and pull its wings off. Stay

tuned.