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07x39 - Our Founding Losers

Episode transcripts for the TV show "Beavis and Butt-Head". Aired: March 8, 1993 – present.*
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Adult animated series follows Beavis and Butt-Head, both voiced by Judge, a pair of teenage slackers characterized by their apathy, lack of intelligence, lowbrow humor, and love for hard rock and heavy metal music.

07x39 - Our Founding Losers

Post by bunniefuu »

Get this here. You're not doing it right,

you dumb assGive me that.

Damn it. How are we supposed to get this

dumb thing off?

Damn it, Beaver. Get out of there.

Get out of here. What in the hell do you

think you're doing?

Pick that flag up off the ground right

now. Now

get your sorry asses in here. It's time

you learned a little something about

respect for this country.

This may come as a surprise to you

worthless sacks of dung, but that flag

you were just violating stands for

something. Truth. Justice,

democracy, a way of life that sets our

glorious nation apart from all others.

Now, what do you have to say for

yourselves?Dong.

I want you to write a paper on what our

history means to you, and I better see

some deference to our founding fathers

who gave their all to provide us with

life as we know it. Now get busy.

Uh, this sucks.

Take that, you commie butthole

You want some too?

yeah

Whoa.

The Yiddish are coming. The Yiddish are

coming. Slow down.

Hi, baby. What's under the

flag?Hey, how's

it going?

What are you doing?

HuhHomework. Homework.

Yeah.

When I almost scored with four chicks

seven years ago, this one chick's

father brought forth on me a prost*tute.

Because some dudes just weren't created

equal.

Yeah. Play some Skinners,

man!

All men are endowed by their

creator with certain

inalienable rights, and among these

are life, liberty, and the

pursuit of happiness.

Have you anything to add, compatriot

Beavis?Oh, OK,

yeah, let me think. How about this?All

chicks shall be required to

do it with us at all times. Ye

porbus unum. A damn

fine idea, lad. Hear,

hear! What in the hell is going

on here?

Not too much. Nothing really.

I can see that. Do you know what I

consider people like you?People who show

such blatant disrespect. for the morals

and values which this nation was founded

upon-- the enemy. That's what I

consider you. This written report has

just become an oral report. And we're

going to stay here as long as it takes

for you two failures to come up with

something thoughtful to say about the

history of this country. Uh, OK.

Yeah, yeah

Let's see.

So?What?

Yeah, So what?What

can you tell me about our founding

fathers?Well,

once we tried to found Beavis's father,

but we never did 'cause his mom's a sl*t