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01x09 - Gimme Shelter

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Capitol Critters". Aired: January 28, 1992 – September 17, 1996.*
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A young mouse named Max is forced to flee his home on a farm in Nebraska after his family is k*lled by exterminators.

01x09 - Gimme Shelter

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then you swing it around like this now

don't bend your wrists use your body

good that's it now watch your follow

through and don't forget keep your

wrists straight we don't have any

wrists come to think of it neither do we

yo we got to make time holes these guys

grow up fast remember how long do we

have about 45 minutes then it be in the

chicks yeah and we don't need no Co for

that what the heck is is this little

league practice oh no way beat it squirt

the game's been called on a count of

scum so what's your problem are you

kidding last time you let your bugs up

here you almost took the joint over yeah

then they saved your life oh you're

never going to let me forget that are

you you want to play with these guys

play outside the gardeners are working

today maybe you can lose a few of them

in the lawn mower keep in touch ratzel

good luck with the diet sorry guys hey

man it ain't your fault

come on little dudes we can still try to

squeeze in the game let's go hurry now

hey what's happening I'm growing I I hey

yo man where's the women at too

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late we got to hurry he's an early riser

I can't believe we're doing this it's

their bedroom come on how today you want

a take

out jamet how come you and mo can't get

along on oh will you give it a rest but

we were just starting to be friends no

you were starting to be friends in fact

you're the only one who likes to hang

with them look rats don't like roaches

and roaches don't like rats it's verman

nature

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excellent we got noodles and sweet and

sour some

olls wow it's him hell to the stinking

Chief that's what I

see that no wonder he gets up early

one time Gall of it oh I love

Republicans Democrats have to finish

everything where they feel

guilty what are you doing taking a dip

if I ain't have a fast 30ty quter Co SC

you

run F out

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jam it

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jamet what's going on almost side dish

that's what's going on hang on let me

get this CR off me you had to play with

your foood didn't you you

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had Rocky Tree Top la

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there you are what

happened what's wrong cat got your

tongue jam it what is your problem sh I

am trying to tell you the f b is up here

and he a't the

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get good morning

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a how our

chance as soon as he goes into class it

will make a break for the door ready one

two

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that was disgusting I've done it tons of

times well sure you hey we safe ain't we

I was over for a bath

anyways hey look where we ended up I am

so don't open a mou to

me why couldn't we have just

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drowned

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Mo Z what you dudes doing here I flush

jamama down the toilet oh guess you must

have mistaken him for something else huh

sit out it 12v what's going on Mo we

having a car wash remember the kids from

the little leag well now they working

their way through college well happened

to run out of things to steal hey that's

the guy threw us out of the basement

when we were little kids I remember like

it was yesterday it was yesterday Alin

yeah so you got something to say about

it mini maggot

yeah are you trying to start trouble is

that what you're doing with these little

cruds what are they going to do jump me

even if they did they wouldn't know what

to do

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damn it Mo stop

them hey help

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me come on

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you want to play huh fuzzy we got a real

fun

gameing oh no forget it homie they won't

let you near plus I'm enjoying this yeah

well I'm not

stop stop it you're no better than he

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is run

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you little life German bag better hope

he's in here you better pray I'll save

it Beach F the L you moan and more you

dig the sooner we'll get to him quiet

everybody we're trying to find out if he

can hear

us

well

nothing I got it we'll CH muggle under

some bricks and he'll keep blowing up

till we get through hey I'm easy nobody

is blowing up nobody you want to hold

joint the cave don't worry it's fixing

to do that by himself

oh

wow world at Brink of

w*r

1962

wow Mo jam it hey you guys I'm okay

there's plenty of air in here in some

somebody left the light on somebody left

the light

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on Go Fish three Go Fish you don't have

a three I said Go Fish didn't I let me

see what now I'm cheating sure you cheat

You're a Rat better a rat than a bug

that's it I Quit fine I win

a a three you quit remember so watch for

dinner watch for dinner yeah spam is for

dinner whipped spam fried spam spam Su

spam and crack a surprise you've been

down here for 30

years sorry I told you I heard something

no I told you I HDE something who what

who are you Max I'm from upstairs you

can't be there's not an upstairs but

what are you talking about the bombs

back in ' 62 they launched all those

missiles in Cuba the whole planet went

up Cuba where's that it was in the ocean

now it's gone oh wait wait wait I

remember now there was almost a w*r

right you know when President Kennedy

lived upstairs but it didn't

happen he didn't no but but all those

Air Raid Sirens I thought I was the only

one who made it that's right but I was

already here wasn't I yeah eating spam

maybe they were testing them or

something but there was never a

w*r what did I say let's check just to

be sure no you said the radiation you

said will mutate just like that movie

with the big ants okay so maybe I

overreacted guys overreacted we've been

down here 30 miserable years eating spam

don't get snar with me Mr SMY Pence guys

would you like to go upstairs now

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how' you like them an sh down your

throat hey man you hit me that is a

dirty Li black face y'all get that a SE

at calling me dirty hey at least I take

a bath every now and then oh yeah when

somebody leave a lid up hi guys

Max here Hey cuz Hey Trixie you okay kid

how'd you find your way out it wasn't

hard I just followed the sound of the

fighting what do you mean who's fighting

hey quick show so go faster why you got

to blame the kids I'm

dead everyone this is Phil and Sydney

they've been Hol Up in a b*mb shelter

for 30 years 30 years so what's new you

guys have been living in the same room

since 1962 we didn't think we had our

choice it was either that or a slow

painful death from radiation poisoning

which was starting to sound pretty good

believe me you think I was enjoying

myself you furry flake who cares what

you think your six-legged SHP hey hey

man easy easy we look we're going to get

you all cleaned up come on Phil you two

could use separate

vacations go the riddens rodent if I

ever see your face again it'll be too

soon did dong Beetle hey go stick your

tail in a blender ah go spread a disease

let me hear your theory on R and bugs

again K pal shut up

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okay let me get this straight we went to

the moon Ronald Reagan the actor got

elected president twice and Elvis is

dead what else I miss Joe Piscopo who I

wouldn't worry about

it maybe they were just having a bad day

when you came in a bad day Berkeley they

were having a bad de C they were each

other's throats for 30 years they hate

each

other maybe Jam's right maybe it is

vermin

nature does everybody drive one of these

things where do you see Saturday night

you can't even

move as opposed to what we're doing now

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it's just I I don't remember this

crowded that's cool man you get used to

it don't get me wrong anything's better

than another night with that half with

hamster and what you feel like eating

anything you want it's all me actually

I'm not really hungry maybe you and me

we could play some cards cards that's

low tag but we got something a lot

better than that can't snap them up soon

as Japan ships them over goodbye Stu

made in

Japan uh Sydney we got to

talk then when you want to hang up you

just drop it back down like

this in my day they had these big dials

it took six of us to make one call yeah

sounds real fascinating pops I'm out of

here he is 30 years old show some

respect

hey what are you doing up here what now

there's aan taking a crawl after

dinner so uh you're settling in sure

they gave me a car you I got a phone not

that I'm going to be calling you

anything yeah you have these oh my cards

I was passing by on my way to the

kitchen and well I got no use for him

yeah well he doesn't want to me her not

after you slab it all over that's fine

with me pal the guy was a cheater anyway

hit the road bug head all right jamut my

pleasure lousy rats they can't drown

them fast enough for my money

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Mo yo man has Sydney been up here who

the old guy he's fat disappeared Max

we're real worried what now You' having

joints with people in him Andy you see

me talking to you rat face Max jam it

get up youa what is this Pin Station

what's wrong Trixie Phil's gone I gave

him that little guest Hole by the fuse

box he never even slept in it so it has

been 30 years maybe he scored with one

of them Geral working to Paw no I think

I know where he

went if we get mug you got nobody to

blame but yourself just shut up and

follow me

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hey

look nine Go Fish six Go Fish you don't

have a six show me hey what are you two

doing we're playing cards what does it

look like you can't play with him you

guys are supposed to hate each other we

do that doesn't mean we can't be friends

man I can't figure those guys out can

you yeah why would they rat in his right

mind want to spend time with some slimy

bug oh that's funny I was just thinking

why any bug in his right mind would want

to spend time with some SLE ball rat who

are you calling a SLE ball scum bucket

Who you calling a scum bucket Teese

brain uh maybe you guys should learn to

play bridge you could have a foron with

those two in there W good idea Trixie I

mean friends should have hobbies

together right friend ain't a dumb

friend I ain't your dumb friend either

shut up you shut up everybody shut

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up I'm mov as f as I can

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what happened to my son oh he went

across the street to work

out now they'll never get out you know

what kid somehow I don't think don't

mind I hide something you're always

hearing things seven gfish say uh watch

for

dinner hey any place special old buddy

old pal or just on around the

park whatever you say old

chum nice catch thanks

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let me get this right it's not one

episode of Smurfs or two but a whole

gaggle of Smurfs episodes today on

Cartoon Network starting at 1: p.m. you

might say that Cartoon Network Smurf

marathon is bigger than the sum of all

Smurfs

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