01x13 - Number Fun!

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oh hello there oh it's the phone oh no it's Mr Slater oh hello Mr Slater

what's that sir oh no I'm very sorry sir yes yes right away sir no he's gone oh

no it was Mr Slater he just said there's Big Trouble in the gift shop and if I don't sort it out I'm gonna get the sack

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I'm so sorry everybody we'll be with you as soon as we can

stop it boys I know everybody we're in a bit of a

pickle this morning [Music] oh what's the problem Sue no you

shouldn't have put us in charge of the gift shop Richard uh are you in charge young man

um no I'm trying to buy this teddy bear I've been waiting here ages for my change it's obvious to me your stuff

can't count I'm sorry everybody quickly just count the gentleman five

pennies change quickly I only wanted a balloon I'm so sorry sir

blow this gentleman up a balloon

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no this is ridiculous I shall complain to your manager young man oh I've never

seen such a disgusting service [Music]

thank you I beg your pardon Come On Everybody follow me to Mr

Slater's office [Music]

they just look good at numbers well you're going to have to learn and quick oh no it's the phone

hello Mr Slater what's that you just had loads of complaints cool that was quick hey we've got until tonight to prove to

all the guests we know all about numbers or I'll get the sack but Sarah don't he's gone oh Richard will never do it we

better or my numbers up [Music]

concentrate right dang if we're going to prove to everyone we know all about

numbers it's very important we recognize them first so I've got some number cards here with the numbers one to ten now all

you have to do is to Peg them on the line in the right order who wants to go first

eat me ouch

take this and pay attention

are you stop doing that right all you have to do is to Peg these numbers on

the line in the right order and all your problems will be behind you don't

I said behind you not behind me now take that and hope it

now which number comes first oh Richard it's the number one

oh thanks Sue absolutely right but which card has got the number one on it this one you're right again come on sweet

pass me the number so this is the number one and it's the first number we're going to Peg on the

line we're off to a good start Richard we certainly are Sue and this is what the

number one looks like when it's written down what are you doing up there

getting to know someone [Music]

I don't know come on it's your turn now suti and I want you to find the number two

come on sweetie you can do it number two that's it

right I'm moves thank you very much custom Jinx mind you you have found the

right number this is the number two so we'll Peg it onto the line oh here's the

number three and the number four it yes sweep the number three and the

number four are our next numbers well done Sue now it's your turn you've

got to find the next number go on [Music] that's right it's the number five there

we are so deep there's a peg it

is

I meant take the number on the line anyway there we are number five right it's your turn now

sweep now what number comes after the number five think about it one two

three four five sausage

sausage sausage does not come after the number five come on think about it one

two three four five six six sausage brains sweet possibly the

number six did you all know at home that this was a

number six sweet I said number six not stick though

so there we are the number six now who knows what number comes next me me it's

the number seven Richard you're absolutely right Sue it's the number seven

you're frightened why are you frightened of the number seven

because seven eight nine he'll have to go he's getting worse that

dog all right let's just Peg it up there it is the next number is the number seven and then we have the number eight

and then the number nine seven

eight nine e so all we're left with is the

number ten and that completes our line of numbers

I'm sorry sir

hello Mr Slater Richard oh I'm sorry you can't speak to him he's on the other

line [Music]

right g*ng now remember when the guests Turn Up For The Daily Entertainment Tonight it'll be our chance to prove we

know all about numbers so we're going to play a game to help us learn

ing right now look inside the water you'll see there are gold nuggets and they look like this here's the game I'm

going to hold up a number card and you have to find the same number of gold nuggets so we'll start with number one

here we are look one gold nugget right now we'll have the number two and the

look two gold nuggets do you understand yes yes yes can I go first please of course

you can sue if you can have the number three right let me try

oh yes I found one I found one a well done suit you have found one so Sue's

found one gold nugget how many more does she have to find I need to find two more yes

[Music] I've done it if we add these two pieces

of gold to the one I found earlier that's three pieces of gold one two

[Music] three well done Sue that was brilliant now it's your turn City

right up my nose careful yellow belly hold on to that I'm gonna find you a

number right sweetie you can have the number four you have to find four gold

nuggets off you go [Music] [Applause]

look you found lots of gold nuggets

let's see how many one two three

four five oh City you found too many

what do I mean well we needed four for this number so look one two three four

you found one two mini you can throw that one away [Music]

oh your turn now I sleep I don't think we've got time for this I think we need

to get out of here foreign

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that he hasn't found a lump of gold just another lump

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complaints Mr Slater but trust us later on when all the guests turn up for the entertainment we are going to prove we

know all about numbers oh he's gone oh

thank you sue oh your cakes look rather like custard pies

can you guess what's coming now and sweep let's see how much you've learned about numbers so far I've

got six custard pies here one two three four five six and I'm going to give them

to you but it has to be fair and you've both got to have the same number of custard

pies oh you stop licking the props he'll have to go really he will now do

you know how many custard pies you're going to get each [Music] you haven't got a clue have you do you

know at home well we'll find out now when we divide them up here we go there's one custard pie for you

and one custard pie for you sweep another custard pie for you City another

one for you sweet and then one more for you City and one more for you sweep

look everybody Susie's got three custard pies and sweep's got three custard pies

one two three four five six shirt I'd like some pies and there's

none for me oh I'm sorry Sue let's share them out between the three of you can

you work out how many pies they'll have each let's find out now and divide them up help me out Sue okay so that's one for me one for

and even one for sweet two for me one for and one for sweep

Richard we've got two custard Pisces exactly right Sue so we can see that six

pies for three people means two pies each one two three four five six did you

get that City sweep and Sue all have two pies each

you've only got one pie well where's the other one gone

oh on my chest

[Music] I think I'm just working out for myself

thank you very much something strange hey you've heard of a cream bun but

that's a green butt cheeky come on right that's it tea break over let's get back

to work with you

oh no quit sh**ting saying

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stop it now

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[Music] no matter how hard he tries he always

ends up going round rounding circles

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oh thank you now are you sure you three know what you're doing oh stop

panicking Richard everything will be fine I hope so oh oh no it's Mr Slater

hello Mr Slater oh yes sir the carousel incident

I guess we're just about to put on the show to prove to all the guests that we know all about numbers

if it'll be a good show you'll give me the sack but oh he's gone oh dear listen

I think the audience are ready quick quick come on

oh no wish me luck a one two three

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ladies and gentlemen boys girls it's show time will you please welcome Mr

Richard

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thank you Sue and tonight's show is all about numbers and to start with I need one of

these my fingers

this is an ordinary household please and tonight

don't touch the plate thank you tonight I will be attempting

[Applause] I said don't touch the plate I'm sorry

tonight I will be attend to them thank you tonight I will be attention

tonight I will be attempting to balance some of these

banana face are you finished I said are you finished

know your English you're a smarty pants

yes as I was saying tonight I will be attempting to balance some of these plates mid-air but how many plates I

hear you ask thank you well let's find out now count

with us music Sue [Music]

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oh

no quick City we need another plate

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thank you it's time for some Izzy wizzy Magic [Music]

with Master magician and his Not So Glamorous assistant Richard

thank you sue ladies and gentlemen boys and girls it's time for some magic featuring the numbers one two and three

and starring Master magician

okay so to get into your place into your place now the idea of this is

stop standing around on your skateboards into the place

gotcha now the idea is is going to hide under one of the numbers and you'll

never guess which number he's hiding under okay I placed this over at his head

sorry if you keep moving everyone's gonna know which number you're hiding under

um right now is hiding under the number two where's City hiding

under the number two correct now move the buckets around and see if you can guess which number city is hiding under

now yes you're right it's number two again

as if we didn't know but I'll move the buckets around again which number is hiding under now

the magic you see it's not number two it's not number one it's number three

and everybody claps some cheers [Applause] right we're going to need you to help

with the magic this time and you can do it by wiggling your fingers like this everybody wiggle their fingers

perfect watch what happens when we wiggle our fingers should he vanish it from number three and appears under

number two wiggle your fingers

he'll vanish from number two and appear at the number one ah right now it's your turn to pick a

number which number would you like number two or number three Shout It Out number two on number three

[Applause] number two okay will vanish from

number one and appear under number two watch ready for thee from number one to

number two all right

what are you doing Turn Around [Music]

not messing about that little Brave friend of yours now face front

right we'll have to do that all over again now which number would you like City to appear under number three or

number two okay we'll do number three and this time

we'll go really really fast you won't believe it ready City let's go

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[Applause] to finish with is going to

disappear oh yes ready City I simply place the number one over City's head

don't fall over stand up I simply place the number one over sudhi's head don't

fall over I'm gonna hold you up so you can't do it

I placed the number one over sweetie's head

now I've got it all I have to do is

when I say the magic spell something amazing happens stop messing about when I say the magic

spell something amazing happens say it with me easy wincy let's get busy

and he's gone but where he goes Nobody Knows and that's the magic show with one two three what's that he's under the

table he's not under the table he's not under the table once more I'll prove it to you say the spell with me one two

three easy with C let's get busy [Applause]

[Music] but where is

[Applause] ah no it's time for a sing-along so

everybody join us for that all-time party classic 10 green bottles

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right on my foot custard cheeks so we had 10 bottles we take away one

bottle and we have nine bottles left right let's do it again but this time I

think I'm gonna stand over the other side thank you

a nice green bottle sitting on the wall nine green bottles sitting on the wall

and in one green bottle she'd accidentally fall so we have nine

bottles we take away one so how many bottles will we have left

let's find out sweep remove a bottle [Music]

[Applause] right up my other foot please

sorry yes sir so we had nine bottles we

take away one bottle and we have eight bottles left one two three four five six

seven eight right let's do it again and this time I'm not taking any chances

thank you laughs

green bottles [Music] sitting on the

walls so think about it this time we have eight bottles we take two away how many

bottles will we have left come on and sweet remove two of

the bottles [Music] [Applause]

thank you very much boys yes well we had eight bottles we take

away two bottles and that leaves us with six one two three four five six

six bottles right let's do it again

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six green bottles sitting on the wall and if two green bottles should

accidentally fall yes we're going to take two bottles away from six so think

about it if we have six bottles and we take two away how many bottles will we

have left okay boys remove two of the bottles

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well thank you very much indeed

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so we had six bottles we take away two bottles and we have four bottles left

one two three four thank you

four green bottles sitting on the water four green bottles sitting on the wall

and if two green bottles should accidentally fall so we're going to take

away two of the bottles we have four bottles we take away two how many

bottles will we have left take away two of the bottles

oh Papa

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thank you very much smarty pants all right all right and now it's time for

the grand finale

two green bottles sitting on the wall two green bottles sitting on the wall

and two green bottles so we have two bottles on the wall we

take two bottles away how many bottles will we have left think about it

yes there'll be no green bubble sitting on

the wall [Music]

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[Applause] I might have known you two would have something to do

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thank you poor Richard has lost his bottle

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[Music] ladies and gentlemen boys and girls it's

game show time let's play more than [Music]

[Applause] tricky sticky

thank you so much

welcome folks and I mean that most sincerely I really do to a game that we can all play called more than less than

what's it called hey

and now let's meet our contestants [Music] [Applause]

our first contestant is

he's a teddy bear from Blackpool and his hobbies include Magic

and water pistols [Music]

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a second contestant is sweet [Music]

he's a dog from geisley and his hobbies include singing

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yes thank you thank you thank you and so sausages

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and these are our contestants and they're ready to play more

than [Applause] [Music] [Applause]

Sue give us a 12. thank you sue

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to play more than less than you can't be fools so listen up while I explain the

rules there'll be two numbers all you have to say which is more than or less

than it's time to play [Music]

okay sweep would you like to go first or second [Music]

first you'd like to go first well we wish you the very best of luck as we

play more than less than [Music]

as you can see sweet we have two groups of children one group has two in it one

two the other group has three in it one two three but which group has more in it

is three more or less than two

I'm gonna have to push you for an answer

I'm sorry sweep I'm gonna have to hurry you is three more or less than the group of

two

less than I'm sorry that's the wrong answer

everyone at home will tell you that three is more than two

and now over to city for the next round off more than less than

okay we have two groups of children one has seven in it one two three four five six seven the

other has eight in it one two three four five six seven eight but is seven more

or less than eight now you can play this at home but give us your answer is seven more or

less than eight and to push you for an answer

less than that's the correct answer

yes as everybody knows seven is one less than eight so now you are through

to the Grand Final and I mean that most sincerely I really do but sweep we have to say goodbye to you I'm afraid let's

give him a big round of applause

so then are you ready to take the ultimate Challenge on more than less

than [Music] he's going to do it

[Applause] [Music] as you can see City we have two groups

of children but they are hiding their number cards

all by yourself you have to count the groups of children and tell me which group has more than or less than and you

can try this at home over to you sutty [Music]

[Applause] I'm going to have to push your city

[Music] think there's the same number in both

and what would that number be one two

three four five five children reveal your numbers

one two three four five

one two three four five absolutely

correct hey

so city is the winner of more than less than

thank you children [Music] hey

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mate that's one of the best shows I've ever seen the numbers do you know I think we should tell Mr

Slater how clever his staff are with their numbers [Applause] [Music]

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this show is nowhere [Music]

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do it again [Music]

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oh it's my phone oh it's Mr Slater hello Mr Slater oh thank you sir you've heard

we know all about numbers oh that's always gone oh there's only one thing left to say bye bye everybody bye bye

bye bye

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