07x36 - Speech Therapy

[bunniefuu]

Oh, no! Beavis and Butthead!

What the hell are you doing here?Ohh

Like two weeks ago, you told us we were

suspended for like two weeks. I think

like now we might be done being

suspended or something. God, I've

been dreading this day. Ohh Yeah.

Me too. Yeah, really. School sucks.

You watch your mouth, little pain in the

assWhose class are you supposed to

be in this morning?Uh, I think the

teacher of a guy, uh,

Van, uh, Van

Driesen?Yeah, yeah, something like that.

Oh, no! Van Driesen took his class to the

botanical gardens today. ohh

Damn it! Yeah, damn it. Yeah, damn it!

Damn, son of a b*tch You little b*stards

Watch your language!

Wait a minute. We just got a new speech

therapist on staff.

Maybe I'll stick you in her class. Yeah!

He said in her. Oh, no!

Well, good morning, everyone. My name is

Ms. Jenkins, and I'm a speech therapist.

And I guess a lot of you are wondering,

why do I need speech therapy?Yeah.

I already know how to speak. What can I

learn here?You know, sometimes people

don't even realize they have a speech

impediment. What's a speech impediment?

Speech impediments suck. A person

shouldn't be ashamed of having a speech

impediment. As a matter of fact, many

highly intelligent and creative people

are speech impaired. Hey, Beavis,

that dude has boobs

And once they begin to be more aware of

how they sound, they're better able to

correct themselves. Butthead, is that

what I think it is?Yeah.

Well, I'm glad to hear that, Butthead.

And we're all glad to have you on our

little speech team. Uh, can you get out

of the way?Yeah, really. Well, tell you

what, boys. I have some other pictures in

my briefcase that are even more

interesting than that one. Really?

What could be more interesting than this?

Well, how about a picture taken from

right up inside the

larynx?Whoa! No way! How

could you get a camera up there?Well,

I'll be happy to show you after you

practice this next exercise, okay?

This is gonna

be cool. Yeah! Yeah

Okay, now, we're going to use these

mirrors to observe our lips and teeth

and tongue during speech. Butt

munch. Dill

wade.

Aff wipe.

Butt hole. Aff

munch. Butthead. This might be

a good time to work on your S. Uh,

I didn't know my F needed any work. Now,

don't get defensive, Butthead. I just

want to try to clean it up a little, OK?

Now, try this. Make a T sound,

then draw it out like this.

Uh

Everyone, let's try to help Butthead,

OK?Hey, baby,

check it out. Uh,

settle down, please. All right, boys?

Okay, what I'd like everyone to do is to

repeat these sentences while watching

your mouths in your mirrors, okay?All

right, here goes. Speaking

slowly as such can say just

as much. Whoa, she just fed

af-munch. This chick

rolls. As munch. Very

good, boys. As

munch. As munch. As munch.

All right, let's try this

one. Half haste helps, but whole

haste hinders. Whoa, she just said

buttholeYeah, yeah

ButtholeBut whole haste...

ButtholeButthole

Cool. ButtholeNo, no, Phoebus, listen

closely. Butt hole!

Butt hole! Ohh I

just came by to see if these two little

b*stards have done anything I can suspend

them for. Actually, PrincipalVicar,

these boys have done very well. Phevis,

Butthead, would you like to show your

principal what you've learned today?

Uh.. off munch.

And butthole Butthole Ohh

Watch your mouth, you little

sons of b*tches Principal,

please. Now, I don't want you to take

this the wrong way, Principal, but I

notice that you have... A little trouble

expressing yourself sometimes. What?

McFicker's a dumbassHe doesn't know how

to talk to chicks. He's

probably

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