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02x12 - It's a Hamster World

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Secret Show". Aired: 16 September 2006 – 30 April 2007.*
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The series follows 2 spies, Anita Knight and Victor Volt as they try to save the world from the latest threats to civilization.

02x12 - It's a Hamster World

Post by bunniefuu »

[Music]

so there are no missions today that's

what I keep telling you what none at all

what do you expect it's raining come on

just because it's raining doesn't Victor

it's absolutely pouring down out there

oh are the marshmallows ready yet

professor

professor what

marshmallows what it what you greedy

little ah my name of the day now as

you're all aware for reasons of the

tightest security my name is changed

daily regardless of the weather now

today you may call

me oh ickle baby

[Music]

kins coming out of my

nose order order as we're all just

hanging out today there's something I've

always wanted to ask ask you ickle baby

kins oh who's the girl on your mantle

piece I don't know what you're talking

about this one it's a big frame this one

this one this one careful don't hurt my

Lucy oh my Lucy Lucy Lucy Lucy wasn't

like that what was it like iob baby kins

you can tell us can't come on Lucy who

oh Lucy woo if you must

know we were secret agents together the

Victor and Anor of our day how well I

remember our last mission together I bet

you do it wasn't like that it wasn't

like

[Music]

that see how you like being

inside a hamster ball for the last time

you're not a hamster you're a man in a

hamster

suit see how dangerous it can

be

[Applause]

[Music]

no wait you're right hamsterman is I am

you are I've been a fool let me join you

and your hamster ways you would join me

and be my furry queen forever

more she was tricking him right yes

trying to gain his trust oh if only that

were

true be gone I'm with hamsterman now how

could you Lucy wo

[Laughter]

luckily the hamster ball caught on a

rope and I was saved I never saw Lucy

woo

again although she did leave this photo

behind on the roof with that cruel taunt

what cruel taunt there huh she called me

a potato a potato that's a strange thing

to call you written on a photo you see

it says

PTO that stands for please turn over

have you looked on the other side well

no I mean I don't believe this or de

here I tied the Rope to your hamster

ball to save you and gain hamster man's

trust oh he's told me the location of

his secret Hideway need rescuing

urgently tonight oh no oh rescue tonight

how long have you had this 20 years 20

years we must rescue her there isn't a

moment to lose okay bad

[Music]

joke what's that squeaking

noise stop

no carry on I thought it might be my

[Music]

leg this is it ready

ready

Lucy is it really you yes you yes you

yes

you stupid Half Baked idiotic fool where

have you been uh Luc I've been waiting

to be rescued for 20 years I can explain

explain rather him than me 20 years on a

hamster wheel you've um kept fit then

how dare you just you wait till I get

try find the cage key living on nuts

have you any idea what you guys time to

uh catch up I hate Victor what it's okay

I've got him covered

hamster man is he asleep what for 20

years I'll take his mask off and find

out no no no no

yucky okay okay got you

covered a robotic hamster who lent back

on his off switch from hamster world I

remember going there as a child hey yeah

me too it's a hamster world it's a

hamster world

it's a hamster hamster

world oh no wonder he went mad is this

the key yeah I think so it's a hamster

World well my dear better late than ever

I suppose no one's called me in years

but is your name no they are I've been

promoted for reasons of security my name

is now changed to daily so it's not

anymore no sadly no oh no what a Pity

the name really suited you I

[Music]

[Applause]

know try to steal my furry Queen would

you get us out of here now hamster man

no you promised to join me and my

hamster ways we shall rule this hamster

world together of course he actually

believes the song that it's a hamster

World okay time

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

to you've kept bit

then after

him which tube did he take don't

know hey I recognize this place yeah me

too

welcome to my hamster

world not quite how I remember

[Applause]

it I'll uh I'll catch up in a

moment ew spider on the back of your

neck go for their off switches oh look a

balloon have you seen IO Baby K no have

you seen Lucy woo Lucy Lucy woo I'm here

I

know right let me at

him oh

L it's a hamster world it's a hamster

world it's a hamster hamster

World soon the world will be our again

and we shall fill our cheeks with don't

you get it you are a theme park ride

with you as my fairy Queen We Shall

theme park ride we shall theme park

Theme Park theme

park ah nuts

[Music]

Lucy whoops bad idea look out

[Applause]

Lucy woo grab my hamster hand I shall

save

you

w don't worry Victor I've called for

backup I'm hster L I'm hster L I'm hster

hster l

[Music]

on so that'll be the backup

[Applause]

then oh thank you you you could have

just let us all fall after what I said I

really I I I I was rather awful I am an

anthropomorphic animatronic hamster you

helped me realize that and I'll always

be forever grateful my fairy

[Music]

queen well that's the last of them

turned off then H happy ending eh la la

la la well maybe this time it's a happy

ending all round

a rocket set off today on a one-way trip

to an uninhabited planet in the alpha

centuy system carrying 32 animatronic

hamsters they may be hamsters you may be

you but I'm Stacy

Stern and so oury has been renamed

hamster World D and their flights was

paid for by all children the hamsters

made Happy with that Dreadful

song all right and now Lucy Woo is our

fitness instructor

s oh oh can I stop now Lucy no