01x04 - The Codfather

[bunniefuu]

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life in Fish City can be a real crab

sh**t you roll the dice sometimes you

win and hey sometimes you lose but so

far I've been lucky this fish had beaten

the odds which is why I knew something

was about to go wrong suspicious

paranoid neurotic you bet you that's my

job I'm a cop and believe me if anything

was about to go down the Shell Shack was

always up for

speaking of being up for it I've Got

You Under My

Skin I've got

you deep in the

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Heart The Godfather what's he up to no

good that for

sure what does he want with calamari

maybe to want to make some cry waves god

father you honor my humble establishment

with your immense

presence I don't believe I've had

pleasure oh she kid she's had every

pleasure not to fish aren't you a breath

of fresh

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water allow

me thanks I'm just All Fins tonight

you're a lot more than just fins my dear

my dear has a show to

finish to what do we owe the pleasure of

your company just business nightclub

business the nightclub business is a

swell business take it from my boss I

just might but I'm feeling extremely

generous tonight so I think I'll buy the

Shell Shack

instead and everything that comes with

I'm sorry the Shell Shack is not for

sale however we are very touched by your

offer I've been known to make offers

that can't be refused hey only the boss

makes offers that can't be refused nor

does he respond well to threats of

violence hey I meant no disrespect let's

take a short ride in my limo will

discuss this matter like two mature

business mollusks just the two of us I

strongly suggest you decline the

invitation I can't back down a loose

face you take that ride and you risk

losing more than just your face I'm

ready when you are

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poano that's one bad fish but I'm one

bad

cop if only I could get you to be bad a

little more

often hey Angel you know how it is all I

can offer you as good food and good

conversation how about some of that

tonight sorry Gilly late night date I'd

love to take away J though

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sure fish police goly

speaking Yeah I'm still here I'm just

trying to visualize that I tell you what

you go to the hospital if they can't cry

it Loose come on over and I'll take a

wagon it'll be my pleasure so they left

the Shell Shack together and that's the

last I saw of them what do you think

Chief I don't care what it is but you

get something on the coda and fast one

corrupt invertebrate in this city is

more than enough where's the

F here you go

Chief how does he do that looks like the

feds have really been putting the he

heat on The Godfather in Atlantis so

start putting the heat on him here let's

make him feel at

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home hi you Pearl tried calling you last

night did you get an answer uh no then I

guess I was out thanks after being on

call 36 hours straight this is going to

hit the spot it's what the doctor

ordered you're a

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doc okay every time I raise my claw like

this I get this pain every time you do

this whoa right doc then don't do that

if you wanted to go out last night why

didn't you call me Sona Pearl sweetheart

honey Lamy pie I never know when I'm

going to have a night off lamby

pie

wao a For the Love of let me guess

you're undercover as a stooly check it

out fish what better way to blend in

with the day

call okay Mr Master of Disguise how long

has the coda's limo been parked out

front all right I think I don't know you

can't exactly taking the sights with

some perch sitting on your papers I'm

still working out the Kinks in this

thing has the codfather been in here no

not this morning I got a bad feeling

about

this bet it took a lot of cash to buy

this flash hey open up fish police try

the doors yeah right a limo like this

would be left unlocked all

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night Godfather and it looks like

somebody finally refused his

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offer he's

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gone silk thin made and monogrammed with

a c c for codfather I don't think so is

that that the cop father it was honey I

think it's going to put a dent in your

lunch

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train truo Greenstein rope off the area

Parker you check the alley yes sir

inspector guess we can rule out

malnutrition as a cause of

death what's your call I'm an ethologist

not a pathologist but it looks like he

was k*lled by a small caliber b*llet to

the Thor orx at close range that's why

there's not a lot of bleeding of course

it doesn't help much cuz he's still dead

uh hey Doc I need you to sign off on the

death

certificate bill that's all inspector I

had like to go home I could use some

rest with the codfather dead we'll all

rest

easier the chief told me to put the heat

on the codfather but someone beat me to

it with a real heater there's only one

guy that had both the motive and the

opportunity I was finally going to nail

calamari for 11 years that squid had

left a bad taste in my mouth and that

wasn't the only place he'd left bad

taste

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Wolf the boss ain't receiving company

I'm not company muscles open the door

the boss does not wish to be disturbed

look I just have a few questions to ask

him it'll only take a couple of minutes

I brought

muffins oh okay but make it quick flat

fin blueberry my

favorite I get rid of your Barnacles

upstairs but you got a real brine shrimp

problem on the foyer over here the boss

has a little pest problem he's got

bigger problems than that where is

he's having breakfast under Miranda at

2: in the afternoon hey look the bus had

a late night not as late as The

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Godfather file a suit against these

clowns there's no decoder ring in this

box decode this calamari somebody gave

the codfather the silent treatment last

night permanently with a 22 and I think

I know who do you Mr calamari is grief

stricken and has no comment I'll try to

collect myself earlier in the evening I

met with the coda we had business to

discuss afterwards I came home and spent

the evening alone doing paperwork how

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convenient excuse me may I borrow your

finger

Chief looks like a finger Chief I found

this morning right next to the coda's

body you have no evidence I have

evidence you have no motive the

codfather was putting the squeeze on

calar for the Shell Shack you have no

warrant I have a a warrant warrant uh

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sir

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hello ah 22 still warm which is more

than I can say about the Cod father that

can't be just a moment proof of

ownership has yet to be

established nah this is the boss's piece

all right don't you remember I gave it

to you on your birthday last year I even

put your initial on the

grip the boss is so hard to shop for

wait a minute that g*n was stolen from

me weeks ago I've been set up save it

for the judge I've waited 11 years to

say three little words to You calamari

why inspector I didn't know why

inspector I didn't know you cared you're

under arrest do something legal my

client has rights sure he does he has

the right to remain silent anything he

says can and will be held against him in

a court of law isn't it great to be

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alive cering calamari was a dream come

true for me and a nightmare for him

every hack and Shutterbug in town was

hanging around to see calamari thrown

into the Pokey and I was glad to

oblige way to go

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Gil nice collar inspector it's all in

the

starch well well well Mr calamari how

nice of you to stay with us won't you

sign the register allow

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me what the sucks and cups Gil I always

knew you had it in you you did Chief

well no not really but I'm happy you

proved me

wrong

you want the honors my fish don't mind

if I

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do uh there are a few Necessities I'll

require doing my stay which I assure you

I will be

bered sh**t oh sorry poor choice of

words I'll need fresh steamed vegetables

three times a day a capuccino maker

Sterling flat wear none of that plated

kind and silk sheets on this Abomination

you call a bed silver silk sheets kiss

my dorsal dead

beat Gilly I need to see you okay but I

can only make it a minute that's what

happens when you get old I'm awfully

busy right now Angel it's not every day

a cop gets to throw his Nemesis in The

Slammer sounds fun but whatever turns

you on Gilly you've got to let Camari go

he's not guilty angel I might have been

born at night but it wasn't last night

I'm talking about last night calamari

couldn't have k*lled the card

father he was with me funny he told me

he was home all night doing paperwork

alone nice try baby but I think he would

have noticed if you were around no I was

helping him study see Cal had to quit

school when he was 13 actually he burned

it down and it's always bothered him

that he never got it diploma it's true I

swear every word you better come up with

something better than that angel I'll

try but that may take me a

while calamari was behind bars and all

should be right with the ocean but

something was very wrong and I couldn't

put my fin on

it so I went in search of my favorite

informant the fish who knew everything

about every soul alive or dead

father fluke I need to talk ah Gil come

to Bear your soul my son actually I was

hoping you'd have something to tell me

about the codfather I know the feds have

been all over him the feds have been all

over him for years but the codfather

finally made one mistake he forgot to

pay his taxes and the feds were just

about to close in aha so taking the

Shell Shack away from calamari could

give him a new rinse cycle for his money

laundering funny now the feds are off

his back calamari is off to prison and

it looks like The Godfather is too dead

to enjoy it Neptune certainly works in

mysterious ways thank you Father fluke

it's been a religious

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experience hi doc I'd like to take a

look at the coda's body so would I but

the fish showed up and took possession

of the body right after it got here I

never got a chance to see it what about

the autopsy report no stiff no report

isn't that unusual we're not talking

your usual stiff just let me see the

death

certificate how the hell does he do that

how does he do that so late at

night so the doctor at the diner was

Julius kelp MD come on Tad let's make a

house

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call the guy picked a heck a place to

hang out as shingle float right in jents

only a few dollars for the time of your

life Tad the

address 728 Dunes

Boulevard excuse me sir isn't this a

doctor's office no but whatever you got

we can cure it upstairs

say as much as I wanted to see calamari

making license plates for me I knew I

couldn't let him serve time for a crime

he didn't commit I knew I had to dig up

some Clues and a funeral seemed like the

perfect place to

start it was a service Fit For A King

there was music flowers a crying Widow

all the things that make funerals so

much fun but something about the whole

affair didn't seem to fit and believe me

it wasn't Angel's dress woof thank you

angel thank you thank you thank you

anyway today we joined together to put

to rest a a great

octopus his girth was only matched by

the size of his heart and as we put him

to the sand what else can I say but that

I'm sure he's gone to a better place

yeah right amen and amen

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oh

hey you surprised me inspector you

didn't look that clever looks can be

deceiving you wanted the feds to think

you were dead so you m*rder*d yourself

and set up calamari to take the fall too

bad your big ego wouldn't let you stay

dead and away from your own funeral

you're under arrest

codfather sorry detective maybe it

wasn't my funeral but it looks like it's

going to be

yours

and under I i32 that's

i32 one more time in

espol now remember this is for the humo

figure Deluxe party

pack

hey glad you could join us inspector

hope you're not too

winded oh fancy meeting you two again it

was an ingenious plan don't you think

everybody played their part perfectly

and now it's your turn to play the dead

cap get

up

they've got the drop on you inspector I

don't care what do you mean I'll take

you with me you wouldn't do that you're

not that stupid you'd be amazed at how

stupid I am what's it going to

be Dro them

boys like I was saying you're under

arrest for forging a death certificate

planting false evidence resisting arrest

and Ticking me off freeze federal

agents forget it guys you don't think

that federal agent line is going to work

on me do you what are you talking about

look doc kroer fell for that phony fed

bit but I'm a trained professional well

you're going to be an ex professional in

a minute oh yeah yeah pal the

Godfather's our color and yeah right

look Barnacle but if you know what's

good for you

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you let me guess either you guys are

really slow or you really are are

federal agents I was afraid of

that when you're a cop you never brag

about the one that got away the taste of

it gnaws away at your gut like a weak

old burrito we all know how that feels

yeah well at least I do somehow I knew

I'd see the codfather again and I was

looking forward to it because next time

I would really bury

him all right calamari you're free to go

oh dear having a bad day

inspector you free boss what a horrible

experience I feel like I was in The

Slammer you were you peab brain you

camped out in front of my cell all night

well I just wanted to be near you boss

was that such a horrible thing no but

your snaring

wash this gross miscarriage of Justice

will be addressed you may be certain

false imprisonment inspector Gil we're

going to sue your scales off wait a

minute you should be thanking me I could

have let you fry oh my mistake inspector

I just spent an agonizing 24 hours in

this t*rture chamber without even the

bearish comfort and I owe it all to you

and your incompetence you were lucky

this time but wise up Wise

Guy it always feels good to do the right

thing even if it's for the wrong fish I

hated setting calamari free but he

didn't belong in jail at least not for

this case uh perhaps another time

another

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