01x05 - Guide Dog Day

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hello there Mr Slater's put me in charge

of the annual dog show where owners

bring their dogs to compete for the

grand prize Richard all these dolls are

so beautiful how do you pick a winner

well Sue there's tests an agility skill

and health and fitness and then the best

dogs win the prizes oh what's that City

you're going to win a prize today

I don't think so to win a prize in

a dog show you need a Champion Dog

you've got a Champion Dog

oh no

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you don't stand a chance with that

sausage brain

oh yes we do

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more like champ

can't enter sweep for this competition

he can't even fetch a stick hey oh yes

he can he can't and what's more I'll

prove it

French sweep fetch

the point

I don't know actually

anyway you're not supposed to argue with

me I'm your master you see a

well-trained dog would affect that stick

straight away I Told You So D this is

hopeless

don't

go back

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so I didn't actually throw the stick it

wasn't me it was hey

you see he can fetch yes he can when

he's not supposed to oh there's no

point in entering sweep into this

competition he needs a trainer

you've got a trainer

not that kind of trainee of bone brain

you need someone to shout walkies and

heal

not that kind of heal your bone brain oh

sweet shoe shoe

cool

hey

you'll be his trainer oh you don't

understand how difficult it is sweet

will never complete the doggy agility

course just look at it

hey no problems when it comes to dog

training you're an expert you're the

original Dog Whisperer listen I'll make

you a bet if sweet wins a prize here

today I'll dress up as a dog and I'll do

that doggy agility course myself

it's a deal right you're on

look here comes our judge Jeanette

crankette hello Mr Goodell hope all is

tickety-boo the old contest what what

does he saying he said can he enter the

contest please

Splendid what what

what's the little fella seeing now he

said um can he enter the contest please

establish that enter the contest by all

means what what

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did he say why'd you keep saying what I

shall not see what I'm obviously

confusing the little fellow but yes you

can enter the contest what what

there you go sweet are you happy or what

what what what don't you start right

sweeps in so you better start

training and good luck you're going to

need it

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hello Mr Cranky where's your dog oh he

got sick oh dear and I took him to the

vet huh I got his tail jammed in the

door oh dear and then we sat down we

said a man with a cat the cat scratched

his eyes oh what's his name lucky nobody

found Abby does he that is it

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fat dog sweep see how

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is it remote control oh no of course it

isn't bone brain

yes let's start with sitting no

sweep the first thing is going to

teach you is how to sit

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down not on a chair sausage brain oh

I'm staying good boy if only sweep could

do that well let's try it sweep we're

going to try try dating so you stay

there sweep till we call you

stay

gone

there you're supposed to stay over there

you don't like it over there whatever

there was a draft on your bottom oh I'll

tell you something you've hit

rocks rotten you'll never win a prize

with that Darth dog

how's the Earth training going come on

Mr expert show me something no big good

boy

sweep will now demonstrate begging oh

come on then sweet bag

you don't know how to beg haha I knew it

actually it's very easy just watch me

all you do is you go down on all fours

put your paws up like this and plant

like this

what a goodbye then

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Richard he's been working like a dog

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and a warm welcome to Slater's dog show

we're very honored to have with us this

afternoon senior judge Miss Jeanette

cranker

Jeanette will firstly be judging the

health section tell us Jeanette what are

you specifically looking for

well Richard one thing is very

representative of a healthy dog is an

impressive shiny coat

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thank you

oh I've just been told the next dog has

a particularly impressive coat

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is sweet get off you're spoiling the

whole thing throw it off no not that way

and for our next category we'll be

testing the dog's attitude to music

watch this demonstration

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you is Snoop Doggy doo doo

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and now the ultimate test agility

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oh

I've just been told the next dog is

particularly athletic

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now we come to the official prize-giving

ceremony remember my promise if sweet

wins a prize I have to dress up as a dog

and do the agility course myself well he

won't win any prizes sweep I love you

but you were awful you're very bad judge

if I didn't go with this audience and

I've got a very special award today goes

to the most entertaining dog the winner

is

sweet

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oh no oh no no

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I understand we have a last-minute dog

performing in the main Arena

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foreign

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