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02x13 - Journey to the Center of the Tooth/Cavities

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Ozzy & Drix". Aired: September 14, 2002 – July 5, 2004.*
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Centers on Osmosis "Ozzy" Jones, a cheeky-chappy white blood cell, and Drix, a level-headed cold pill, who battle germs and viruses inside the body of teenage boy Hector Cruz.

02x13 - Journey to the Center of the Tooth/Cavities

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Perfect.

Oh, no. I don't have time.

Hector, did you brush this morning?Uh,

sure. Uh-huhThen why is your toothbrush

dry?Man, it's like living with the

FBI. Get in here and brush. And

while you're at it, use some floss. Oh.

Those are the only teeth you're going to

have, so you better take good care of

them.

Ow! Ohh

Forget it.

There it is, man. Residue from last

night's Mundo Choco Bar. You know what

must be done?It's a dirty, nasty,

filthy job. But we are dirty,

nasty, filthy bacteria in this bar.

Female bacteria! Female bacteria!

Bibla bacteria! Bibla

bacteria!

With Cisblock, we will be invincible!

On to the Isle of

Elvo! There I

was, with all of Hector at my feet.

When I, General Malaise, was

trounced by an upstart white blood

cell and a cold pill,

Zuta Lord, in

dignity. But

someday, like Artburn, I

shall return.

Here, servant, volume 26 of my

glorious memoirs. To the

publisher with you right away. Sir, yes,

Sir.

We are in position. Release.

Sacri, sir, it has been gone.

Attack formation!

Mission complete!

Hi! I'm with you again, Mezani. And

this time, no white blood

cell and friendly capsule

will stand in the way of my

destiny!

Onward!

I don't... Don't forget my pillow!

Ohh

private eyes. Cut jerks and viruses down

to sides. Busy defending all the nerve

endings. They got guts and nerves in the

fur. They're bad to go even better in the

bladder, make a seam in the spleen.

Without the seam in the hip and the hips.

The word on the lips

is in

the back.

From the tip of the nose to the behind

Different protectors of the city of

Hector I, Zeke, and Drix

Isn't it marvelous, Ozzy?The vast

wonder and beauty of it all.

I got a vast pain in my back from all

this hard cartilage. Great

globules, look.

What in heaven's it?Ozzy.

Ozzy.

Ozzy.

Oh, no.

Oh, no, no, no, no

No Wake up! Man, you're louder than a

Soda Bell's.

Why aren't we camping?Where are the carb

mellows?We're at a stakeout, Drix,

remember?We're after General Mallaise.

Oh, that's right. You've got a tip. He'd

be here. Oh, that's it. I must have had a

nightmare. Yeah, well, you've been having

a lot of those lately. And you blow

bubbles, too. Oh, ohh look!

Careful, you fool! We want the tools,

especially the drilling equipment that

goes through very hard things, like

your leg!

Oh, this can't be good. Come on!

Hurry! I want to drive the truck

very fast and honk the horn!

Sorry, General. The next horn you honk,

Malaise, is gonna be in prison.

The fruit bat is the fisherman's friend,

eating enough mosquitoes each night to

fill a large jelly

tumblr.

Ohh Quick, time to go!

Ozzie, this way.

Perhaps we should go back and let the

police handle this. Are you crazy?There's

a reward for malaise in this game. You

want to split it with the HPD?Keep going.

Oh

no.

The walls closing it. What

are

you talking about?Ohh

Hey! OK, Driggs, you better have a good

reason for mashing my memory. Look!

You OK?Absolutely.

Just Just a little claustrophobic.

That's all. And since when have you been

scared of small places?Oh, it's not

really that bad. I really.

Do you have to crowd me?

We are finished, Monsieur.

At last we have the tools to expand our

fortmates.

The entire gum line.

Whoa. Hector has the quakes. Hector has

the shakes. Hector has the pain that's

making him insane. What's even worse?

Blazes on the run. Who's going to catch

that bad bacteria?

Hit me again, Tony.

I'll have another. No, no more plasma

shakes till you tell me what's going on.

I I guess I can't hide it any longer.

You see, Alzie, I've always been afraid

of closed spaces. Since when?Since

the day I was manufactured,

I remember it as if it were yesterday.

I was a happy pill then. The world was 1

swiftly moving conveyor belt. If

life was no more than this, I was

content. And then it

happened.

I was rudely dropped into a huge bottle

and crushed beneath my brother and sister

capsules. I could hardly move or speak. I

tried to work my way up and suddenly.

I saw it. The suffocating cotton,

the foil seal,

the childproof cap.

But the worst was yet to come.

No light, no room. Oh, the horror, the

horror.

Go again. Okay, Drix. It's okay.

You can get over this. I can help you.

You can?You can?Sure. Just like

I got over my fear of the banjo. You have

to take it note by note.

Look around, Drix. There's walls

everywhere, right?RightAnd you don't feel

scared, right?I feel perfectly fine.

Okay. What about in here?Fine again.

You see, Drix?Step by step.

Now, what about in here?

I'm calm as a cuticle.

Dr. Ozzy almost has you cured. Just one

more little test. How do you feel

now?Drix?How do you

feel?

You okay?Not okay.

Not okay at all. Ben, it's those

crazy neighbors again. They blew up the

wall! What did the wall ever do to them?

Sorry. Bit of a mishap here.

Ben! Oh, it's hopeless, Ozzy.

There's nothing to be done. I'm

damaged goods. A sick pill. Oh,

come on, Mom. Ozzy. Shh.

I don't care whether you like them or

not, Hector. You're going to the dentist

for that toothache, and that's final.

Toothache?That's why Malays wanted the

drilling equipment. He's making cavities.

Check out the right moat. Ah

That's where they've been hiding their

ill-gotten sweets. I

can smell that thousand-carb wood right

now. Oh,

but he thinks he's so funny. Dr.

Hammertoe is a very nice man, and he

always sends us discount coupons. Now,

march.

Down here!

Too slow, gentlemens! I want that weapon

assembled so fast that I am dizzy from

watching too much. Check it out. No

wonder Hector's had penguakes. The

protection around the nerve is being

chipped away. And if the nerve is

destroyed, Hector will be facing a very

painful root canal, or worse.

Okay, be careful.

Someone is in the entrance to the root

area. Find them!

Aussie.

What is that?That's a dentist's light.

Whoa, that is some cavity. You sure you

want me to fill it?You could hide crib

notes in there.

We got to get belays before the dentist

starts drilling.

Drex! Take him to the general.

Help me. Help me. Oh, mother

of mastication. Help me.

I must stay cold. Get

past this fear. Ozzy is depending on me.

Hector's teeth are depending on me. I'm

depending on me. All right,

I should have enough effervescence for

one bubble blast. I can

just concentrate.

I made it. Oh,

blue sugar. Of course.

Hector had cotton candy last month. Wait,

I could use this.

I see that luck has hardened.

No more wriggly-squiggly for you.

Do you know why I have done this,

Monsieur Jones?I just

know you're gonna tell me. This tooth

is the perfect fortress for my soldiers,

but it is filling up,

so I think I will drill into the next

tooth right through you.

Listen, malaise, Hector's at the dentist

right now. We're all gonna get drilled if

we don't-- From vicuspid to molar to

incisor. Soon, I will fill them

all with my men and lovely

sugar. Yes, all the teeth

will soon be mine.

Whoa!

Cease and desist, you brutal bacterium.

Dregs. Uh, the big pill. I thought

you were swallowed by the chasms.

No, I'm back and I want to

trade for Ozzy. Is

that so?

What could you have that could possibly

be of interest to me?

Sacred blue sugar.

It's super concentrated, general.

Oxygenated with my own chemicals.

You drive a hard bargain, Monsieur, but I

accept the super

sugar for your friend.

Oh, the sweetness.

Oh, my celia

pingling. No kidding.

I'll take my partner now.

What?Except you never said

how. Whipped off for a pain.

Sacrosynthesis.

Sacrosynthesis right back at you.

Super sugar, huhYes, I've got to hurry

while they're still splitting.

Hey, maybe we can collect a reward for

each other.

Can we all agree that the

prisoners are not to escape?

I wish to point out that they are indeed

escaping!

No!

You know, Drix, sometimes a little fear

can be a good thing. Don't worry. This

won't hurt me a bit.

Uh-oh. The fittest drill! No! Incoming!

I see the mouth. Come on.

It looks a bit snug for me. I'll I'll

find another way. There ain't no time.

Oh, well.

You made it, Drix. And I didn't even have

to close my eyes. Okay, we're in

some spit, but not on me. I

shall attack! I

shall attack!

You say something?No.

You know, if this is too narrow, we can

always take the big vein back. Oh, no,

I'm fine. By the way, Ozzy, were

you really afraid of the banjo?Just the

strings. Well, don't fret about it.

Get it?Fret, banjo, fret.

Yeah. How long is this, capillary?

I don't know, but if you hum a few bars,

I can play it for you.

On the banjo.

When there's a fungus among us, they

don't want to be rash. Even if it's

humongous, they'll fix it in a blast.

Cellcomino swerves, hit some nerves.

Trying to protect him, they almost

wrecked him. Looking good.