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02x25 - The Villain Nobody Took Seriously

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Secret Show". Aired: 16 September 2006 – 30 April 2007.*
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The series follows 2 spies, Anita Knight and Victor Volt as they try to save the world from the latest threats to civilization.

02x25 - The Villain Nobody Took Seriously

Post by bunniefuu »

how did you find me so quickly because

redirecting the entire world's mail to

your Secret Base had a fatal flaw what

fatal flaw you gave away your address oh

[Music]

no we found all the missing voting

papers Ray nice one Anita wonderbar now

the world leader election can go ahead

and I'll send a Stern letter to computer

kids parents oh I forgot the election

was today so you haven't voted yet then

Victor why bother no one ever enters the

world leader election anyway except the

world leader seismic scans predict an

impostor breakthrough in sector Hector

Vector Victor on our

way still can't see him Ray they'll

break through any second and

[Applause]

now too many of them professor professor

we need backup I have a t untested plan

but it might be highly dangerous

anything I have discovered that the

helmets vibrate to the note High

SE all you have to do is sing a high sea

on

I no not you Victor the only thing

you're hurting is your reputation

[Applause]

[Applause]

it's

[Music]

working I keep forgetting there are

slimy things inside those

[Music]

suits yes that'll teach them viix Anita

reports of clouds falling from the

sky I'll give you a whipping you'll

never

forget the

chef soon the world will be mine we have

World elections for that kind of thing

Chef the lasers have no effect he's

getting away maybe this will slow him

[Applause]

down ah I will have my revenge woohoo

this whisk is cool do I have time to

have a go no a Madman is just called

saying he's going to take over the world

another one a can't it wait till Monday

no he said he's going to do it at the

weekend soon the world will be mine when

I rule the world everyone will wear

curly hats and every house will have

chocolate taps with milk and pl and all

kinds of who called this guy in I

did repor

attack repor attack in

Venice a flaty head ship has entered our

solar

system no Dr doctor is

attacking soon the world will be m fine

oh brother okay you save the world over

there and I'll save the world over there

on

it hey Floy heads beam me up and I'll

Fight You Man 2 two thing so be it

sticky

[Music]

head come on repors do your worst there

he is suck him out

what are these things them

me Victor are you still

alive yes yes I'm

[Music]

still mission accomplished real done

Anita you blocked the repor hole with Dr

the doctor's

ship I will have my

revenge yes I hold on another

emergency and when I rule the world not

just the people but all the buildings

will wear curly hats too and you will

have to say Bim in every sentence for

Bim is a happy word Victor I've just

received your text message are you sure

he's no threat to the world when I rule

the world School concerts will never

last more than an

hour are you kidding there is no way no

way on Earth that that clown is ever

going to take over the planet trust

me trust you you said that clown is

taking over the planet look I was

suffering from safe fatigue okay Bim how

was I to know Bim that he he we already

saved the world five times that day Bim

Bim shim shim shim the clown won the

world leader election fair and square

there is nothing he can do he won the

election how ooh he didn't say Bim I am

not saying Bim just did

you let him take over order order Bim

Bim order

Bim the ex world leader has something to

say only my wife entered the election so

how could the clown win Bim Bim I'll

tell you how the clown Bim changed his

name to mark an X here and everyone

voted for him Bim by mistake I know I

did Bim oh no talking of names Bim my

name is changed daily for reasons of

what little security remains on this

planet now that it's run by a clown Bim

still today you may call me oh Bim fany

Wy bansy Bim

[Laughter]

today the world welcomes a new world

leader the aptly named Mark an X here

Bim now that I finally rule the world

Fridays are banned so have a double

Saturday and why stop at Bim have a pom

bam BM as well as a Bim

[Applause]

actually I've never seen the population

so happy BIM Bam

bom yeah you know I hate to say it but

this guy might actually be a good bam

thing bom

pom oh Bim have fun have Bim have bam

bom and pom and everyone can go on

holiday for the rest of the

year he's not that crazy after all and

BIM Bam bom bom I they' Sold the World

to the floaty heads for a chocolate

[Applause]

egg flouncy bouncy bouncy Bim come in

the new world leader has sold the Earth

to the floaty hits for a chocolate egg

I'm sorry flouty bouncy bouncy Bim is on

holiday at the moment please leave your

message after the Bim

[Music]

Bim BIM Bam pum bum BIM Bam pum

[Music]

bum so Victor I guess it's just you and

me the last of the good guys we'll never

be able to wait

unless hi bad guys due to everyone being

on holiday could you please not attack

the world leaders Mansion today thanks

very much for your help bye at last The

World Is

[Applause]

Mine Victor what have you

[Music]

done I would have gone up to three eggs

you know oh BIM Bam bom what is that oh

B we're under

[Laughter]

attack what's going on black on C kelvia

me what are you doing here I'm taking

over the world everyone here is barking

mad I'm off oh Bim he kept the

egg this Planet isn't worth a chocolate

button let's get out of here helium

thrusters

engaged this is your last warning I was

here first and I'm taking over the world

[Music]

ye the sky is falling down

[Applause]

a nice plan Victor why beat the bad guys

when they can beat each other then we

get to beat them all in one

[Laughter]

[Applause]

go hey that was my

idea and so the floaty heads did not buy

our planet for a chocolate egg from a

clown thanks to every other baddy in the

world trying to take over the world at

the same time and then the sky fell in y

you made sense of that but um what about

the clown is he still in charge no he

solds the old world leader her job back

for a chocolate chip cookie

B what I liked it B oh