03x02 - Good Vibrations

[bunniefuu]

Never looked so good, good, good, good

Gotta, gotta, get that, get that

Never looked so good…

I do wanna find my perfect match.

To be completely honest, I don't know

if Clayton and I are,
like, perfect for each other.

He's a good boy from Missouri,

and I am from the streets of Miami.

So I don't know. I just feel like
I need to see what else is out there.

We got a new thing comin'

-What?
-It's so stunnin', stunnin'…

I just wanna have
a connection with someone

that just feels lighter
and fun and energetic.

Never looked so good…

I want him to be muscular, tan, dark hair.

No uggos allowed.

Ugh.

Guys, let's not manifest that.

Wow

Wow

Hello.

We don't stop
We gonna push it to the edge

For those of you who don't know me,
I am a self-aware douchebag.

-Hi.
-Hi, my name's Carrington.

Carrington.

What I do
to turn a girl on is compliment them,

stare into their eyes like this.

Not like that, but in a good way.

-You look so good. I love the pants.
-Thank you.

-You're a fashion icon.
-I try.

I gotta do whatever I can,

and I'm gonna love b*mb
the sh*t out of these girls.

-…sunny.
-I'm more than pleasantly surprised.

Like, you are my type. I love it.

I wanna give you another hug.
You look too good.

Carrington is really handsome.
He's got this sweet face.

I like his energy.

-Here, let's sit down. Let's get comfy.
-Yeah.

I'm liking what I'm seeing.

-Hi.
-How are you guys?

-Good.
-Nice to meet you.

-Nice to meet you.
-I'm Laya, your surf instructor for today.

-Surfing!
-Ready to surf?

-I've never surfed before.
-Me neither.

You haven't surfed?

Today is the perfect condition,
so let's do it.

Go, go get it now…

-Say your names again?
-Call me Romeo.

-Romeo and Juliette. I love it!
-Yeah.

Just letting you know, I'm gonna fall in.

I'll jump in for you. How about that?

All right. Let's go?

Yes. Let's do it.

-I am so ready.
-I love that!

Love is an ocean

To teach me how to swim

People move closer
When I dive right in

One more time

Come save my life

So,
Carrington from Love Island.

Were you born in Love Island, or…

-I was, uh, born in Germany.
-Really?

-Yeah, military family.
-Okay. Let me guess.

-I don't think you'll get it.
-Frankfurt?

No. Good guess. Bitburg.

-Bitburg.
-With a "B," yeah. Bitburg.

-Doesn't sound like it'd be in Germany.
-Bitburg.

It's not my name. It's where I was born.
It's not Bitburg Rodriguez or something.

That'd be crazy.

What's your type?

-Blonde? Really? Like, be for real.
-You. No, I'm being for real, like…

And I love eyes,
and your eyes are, like, very beautiful.

-They have a good look to them.
-Thank you.

I think you have a great personality.

Okay.

Heart racing fast

I got nothing to lose

So I'll do what I choose…

Where'd the grape go?

Ooh, ooh-ooh

I feel good tonight

Yeah, I feel good tonight

I'll be honest with y'all.

If I would have known
she was putting herself on a date,

I would've not put Juliette on a date.

Yeah, I know.

Mad times, my friends. Mad times.

Turn it up, turn it up, yeah

Turn it up all the way

Till the end of the night

Ooh, yeah, yeah, yeah…

I'm sure you have questions,

but I did pick you
to be on this date today.

Can't believe you picked me.
What the hell?

I was really intrigued
by "funeral director."

-You know, that really intrigued me.
-Yeah. A little bit different.

I think most people think I'm a weirdo,
which I am. I'm not gonna lie--

-Are you?
-Yeah, a little bit.

I'm a funeral director,
and my love life's pretty dead now.

I've been single since Love Is Blind.

I think it's fair to say
I didn't find my perfect match.

I love you, Cat.
But the timing might not be right for us.

Come here.

Don't hug me.

Believe it or not, I'm just not
the most confident person

with, like, dating and stuff.

Like, if I try and wink,

it looks like I'm having a spasm
or something, so I can't do it.

I've found that, like, in the past,
I've had difficulty, like, meeting people

'cause they think I'm gonna go
and cremate them or something, so…

-Know what I mean? So it's like…
-Yeah, you could be a good m*rder*r.

Yes, I… I could be. Yeah, I could be.

I am a bit of a sucker for a crazy girl.

I just kind of like a girl
that's a bit fiery.

As long as she's a laugh,
as long as she's got good energy.

As long as she's alive.

I just love when people are themselves.
Like, you can be weird.

Like, you can be quirky.
Like, I don't care.

That's, like, so much better
than put together.

Same. I want someone who's real.

I saw you and I was like, okay,
you're from Love Is Blind…

-Mmm.
-…probably looking for something serious.

-Eventually.
-Yeah. Yeah, of course.

-Obviously, you're really cute.
-Oh, so are you.

As soon as I saw you, I was like,
"Oh yeah, she's fit. That's good."

-I know.
-As long as she's good-looking.

But then also, I'm thinking,
I hope you like me, you know what I mean?

Yeah.

So what do you do then?
What's your occupation?

-I'm an artist.
-You're an artist?

-Yeah.
-What kind of art?

I paint.

-Really? I love art.
-Yes.

-We can paint together. Yeah.
-Okay. Yeah.

-That'll be fun. I'll paint you.
-Yeah.

Am I one of your French girls?

Yeah.

Freddie and I were definitely vibing.

My first reaction was just to touch him.

I mean, I maybe wanted
to feel his biceps, his triceps.

Like, the arms were arming.

So, compliments to the chef.

You're gonna be a hot commodity.

Can already tell.
I might have to fight for a match tonight.

Oh my gosh. You're brutal.

I'm not the kinda girl
Who's gonna take your word for it

I gotta see that all for myself…

-g*dd*mn!
-Hi.

Sorry, are you the sun?
'Cause you just brightened up my day.

That was my line.

I thought of that on the spot. Come on.

-You look amazing.
-Thanks. Don't kiss off my makeup.

-I'm sorry.
-Too soon.

I don't want new guys.

You know when you bring your new dog
to another person's house,

they've got a dog and the dog starts
barking before the dog's come in?

That's me. I don't like
new dogs coming into my house.

Do you feel that Juliette's pick

is a weaker pick than who Madison's with?

I don't know Juliette's type,

but if I had you two guys in a lineup,
I would say you're the stud.

All eyes on me…

What up?

Hi, guys.

-Hi!
-Hello!

Let the games begin.

-Hello, hello!
-Hi!

-This is Carrington, guys.
-Nice to meet you all.

They're not holding hands.

Play nice, men. Play nice.

We'll try.

-What's up?
-Clayton.

-Nice to meet you.
-Pleasure, man.

I'm not a sh*t talker,

but Carrington and I look
completely different physically.

I mean, listen, I'm 31 years old
with the testosterone of a freaking bull.

My biggest competition right now
is myself.

-You want another drink?
-I'll probably fill up, yeah.

Let's get another drink.

-Ah!
-Oh!

-Hi.
-Hello. You all right?

-This is Freddie.
-Oh my…

No way, bruv. What are you saying?

Freddie walks in.

Now it is a hotel, man.

Welcome. Got a bed for you.
I'll help you unpack your bag.

-I know you.
-f*cking hell, bro.

-All right, man. You good?
-Oh my God.

He's a very good friend.

We went through
the Love Is Blind UK journey.

Ah! It's so funny.

-I'm so happy to see you.
-Yeah, man.

Sorry, Cody.
There's a bus outside for you, bruv.

-Hello. I'm good.
-How are you?

Trying to figure out
how to navigate tonight.

Do your thing
and say whatever you gotta say--

I'm good, baby.

I hope Freddie's not looking
for someone who's loyal

because Madison can change up fast.

And honestly, like,
I feel bad for the guy.

-Wait, how was it? Like…
-I looked better.

Oh, okay.

I really like him.

Yeah, we gotta chat.

-What's up?
-Oh sh*t.

What's up, guys?

Is that Nick Lachey?

Sorry to break up the talk.
What's up, guys? Come on in.

Good to see everybody.

A couple of new faces in the crowd.

Carrington, Freddie, welcome.

Thank you.

So, uh, let's get into it.

Juliette, let's start with you.
How was your blind date?

-It was really good.
-Yeah?

I was pleasantly surprised.

First thing I noticed was her eyes, so…

-Stop it.
-Yeah, beautiful.

-Eyes don't lie.
-You're right.

I couldn't stop smiling.
Yeah, she looked… she looked great.

-I'm surmising it was a good date.
-Yeah.

Guys, what shocked me a little more

-was the Madison play.
-Whoo!

You brought in Freddie for yourself.

-Yeah.
-How was that?

I mean, obviously, it was risky,

but I saw his cute smile
and had to get to know him.

Obviously, she's a very beautiful girl.

Um…

She smelled nice.

But on a deeper level,
there is something there.

-Yeah, I think she's a nice girl.
-Yeah.

So, Cody, how'd that make you feel?

Of course, it kinda caught me off guard,
but did I think it was gonna happen? No.

I'm being disregarded.

I hope she finds a perfect match,
but she's not mine.

-Mmm.
-Ooh…

sh*t.

Oh, Jesus Christ!

Oh, it's so awkward.
It's so awkward. It's like tumbleweed.

Awkward.

-Not every match is a perfect match.
-That's right.

And you owe it to yourselves
to explore every match you can.

But I see seven guys and five girls,

and what that tells me is
that women hold the power tonight.

So, ladies, you need to decide
who you want to match with.

At the end of the night, there will be
two gentlemen left without a partner,

and those two gentlemen will be
asked to leave the house alone.

First mixer of the season.
Let's get it on.

Guys, good luck. Have fun.

And here's to finding your perfect match.

-Cheers.
-Good luck, guys. All right.

-Thank you.
-Thank you, Nick.

Everybody's looking hot

Sweat is dripping on the rocks…

-Come on over, babe.
-Hello.

I wanna be in, like, a dress.

Do you wanna get changed?

I feel I have a lot to do.

No, it's fine. You're good. You look hot.

-How was it?
-It was really good.

I think Carrington is cute.

He's really fun, and I went to,
like, feed Carrington a grape.

And then he put it in his mouth
and kissed me.

But then Clayton and I had
a really good kiss.

I just don't know if I'm there
with him either. I'm, like, so indecisive.

I don't want anyone
to come in, like, too serious

because Clayton was on The Bachelor,
and he's so serious.

-Yeah.
-But you need someone to match your freak.

-Yeah.
-Yeah. Can I be honest with you?

I have something I was maybe
thinking about, like, talking to Cody.

If you… Would you be okay with that?

I came to switch it, switch it up…

I'm not trying to step on toes,
so if you don't like him…

Switch it up…

Ooh.

I'm gonna go stomp on him with my heel.

You don't want him in the house.

-He can watch me be happy.
-Yeah.

-Hey, what's your vibe, bro?
-Trying to have some fun.

Hoping to make it to tomorrow
and enjoy the day.

That's what it's all about.
It's a daily thing, bro.

-How do you feel?
-She'll do what's best for her.

I'm not gonna talk to any of the women.
I don't wanna interject,

and jump in and pull her.

-That's where I am.
-How was your date?

-It was good. Fun to me. Yeah.
-You two get on or not?

You two are gonna have to work tonight
to get that connection.

Yeah. Oh yeah. Absolutely.

I've got
a really good connection with Madison,

but I'm hoping I can bounce off somebody
and I get good energy.

-Can I have a chat with you? Is that okay?
-Okay. You can.

You want that tingling feeling.
You want that good feeling in your heart.

And, hopefully, I can find it.

What do you do in… in Manchester?
Do you live in Manchester?

Yeah. Uh, yeah, I'm a funeral director.

-Are you? No way.
-Yeah.

Any about weird sexual deaths?

Um, I've… Yeah, I've…
I've experienced. Yeah.

-No way. Like what?
-Yeah.

-Seriously?
-I can't. No, I can't.

-Oh man!
-No, just…

-Like choking?
-No. Um…

-You wanna go that way?
-Yeah. If I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go.

Do I want two new guys in the house?
Hell no.

And it makes me a little nervous
knowing that Madison and I are over.

So I need to feel out the entire room

to see
where all the girls are at mentally.

So there's a lot of game involved here.

After that talk, I mean,
what is the view of me right now?

Like, I'll be honest.

I don't think you and Madison
obviously don't particularly, like, gel.

No, we don't.

But, like,
none of the other girls see you badly.

None of us. Like, Juliette said,
"I want to chat with him. Is that okay?"

You should definitely talk to Juliette.

I know Juliette is my only angle,

but Juliette has
a lot of options right now,

and when somebody has a lot of options,

it's not a good feeling
for the guy who is an option.

Tell me about yourself.

-What do you wanna know?
-What do you do for fun?

I love working out. Anything outdoors.

-Yeah.
-I'm a country boy.

Like, I love doing weird sh*t,
different sh*t.

I have been inner-tubing
with gators, like, my entire life.

Cody's really cute.

I feel like he's sweet.

Southern boy, Southern accent.

My weakness is country boys,
like, true, like, cowboy.

I feel like our vibes are very similar.

Like fire and fire.

Midnight to sunrise…

Yeah.

I'm all yours for all time

And I'd k*ll for it…

-We could vibe really good.
-I feel like we could.

Get down on my knees for it

Make believe I still exist
Without you, baby

-I feel like I got a reality check today.
-From who?

Cody and Clayton.

-Yeah.
-I can't even bear that type of feeling.

I'm not gonna…
I'm not here to, like, bullshit anyone.

Like I told you, like,
I came in here for a good time,

and for a bit of competition,
and all that.

And I thought I was gonna come in here,
like, on Jack the Lad mode, and that,

and you took me by surprise.
But that's the truth.

Yeah.

Yeah.

My plan was just to find
the baddest girl in here,

match up with her,
keep my feelings out of it,

and then head for the finish line.

It's getting late.
I'm trying to match with you.

That's why? Because it's getting late?

-No.
-Get off of me.

It would be my absolute pleasure
if you would match up with me tonight.

Innit?

She's presenting
all the signs of a genuine partner.

I wasn't expecting that.

This wasn't even plan B.
This is more like plan Z.

Yeah.

Oh-oh, oh-oh…

See what happens.

Hook, line, sinker…

Um…

Do you have
any indication on how Juliette feels?

-Who? Cody?
-Yeah.

I mean, at no point
was he ever interested in her.

You know
this guy's literally jumping ship.

I would k*ll
to be in Juliette's shoes right now.

She knows she's staying
in this house no matter what.

There's more heads than a triangle
in this situation.

Me, Clayton, and Cody,
it looks like I'm in a love quadrant.

So I'm gonna talk
to every single girl in the house.

Do you have a type?

Yeah, I would definitely say tan.

I'm gonna do
whatever I need to do to survive.

Could I talk with you?

-Yeah.
-Yeah, let's go.

-Let's go upstairs.
-Where should we go?

-Upstairs. Yeah.
-Upstairs? Okay.

Hey, hey, you better be careful, buddy.

I'm not stressed about Carrington,
and I don't think them two will get on.

Whatever.

Would you say
that you're still open to exploring things

throughout these next couple weeks,
or are you, right now, pretty closed off?

Louis and I definitely have a connection.

-We have a vibe.
-Mmm.

But we're both
just kind of open to the process.

-You know?
-Yeah.

My biggest goal, personally,
is to find something that will last.

Where do you live at?

LA area. Orange County.

I love Orange County.
I go a couple times a month. Yeah.

Do you think dating somebody
from the UK is not a waste of time?

You would actually make that work?

I'm very much
kind of taking this day by day

and seeing what happens.

As you should.

But it's still hard. I think in terms
of a legit long-term relationship,

like, that's hard.

-It is hard. Yeah.
-Of course.

As much fun as I'm having with Louis,

I also would like to see
a bit more of, like, a serious,

mature side out of him.

And if he's not able to give that to me,

then I'd be interested to see
if Carrington can. He's cute.

-How was it?
-With Carrington? We're vibing.

Yeah.

Hey, so how do you feel?

The guys are cool.
Every guy has been nice.

But that's, like, how it goes.

Sandy is a good vibe.
She's interested in getting to know me.

But as of right now, as it stands,

I'm really trying to hammer
this option down with Juliette.

I'm gonna be very honest with you.

Like, I think you're so beautiful.
I think you have a lot going for you.

And I really just wanna get
to know you more.

I want more of what we had on the date.

I would like to just have fun in here
and have an exciting time,

and really explore this
and see if there is a match.

I'm gonna be completely honest. Like…

I'm not disagreeing with you.

Now it's my moment…

I feel like we do have something,

but I kinda need to, like,
have a moment to think about this.

You can tell
How I've been feeling's really showing…

I wanna tell you to just take the risk.

Like, I want to experience this pool
with you. I wanna make breakfast.

I wanna do, like, all the fun things.
I know how much fun we would have.

I just know it. Like, I look
in your eyes and I can see it. Like…

-But yeah, if you need time, take it, but…
-I just need a moment.

-Yeah. Take a moment.
-I need a moment. I do.

I'm feeling stressed about my decision.

I can't quite pick who I want.
I can't decide.

I told myself I wouldn't go
for guys with "C" names anymore.

And, like, here I am
in some, like, "C" triangle.

I wanna be in, like, a "D" triangle.

I wanna know what's going on.

-How was the chat?
-It was good.

He was just asking about
my connection with you, whatever.

And I told him, me and Louis both
are open to exploring other things

because that's
the whole concept of this, obviously.

And we have a good thing going.

But if you're interested,
you need to plead your case right now.

I didn't expect
that he had a bit of game like that.

So maybe he's like a low-key gyalist.

-A low-key what?
-You don't know what a "gyalist" is?

Someone who is very good with the ladies.

Spell it for me.

G-Y-A-L-I-S-T.

But I'm pretty sure
it ain't got a T on it.

I'll put a T on it
to emphasize the "gyalist."

Because there's only one. That me.

So I feel like
tonight I was a little bit nervous.

Yeah.

And I didn't think
I'd be as nervous as I was.

And I feel that's
a good thing to be nervous

that new boys are coming in,
talking to you.

-Mm-hmm.
-And you handed yourself well.

-Mm-hmm.
-You weren't dishonest in how you moved.

I feel like
how you are as a person is genuine.

You've got a cute little smile.

Thank you.

And I want you to be my match tonight.

Would you like that?

Yes.

I've been falling for you

I've been spinning 'round

I'm matching with Louis
because I like his energy.

People think he is
a little menace on the outside,

but he's actually a really sweet,
gentle soul on the inside.

And we do have a pretty strong connection.

I'll be honest, I wouldn't like if
a girl comes in and pulls you for a chat.

Of course, I'm gonna be lovely.

-I'm gonna be nice.
-Yeah, I'm not an idiot. I'd respect it--

But I'm also gonna, like,
wanna drown her in the pool.

Like, "Whoops! Oh my God. Sorry."

-"Am I holding her head down too long?"
-It slipped.

Something slipped.

I'm joking. I'm not joking.

Can I have a kiss, actually?

-Are you trying to do my accent?
-No, I said, "Can I have a kiss?"

Yeah, but you sounded English.
You went, "Can I have a kiss, actually?"

-Can I have a kiss, actually?
-Yeah, you can.

-I might be in trouble tonight.
-Who are you gonna match with?

-Do you wanna match tonight?
-Yeah.

Take her. Take her like a fairy.
No, like a princess.

Yeah, like a princess. Fireman style.

Oh! Oh, I like that.

I'm in my own little world with Lucy.

I forget who else is around me
because I'm literally just focused on her.

Whoo! I'm a screamer.

And to be honest, I'm happy with that.

I'm pretty hard to resist

To believe that I'm real

So you had all your chats tonight?

-Mm-hmm.
-How you feeling?

Good, yeah. Like…

Everyone's really nice,
but obviously I really like you.

Yeah, like, I'm really happy
that you've obviously picked me.

-Yeah.
-And I'm happy we went on a date.

Yeah, I'm keen to pursue you
and see if there's anything deeper there.

Yeah, so I guess I'm trying to ask,

like, would you be my match?

-I'd love to be your match, Freddie.
-You'd love to be my match, would you?

Yeah, I would.

Get over here
And put your love on me…

Best match ever.

Cody just wasn't cutting it.

You disgust me. Bye.

-Are we married now?
-We're married.

-Locked in for life.
-Okay, cool.

How do you feel about surfer boy?

Personality-wise,
I feel like we're similar.

And I like him. I do.

I just feel like
I haven't had enough time.

-That's what's so hard.
-Well-- Can I be transparent?

Like, I don't think
that dude can match your energy.

At all. I think she's gonna be like,
"I'm bored." Immediately.

I don't wanna be bored.

I hate being bored.

I love just the weird, fun, spontaneous.

-Romantic.
-You're making this so hard.

I… I love Clayton. I do.

-Yeah.
-But that's not your match.

I feel like you can,
like, match my fire/chillness.

I feel like you can match my energy.

No, I feel like I definitely could.

Like, I feel like with you,

I can wake up smiling
with my d*ck out and like…

-Smiling with your d*ck out?
-No, you know.

Like, get out of bed
and just do some weird sh*t.

-Not even… You know what I'm saying. Just…
-Yeah. No.

And like, you are my type to a T.

Oh no. Can I have five minutes?

-I need five minutes.
-No, no, no. No, you're good. I just--

-No, I know.
-I just want you to know.

I know. I hear you.

Got you

Ooh-ooh

Right where I want you…

It's hard to tell how I feel about Cody

because I just am smelling
the desperation seeping through his skin.

Your body's aching
For your mind to blow…

But I kinda like it.

I'm such a b*tch.

Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh

Got you

Ooh-ooh

Right where I want you

I feel like
I'm on The Bachelor.

-Is that a good or bad feeling?
-I hate it.

Okay, let's think of something else.

-It's been a long day, to be honest.
-Yeah. Yeah.

I don't want anyone to leave.
I… I wish you guys could both stay.

Are you afraid of a certain outcome?

I just feel like I don't wanna let
something go that could be.

Like, I feel like we're growing.

Like, we're getting… And, like, we're…

…close.

I feel like we have trust.

I feel like we are good
at speaking to each other.

But…

I just don't know if, like, that…

like, fun, giddy feeling
is there with us, which I want.

I want things to be light…

…and easy.

What do you think
is stopping that from occurring?

I don't know.
I feel like you're really deep.

I like the deep conversations
as well, though.

-That is a part--
-I know, but that's too much.

-Do you want me to I talk less about my--
-I just want you to be like…

I want someone who's gonna f*ck with me.

Like, taper it back a bit?

It's not necessarily you.

-Like, I'll get into it too, but…
-Yeah.

For me, I just, again,
I wanna give you space, um…

but I also…

Like, yeah, it was very attractive to me
that you pulled me aside.

If you do choose me at the end of this,
like, I would value that.

I think I made my decision.

I feel like I don't think
we've had enough time

to figure out who we are,
where we are, what we're gonna do.

I feel you should match with me.

Okay. Kiss me first, though.

Yeah

I'm in complete control

Yeah

I got my aces in the hole…

I won't lie. I thought I had that one.

I've got the moves
I've got the mind…

-See, you're a great kisser.
-Yeah.

We have such good kissing chemistry.

Yay, I made a decision.

Maybe something can
actually build between us.

Wait, there's a room up here?

I severely underestimated this,
but if I come back in I'm gonna be…

full throttle.

I'm gonna go Google compliments
I've never even heard of,

and I'm gonna throw those things out.

I'm leaving the house.
I have zero regrets.

Well, actually, the only regret I have
is choosing Madison.

But I'm not gonna let it defeat me.

The future's right now…

I want somebody
who I can just be myself with,

and somebody who has my back
when times are tough, you know?

Hope you're out there.

Future's right now…

King Carrington came
to take over this castle,

but I did not have my time on the throne.

But I believe that somebody
is gonna bring me back in,

and my time will come.

The king is not over.

The future's right now

Thank you. Somebody get me a shower.

Whoo!

DND.

I'm seeing life
Through a different lens

Way high up
No, I can't pretend

-No way
-That I'm feeling all right…

There you go, do the honors.

-How are you when you sleep?
-Yeah. I sleep like I'm dead.

You just don't move?

I sleep like this. Like I'm in a coffin.

I took too much

-Wait, there's no way
-No way

-Yeah, I'm feeling too good
-Feeling too good

You can't blame me, I had to escape…

Just… just a second kiss.

Got me changing the level

-Two times I can't feel any better
-Feel any better

-Three times probably overload
-Overload

We got a good flavor, flavor

Got a good flavor

The A-Team

We got all the players on a sunbeam…

You like my pheromones?

Ba-ba-da

Ba-ba-da

Ay, ay, ay

We got every flavor of the rainbow…

Hmm, I'm calling in sick.
We can't do the challenge.

I'll be with you in an hour.

-There we go.
-Boom!

-Hope we win today.
-Hell yeah.

Oh-oh, oh-ooh

Set the world on fire…

Come on in, guys. Come on in.

Can't fix me

Gotta accept I'm an animal

How's everybody feeling?

-Feeling good?
-So good.

New couple alert.

Madison and Freddie. Look at that.

And Juliette,
you chose to stick with Clayton.

-Yeah.
-Happy with your decision?

I'm very happy.

The road to finding your perfect match,
it'll be full of twists and turns.

And with that in mind,

I wanna introduce you guys
to today's compatibility challenge.

It's called "You Like Whaaat?!!"

What do I like?

This is how it's gonna work.
We're gonna have two separate rounds.

Ladies, you're gonna go first.
Gentlemen, you'll have your turn after.

I'm gonna ask you a series of questions.

These are questions
I've already asked the gentlemen.

We're gonna place their answers
on these five screens you see to my left.

Pick the answer
that resonates most with you.

But here's the catch.

All these are anonymous.

You have no idea
which one of the guys said what.

Ooh, this is juicy.

The couple who picks
the most number of their match's responses

-will win today's challenge…
-Whoo.

…head out on a date tonight
and visit me in the boardroom,

where they will have
all the matchmaking power you can imagine.

-We got this one. We're winning this.
-We're winning this.

All right.
Let's play a little "You Like Whaaat?!!

-You like what?
-Yeah!

Let's do it. Let's win!

Ladies, why don't you guys take
a seat on our lovely swings there.

All right, good luck.

You know me. You know me.

I wanna get to go on a date with Daniel.
We haven't had a date yet.

And I really wanna be in that boardroom.

It's gonna be girls,
and I need to see that board.

I need to choose the two girls
that are least compatible with Daniel

and then bring them in.

First question presented
to the gentlemen was,

"What sentence would you say to a person
to make them fall in love with you?"

"I'm an attentive listener
and emotionally stable."

-Oh, okay.
-That's good.

"I'm not perfect by any means,

but will do whatever it takes
to make you mine and happy."

-Aw.
-I love that one.

All right.
"On a date, I will never be late,

and I'll always make your legs shake."

Oh-uh.

-You can probably get me with that one.
-"You'll do."

-Okay. Absolutely not.
-"I like you more than my ex."

Sandy.

I'm gonna have to say, "I'm not perfect,

but will do whatever it takes
to make you happy."

Okay. All right. Madison.

I like an emotionally stable man.
I like someone who listens to me.

All right. Lucy, how about you?

I like when it says, "I'll do
whatever it takes to make you mine."

They're willing to work for it,
and I like that.

AD?

It's something about them shaky legs.

-Going for the shaky legs. Okay.
-Yeah.

She'll never walk again.

I'm gonna have to go with,
"I am not perfect by any means,

but will do whatever it takes
to make you mine and happy."

I just love that.

Let's see what the guys said.
Find your answer, fellas.

Oh. Oh.

What a shock. What a surprise, Louis.

So, Lucy, Sandy, and Juliette,
you all chose Daniel's answer.

I chose Daniel's answer.

All right.
Moving on to question number two.

"What would you nickname
your private parts?"

-No.
-No.

We're gonna learn a lot right here, guys.
Some things I don't wanna learn.

Number one, "Footlong. Like Subway."

-Boo.
-Number two, "Wet dream."

Number three, "Womb raider."

-That one is good.
-Number four, "Hammerhead."

-I hate that.
-That's scary.

And number five, "Safe and secure."

-No.
-Boo. Next.

If I'm not getting bruises,
it's not worth it.

Sandy, what do you think?

I'm gonna say "wet dream"
because I like dreams,

and why not make them wet?

-Madison, what do you think?
-I'm kinda resonating with "wet dream."

Two for "wet dream."

-Dream girls.
-Okay.

I don't want it soggy. Thank you.

I think "womb raider."
It's like Lara Croft vibes.

There's something really sexy about that.

AD?

I'm gonna say three.

Something about raiding the womb
sounds real like…

-Yeah.
-I'm gonna go with "womb raider" too.

All right. Fellas, once again,
stand under your answer.

Ollie. I knew it. I knew it.

-"Safe and secure"?
-That's right.

Boring.

Show me your silly side.
Show me your sexy side.

Like, I'm so not wet right now.

-Freddie, you had a wet dream.
-Sounds fun.

-Daniel, hammerhead.
-'Cause it splits at the ends.

It didn't resonate to me,

so I couldn't pick it,
but I thought that'd be you.

-I picked Ollie.
-On it.

Get in them guts.

She knows what she likes.

Can I be both excited and terrified

that my man is standing
under the womb raider?

Like, it just sounds insane.

But it also sounds like…

…insane.

All right, ladies. Next question.

"What animal would you use
to describe yourself in bed, and why?"

Number one, "A lion because
I'm strong, ferocious, and fearless."

Number two, "A dachshund, sweet and long."

"A lion, because I like to be dominant."

"A silverback gorilla
because I have a lot of power,

but not a lot of stamina."

"An elephant because
when you know, you know."

I think I'm definitely gonna
have to go with an elephant

because if you know, you know.
And we all know.

I don't think I know.

-You know, b*tch.
-You know.

-Uh, Madison, what do you think?
-Sweet and long.

I have a sausage dog,
so I picked number two.

AD?

I'm gonna have to go with a lion

that's strong, ferocious, and fearless.

Well, let's see who said what.

That was mine.

Never heard a girl say
she wants a dachshund in the bedroom.

-Freddie, is that you?
-That was a joke. Come on.

I thought that might be Daniel
'cause I have a sausage dog.

-Ah.
-I like something sweet and long.

And, uh, Louis, "an elephant
because if you know, you know."

If you know, you know.

And then Ollie and AD,
you guys are on the same page yet again.

A lion. Strong, ferocious, and fearless.

Ferocious.

Moving on. "Boldest move you've ever made
to get someone's attention."

Ollie, "Decorated our suite
with candles and rose petals."

AD chose Ollie's again.

So Juliette and Lucy
chose Freddie's answer.

-Yeah.
-The yoga class. Next question.

"Describe yourself as a sandwich."

-I like a juicy chicken.
-I'm with the chicken.

Juliette, AD, Lucy, and Sandy
all picked Freddie's answer.

Freddie, you're a popular guy.

That sounds b*mb. That sounds so good.

All right, guys, next question.

"If you had to cook a meal to show off
to a partner, what are you cooking?"

Oh my God, okay.

So, AD, you did choose Ollie.
You said, "I wouldn't. I'd order in."

Madison, Juliette, Lucy, and Sandy,
you guys all picked Freddie.

"I would find out what she likes.
But maybe pasta, candles, red wine."

That's my man.

Freddie is the popular answer up here.

-Jesus Christ.
-They're all envious of me right now.

Freddie was genuinely written by a woman.

Man, I swear
I'm just way too fresh, fresh, fresh…

He has nice lips.
Obviously his abs are a bonus.

He's a very, very handsome man
with an amazing bloody body.

Everything about him is huge.

Things I don't know about him
are also probably huge.

All right, we have AD and Ollie
in the lead with four points,

followed by Madison and Freddie
with three points.

But there's still time
for the rest of you to catch up.

Fellas, your turn on the swings,
and ladies, you'll do the same thing.

This is an important one
because this one shows, like,

the connection is deeper than surface,

and you're actually getting
to know your person.

Good job, baby.

So for me, winning this challenge
would mean everything.

All right, fellas, here we go.

"Your partner is
on their way to your house

after a long, exhausting work day."

"How are you welcoming them?"

"With a hot meal, a big kiss,
hot shower and some hot sex."

-That's a lot of heat.
-A lot of heat.

"Make them dinner
and then the best BJ of their life."

Wowza. Yes, sir.

"A home cooked meal and a glass of wine."

"Sex in the shower."

And lastly,
"Lingerie under some sweatpants."

They all sound good, but yeah,
probably a hot meal and then some hot sex.

Yeah, I'm gonna agree with Freddie.

I'm probably getting a blowjob anyway
if I'm having sex--

-Hey. Don't assume. Don't you dare assume.
-Whoa, don't assume.

You're clearly not married yet.

Let me tell you.

This challenge is a cool opportunity
to get to know each a little other more,

and I like to think I know Lucy well,
but we're gonna find out.

Louis, what's resonating with you?

I'd love to come home to some dinner
and then a nice BJ.

I'd rather ej*cul*te on a full stomach,
so I'll pick that one.

Oh boy.

I can't predict
how me and Sandy are gonna do.

I'm surviving off straight vibes.

Anyone that, you know,
shouts out to me, I'm picking that one.

I'm gonna go with
the lingerie under the sweatpants.

It feels wholesome, but it's not.

Yeah, it's a little, you know,
it's like, "I wasn't expecting that."

Plus, I think the sex is insinuated
with that one anyway, so…

Sneaky sexy. All right.

AD and I are doing good.
We're looking good. We're feeling good.

We're gonna
smash this challenge out of the park.

Ah.

AD said, "A hot meal, a big kiss,
hot shower, and some hot sex."

I should've known.

Madison said,
"Lingerie under some sweatpants."

It's my go-to move.

The lingerie under the sweatpants
got everybody intrigued.

Lucy said, "Make them dinner
and the best BJ of their life."

Louis was all about the BJ.

We're all shocked.

No points this round.

All right. Moving on.

What is your freakiest sexual kink?

"Being called a good girl."
"Being dominated."

"Vibrating butt plug."

Wowzers. Does it come with a charger?

That is bold.

I think we have a very horny household.

But can it get any hornier?
I don't know. I hope not.

Maybe I do hope. I don't know.

"Being choked, a little roughhousing."

And another "choking."

Vibrating butt plug is wow.
That's too much freak for me, personally.

-To be clear, it's not you wearing it.
-I know. It's still…

Ollie comes out of the bedroom.

Choking is just where I'm at, yeah.

So I'd definitely say
someone who likes being dominated.

I have to agree with Louis on this one.

-I don't know. Being called a good girl?
-Ladies, find your answer.

Can we not? Can we not do this?

Who's the dirty girl? Come on now.

Wait, wait. g*dd*mn.

-Okay.
-That's crazy.

-Oh my God!
-All of us just wanna be…

Well, now it's a party.

I can never let my dad watch
this program ever in my life.

But who knows, maybe I'll get
a brand deal, a sponsorship.

Use my code Lucy20.

Lucy, that's crazy.

Madison said, uh,
"Being called a good girl."

What can I say? She's a good girl.

Sandy said, "Being dominated."

Yes. We like a dominant man.

I like dominating.

AD said,
"Being choked, a little roughhousing."

Oh, I was so damn close.

Madison and Freddie, you guys
are neck and neck with AD and Ollie.

Uh, all right, guys, moving on.
My perfect breakfast is…

Coffee and snuggles.

AD, "Iced vanilla latte
with oat milk and a croissant."

And a croissant.

"What would you nickname
your private parts?"

I like a submissive woman, so I'm gonna go
"Whatever my partner wants to call them."

AD said,
"Lady garden. Fertilize me, baby."

All right, guys. "What animal would you
use to describe yourself in bed, and why?"

I like a flexible girl, so number two,
"I'm a monkey because I'm very flexible."

AD said, "Panther.
Ladylike, but dangerous."

-I should have known.
-Okay.

Madison said, "A seahorse
because I wanna impregnate a man."

That's nuts. That's nuts.

You guys don't wanna be pregnant? What?

That's wild.
Freddie, head for the hills, man.

Are you guys ready to see the results?

-Yes, sir!
-Yes!

Fair. Let's go.

I'll go down the line

and reveal to each of you
who you resonated with the most.

-Oh!
-Damn!

Oh, this could get techy.

Let's get messy.

All right, first up,
we have Daniel and Lucy.

So, Daniel, let's find out
who did you vote for the most?

Oh.

-Sandy.
-Oh.

-Okay, all right.
-Trying to steal your girl, mate.

I can see it. I can see it.

He's my man. So hands off.

And Lucy, who did you vote for the most?

Freddie.

-I knew it'd be Freddie.
-All right.

-Suave dog.
-Freddie's that guy.

Good answers, Freddie.
The sausage did it. The sausage dog.

I'm so surprised
I matched with Freddie the most.

Clearly, he's just got
good taste in things.

Clayton, let's take a look at
who you did vote for the most.

-Wowza!
-Sandy.

Sandy's a popular girl.

-Sandy.
-Oh.

Okay.

Interesting. Little bit of
the old switcheroo.

I'm so at a loss right now.
Like, her and I are not compatible.

I might need to reconsider options here.

And Juliette…

That's interesting.

Freddie, a compatible dog.
He's a compatible dog.

Dominating.

All right, get it together.

I got Freddie on almost every question.

Do I have to get my claws out?

I've been known to be mean, okay?

Louis and Sandy, let's find out
who it is you voted for the most.

Aw.

-Look at that.
-Hey.

Muah. Yay.

That is a very good sign to me

because I genuinely chose his responses
not knowing it was Louis.

I'm gonna take that as a win.

For a combined score of four.

-That's my lucky number.
-Okay. Yes.

Is it enough?

Freddie and Madison, now let's find out
who you voted for the most.

Let it be me, please.

Aw.

Never in doubt. Never in doubt.

For a combined score of five.
Guys, you're out in front, first place.

Period.

So it now comes down to a contest
between Madison and Freddie,

and AD and Ollie.

AD voted for Ollie's answer four times.

Trouble's coming…

Ollie, you voted for AD two times.

-Damn.
-AD.

-Wow.
-Wow.

And you voted for each other the most.

Ollie and AD, you are the winner
of today's compatibility challenge.

You will head out on a date tonight,
and you will visit me in the boardroom

where you have all the matchmaking power.
Congrats, guys. Well done.

-Feel like a couple of winners right here.
-We won. We won.

Feels good to win. It feels good to win.

AD and Ollie, have a fantastic date.

-Oh my God.
-That's crazy.

Anyone can win a physical challenge,
but, like, this one really shows…

-Yeah. A deeper level.
-Yeah.

Like, you actually do match my freak.

You actually do match my vibe.
Like, that… that's huge.

Whoo!

You know way too much about me now,
but thank you.

We didn't win the challenge,
but I know my girl likes, uh, butt plugs,

so, you know.

Wins and losses.

To the casa! Well done. Well done.

It's a sweet escape

No sour souls, we cleaned the plate

Mm-mmm…

Mmm.

It's gonna go our way…

-Hello.
-Hi.

-Hola. Hola.
-Welcome to our kitchen.

Ready for preparing some churros?

-Churros!
-Let's do it.

This sweet escape…

I feel like things with Ollie
are moving relatively quickly.

We really are connecting
and do have a vibe,

but I am, at this point,
putting a lot of trust in him.

-I like you in an apron.
-Don't get used to it.

This ain't happening again.

-Yes, it is.
-This is your getup.

With nothing underneath.

Wait.

I would be lying
if I said I wasn't nervous.

Ollie and I have a huge decision
to make in that boardroom,

and anything can happen.

Whoa, whoa. Let's calm down.

I like the… I like a longer one.

Like, not like a mini.

That's why you chose me.

And then we need cinnamon with sugar.

-Enjoy.
-Okay.

-We deserve this.
-Yeah.

Champions.

That's an ugly looking churro.

-Cheers, babe.
-Cheers.

Oh.

That's the crispiest churro
I've ever had in my life.

I'm proud of us.

Yeah, me too.

I don't know what we're gonna do tomorrow.

Do you not want to talk about it?
The boardroom. I don't know what to do.

One, we don't know
if it's gonna be two women or two men.

-We don't.
-It could be one and one.

-Mmm.
-It could be--

There's so many, like, things
that could happen when we get in there.

I just know I better not see your face.

Hmm?

If there's somebody that you would wanna…

I don't know.

-If I would go on a date?
-I don't know.

-But if there's something on there--
-For who?

You, and we're there, I'm looking at you,
and I see the little twinkle in your eye.

I'm not trying to go in there like that.

-No.
-And neither are you.

It's gonna be mad, though. I don't know.

The last person I wanna upset is AD.

But there are gonna be
other people coming in.

We've gotta keep an open mind.

It's a mindfuck 'cause you don't know
where you stand until you stand.

The way I feel about you right now,

there's no one, like, that can come in
and be like-- Take me away from you.

Just so we're clear.

There's always some drama

I just gotta go to clear my head

What'd you think
about my first date outfit?

Very nice. You looked beautiful.

-You always look beautiful.
-Thank you.

When I saw you, I was like,
"Oh my God. She's stunning."

I didn't think you'd like me.

Freddie is a unicorn.

He doesn't actually know
how hot he is, I don't think.

It's like a hot person, but, like,
a really kind person in one body.

I don't wanna jinx anything,

but this might be
the first good guy I have ever met.

Before I came in here,
one of my hopes was that I found someone

that I was really excited about.

And I feel like I've done that.

Are you saying this
'cause two girls are coming in soon?

-I'm joking.
-No.

I'm joking. No, I get you. I get you.

Um, I… I really appreciate that,
and it makes me feel really… really happy.

Now, now, pretty darling

You came here to party

Standing out in the crowd

Baby, baby, you got it

All eyes are on you…

I like kissing you.

Yeah, I like kissing you.

Baby, you got it

All eyes are on you
Love the way you get down

No, don't

Darlin'

You came here to party

Standing out in the crowd

Baby, baby, you got…

Daniel!

-Bro, Daniel.
-That's what I thought. Yeah.

Why don't you tell the people
what you're getting ready for?

-For the bedroom.
-No, for the boardroom.

The boardroom is looming.
There's no escaping that.

I'm really looking forward
to having the power,

getting the chance
to see who else is there,

and getting to play chess.

And we ain't even done

-Yeah
-To good times

Yeah

Hey, boardroom.

-This is where it goes down.
-We made it.

-It's where the magic happens.
-This is all our hard work paying off.

-Well, well, well. What's happening?
-Hey. What's going on? How you doing?

-Hey, Nick.
-I'm good.

Welcome to the boardroom.

-Thank you.
-We're here.

You are here. This is where
the matching magic happens, as they say.

-We are ready.
-Yeah?

Now we've tasted victory,

we don't wanna be on the bottom
of any leaderboard. We'll keep it rolling.

I love the power.

I wanna remain the strongest couple,

and I think
I would rather test relationships

than play matchmaker any day.

I'm sorry,
but that's the name of the game.

Like, we gotta win.

Down at the bottom of the board,

you'll see
the four other less compatible couples.

-Everyone is displayed there.
-Oh boy.

Here at the top of the board,

-four brand-new eligible single ladies.
-Ooh.

Now, you guys have the power,

the ability to bring two
of these single women into the house.

Okay.

What you have to decide,

do you wanna hook
somebody else in the house up?

Uh-huh.

Or do you maybe wanna try
and break up another couple

that you view as a threat?

The third scenario, Ollie…

-…is you can…
-Why are you laughing so loud?

…you can decide to send yourself
on a date with one of these ladies.

So let's talk a little bit
about the ladies we have in play.

Over here, we have Rachel
from The Bachelorette.

I never thought I would do
a dating show again, but I'm not picky.

Just as long as you've cried
in front of a camera, you're my type.

Alex from Temptation Island.

Because I'm watching you work out,
it counts for me working out.

I know I'm sexy.
I know my worth. I am that b*tch.

So glad I can help.

Hannah from The Mole.

Tony, I'm having so much fun.

I don't have Tony eating out
of the palm of my hand yet,

but I definitely will.

And lastly, QT from The Circle.

Oh my gosh.

I'm just gonna drown.

Time to play matchmaker.

Excited to see
the way this plays out. Have fun.

-Thanks, Nick.
-All right, guys.

Thank you.

-All right. Mm-hmm.
-Let's start right here.

Because obviously,
you and Daniel are really close.

That's my boy right there.
No, they're solid, but--

Are they more solid than us, though?

No, he won't switch.

-You don't know that.
-He won't switch.

-You don't know that.
-I do know that.

We'll come back to them.
Let's talk Clayton and Juliette.

See, this is not working.

They failed miserably
on the challenge yesterday,

and for good reason.

-They are not a threat to us in any way.
-No, that's why they need to stick around.

Cool.

On to Louis and Sandy.
Obviously, Louis is my boy.

If there's ever anyone
who's gonna do a switcheroo,

it's this guy.

-It could make sense.
-We'll pencil that in.

What about Freddie and Madison?
He's the nicest guy on the planet.

-That's why--
-So we gotta get her out of here.

Respectfully.

-I get it.
-What do you think?

If Hannah is not screaming Freddie,
I don't know who is.

And I'm sorry, I know this is immature,
and I'm trying to be troublesome,

but because they have such a similar look,
that would be hilarious to be like, whoop.

Yeah, that'd be funny,
but Hannah ain't the one.

-I'm telling you. I saw her show.
-Oh really?

And she knows
how to use men to get what she wants.

-All right, forget that.
-I promise you.

Let's bring Freddie up.

I kinda wanna see him with Miss Rachel.

She's Bachelor. I feel like
she gives more wholesome, more wifey.

They look gorgeous together.

Look at their smiles.

And this girl is Bachelor nation.

Imagine her face when he sees her come in.

So she's gonna come in the house
one way or another.

They're gonna connect anyway.

-There's a lot of pieces on the board.
-All right. All right.

We doing it? All right,
let's lock in Freddie and Rachel.

Match.

-Hey.
-Whoo.

-That looks good. That's gonna be fun.
-Yeah. That looks good.

I'm sorry, Freddie.

All right, next.

Can we bring Daniel up?

Let's put QT next to him.

-I actually know her. Yeah.
-Really?

Oh sh*t.

She's actually a very, very sweet girl.

Hmm.

Nope, not doing it for me.

Can we move Louis up?

-I think, honestly, it looks good.
-I don't…

And she is a fun girl.

Let's get something wholesome happening.

I just feel, based on what Louis' type is,
that wouldn't happen.

I'm trying to stir sh*t up.

If we were to put Alex in the frame now…

-…and they become the new match…
-Uh-huh.

…that makes them a weaker couple
than us straight off the bat

because they're already newer,
and they gotta play catch up with us.

-Get what I'm saying?
-Yeah.

-She's bad. I ain't gonna lie.
-She's bad.

-She looks like a good time.
-That is his type to a T.

Like, let's think about it. Like,
maybe his type is not that good for him.

-Let's put QT next to…
-That's not his type.

-Let's just put them next to each other.
-Go on then. Grab that.

Thank you.

This is like… Looks like a fun girl.

This, he's done this a hundred times over.

Okay.

Let's put QT back for a second.

One more time, don't get mad at me.

Let's bring Alex into the frame.

-If you get Ale-- No.
-You want her in the house?

-Relax. I'm just saying.
-You want her in the house?

-Listen. I'm just saying, if you-- Relax.
-You've pulled her up 17 times.

Maybe she'd be a nice addition.
Maybe she cooks a mean breakfast.

Not for me.

-She's gonna make you vegan eggs.
-I didn't say anything about me.

-Louis could and would switch.
-And would. Right.

That's what I'm saying. If you found…

And that's troublesome,
and I like trouble.

-Is that what you want? See more of Alex?
-No, I'm… really?

I'm just asking. You said it.

I'm not saying anything.

That's what you said.

I'm saying it like this. If it was me…

It's not you.

-Let's put Alex back.
-Yeah, let's put Alex back.

Listen to me.

We don't know this girl, one.

She could come in
and be like, "You're her type."

Oh, that would be awful.

It's really hot in here.

-Ollie, do not piss me off.
-All right. All right.

Oh, Jesus Christ.

You're messing with trouble

Oh-oh-oh-oh

You're messing with trouble

Oh-oh-oh-oh

You're messing with trouble

-Trouble
-Oh-oh-oh-oh

You're messing with

You're messing with

You're messing with

You're messing with trouble

Trouble

You can walk to me, talk to me

Won't get the drop on me

Step to me

You're messing with trouble