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01x10 - The Great Outdoors

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Sooty Show". Aired: July 30, 1968.*
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Children's slapstick show with the little bear glove puppet and his friends.

01x10 - The Great Outdoors

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oh hello there rich is taking the

children's Club on a camping trip in the

country today oh look here comes the bus

now everybody

[Music]

come on then everybody jump on board

that's right hurry up come alone have a

wonderful time see you tomorrow how we

doing Sue oh Mr full bus Richard oh

that's fantastic Mr Slater's going to be

so pleased with this camping trip idea

taking the children to enjoy the joys of

the countryside right here on our

doorstep that's right now I'll be back

tomorrow and you're in charge until then

so make sure sodium sweep don't get up

to anything and how am I supposed to do

that oh something will kick in

[Laughter]

[Music]

well I'm addressed like that because I'm

taking the children's club for a camping

trip in the countryside

you're coming Oh no you're not this

camping trip is for the children's club

and anyway you're not children you're a

little bear and a little dog the phone

hello Mrs later yes I'm taking the

children of the camping trip in the

country it's going to be brilliant

oh yes sir trust me this is one camping

trip that the children's Club are never

ever going to forget oh no Mr Slater no

nothing will go wrong oh he's gone

so where are and sweep oh sure

they're not far away

what's so funny what are you laughing at

camping is a very serious business

Little Miss giggle chops yes anyway I'm

off make sure you look after everything

bye-bye oh oh Richard I do hope

and sweet behave themselves

oh

[Music]

ten green bottles hanging on the wall

and default green bottles should

accidentally fall there'll be nine green

bottles hanging on the wall nine green

bottles hanging on the wall

this looks lovely oh thank you so much

driver we'll see you back here tomorrow

okay

and we're here we're here everybody out

come on

got you rucksacks must remember to get

mine very important right who's ready to

set up the tent

[Applause]

here's the good news first of all we're

going on a nature walk

oh don't moan about it come on and

everybody

isn't this wonderful boys and girls to

really be at one with nature now I want

you to pay particular attention to that

tree it's renowned for its special

boys and girls can you pay attention

please as I was saying that tree is

renowned for its Utica

boys and girls please please

the chance to learn all about nature

now that tree is renowned for its beauty

going on here

what are you two doing here

you've come to learn about nature

well you better stay then aren't you

come on

hey how can you help well actually I do

need someone to be in charge of map

Reading

you'll do that

you're an expert he's an expert all

right go and get the map out it's

in the back of the rucksack

don't hit me

have a look at it now you want to take

us to the campsite so you can read the

directions expert

one step forward one step forward

[Music]

right what's next

one step to the side one step to the

side

but what's next

we're lost

you couldn't just loosen the straps on

my rucksack could you they're really

cutting into me

[Music]

you've loosened the strap oh good right

everybody come on follow me

[Music]

come on

oh look over there cows now if you

listen closely boys and girls you'll

actually be able to hear the sounds of

the dairy cows mooing

oh

[Music]

you want an ice cream how can you want

an ice cream when I am lecturing on the

beauties of The Great Outdoors I want to

introduce you to the wonders of Mother

Nature and I don't want to put my foot

in it

[Music]

laughs

hey I did put my foot in it yeah it's

very funny all right sweep stop laughing

now that we've all calmed down I think

it's important we put our best foot

forward

[Music]

oh come on ten green bottles

[Music]

and if one green bottle should

accidentally oh I found it come on

follow me this is it this is the perfect

place to pitch up our tent put yourself

put up the tent

[Applause]

hey you'll do it

you're experts hmm well all right then

as long as you don't mess it up we'll go

and put the tenter then hop It Go on

while they do that boys and girls we're

going to go on an exciting hunt for

leaves

[Music]

thank you

[Music]

come on then

oh

look g*ng look looks like and

sweeper finished the tent oh this looks

fantastic well done City a really good

job you know this is what it's all about

camping in the country I can't wait to

get inside this tent and you've done a

good job as well sweet you deserve a new

bone

thank you

foreign

[Laughter]

[Music]

why don't you make yourself useful and

go and find some wood and then we can

make a campfire

you'll go and get some yes oh I

must say you've done a great job with

these sausages they smell fantastic

sweep's just gone to get some wood so we

can make a campfire you see that's one

thing dogs are good at boys and girls

and that is fetching snips

[Music]

here's the wood

you knitwit you've wrecked the tent

it could be worse and how's that

it could be raining

oh

thanks everyone you can't pop out in

this weather hold time

is there anything you two are going

home you're not going home we're not

going anywhere until we've packed

everything away come on

what are we gonna do now

we'll have to camp out for the night no

way I hate the countryside what you know

where we can camp but it'll be just

perfect but it better be oh come on then

lead the way

[Laughter]

so this is the perfect place is it

all available

please

[Music]

bye bye everybody bye bye

[Music]